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ReichGirl
03-30-2009, 05:54 PM
ShamWow Guy In Slap, Chop Bust
TV pitchman battered hooker in South Beach hotel room brawl

MARCH 27--Meet Vince Shlomi. He's probably better known to you as the ShamWow Guy, the ubiquitous television pitchman who has been phenomenally successful peddling absorbent towels and food choppers. Shlomi, 44, was arrested last month on a felony battery charge following a violent confrontation with a prostitute in his South Beach hotel room. According to an arrest affidavit, Shlomi met Sasha Harris, 26, at a Miami Beach nightclub on February 7 and subsequently retired with her to his $750 room at the lavish Setai hotel. Shlomi told cops he paid Harris about $1000 in cash after she "propositioned him for straight sex." Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly "bit his tongue and would not let go." Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue. The affidavit, a copy of which you'll find here, notes that during the 4 AM fight Harris sustained facial fractures and lacerations all over her face (she is pictured here in mug shots snapped following busts in 2008 and 2005). After freeing his tongue, a bleeding Shlomi ran to the Setai lobby, where security summoned cops. Harris refused to cooperate with officers, who recovered $930 from her purse. "Both parties had a strong odor of an alcoholic beverage emitting from their persons," police reported.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327092sham1.html

Manifest Destiny
03-30-2009, 05:58 PM
I wonder how Billy Mays feels about this?

Baron Samedi
03-30-2009, 08:57 PM
Billy May wants you to shut your whore mouth when he is talkin!

SPQR
03-30-2009, 09:00 PM
HAHAHAHA this is so goddamn hilarious. I hate that guy so much.

Manifest Destiny
03-30-2009, 09:01 PM
Billy May wants you to shut your whore mouth when he is talkin!

Don't make me wash out your mouth with Oxyclean!

Baron Samedi
03-30-2009, 09:02 PM
http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p251/x0iTsNoTLikeDat/pictures/1229812302479.jpg

Sol Invictus
03-30-2009, 09:10 PM
http://i41.tinypic.com/2lcmbrr.jpg

ReichGirl
03-30-2009, 09:31 PM
http://i41.tinypic.com/2lcmbrr.jpg


that made me laugh!

Birka
03-31-2009, 12:08 AM
He is a strange looking man in his mug shots.

Sol Invictus
03-31-2009, 12:15 AM
http://i42.tinypic.com/15n99pu.jpg

Maelstrom
03-31-2009, 12:42 AM
lol @ memes

Lenny
03-31-2009, 01:16 AM
He is a strange looking man in his mug shots.
http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/540/0327092sham1.jpg
http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/1121/0327092sham2.jpg
http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art4/0327092sham3.gif
http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/7346/0327092sham4.gif

LOL, note his place of birth (right hand side on pg.1 arrest record)....:p

Lenny
03-31-2009, 02:53 AM
http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art4/0327092sham3.gif

LOL, note his place of birth (right hand side on pg.1 arrest record)....:p

I don't get it:

"Ethnicity: Anglo"
"Place of Birth: Israel"

:confused:

Sol Invictus
03-31-2009, 03:27 AM
I don't get it:

"Ethnicity: Anglo"
"Place of Birth: Israel"

:confused:

I thought maybe he was a Christian Israeli but with a name like Shlomi I wouldn't bet any money on it. Looks like a crackhead too.

Vulpix
03-31-2009, 07:56 AM
They actually spelled it "Isreal" :rolleyes:.

Lenny
04-01-2009, 04:06 AM
They actually spelled it "Isreal" :rolleyes:.Maybe it's a political statement against those jokesters who write it as "Isntreal":D



Also- I posted the wrong photos of the "girl" he beat up:

http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/939/0330091newsham1a.jpg
http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/9707/0330091newsham2a.jpg

There's no victims in this story; a slick Israeli-Jew who has made a ton of money selling Americans junk products and a girl who prostitutes herself both end up jailed. :yuck: