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XenophobicPrussian
11-14-2020, 04:36 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVHi2kJLXVo

Can barely pass as anything outside of Dutch imo. Not average Dutch, but very specifically Dutch looking.

Immanenz
11-14-2020, 04:42 PM
Hallstatt- at least pred.

Jana
11-14-2020, 04:45 PM
Looks very Dutch, I agree. Mostly Hallstatt yea.

Hialt
11-14-2020, 04:46 PM
Man, that's sad. The horsefaced guy should have won, he had the better dance moves. It's an unfair world, never trust a crowd.

Benyzero
11-14-2020, 04:49 PM
Man, that's sad. The horsefaced guy should have won, he had the better dance moves. It's an unfair world, never trust a crowd.

Poor man popped all of those mollies for nothing

Scandal
11-14-2020, 04:53 PM
Tony Hawk type

Komintasavalta
11-14-2020, 05:14 PM
If you had to guess which country this video takes part in, but you couldn't hear the language, it would be really easy to guess too. Dutch are the most hardcore nationality of Europe, because they invented half of the subgenres of hardcore EDM, like gabber and hardstyle.

Classification: Hallstatt. I knew a Finn who looked like him, who I thought looked like a Finland-Swede.

The other guy has a more chad jawline, so that for example he has a much longer distance from the gonion to the ear:

https://i.imgur.com/F0BvF8h.jpg

Compare to the jawline of virgin "West Baltid" (Juhan Aul's name for Nordid) (https://dspace.ut.ee/handle/10062/41630):

https://i.imgur.com/c0lOOK2.png

And chad East Baltid:

https://i.imgur.com/OsWAHVf.jpg

Hamilcar
11-14-2020, 05:17 PM
would pass in belgium too but that's obvious

RN97
11-14-2020, 05:24 PM
Lots of Norwegian look like this. Even more Swedes...

Mars2000
11-14-2020, 05:41 PM
hahahahahahaha this video is gold, can't believe I haven't seen this before. And those judges are rigged man...
He is definitely very Dutch looking, but I wonder how much of that is because he is a cracked out gabber ;)

JamesBond007
11-14-2020, 05:47 PM
If you had to guess which country this video takes part in, but you couldn't hear the language, it would be really easy to guess too. Dutch are the most hardcore nationality of Europe, because they invented half of the subgenres of hardcore EDM, like gabber and hardstyle.

Classification: Hallstatt. I knew a Finn who looked like him, who I thought looked like a Finland-Swede.

The other guy has a more chad jawline, so that for example he has a much longer distance from the gonion to the ear:

[img]https://i.imgur.com/F0BvF8h.jpg[/img[

Compare to the jawline of virgin "West Baltid" (Juhan Aul's name for Nordid) ([url]https://dspace.ut.ee/handle/10062/41630[/ur[]):

[img]https://i.imgur.com/c0lOOK2.png[/img[

And chad East Baltid:

[img]https://i.imgur.com/OsWAHVf.jpg[/img[

Chad is a peasant American thing. America was populated mostly peasant refuse of Europe hence the infamous Ellis Island. Immigrants such as genetic turnip peasants and genetic potato peasants from Europe have stronger chins than British derived peoples. Aristocrats in Europe developed 'weak chins'.


https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/67206981/art-thou-annoyed-well-do-i-look-like-someone-who-cares.jpg

XenophobicPrussian
11-14-2020, 05:48 PM
Lots of Norwegian look like this. Even more Swedes...
Name one.

XenophobicPrussian
11-14-2020, 05:56 PM
If you had to guess which country this video takes part in, but you couldn't hear the language, it would be really easy to guess too. Dutch are the most hardcore nationality of Europe, because they invented half of the subgenres of hardcore EDM, like gabber and hardstyle.

Classification: Hallstatt. I knew a Finn who looked like him, who I thought looked like a Finland-Swede.

The other guy has a more chad jawline, so that for example he has a much longer distance from the gonion to the ear:

https://i.imgur.com/F0BvF8h.jpg

Compare to the jawline of virgin "West Baltid" (Juhan Aul's name for Nordid) (https://dspace.ut.ee/handle/10062/41630):

https://i.imgur.com/c0lOOK2.png

And chad East Baltid:

https://i.imgur.com/OsWAHVf.jpg
Sure, although he doesn't look too Dutch and might be a Polish immigrant or something, either way not a common type among the Dutch.

