Classify all these Ashkenazi Jewish Celebrities

[Grand Admiral Thrawn]

Amir Arison (actor, usually plays South Asian characters) he's probably one of the darkest Ashkenazi among us not just in skin but facial features
https://qph.fs.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-eb937d7ef06c1373415d578271a417e9


Jeffrey Goldburn (Actor)
https://qph.fs.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-ca678d142f2b9d41a4ec37fd3a984a51

Sascha Baron Cohen (Actor + Comedian, known for Borart)
https://qph.fs.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-b2eaa1ad526f1fbdd4b416e054dc61c9

Nev Schulman (Has been mistaken for Turkish)
https://qph.fs.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-64d2675eee52d8baacc1402d3ec5a5db

Adam Sandler (Comedian)
https://qph.fs.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-a27827d8c31604af607675e028cf97fb

Ben Schwartz (Voiced Sonic the Hedgehog in a recent movie)
https://qph.fs.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-16485cbe348052cfe270c48b4686ca12

Gal Gadot (Wonder Woman)
https://i.redd.it/y5udpzj5rob21.png


Alex Borstein (She voices Lois Griffin in Family Guy)
https://qph.fs.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-d9d301d3b4947fe63ec13f4162987a52

Abbie Hoffman (Some random Activist from the 60s, I personally think he looks like Mummar
https://qph.fs.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-e77fa652a83463fcfe8cc40b6ed1fc94Gaddafi lmfao)

Joshua Rabbin (Muscian)
https://qph.fs.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-5a23001681d1dc12a3e903b64575fb0a

Jeremy Stoppeman (CEO Of Yelp)
https://qph.fs.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-491b3c08d4def55462ff50b8f343f136

Sarah Silverman (Comedian)
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/19/03/2b/19032b0d278cb3602bb65dbd25c3e3ff.jpg

Mila Kunis (Voices Meg Griffin in Family Guy)
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/773595554927738920/796431209013313596/unknown.png

Scarlet Johanson (Known for Black Widow in the Avengers)
https://media1.popsugar-assets.com/files/thumbor/nq1UPhsNngAS6omqSlJvSJ-qu64/fit-in/1024x1024/filters:format_auto-!!-:strip_icc-!!-/2019/05/22/733/n/1922153/0518b5f3ce30b285_GettyImages-83911937/i/What-Scarlett-Johansson-Natural-Hair-Color.jpg

Mark Zuckerberg (CEO f Facebook)
https://nypost.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2020/07/mark-zuckerberg.jpg?quality=90&strip=all&w=1200

[Grand Admiral Thrawn]

Bump

[Pine]

Johansson is half Jewish.

[Grand Admiral Thrawn]

Johansson is half Jewish.

According to the Torah to be a Jew you have to be religiously a Jew or be born to one Jewish mother, so despite her being only half. She is a Jew

[Grand Admiral Thrawn]

Bump

[Kivan]

Zuckerberg seems to be Nordid/Brunn/Armenoid and Johansson Nordid/CM.

The rest look like mixes of Atlanto-Med and East-Med with Arabid/Semitic, Armenoid, Saharid, Alpinid and CM.

[Cristiano viejo]

Amir Arison (actor, usually plays South Asian characters) he's probably one of the darkest Ashkenazi among us not just in skin but facial features
https://qph.fs.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-eb937d7ef06c1373415d578271a417e9
Not true, and just below him there are some examples of darker Jews.

[Parça do Neymar]

Most of them have a Med base.

Gadot is Alpine Med with dinaromorphic (maybe Armenoid) influences, mostly noticeable in the side profile, she is very pretty. Borstein is Alpine. Kunis is Gorid (?) with Med influences. Johansson is Nordo-Borreby, she looks Euro-shiksa. Hoffman looks straight up Yemeni, Arison is East Med + Arabid, very Semitic-looking, would stick out even in certain West Asian countries like Armenia and Turkey. Baron Cohen looks Atlanto Med + Orientalid.

Zuckerberg is an interesting case because he looks like a Nordo-Brunn + Orientalid blend with features selected at random.

