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JamesBond007
04-27-2021, 12:17 AM
People may hate burpees but they do not need to make false lame rationalizations for it. Hate to do burpees ? Just admit you are mentally weak not physically fit and move on instead of trash talking them!


In Defense of Burpees
By Matt Phelps September 22, 2020


"We are training for life. 'Perfect is the enemy of good.'"

Matt Phelps
Metabolic Fitness

The Burpee. A squat. A pushup. A jump. Seems pretty simple, right? This classic movement provides the Metabolic Trifecta of heart pounding, lactic acid producing, lung burning euphoria that no single human being on the planet is immune to, and yet it is often bastardized…a Metabolic whipping boy for poor exercise selection for most people.

In the fitness world, some coaches love to prescribe them, as they are unparalleled in intensity. While I will concede that sprinting and running up hills are always great options, these aren’t always viable choices for people, depending on living situation and time availability. With these options you also have the “luxury” of scaling back intensity, while with burpees it is pretty damn hard to do that, given the dynamic nature of the movement.

Other coaches swear that by doing them, you will destroy your knees, hurt your back, and have wrists so damaged that you won’t be able to turn a door knob for the rest of your life.

Is this true?

Well, I am here to tell you that it isn’t, and any coach that has spent any time doing burpees will tell you the same. I have coached THOUSANDS of clients, and I have NEVER seen someone hurt themselves doing a burpee….like EVER.

Also, when did we just throw out form when discussing the burpee? Isn’t safety an inherent concern when discussing ANY exercise?



The Proper Burpee

Done properly, the Burpee is a potent movement that combines lower body power, upper body strength, and emphasizes hip mobility. In the following video, you will notice the following points of emphasis:

-Hands are flat on the floor, fingers facing “North”.
-The initial descent is NOT a hinge, but rather, a squat.
-The chest is “proud” but does not need to be “vertical.” Some forward lean is acceptable.
-The feet shoot back, do not allow them to be “loud” as they
hit the floor. Soft landings are far kinder to the joints.
-Proper pushup mechanics come into play here, the upper arm should be at 45 degrees, head slightly in front. Drop to the knees when necessary to obtain proper ROM.
-Pushup FORCEFULLY, so that you can bring your feet along with you if possible. If upper body strength is an issue, simply break the pushup and the feet coming back up into two distinct movements.
-As the feet come back up, land softly, with the feet as wide as possible to prepare for positioning yourself to drop your hips, and keep a neutral spine. This position should closely mirror the position you were in on the descent.
-EXPLODE back to the top, using your arms, and raising them all the way to the ceiling, as though you are taking a vertical jump test.
-Fluidly land softly, evenly distributing your weight across the entire foot, while descending into the next repetition if possible.

An Exercise like None Other
I think what makes the Burpee so unique is that it literally is the ultimate full body cardiovascular conditioning tool, which inherently places a HUGE demand on the body. Whenever you combine an exercise that emphasizes power, requires strength, and is limited by mobility, you are going to have one hell of a cocktail. I like to think of it like “jungle juice” at a college party. It has a little bit of everything, somehow it all works together, and it can be very easy to “overdo it”, so watch it.

For this reason, for those coaches out there that emphasize breaking apart the burpee into “pushups and squats” or suggest “riding the assault bike” or “pushing a sled”, I think they are really missing the point. With Burpees, we have an exercise that taxed the ENTIRE body, and does not require ANY equipment. There are thousands of “case studies‘ on any inner city playground of men and women that have gotten into GREAT shape utilizing calisthenics only training, and nearly all of them perform Burpees.

If you go slower on Burpee, you are “punished’ because the movement will not be as fluid, and will take longer to perform. On the other side of the sword, your heart rate will likely be more elevated, because of the emphasis on rate of force development that you had to display. This is what I love about the Burpee as a conditioning tool…you cannot “outsmart” it.

When it comes to your training, the “fountain of youth” is keeping your strength, prioritizing your power development, and enhancing mobility. Anytime we can get all 3 of those at the same time, this is like finding the Holy Grail. The older we get, the more training efficiency becomes a priority, and movements like the Burpee certainly provide an excellent amount of “bang for your buck.”