This Dutchman(Semmy Schilt) leans more towards a Dutch chad:

https://alchetron.com/cdn/semmy-schilt-935bb033-04a9-4bb2-b1b4-ff2d4964e77-resize-750.jpeg

https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/Yt1Y12FEU84zW7vaiJWKUB9L6Wk=/0x0:1037x691/1400x1400/filters:focal(0x0:1037x691):format(jpeg)/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/15438565/semmy.0.jpg

Reminds me of Finnish footballer Joonas Kolkka:

https://img.ilcdn.fi/K9isk3FubZj4PnDhITWEZd8-y0E=/full-fit-in/612x0/img-s3.ilcdn.fi/a62a728caf27838b63496e33d0e689c4876d6ce67c80341e94 2acb28ddf7f8d2.jpg

Jana
11-14-2020, 05:58 PM
Sure, although he doesn't look too Dutch and might be a Polish immigrant or something, either way not a common type among the Dutch.

I tought the same, that guy on the left could be Slavic rather than Dutch. Or German. He doesn't look particulary Dutch in that profile shot.

RN97
11-14-2020, 06:12 PM
Name one.

https://i.imgur.com/nX08oQ4.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/X3bOq3W.jpg
When it comes to Swedes google "Swedish football players", it's quite common there. Sweden is basically hallstatt territory.

XenophobicPrussian
11-14-2020, 06:45 PM
https://i.imgur.com/nX08oQ4.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/X3bOq3W.jpg
When it comes to Swedes google "Swedish football players", it's quite common there. Sweden is basically hallstatt territory.
lol, obviously I know Sweden has Hallstatts, but usually even specific phenotypes have their own variation from country to country. It's actually pretty easy to tell a Swedish Hallstatt from an English Hallstatt like Laurence Fox. The first guy isn't a horrible example(still looks different though and I would definitely first guess him as Norwegian, not Dutch), the second one just no, they look nothing alike(also not a pure Hallstatt, although neither is the Dutchman).

There are clear differences, specifically in the eyes that make the OP look specifically Dutch and not these guys. Gotta look at the finer details, although at the same time not irrelevant details(ala "muh mandible" or whatever).

Dorian
11-14-2020, 06:55 PM
Lol at the chad examples ,the meme is supposed to represent faelids..not finnicobaltics

XenophobicPrussian
11-14-2020, 07:01 PM
Lol at the chad examples ,the meme is supposed to represent faelids..not finnicobaltics
Schilt can be classified as Nordo-Borreby, the Finn as Faelid+Tronder, probably minor Borreby too. Nothing Finnicobaltic about them.

Dorian
11-14-2020, 07:13 PM
Schilt can be classified as Nordo-Borreby, the Finn as Faelid+Tronder, probably minor Borreby too. Nothing Finnicobaltic about them.

I was talking more in terms of geography

There's certainly a difference between Lundgren or this meme guy https://i.imgur.com/OZf1qaN.jpg with komintas' and your examples , north/western vs eastern influences basically..

XenophobicPrussian
11-14-2020, 07:52 PM
I was talking more in terms of geography

There's certainly a difference between Lundgren or this meme guy https://i.imgur.com/OZf1qaN.jpg with komintas' and your examples , north/western vs eastern influences basically..
Eh, wogs have taken over the chad meme anyway. I'm pretty sure Gigachad(who is an ethnic Azeri btw) is now the guy who most people think of when they think of chad now, not the meme guy you posted or the paint.jpg meme.

https://i.redd.it/sw9psw96erq51.jpg

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/370/931/ea0.jpg

Komintasavalta
11-14-2020, 08:01 PM
Chad is a peasant American thing. America was populated mostly peasant refuse of Europe hence the infamous Ellis Island. Immigrants such as genetic turnip peasants and genetic potato peasants from Europe have stronger chins than British derived peoples. Aristocrats in Europe developed 'weak chins'.

https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/67206981/art-thou-annoyed-well-do-i-look-like-someone-who-cares.jpg

The last one of these "West Baltid" (Nordid) examples by Juhan Aul is actually your lookalike. The book where these plates are from included only three types (West Baltid, East Baltid, and Light-Mixed), so even dark-pigmented people as West Baltid if they were metrically Nordid.

https://i.imgur.com/fFfKXG4.jpg

It's possible to have a "weak" chin and a strong mandible, or a weak mandible and a strong chin. The former is a more archaic trait that is typical of SSAs, and of Saami in Europe. The latter is a more progressive trait that is characteristic of Caucasoids. I don't like the term "weak chin", because it is a loaded term that implies that a large chin would be somehow better than a small chin.