[Grand Admiral Thrawn]

Not true, and just below him there are some examples of darker Jews.

Bruh the fact that he gets South Asian roles means he's one of the darkest lol

[Grand Admiral Thrawn]

Most of them have a Med base.

Gadot is Alpine Med with dinaromorphic (maybe Armenoid) influences, mostly noticeable in the side profile, she is very pretty. Borstein is Alpine. Kunis is Gorid (?) with Med influences. Johansson is Nordo-Borreby, she looks Euro-shiksa. Hoffman looks straight up Yemeni, Arison is East Med + Arabid, very Semitic-looking, would stick out even in certain West Asian countries like Armenia and Turkey. Baron Cohen looks Atlanto Med + Orientalid.

Zuckerberg is an interesting case because he looks like a Nordo-Brunn + Orientalid blend with features selected at random.

Agreed, Also I always thought Zuckerberg was weird or strange looking maybe it's the weird orientalid eyes he has, but for these reasons he gets memed for looking like an Alien Reptillian Shapeshifter lol

[ModernMaskil]

According to the Torah to be a Jew you have to be religiously a Jew or be born to one Jewish mother, so despite her being only half. She is a Jew

You inherit your tradition (masores) from your father, not your mother, so if you're speaking purely religiously, she is not Ashkenazi and you're wrong on that account as well.

Either way, when discussing phenotypes describing a half-Jew as an "Ashkenazi Jew" is pretty inane.

[Cristiano viejo]

Bruh the fact that he gets South Asian roles means he's one of the darkest lol

Nah, Antonio Banderas gets the Latin and even Arab role in Hollywood and he is not one of the darkest Spaniards.

[Pro.crasti.nation]

What about Fisher Stevens and Brian George who played Raj's dad in The Big Bang Theory?

[Grand Admiral Thrawn]

You inherit your tradition (masores) from your father, not your mother, so if you're speaking purely religiously, she is not Ashkenazi and you're wrong on that account as well.

Either way, when discussing phenotypes describing a half-Jew as an "Ashkenazi Jew" is pretty inane.

How am I wrong? It doesn't matter that you inherit your Masores from your Father, if we're speaking through what has been considered throughout history it was usually always your Mother. Why is now the Father?

[ModernMaskil]

What about Fisher Stevens and Brian George who played Raj's dad in The Big Bang Theory?

Brian George isn't Ashkenazi.

[ModernMaskil]

How am I wrong? It doesn't matter that you inherit your Masores from your Father, if we're speaking through what has been considered throughout history it was usually always your Mother. Why is now the Father?

No, it wasn't. Masores was never inherited from the mother, Jewish status was. Masores has always been patrilineal.

[Alenka]

How am I wrong? It doesn't matter that you inherit your Masores from your Father, if we're speaking through what has been considered throughout history it was usually always your Mother. Why is now the Father?
Posting Scarlett would be like posting Drake. He has an Ashkenazi mother, just like her.
Therefore they are equally Ashkenazi.

https://i.imgur.com/25ZYYCc.gif

[Alenka]

This is an anthro forum. Both parents matter equally, in a genetic and phenotypical sense.
This is not rocket science, but elementary school level biology.

Thus, rather than posting Scarlett or Drake, it obviously makes more sense to post their Ashkenazi mothers.

https://i.imgur.com/cDc88QL.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/Dnliwy4.jpg

[Parça do Neymar]

Agreed, Also I always thought Zuckerberg was weird or strange looking maybe it's the weird orientalid eyes he has, but for these reasons he gets memed for looking like an Alien Reptillian Shapeshifter lol

His Time's "Person of the Year" picture does look like a textbook Reptilian meme haha

https://benbryancdm.files.wordpress.com/2018/04/mark-zuckerberg.jpg


What about Fisher Stevens and Brian George who played Raj's dad in The Big Bang Theory?

Brian George isn't Ashkenazi, but some kind of Mizrahi. I think he looks Indian as fuck.

[PhenotypeMaster]

All of them look mediterranean except from Sarah Silverman, Scarlett Johansson, and Mark Zuckerberg.

[Grand Admiral Thrawn]

All of them look mediterranean except from Sarah Silverman, Scarlett Johansson, and Mark Zuckerberg.

Amir Arison, Donna Feldman and Oded Fehr do not really look Mediterranean, they look more West Asian.

[placebo]

Amir Arison, Donna Feldman and Oded Fehr do not really look Mediterranean, they look more West Asian.

We Turks are known as West Asians and this guy cannot pass in West, Central, South, North, Northeast Anatolia he can only pass in Southeast. (not typical) He looks more ME than West Asian. (I don't think he can pass in Caucasus and Northern Iran.)

[Grand Admiral Thrawn]

We Turks are known as West Asians and this guy cannot pass in West, Central, South, North, Northeast Anatolia he can only pass in Southeast. (not typical) He looks more ME than West Asian. (I don't think he can pass in Caucasus and Northern Iran.)

Alright let me be more specific. West Asian is a broad term referring to "West Asia" which includes the Middle East and Iran.

https://www.bing.com/images/blob?bcid=RGfeM3JVykACrw

[aherne]

In between Saudis, Lebanese and Europeans. Judean phenotypes (East-Med + Arabid + Middle Eastern CM + Eastern Alpinid) dominate, but there is a full spectrum of transition towards European phenotypes ending with Scarlet Johansson (or Gwyneth Paltrow), who looks as European as it gets.

[aherne]

Posting Scarlett would be like posting Drake. He has an Ashkenazi mother, just like her.
Therefore they are equally Ashkenazi.

https://i.imgur.com/25ZYYCc.gif

Only that Drake looks half Arab while Johansson looks pure European

[Deusex99]

We Turks are known as West Asians and this guy cannot pass in West, Central, South, North, Northeast Anatolia he can only pass in Southeast. (not typical) He looks more ME than West Asian. (I don't think he can pass in Caucasus and Northern Iran.)

Yeah sure. Meanwhile Turks from Ankara.

https://foreignpolicy.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/gettyimages-1135805258.jpg?w=800&h=533&quality=90

[Grand Admiral Thrawn]

In between Saudis, Lebanese and Europeans. Judean phenotypes (East-Med + Arabid + Middle Eastern CM + Eastern Alpinid) dominate, but there is a full spectrum of transition towards European phenotypes ending with Scarlet Johansson (or Gwyneth Paltrow), who looks as European as it gets.

Yes we are very diverse in appearance. Due to us having 50% Southern Italian and Greek DNA, 10% Slavic DNA, 10% Germanic DNA and 35% Non-White/Middle Eastern/Near Eastern (West Asian Levantine DNA)

[Grand Admiral Thrawn]

Yeah sure. Meanwhile Turks from Ankara.

https://foreignpolicy.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/gettyimages-1135805258.jpg?w=800&h=533&quality=90

Some of their faces do look more European leaning, Turks are a racial mess if I'm being honest. West Turks can look very European while Central and East Turks can look like a completely different Race altogether. But all Turks seem to have pseudo-minor mongoloid features due to their ancient Central Asian DNA. When I think of a Turkish person I think of a European mixed with an Arab or Iranian with Dark Skin and minor slanted eyes.

[Kivan]

Some of their faces do look more European leaning, Turks are a racial mess if I'm being honest. West Turks can look very European while Central and East Turks can look like a completely different Race altogether. But all Turks seem to have pseudo-minor mongoloid features due to their ancient Central Asian DNA. When I think of a Turkish person I think of a European mixed with an Arab or Iranian with Dark Skin and minor slanted eyes.

Turks of Western Turkey don't look much different of most other regions neither we have Arab or recent Iranian ancestry.
And these people in the picture look nothing like most ones in the OP.

Go troll in other place, please.

[Grand Admiral Thrawn]

Turks of Western Turkey don't look much different of most other regions neither we have Arab or recent Iranian ancestry.
And these people in the picture look nothing like most ones in the OP.

Go troll in other place, please.

How am I Trolling? When I discussed the Turkish genetic pool I discussed how you're basically mixed with Ancient Central Asians, Ancient Anatolians and some MENA. North West Turks from my experience tend to be more European leaning and have more Anatolian DNA in them.