For those of you out there who claim that the power development is not as “optimal” as hooking yourself up to a fancy piece of equipment that tells you how high you are jumping, how fast you are moving, and how much rest you need before you can go again, well, we are not training for the Olympics here.

We are training for life. “Perfect is the enemy of good”.

Many folks do not have access to any such equipment, but simply training with PURPOSE and INTENT on the concentrics of their pushups and jumps can make a significant difference. Remember, when performing burpees, we are sampling the buffett, we are not ordering the filet, and sometimes a little bit of everything leads to more satisfaction than an over assessment on one physical attribute that, in the great scheme of things, does not need to be optimal for an increase in the quality of life for most of you reading this.

Who should NOT do burpees?

While I hate bastardizing an entire movement becauseI think everyone can do some form of a Burpee, I do think precaution needs to be taken by those who have severe mobility restrictions, are new to working out, lack the strength to do a pushup from the knees, or are pregnant. In these instances, a very quick remedy is to simply do them off a box or raised surface that is 6”-24” in height, depending on the ability level of the person.

Burpees are an extraordinary tool to add to the toolbox of Gainz, and while there are some populations that should adjust the Burpee to best suit their needs, for the most part the fear mongering and trepidation that exists in the fitness community is not warranted, and if Burpees get you moving, then by all means, have at it!

https://www.trainmetabolic.com/burpees/

Daco Celtic
04-27-2021, 12:57 AM
I support this exercise. Did my first burpee in 1990 and never looked back.

JamesBond007
04-27-2021, 01:15 AM
I support this exercise. Did my first burpee in 1990 and never looked back.

Honestly, I don't have time to do faggot shit like be bodybuilder barbell curls in a mirror in the gym at 43 years old.

True story : about 3 years ago I was living in Manhattan the exercising I did was walking and burpees combined with pullups. That shit made me like Bruce Lee, no joke, not bloated like Longbowman. I had female models (there are lots of them in Manhattan) checking me out on the street.

If you do burpees to pullups you can kick Longbowman's bloated ass.

https://bruceleetraining.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/bruce-lee-lat-spread-2.jpg

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/proxy/Yd3zovEE_Stj-h2Q9IXDKpPHKG-s_0yL0dVSe8gGVyBX5WpIqIIPVJVjElJosQMXYXdirWRBfjM8z 2zRNkdrxSszfnfC_hh_t7qyTbo6_H_gejMX_oN3QTNnnvlHQzG udxPbaC3TXgeRqDgeU5zVYtJpYPFeN9WFnyI

JamesBond007
04-27-2021, 06:55 AM
https://hips.hearstapps.com/hmg-prod.s3.amazonaws.com/images/gettyimages-1059230028.jpg

Josephine Skriver
2018: "The least favorite and favorite are the same. Leg squats and burpees. They're the least favorite because they hurt the most , but you know they're some of the most effective. Burpees for sure—when I'm with my trainer I'm like, 'no!' but I know it's the perfect full-body workout."

https://hips.hearstapps.com/hbz.h-cdn.co/assets/16/49/hbz-beauty-vs-cindy-bruna.jpg

Cindy Bruna
2016: "I hate lunges and burpees. But I have to do it everyday. It's part of the job, so I'm doing it–but I hate it. One I am starting to like is squats. I feel it, I see the results on my body. When you see results you just want to do it again and again."



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQ2DVwSVIIo

Benyzero
04-27-2021, 08:07 AM
Best shit ever

gixajo
04-27-2021, 09:39 AM
I support the burpees but I am not going to do any.

I am already like Bruce Lee.

Longbowman
04-30-2021, 11:47 PM
Once again, I am living in JamesBond's schizophrenia-addled brain, rent free. He used to be jealous of my IQ and now he's jealous of my body. I literally never talk to him as a policy, but he cannot stop thinking about me - cannot stop thinking about my body. It's at least a little gay.

BTW I do literally scores of burpees every week, they're a good exercise but fundamentally essentially cardio, if you want to build strength there are better exercises, even bodyweight exercises, such as chinups or pullups. I do around 100 6 days a week.

