Classify girlfriend of Haaland Isabel Haugseng Johansen

[Oliver109]

Apparently she is Norwegian too though i have little info on her family background, Strandid?
https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/E84lpG0X0AIzZZgjpg-JS777467298.jpg

[ecptr]

Atlantid.

Is she one of those British-looking Norwegians I've heard so much about?

[Tooting Carmen]

Looks Brazilian

[Oliver109]

Looks Brazilian

Lol, she looks more French imo

[Tooting Carmen]

Lol, she looks more French imo

With those eyes, lips and skintone? Whatever.

[Oliver109]

With those eyes, lips and skintone? Whatever.

Quite normal for the south i think, anyway i don't think she is fully Norwegian

[Tooting Carmen]

Quite normal for the south i think, anyway i don't think she is fully Norwegian

Maybe for a Southern French person who is part-Algerian, yes.

[Oliver109]

Maybe for a Southern French person who is part-Algerian, yes.

Lol pretty much every southern/central French group from the most rural areas i have seen pics of has large numbers of individuals who have that complexion, she doesn't look especially swarthy imo though still more southern Euro.

[Roy]

With those eyes, lips and skintone? Whatever.

There's a thing called ... make-up you know.

[Marshall Theodore]

Looks Brazilian

Can pass as Brazilian white

[Tooting Carmen]

Can pass as Brazilian white

She looks more 'exotic' than Adriana Lima, who people often label as 'non-white'.

[Marshall Theodore]

She looks more 'exotic' than Adriana Lima, who people often label as 'non-white'.

Sure, but here everything with light skin is white, so doesnt matter if haaland's gf looks more or less exotic

[Oliver109]

She looks more 'exotic' than Adriana Lima, who people often label as 'non-white'.

Lima looks yellower in her younger pictures, this girl above imo looks lighter skinned than a lot of darker Brits.

[Cristiano viejo]

Dark girl.

Nice couple of mongrels she does along Haaland, I dont want to think how their children would be :rolleyes:

[Oliver109]

Dark girl.

Nice couple of mongrels she does along Haaland, I dont want to think how their children would be :rolleyes:

Lol she is lighter than 55% of Spaniards

[Cristiano viejo]

Lol she is lighter than 55% of Spaniards

She is darker than 99,99% of Spaniards.

Sorry, you dont have any credibility after calling this girl non swarthy (well, I will sincere, you already did not have any before this thread neither :D).

[JamesBond007]

She is darker than 99,99% of Spaniards.

Sorry, you dont have any credibility after calling this girl non swarthy (well, I will sincere, you already did not have any before this thread neither :D).

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[JamesBond007]

She is darker than 99,99% of Spaniards.

Sorry, you dont have any credibility after calling this girl non swarthy (well, I will sincere, you already did not have any before this thread neither :D).

Oliver is retarded he said I looked quite a bit Romanian or Bulgarian but people have seen my picture here so he must be smoking PCP or something.

[Uranous]

Looks castiza maybe adopted girl dont look scando at all

[Donhueas]

Strandid (prealpinid) (?)

[Ruggery]

Lima looks yellower in her younger pictures, this girl above imo looks lighter skinned than a lot of darker Brits.

This girl would fall within the range of those dark Brits.

[Ruggery]

Atlantid.

Is she one of those British-looking Norwegians I've heard so much about?

British-looking Norwegians? I think there are more backwards cases than those.

[catgeorge]

Pass anywhere in Europe

[Hoosierboy]

Looks like she's mixed with a Greek or an Italian.

[Davystayn]

Atlantid.

Is she one of those British-looking Norwegians I've heard so much about?

Doesn't look British whatsoever. People just troll on here.

This lady looks mixed

[Axios]

Dark girl.

Nice couple of mongrels she does along Haaland, I dont want to think how their children would be :rolleyes:

deleted because i should not post pictures from users

But you look darker tho.

[Oliver109]

Doesn't look British whatsoever. People just troll on here.