[Pine]

In between Saudis, Lebanese and Europeans. Judean phenotypes (East-Med + Arabid + Middle Eastern CM + Eastern Alpinid) dominate, but there is a full spectrum of transition towards European phenotypes ending with Scarlet Johansson (or Gwyneth Paltrow), who looks as European as it gets.

both of them are half jewish

[aherne]

both of them are half jewish

Correct, but they don't show up ANY middle eastern influence whatsoever...

[placebo]

Yeah sure. Meanwhile Turks from Ankara.

https://foreignpolicy.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/gettyimages-1135805258.jpg?w=800&h=533&quality=90

so? they don’t like amir arison.

[SkyBurn]

When I think of stereotypical Ashkenazi appearance, I think of your examples Sarah Silverman is probably it (dark hair/eyes, very pale). There is of course a lot of variation, and I would even say that diaspora Jews tend to be more Ashkenazi and look a little different to Israeli Jews on the whole.

I would agree that posting half Jews is fair when discussing the diversity of followers of the religion/culture, but not when discussing Ashkenazi or Sephardi phenotypes. They're usually posted when trying to white wash the ethnicity

[Grand Admiral Thrawn]

When I think of stereotypical Ashkenazi appearance, I think of your examples Sarah Silverman is probably it (dark hair/eyes, very pale). There is of course a lot of variation, and I would even say that diaspora Jews tend to be more Ashkenazi and look a little different to Israeli Jews on the whole.

I would agree that posting half Jews is fair when discussing the diversity of followers of the religion/culture, but not when discussing Ashkenazi or Sephardi phenotypes. They're usually posted when trying to white wash the ethnicity

Very good analysis and I have to agree, since Ashkenazi genetics cluster with Southern Italians and Greek Islanders (50%) and 35% (West Asian or Levantine) and the rest being 20% (Slavic or Germanic) that really ideally gives Ashkenazi a very exotic or unique appearance as we're mutts. And I 100% agree with your luck on Sarah Silverman, she's a good example of a stereotypical Jew. Many of us also seem to have what would be considered the "Litorid" phenotype, that gave us the famous "Stereotypical Jewish appearence" with it's armenoid, dinarid and med mixture that coll-orates with the Ashkenazi mix. I think if there was the average Jewish phenotype, I think it would be this, here's also 2 Ashkenazi celebrities representing it below.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/773595554927738920/798600780953288704/unknown.png

[Hajimurad]

Arison, Cohen, Sandler, Schulman, Hoffman - Orientalid
Goldblum, Schwartz, Stoppeman - Taurid/Hither-Asiatic
Gadot, Kunis - Asiatic Alpine
Borstein, Rabbin, Silverman - Gracile Mediterranean
Johannson - Alpinized Nordic
Zuckerberg - Nordicized Orientalid

[Pine]

Very good analysis and I have to agree, since Ashkenazi genetics cluster with Southern Italians and Greek Islanders (50%) and 35% (West Asian or Levantine) and the rest being 20% (Slavic or Germanic) that really ideally gives Ashkenazi a very exotic or unique appearance as we're mutts. And I 100% agree with your luck on Sarah Silverman, she's a good example of a stereotypical Jew. Many of us also seem to have what would be considered the "Litorid" phenotype, that gave us the famous "Stereotypical Jewish appearence" with it's armenoid, dinarid and med mixture that coll-orates with the Ashkenazi mix. I think if there was the average Jewish phenotype, I think it would be this, here's also 2 Ashkenazi celebrities representing it below.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/773595554927738920/798600780953288704/unknown.png

Neither of them is fully Ashkenazi.

[Grand Admiral Thrawn]

Neither of them is fully Ashkenazi.

That literally does not matter, both of them are predominately Ashkenazi


Brody was born in Woodhaven, Queens, New York City, the son of Sylvia Plachy, a photographer, and Elliot Brody, a retired history professor and painter. Brody's father is of Polish Jewish descent; Brody's mother, who was raised as a Catholic, was born in Budapest, Hungary, and is the daughter of a Catholic Hungarian aristocrat father and a Czech Jewish mother. Brody was raised "without a strong connection" to either Judaism or Catholicism. SO even on his "hungarian side" he has Ashkenazi, he looks that exotic due to his Ashkenazi side not his "part Hungarian Mother".