It is extremely difficult to look like Bruce or like me without going to the gym and pumping iron. Bruce Lee knew that - Bruce Lee did bodyweight training and weightlifting. That's right, he did curls for the girls in front of a mirror, like me, whilst also doing pushups and pullups, again, like me:

https://th.bing.com/th/id/Rccc216badcc56e48b5d450a60ac71a15?rik=jLY%2fUhVwEy 2mzA&pid=ImgRaw

https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-BIu_t_gdhaI/Tm_wEjNuuYI/AAAAAAAABQU/tb3BcJjTzNo/s320/Bruce-Lee-superhuman-strength-231x300.jpg

http://www.workoutlikebrucelee.com/bruce-lee-weight-training-bodybuilding/#:~:text=%20Bruce%20Lee%20Weight%20Training%20%26% 20Bodybuilding%20,arms%20extended%20straight%20dow n.%20Curl%20the...%20More%20

Cope.

If any of you are man enough to admit you want to get shredded like Brucie or like me, DM me and we can work out a diet and exercise programme that suits your build and metabolism together, instead of joining the dad-bod circle-jerk of people who cope by telling each other they're doing the manly thing by avoiding the harder workouts because anyone who touches a barbell is a fag and anyone who looks better than you must have gone to the gym and is therefore also a fag. Work on yourselves, gents, attitude and body. You do not have winner mentalities.

Insuperable
05-01-2021, 12:15 AM
I don't have time to do faggot shit like be bodybuilder barbell curls in a mirror in the gym at 43 years old.
In defense of burpees posts female supermodels who do faggot exercises all the time

Longbowman
05-01-2021, 12:20 AM
I don't have time to do faggot shit like be bodybuilder barbell curls in a mirror in the gym at 43 years old.
In defense of burpees posts female supermodels who do faggot exercises all the time

those supermodels go nuts for guys with dad bods who keep it str8 by only doing bodyweight exercises. Not even weighted bodyweight or pullups because that requires equipment. 100% pressup variants. It's the chaddiest thing you can possibly do.

Insuperable
05-01-2021, 12:26 AM
those supermodels go nuts for guys with dad bods who keep it str8 by only doing bodyweight exercises. Not even weighted bodyweight or pullups because that requires equipment. 100% pressup variants. It's the chaddiest thing you can possibly do.

Eventually you have to use some equipment like vest or something. There is no purpose of doing 100 pushups or 50 pullups at once except for burning calories.

Longbowman
05-01-2021, 12:30 AM
Eventually you have to use some equipment like vest or something. There is no purpose of doing 100 pushups or 50 pullups at once except for burning calories.

During Covid I amped it up to the point of doing 1,200 pressups every other day, and I think that had some effect, but the easier option is to go to the gym and pick up heavy things. Of course some internet bros with noodle arms and beer bellies who want to be ripped but don't want to do the work will talk smack.

Of course doing press ups, burpees, jumping jacks and whatever else can get you nice and fit if coupled with good diet and some structured CV like running or swimming, but it's not going to get supermodels' heads turning unless you're also 6"4 and gorgeous or a multimillionaire. Or you just resemble their stepdad.

Insuperable
05-01-2021, 12:44 AM
During Covid I amped it up to the point of doing 1,200 pressups every other day, and I think that had some effect, but the easier option is to go to the gym and pick up heavy things. Of course some internet bros with noodle arms and beer bellies who want to be ripped but don't want to do the work will talk smack.

Of course doing press ups, burpees, jumping jacks and whatever else can get you nice and fit if coupled with good diet and some structured CV like running or swimming, but it's not going to get supermodels' heads turning unless you're also 6"4 and gorgeous or a multimillionaire. Or you just resemble their stepdad.

Buy a vest, 20 kg or so and lift legs up because decline pressups utilize more of bodyweight compared to normal pressups. 1200 is mentally just too stressful, all those repetitions. But I guess you are now back to the gym so no need for that. But it is good to have vest at home for occassions. Also some dumbbells and trap bar.

Faklon
05-01-2021, 02:56 AM
Legend has it that if you scream mazel tov during the jumping phase of the burpee, a Longbowman appears in front of you and he is so smaaaaaaall.

But you have to be 43 years old, shout the spell with a girly voice and your mouth should smell like overpriced estrogenic candy.

JamesBond007
05-01-2021, 08:30 AM
During Covid I amped it up to the point of doing 1,200 pressups every other day, and I think that had some effect, but the easier option is to go to the gym and pick up heavy things. Of course some internet bros with noodle arms and beer bellies who want to be ripped but don't want to do the work will talk smack.