This lady looks mixed

She looks less British than Keira Knightley or Victoria Beckham or Pippa Middleton?

[Marshall Theodore]

https://i.imgur.com/aRvqJa2.png

But you look darker tho.

He looks lighter skinned

[Axios]

He looks lighter skinned

So do i but im african, the point is that this clown keeps twerking for north europeans with his sick obsession with blonde light skinned bs when the sad bastard can pass in the whole north africa easily.

[Marshall Theodore]

can pass in the whole north africa easily.

He cant

Since when Atlantid phenotype is common among NAs?

[Axios]

He cant

Since when Atlantid phenotype is common among NAs?

Ah jesus christ, another anthroretard.

[Marshall Theodore]

Ah jesus christ, another anthroretard.

You're a anthrotard too, since you came to this forum again after being off almost 1 year

[Axios]

You're a anthrotard too, since you came to this forum again after being off almost 1 year

What a dumb reply, listen macaquinho, in real life, (which you sad cunts never have interest in) nobody looks at fucking phenotypes, looking at his face, he can pass in the whole north africa, sicily, eastern europe and calabria.

[Marshall Theodore]

, in real life, nobody looks at fucking phenotypes

Because people tends to be mediocre and ignorant about a lot of subjects, just see at my country where even a albino Black is labelled as "white"


listen macaquinho

Butthurt? lulz scum

[RogueState]

She is pretty, but people exaggerate exoticness, she can pass as Iberian-French Med, but not as North African, this is ridiculous

[Marshall Theodore]

She is pretty, but people exaggerate exoticness, she can pass as Iberian-French Med, but not as North African, this is ridiculous

Pretty? ugh, looks like a random hoe from my neighborhood

[aherne]

Diversity type: who knows what kind of mixes modern open-borders Norway can produce?

[Axios]

Because people tends to be mediocre and ignorant about a lot of subjects, just see at my country where even a albino Black is labelled as "white"



Butthurt? lulz scum

Nah bro, but just use your brain, and stop with this mediocre anthrobullshit, deep down you know this clown who twerks for nordicists is a shame for mankind, a waste of cells. He is literally darker than me, and im 100% african.

[Marshall Theodore]

Nah bro, but just use your brain, and stop with this mediocre anthrobullshit, deep down you know this clown who twerks for nordicists is a shame for mankind, a waste of cells. He is literally darker than me, and im 100% african.

You being lighter than him (i doubt) doesnt makes you "white/whiter".

A light complexed Osama like you will never be "whiter" than a swarthy brit or german (like Ulf Kirsten). Thats genetics, and genetics isnt anthrobullshit instead of your wishful thinking

[Cristiano viejo]

So do i but im african, the point is that this clown keeps twerking for north europeans with his sick obsession with blonde light skinned bs when the sad bastard can pass in the whole north africa easily.

You are African phenotypically and genotypically, and looks like the mongrel you are, with your Afro-Semitic eyes.

I concede you you are lighter skinned than this girl, which is not very difficult.

By the way, go back to Morocco, your real country, immigrant.

[Marshall Theodore]

By the way, go back to Morocco, your real country, immigrant.

Those brown-assed foreigners like Axios are always hypocrite as fuck, nothing new...

[Axios]

You are African phenotypically and genotypically, and looks like the mongrel you are, with your Afro-Semitic eyes.

I concede you you are lighter skinned than this girl, which is not very difficult.

By the way, go back to Morocco, your real country, immigrant.

Espero que algún día, te quites todo ese odio innecesario que tienes dentro, de corazón te lo digo. Que si, que como colectivo inmigrante podemos mejorar mucho, pero lo tuyo es otro nivel. Ese odio te va a destrozar como persona y no te va a llevar a nada, no es el hecho de que te cagues en los moros (con razón) es que tienes una obsesión enfermiza con las razas y esas estupideces que a nadie le importan. Los nórdicos a ti te ven como un swarthy mediterranean, y bien que lo sabes. Deja de perrearles como un tonto.