Hadza hunters have weaker chins than your British aristocrats:

https://i.imgur.com/42jmF0a.jpghttps://i.imgur.com/MNUZkrW.jpg

Token
11-14-2020, 08:03 PM
Nordic with a recessed chin due to beta masticatory habits

RN97
11-14-2020, 08:12 PM
lol, obviously I know Sweden has Hallstatts, but usually even specific phenotypes have their own variation from country to country. It's actually pretty easy to tell a Swedish Hallstatt from an English Hallstatt like Laurence Fox. The first guy isn't a horrible example(still looks different though and I would definitely first guess him as Norwegian, not Dutch), the second one just no, they look nothing alike(also not a pure Hallstatt, although neither is the Dutchman).

There are clear differences, specifically in the eyes that make the OP look specifically Dutch and not these guys. Gotta look at the finer details, although at the same time not irrelevant details(ala "muh mandible" or whatever).
Laurence Fox looks a lot like Morten Ramm IMO, he passes in Norway. I think your brain is tricking you; because you correlate a certain look to being dutch, english etc. you can't see it being anything else. OP just looks like a tall and sorta malnourished hallstatt.

mmmbavarskoe
11-14-2020, 08:15 PM
pure aryan no jokes probably of germanic bavarian nordisch descent

Random Member
11-14-2020, 08:17 PM
Laurence Fox looks a lot like Morten Ramm IMO, he passes in Norway. I think your brain is tricking you; because you correlate a certain look to being dutch, english etc. you can't see it being anything else. OP just looks like a tall and sorta malnourished hallstatt.

Hi, RN. Have you classified yourself? I wanted to know what your phenotype is.

RN97
11-14-2020, 08:20 PM
Hi, RN. Have you classified yourself? I wanted to know what your phenotype is.

I have not classified myself, but others have
https://www.theapricity.com/forum/showthread.php?334275-Classify-me-half-Romanian-half-Norwegian

Random Member
11-14-2020, 08:30 PM
I have not classified myself, but others have
https://www.theapricity.com/forum/showthread.php?334275-Classify-me-half-Romanian-half-Norwegian

Thank you. I cannot access it due to an unknown reason. I'll try later

chociprasa
11-14-2020, 08:44 PM
Looks more like a KN than a Hallstatt to me, indeed very Dutch looking though

Immanenz
11-14-2020, 08:54 PM
Looks more like a KN than a Hallstatt to me, indeed very Dutch looking though

Higher nasal root, tendency to recessed midface etc.is there although Hallststatt example Magnus Svenson has that too. Imo if you put him next to textbook Swedish Hallstatt and and Irish Keltic Nordid, he ll still be much closer to the Hallstatt

Norb
11-15-2020, 09:58 AM
receding and under developed chin is not Nordic

Bmack
11-15-2020, 11:58 AM
lol, @ KN, this guy has upturned nose tip, that's no KN trait, it's scandinavian!

He looks hallstatt + UP to me, could be more closer to his upper paleolithic part. Has too rugged traits for to be a pure hallstatt or bleached atlantid. But he looks stereotypical dutch.

Vid Flumina
11-15-2020, 12:06 PM
could also be chronic mouth breathing

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mouth_breathing#Potential_effects

dududud
11-15-2020, 12:19 PM
Jacques Brel look like the same, except with more Brunish hair.

Horsy face.

Harkonnen
12-09-2020, 09:58 PM
Classification: Hallstatt. I knew a Finn who looked like him, who I thought looked like a Finland-Swede.



He look like Finnish-Swedish actor Pekka Strang.

Harkonnen
12-09-2020, 10:08 PM
Schilt can be classified as Nordo-Borreby, the Finn as Faelid+Tronder, probably minor Borreby too. Nothing Finnicobaltic about them.

You are flipping again. Joonas Kolkka is very Finnish looking. Joonas is Lahti-Karelian like my dad. He is Reipas Lahti player. Reipas Lahti was the football club of Karelian WW2 refugees. Jari Litmanen is another Reipas Lahti Lahti-Karelian

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reipas_Lahti

Fraisod
12-10-2020, 02:33 AM
He reminds me of Spud in "Trainspotting" & "Trainspotting 2", played by Scottish actor Ewen Bremner.
https://images.app.goo.gl/d4vXgXXK5CPfyrXK9
https://images.app.goo.gl/UTzvjLnsVyCKLy6M8
For classification, he seems Atlanto-Faelid

The Blade
12-27-2020, 08:19 PM
Hallstatt/Keltic mixed type.