Jenny Slate has a great-grand parent that is Sephardi, but that literally means nothing, she's predominately Ashkenazi and there are many Ashkenazi that look like her.

[Grand Admiral Thrawn]

Arison, Cohen, Sandler, Schulman, Hoffman - Orientalid
Goldblum, Schwartz, Stoppeman - Taurid/Hither-Asiatic
Gadot, Kunis - Asiatic Alpine
Borstein, Rabbin, Silverman - Gracile Mediterranean
Johannson - Alpinized Nordic
Zuckerberg - Nordicized Orientalid

Pretty good I'd say, although I'd say Mila Kunis is Pontid with Alpine influence.

[Grand Admiral Thrawn]

Arison, Cohen, Sandler, Schulman, Hoffman - Orientalid
Goldblum, Schwartz, Stoppeman - Taurid/Hither-Asiatic
Gadot, Kunis - Asiatic Alpine
Borstein, Rabbin, Silverman - Gracile Mediterranean
Johannson - Alpinized Nordic
Zuckerberg - Nordicized Orientalid

Pretty good I'd say, although I'd say Mila Kunis is Pontid with Alpine influence.

[Pietro97]

Mila Kunis looks totally Slavic

[Suinthila]

Scarlet Johanson (Known for Black Widow in the Avengers)
https://media1.popsugar-assets.com/files/thumbor/nq1UPhsNngAS6omqSlJvSJ-qu64/fit-in/1024x1024/filters:format_auto-!!-:strip_icc-!!-/2019/05/22/733/n/1922153/0518b5f3ce30b285_GettyImages-83911937/i/What-Scarlett-Johansson-Natural-Hair-Color.jpg

Mark Zuckerberg (CEO f Facebook)
https://nypost.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2020/07/mark-zuckerberg.jpg?quality=90&strip=all&w=1200


Pelo bermejo, mala carne y peor pellejo.

[Grand Admiral Thrawn]

Mila Kunis looks totally Slavic

Highly disagree, the only slav she could pass for is maybe a Bulgarian, Serb or Croat. She has a Southern European look to her, she doesn't look Jewish though, however she doesn't look Slavic.

[ModernMaskil]

That literally does not matter, both of them are predominately Ashkenazi


Brody was born in Woodhaven, Queens, New York City, the son of Sylvia Plachy, a photographer, and Elliot Brody, a retired history professor and painter. Brody's father is of Polish Jewish descent; Brody's mother, who was raised as a Catholic, was born in Budapest, Hungary, and is the daughter of a Catholic Hungarian aristocrat father and a Czech Jewish mother. Brody was raised "without a strong connection" to either Judaism or Catholicism. SO even on his "hungarian side" he has Ashkenazi, he looks that exotic due to his Ashkenazi side not his "part Hungarian Mother".

Jenny Slate has a great-grand parent that is Sephardi, but that literally means nothing, she's predominately Ashkenazi and there are many Ashkenazi that look like her.

Either way, posting part goyim as examples of the average Ashkenazi phenotype is innately stupid (just as posting Louis C.K as an example of a "typical" redhead Irishman is). There are more than enough full Ashkenazim in Hollywood for you to pick from.

[Vik29]

Neither of them is fully Ashkenazi.


Yes Gwyneth and Scarlett are half Ashkenazi, but Amir Arison is fully Ashkenazi Jewish, his father is Romanian Jewish and his mother Polish Jewish and Ukrainian Jewish, also Sasha Baron Cohen is fully Ashki, Oded Fehr, Andrea Gabriel, Yonatan Cohen, David Proval, Mark Margolis, Idan Raichel, Donna Feldman, Neal Shusterman, Aaron Swartz, Jeremy stoppelman, Daliah Lavi, Gila Almagor, Josh Bernstein are all fully ASHKENAZI