[Axios]

Those brown-assed foreigners like Axios are always hypocrite as fuck, nothing new...

Why is a macaquinho calling me brown?

[Marshall Theodore]

Why is a macaquinho calling me brown?

Maybe because the "macaquinho" is of full Galician/Venetian/Basque stock?

[Axios]

Pretty? ugh, looks like a random hoe from my neighborhood

You dream about getting a girl, let alone that hottie, never. Even paying. I find it really funny that nerds like you have the audacity to judge women who are hot af because their skin, you clown ass ape.

[Cristiano viejo]

Espero que algún día, te quites todo ese odio innecesario que tienes dentro, de corazón te lo digo. Que si, que como colectivo inmigrante podemos mejorar mucho, pero lo tuyo es otro nivel. Ese odio te va a destrozar como persona y no te va a llevar a nada, no es el hecho de que te cagues en los moros (con razón) es que tienes una obsesión enfermiza con las razas y esas estupideces que a nadie le importan. Los nórdicos a ti te ven como un swarthy mediterranean, y bien que lo sabes. Deja de perrearles como un tonto.

Odio a los nórdicos (casi) tanto como a vosotros los inmigrantes marrones. No sé de dónde sacas que les aprecio.

[Axios]

Maybe because the "macaquinho" is of full Galician/Venetian/Basque stock?

Que si que si, que aquí todo dios te ve como un sudaca. Euro wannabe.

[Axios]

Odio a los nórdicos (casi) tanto como a vosotros los inmigrantes marrones. No sé de dónde sacas que les aprecio.

No me tomes por idiota, Viejo. Que llevo años en este foro y he visto todo tipo de estupideces viniendo de ti, aun así, si que tienes bondad dentro. Espero que algún día aprendas a reforzar eso. De verdad, no te odio por lo que piensas, simplemente siento pena por ver en qué te has convertido. Te deseo todo lo mejor.

[Marshall Theodore]

You dream about getting a girl, let alone that hottie, never. Even paying. I find it really funny that nerds like you have the audacity to judge women who are hot af because their skin, you clown ass ape.

Brown complexed skin isnt hot, and the woman per se isnt hot lelz, muzzie

[Axios]

Brown complexed skin isnt hot, and the woman per se isnt hot lelz, muzzie

See? this retarded response is what you are, an ape. Get out of your house and turn off the computer, get some sun light, you would die to get a girl 10% as hot as that one.

[Cristiano viejo]

No me tomes por idiota, Viejo. Que llevo años en este foro y he visto todo tipo de estupideces viniendo de ti, aun así, si que tienes bondad dentro. Espero que algún día aprendas a reforzar eso. De verdad, no te odio por lo que piensas, simplemente siento pena por ver en qué te has convertido. Te deseo todo lo mejor.

Pero si tú has sido y eres también un racista, hombre. Que tú incluso fundaste una web supremacista bereber con símbolos nazis :picard1:

Y mira cómo has llamado al brasileño :picard1:

[Marshall Theodore]

Que si que si, que aquí todo dios te ve como un sudaca. Euro wannabe.

You're also a euro wannabe, otherwise you wouldnt waste time living in Spain dude

[Oliver109]

But seriously how the heck is this girl not White? https://i2-prod.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article28571801.ece/ALTERNATES/n615/0_PAY-EXCLUSIVE-Erling-Haaland-with-a-friend-having-lunch-in-Marbella.jpg

[Axios]

Pero si tú has sido y eres también un racista, hombre. Que tú incluso fundaste una web supremacista bereber con símbolos nazis :picard1:

Y mira cómo has llamado al brasileño :picard1:

En ese entonces era menor de edad y tenía la cabeza menos amueblada que un simio, lo importante es como eres ahora y como actuarás en un futuro, no somos lo que hemos hecho en el pasado, si no lo que hemos hecho para mejorar. Con este brasileño uso esos términos porque no es mas que otro idiota perreando a los europeos, cuando no lo es. Y lo sabes de sobra.

