Classify & place oddly cute Henry III, King of France

[Odelia]

Most monarchs looked gross, but this one surprisingly seemed like a looka!

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/26/Dumonstier_Henry_III_of_France.jpg
https://www.historytoday.com/sites/default/files/henryiii_0.jpg
https://www.france-pittoresque.com/IMG/jpg/Henri-III-3.jpg
https://www.thefamouspeople.com/profiles/images/henry-iii-of-france-1.jpg

[JamesBond007]

Atlanto-med + Norid ?

[Odelia]

Atlanto-med + Norid ?
Maybe Dinarid instead of Norid?

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/7f/Quesnel_Henry_III_of_France_in_Polish_hat.jpg/800px-Quesnel_Henry_III_of_France_in_Polish_hat.jpg

^Reowwrrr! (lets hope the artist wasn't hotting him up :rolleyes:)

[Voskos]

Berid+Alpine. You seem to love his Berid look Odelia.

[Aldaris]

That gabacho looks like he's harboring a dark sectret. I would not let my kids around kilometers from him.

[Uranous]

Dinarid

[Odelia]

Berid+Alpine. You seem to love his Berid look Odelia.
Not much Berid, but defo Mediterranean/Dinaro Med to Armenoid and Anatolid (phenotypes are unrealistic asf, but they can be good fun time like horoscopes).....He looks neither of the two you mentioned. Alpines are round faced with short noses and Berids are like that too but more stocky and darker!


That gabacho looks like he's harboring a dark sectret. I would not let my kids around kilometers from him.
Well apparently, the guy was a a homosexual. So go figure...

[NSXD60]

Edward Norton-oid.

[Odelia]

Edward Norton-oid.
Hehehe yasss! I see it...(if only Ed had brown eyes tho!)

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/b3/cf/be/b3cfbea61288f9c6fec6ea20ad06a568.jpg

[Aldaris]

Well apparently, the guy was a a homosexual. So go figure...

Jaja, can't say I'm surprised. Nobody but a froot would dress like a froot, unless he has to. :-)

[Odelia]

Jaja, can't say I'm surprised. Nobody but a froot would dress like a froot, unless he has to. :-)
Err it's the 1500s. All kings dressed up like that.

Lolz they usually dressed up like bored lesbians on tiktok...

https://blog.fabrics-store.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/Louis-XIV-of-France_1.jpg
https://study.com/cimages/multimages/16/484px-ranc_jean_louis_xiv_fabre_museum439408858275446784 1.jpg
https://cdn.theatlantic.com/thumbor/LXNvE6o2ynZWxRmBP7WbQhgYeEA=/0x273:1635x1193/1600x900/media/img/mt/2015/09/Louis/original.jpg

[axel.aleman]

Atlantid + minor Baskid

[Odelia]

Uppity

[Tongio]

Good to know his looks are this appealing.

[Xacal]

Atlantid + Dinarid

[Odelia]

Good to know his looks are this appealing.
What do you mean

[Aldaris]

Err it's the 1500s. All kings dressed up like that.

Lolz they usually dressed up like bored lesbians on tiktok...

https://blog.fabrics-store.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/Louis-XIV-of-France_1.jpg
https://study.com/cimages/multimages/16/484px-ranc_jean_louis_xiv_fabre_museum439408858275446784 1.jpg
https://cdn.theatlantic.com/thumbor/LXNvE6o2ynZWxRmBP7WbQhgYeEA=/0x273:1635x1193/1600x900/media/img/mt/2015/09/Louis/original.jpg

Can't tell I'm joking? Anyhow, I'm not familiar with bored lesbians on the internet and in fact, I don't really want to be. Neither Spain or Czechia was free of that fashion of probably rampaging their mom's closet.

[Odelia]

Can't tell I'm joking? Anyhow, I'm not familiar with bored lesbians on the internet and in fact, I don't really want to be. Neither Spain or Czechia was free of that fashion of probably rampaging their mom's closet.
Er not sure how that was a joke (thought you were legit mocking the dude), but okay

[Roy]

Portraits of monarchs and aristocracy were meant to be as flattering as it is humanly possible. Henry III was briefly a king of Poland too btw.

Classification: maybe Dinarid

[Odelia]

Portraits of monarchs and aristocracy were meant to be as flattering as it is humanly possible. Henry III was briefly a king of Poland too btw.

Classification: maybe Dinarid
No friggin way. They usually look pretty gross in the artwork (look at my 'lesbian' examples above and those below, they probably make them ugly in the portraits on the contrary!).

https://www.factinate.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/Selection_444-1.png
https://cdn.historycollection.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/king-james-ii-of-scotland-by-an-unknown-artist-17th-century-photo-u1.jpg
https://allthatsinteresting.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/charles-v.jpg
https://www.historyanswers.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/InbreedingBanner.png
https://www.thetimes.co.uk/imageserver/image/%2Fmethode%2Ftimes%2Fprod%2Fweb%2Fbin%2F3da81dcc-93b9-11eb-af3b-900f1f5fe235.jpg?crop=1969%2C1969%2C523%2C546