Æmeric is Dead

[Æmeric]

Hello. My name is Chris. I hope I am putting this in the right section of your website. The man you know as “Æmeric” left instructions to be followed upon his death. Upon getting hold of these instruction, his latest entry had the address of this website as well as his password, and a parenthetic remark that read: (these people should know, too).

Early this morning while patrolling the border with the Minutemen, Æmeric's group was ambushed by Mexican smugglers being escorted by the Mexican army. In the ensuing battle Æmeric managed to kill 38 Mexicans.... but then he ran out of bullets & was savagedly hacked to death. In total 217 were killed in the squirmish at Havasu Canyon. Homeland Security quickly rushed in - after the battle was over - to wipe away all evidence of the battle. The real purpose of DHS is to conceal from the American public the war currently being wage on the southern US border. So it won't do you any good to try and find any accounts of this battle on the internet.

[Psychonaut]

I call dibs on his gold!

[Electronic God-Man]

he only killed 38 Mexicans?

Doesn't sound like Æmeric to me.

Must be fake.

[Treffie]

Hello. My name is Chris. I hope I am putting this in the right section of your website. The man you know as “Æmeric” left instructions to be followed upon his death. Upon getting hold of these instruction, his latest entry had the address of this website as well as his password, and a parenthetic remark that read: (these people should know, too).

Early this morning while patrolling the border with the Minutemen, Æmeric's group was ambushed by Mexican smugglers being escorted by the Mexican army. In the ensuing battle Æmeric managed to kill 38 Mexicans.... but then he ran out of bullets & was savagedly hacked to death. In total 217 were killed in the squirmish at Havasu Canyon. Homeland Security quickly rushed in - after the battle was over - to wipe away all evidence of the battle. The real purpose of DHS is to conceal from the American public the war currently being wage on the southern US border. So it won't do you any good to try and find any accounts of this battle on the internet.


There's no mention of it in the Lake Havasu Globe, does this happen often in this area?:)

[Psychonaut]

he only killed 38 Mexicans?

Doesn't sound like Æmeric to me.

Must be fake.

Nah, it's him. If you notice, the post doesn't say that he shot any Mexicans, it only implies that he used bullets. If you check the story on Fox News right now, you'll see that he was just running around with a bag full of bullets and a hammer. He'd place a bullet on the forehead of a guy and then tap the end with a ballpeen hammer. It was kind of the most hardcore killing spree EVAR.

[Lady L]

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[Loki]

Damn I hope this isn't true. :(

I'm so going to miss this:

http://i249.photobucket.com/albums/gg201/Aemeric/HelloSmiley444.gif

I hope this is just a very sick joke, but if it is I never want to hear from Æmeric again. He has broken my heart. I can feel the pain between my ribs. :(

[Beorn]

Baggsy his rep points.

[Eldritch]

SuuT is dead, I am dead and now Aemeric is dead. Is the Apricity turning into a Romero movie?

[Eldritch]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_3fQmM2yoY

[Aemma]

Awww god damnit! Another one bites the dust! And just as I was going to give him sooooooooo many rep points today too for being my favourite cantankerous old fart. :D Aww well sux to be him! :D



He has broken my heart. I can feel the pain between my ribs.

Wanna band-aid? I think I got some in my purse. I can always get Tolleson's staple gun though and fix that cardio-thoracic area of yours. :D



Baggsy is rep points.

Never mind! They all go to the one with the commanding blue name. :p



Is the Apricity turning into a Romero movie?

I dunno...I was thinking more along the lines of a Quentin Tarantino film myself...death and weirdness all wrapped up in an entertaining package. :D

Cheers All!...Aemma

[Manifest Destiny]

SuuT is dead, I am dead and now Aemeric is dead. Is the Apricity turning into a Romero movie?

Are you talking about George Romero? If so, we have to see if they turn into zombies before we can determine if it's one of his movies.

[Absinthe]

Oh nooooo... :( Just as I was beginning to like him :wink

[Tolleson]

Baggsy is rep points.

I baggsy HIS rep points.

Only people that can spell can "Baggsy". :D

Sucks to be you. :wavey001:

[Æmeric]

Hey, guess what everybody? I really am dead but it turns out they have the internet in heaven.


http://www.cyberdatingexpert.com/wp-content/themes/revolution_promedia-30/revolution_pro-30/images/internetheaven.jpg

They also have the internet in hell but in hell it is dial up & you have to wait for eternity for your connection.


http://www.woosh.com/pagetemplate/public/images/heading/hdr_freeusagefeb.jpg



I call dibs on his gold!

It's going to be buried with me.:D




I hope this is just a very sick joke, but if it is I never want to hear from Æmeric again. He has broken my heart. I can feel the pain between my ribs. :(Now I feel bad. I will crawl off & hide in shame.:rolleyes:

[Barreldriver]

Can I have your house? And any food you have?

[Æmeric]

No. It's already spoken for.:cool:

[SuuT]

Way to steal my Prank, you Twat.

[Inese]

Can I have your house? And any food you have?
You have too much food already i think. :D :cool:

[Hors]

Æmeric is Dead

Good news, finally.

R.I.H.

[Barreldriver]

You have too much food already i think. :D :cool:

Lol true, who doesn't have too much food in America? Even the illegal immigrants get to eat.