[Cristiano viejo]

But seriously how the heck is this girl not White? [img]https://i2-

Worst picture ever in an pathetic attempt to hide her obvious non white features :laugh:

[Axios]

You're also a euro wannabe, otherwise you wouldnt waste time living in Spain dude

Sure irmao, because all europeans who went to North America wanted to be indigenous, such dumb arguments.

[Cristiano viejo]

En ese entonces era menor de edad y tenía la cabeza menos amueblada que un simio, lo importante es como eres ahora y como actuarás en un futuro, no somos lo que hemos hecho en el pasado, si no lo que hemos hecho para mejorar. Con este brasileño uso esos términos porque no es mas que otro idiota perreando a los europeos, cuando no lo es. Y lo sabes de sobra.

¿Y postear fotos de otros cuando no viene a cuento es de tener la cabeza amueblada?

[Marshall Theodore]

See? this retarded response is what you are, an ape. Get out of your house and turn off the computer, get some sun light, you would die to get a girl 10% as hot as that one.

I dont need hookies in my life, specially those brazilian self-hating pardas who waste time flirting on me (maybe because i am too "gringo" for their standards bcz of my type II skin) than dating with their peers

[Axios]

¿Y postear fotos de otros cuando no viene a cuento es de tener la cabeza amueblada?

Borro foto, en eso tienes razón, pero espero de verdad que se te vaya la tontería esta de los fenotipos y esas chorradas. Que pases buen finde.

[Cristiano viejo]

Sure irmao, because all europeans who went to North America wanted to be indigenous, such dumb arguments.

He is right, back in past you claimed to be Spanish, and probably you still do in real life.

[Oliver109]

Worst picture ever in an pathetic attempt to hide her obvious non white features :laugh:

What non white features? shes white Hombre, whiter than that Andalusian gracile med i posted the other day

[Marshall Theodore]

Sure irmao, because all europeans who went to North America wanted to be indigenous, such dumb arguments.

Some of them yes

[Axios]

He is right, back in past you claimed to be Spanish, and probably you still do in real life.

I did, and i lied a lot in my years here, result of inferiority complex caused by lots of users who made me think as such, yourself included, but i managed to change and be better, i sure hope you can aswell <3

[Cristiano viejo]

What non white features? shes white Hombre, whiter than that Andalusian gracile med i posted the other day

No idea who you posted and that is irrelevant. This girl only could be white in a parallel world

https://e00-marca.uecdn.es/assets/multimedia/imagenes/2022/11/24/16692866231160.jpg

https://www.mundodeportivo.com/files/article_gallery_microformat/uploads/2022/11/24/637f1b99177b9.png

[Jingle Bell]

How just a classification of a random girl becomes a huge fight thread like that? :picard1:

[Marshall Theodore]

How just a classification of a random girl becomes a huge fight thread like that? :picard1:

No idea

[Axios]

How just a classification of a random girl becomes a huge fight thread like that? :picard1:

Anthroforums for you :)

[Oliver109]

No idea who you posted and that is irrelevant. This girl only could be white in a parallel world

https://e00-marca.uecdn.es/assets/multimedia/imagenes/2022/11/24/16692866231160.jpg

https://www.mundodeportivo.com/files/article_gallery_microformat/uploads/2022/11/24/637f1b99177b9.png

Her skin is pinkish, if anything she is whiter than the president of France and of course the prime minister of Spain

[Cristiano viejo]

Her skin is pinkish, if anything she is whiter than the president of France and of course the prime minister of Spain

pinkish :lol:

You must be colorblind or something. This is like when you said this English was lighter
https://variety.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/shutterstock_9264576ac-cropped-e1556183614204.jpg?w=681&h=383&crop=1

than this Spanish :lol:
https://www.latribunadealbacete.es/media/IMG/2022/90A455EF-B981-087E-A84BA56CF20B51F8.webp

https://www.theapricity.com/forum/showthread.php?365860-Spanish-soldier-Jos%E9-David-Ba%F1%F3n-S%E1nchez/page2

