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Eldritch
08-28-2011, 08:56 PM
http://ny-image2.etsy.com/il_fullxfull.260348494.jpg

http://animalnewyork.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/bottled_nyc.jpg

$96

The Core of the Big Apple is now ready for the rest of the world to share. With bottledNYC (http://www.bottledbrooklyn.com/bb002.html), all of New York City is exhibited within five glass test tubes.

Each tube contains cloth that is creatively dirtied and stained while traveling through its respective borough: The Bronx, Queens, Brooklyn, Staten Island and Manhattan.

bottledNYC (http://www.bottledbrooklyn.com/bb002.html) is displayed on a quality stand designed to integrate well with any style. Because our products are hand-made and not manufactured, each and every piece is unique and full of character. This product is 100% vegan-friendly, colorfully sealed with soy-based wax and bottled with NYC pride. Hold all of New York City in the palm of your hand.

CONTENTS INCLUDE

5 6" corked glass test tubes
5 Muslin cloths (contains traces of NYC dirt, grass, water & luck)
Decorative cardboard display stand
Muslin drawstring pouch


In other words: it seems that not quite everyone in the Western Hemisphere is yet broke, down & out, and still has money to burn on incredible dumb BS. :shrug:

Piparskeggr
08-28-2011, 09:04 PM
Not on my Yuletide wish list. :p

Scrapple
08-28-2011, 11:14 PM
Well Manhattan always smells like piss for some reason so why would anyone want to buy that is beyond me.

SwordoftheVistula
08-29-2011, 05:48 AM
The Queens one must smell like rotten sewage if it is accurate

MST3K
08-29-2011, 07:47 AM
Yuck, Yankee soil..:D