Of course doing press ups, burpees, jumping jacks and whatever else can get you nice and fit if coupled with good diet and some structured CV like running or swimming, but it's not going to get supermodels' heads turning unless you're also 6"4 and gorgeous or a multimillionaire. Or you just resemble their stepdad.

I know for a fact you not physically fit. I know for a fact you would fail the luc leger test for the French Foreign Legions.

If you were as physically fit as you think you were then you would be able to :

1.) Pass the French Foreign Legions physical fitness test

2.) Complete a triathlon

3.) if you want to be elite something like 3 sets of 15 burpees to muscleups

We have been through this before when I used to post shirtless pics under a different handle

You, like most men, want to have non-functional bloated muscles while not being physically fit.

Am I a hypocrite? No, I am currently working my way back to elite shape -- I go in and out of shape periodically.

JamesBond007
05-01-2021, 08:35 AM
Buy a vest, 20 kg or so and lift legs up because decline pressups utilize more of bodyweight compared to normal pressups. 1200 is mentally just too stressful, all those repetitions. But I guess you are now back to the gym so no need for that. But it is good to have vest at home for occassions. Also some dumbbells and trap bar.

Adjustable 40 pound weight vest + 1 arm pushups

Adjustable 40 pound weight vest + burpees to muscleups

^ be in better shape than Longbowman --profit

gixajo
05-01-2021, 08:52 AM
You all are a bunch of wimpy girlies.:)

Insuperable
05-01-2021, 12:05 PM
Adjustable 40 pound weight vest + 1 arm pushups

Adjustable 40 pound weight vest + burpees to muscleups

^ be in better shape than Longbowman --profit

About burpees... I'd rather do pushups (or jump squats first whatever) to failure and then jump squats to failure. This way you can build strength to a degree and be physically fit. Especially with a vest on. Caution: combing strength and cardio is too stressful for heart. Doing classic burpees is just about being physically fit.

Longbowman
05-01-2021, 02:11 PM
I know for a fact you not physically fit. I know for a fact you would fail the luc leger test for the French Foreign Legions.

If you were as physically fit as you think you were then you would be able to :

1.) Pass the French Foreign Legions physical fitness test

2.) Complete a triathlon

3.) if you want to be elite something like 3 sets of 15 burpees to muscleups

We have been through this before when I used to post shirtless pics under a different handle

You, like most men, want to have non-functional bloated muscles while not being physically fit.

Am I a hypocrite? No, I am currently working my way back to elite shape -- I go in and out of shape periodically.

We have never 'been through this' before, you are off your meds. You have never been in notably good shape.

The French Foreign Legion basic fitness test is not difficult to pass:

https://legionstories.com/soldiers-physical-fitness-test-in-the-french-foreign-legion/

I would be the highest level, easily, and it's not even close. I would get at least 16 and probably 17 points on the run and 20 on the swim and pressups. Frankly, the test is not that different to the standard British military fitness testing (although we do not have a swimming element as part of routine testing, though I have also passed the much more difficult swim test 3 times - without goggles and with a full set of overalls, plus double the length, albeit without the 'time critical' element), which I pass at a high level routinely. I have also passed the British infantry fitness test easily, and that was a lot harder than the basic FFL fitness test.

You 'know for a fact' I couldn't do these extremely easy and low-level exercises because you are extremely jealous of me and your delusional and drug-addled brain comes up with these absurdist copes to deal with the reality, which is that I am objectively a superior human being when compared to you.

You basically see me looking as I do - ie, objectively better, fitter, more attractive than you - and you convince yourself all I do is bicep curls or whatever and that bicep curls are ghey and non-functional (and tbf biceps aren't the most useful muscle to build) as if muscles built in the gym 'don't work' or as if people don't do muscle-ups in the gym (where else would you even do them?). However, I also run 4 times a week and do an intense amount of CV and bodyweight exercises, which I have described on previous fitness threads. You cannot accept this because you are deeply egocentric and invested in your fictional self-image - ie, you cope.

And yes, I absolutely work out partially for vanity. Unlike you, I am man enough to admit this.

You are chubby and will remain so until you die.