[Oliver109]

pinkish :lol:

You must be colorblind or something. This is like when you said this English was lighter
https://variety.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/shutterstock_9264576ac-cropped-e1556183614204.jpg?w=681&h=383&crop=1

than this Spanish :lol:
https://www.latribunadealbacete.es/media/IMG/2022/90A455EF-B981-087E-A84BA56CF20B51F8.webp

https://www.theapricity.com/forum/showthread.php?365860-Spanish-soldier-Jos%E9-David-Ba%F1%F3n-S%E1nchez/page2

Lol thats because he is, he is pale and looks as British as William Shakespeare.

[khanx34]

atlantid + east alpinid

[Cristiano viejo]

Lol thats because he is, he is pale and looks as British as William Shakespeare.

:pound:

This is why you are the laughing stock of forum xD

[Oliver109]

:pound:

This is why you are the laughing stock of forum xD

Lol this forum automatically thinks "brunette so looks like a turk" or "blonde so looks like a Swede" without taking into account factors like eye shape, nose shape etc.

[Cristiano viejo]

Lol this forum automatically thinks "brunette so looks like a turk" or "blonde so looks like a Swede" without taking into account factors like eye shape, nose shape etc.
But if you are the first to behave like that... :picard1:

[Oliver109]

But if you are the first to behave like that... :picard1:

Lol no, you just posted a light eyed Spaniard and i said her nose looks Spanish, you have to look at the whole picture

[Cristiano viejo]

Lol no, you just posted a light eyed Spaniard and i said her nose looks Spanish, you have to look at the whole picture

Her nose looks Spanish :heh: and then you wonder when I call you laughing stock :rolleyes:

[Oliver109]

Her nose looks Spanish :heh: and then you wonder when I call you laughing stock :rolleyes:

Lol how can you say a nose doesn't look Spanish? if the person has ancestry wholly from Spain and has a nose then that nose along with the rest of the face looks Spanish.

[Cristiano viejo]

Lol how can you say a nose doesn't look Spanish? if the person has ancestry wholly from Spain and has a nose then that nose along with the rest of the face looks Spanish.

who do you want to deceive? you dont say "Spanish nose" because its owner is obviously a Spanish person. Because that is unnecessary to say it. Why did not you "Spanish ears", "Spanish mouth" etc etc?

You clearly wanted to distinguish different types of noses, as if this type of nose of this girl only could be found among Spaniards, wich is ridicolous. Your obsession toward us makes you to write very stupid things :D

[Oliver109]

who do you want to deceive? you dont say "Spanish nose" because its owner is obviously a Spanish person. Because that is unnecessary to say it. Why did not you "Spanish ears", "Spanish mouth" etc etc?

You clearly wanted to distinguish different types of noses, as if this type of nose of this girl only could be found among Spaniards, wich is ridicolous. Your obsession toward us makes you to write very stupid things :D

Lol but you say a person who is Spanish automatically looks Spanish even if they look like Adele or Carolina Kluft, what makes them look Spanish? their freckles, their eyebrow shape?

[Cristiano viejo]

Lol but you say a person who is Spanish automatically looks Spanish even if they look like Adele or Carolina Kluft, what makes them look Spanish? their freckles, their eyebrow shape?
Being just Spanish, that is.

[Oliver109]

Being just Spanish, that is.

So being Spanish makes someone look Spanish, does that mean that Victoria Beckham looks English because she is English? lelz

[Cristiano viejo]

So being Spanish makes someone look Spanish, does that mean that Victoria Beckham looks English because she is English? lelz
Finally your limited intelligence got it.

[Oliver109]

Finally your limited intelligence got it.

He he, but that sort of look is not the essence of English, it is not from England but very far from England originally

[Pietro97]

looks latina

[Cristiano viejo]

He he, but that sort of look is not the essence of English, it is not from England but very far from England originally

:pound:

[Lplius]

lol at the boomers seeing SSA and Amerindian admixture in a heavily edited picture of a young European woman with lots of makeup.