Away until 15th May

[Fortis in Arduis]

My crusty laptop died when I shorted it when I spilt a huge jug of water on it.

Laptops are overtaxed in India, because well... India is like that, which is why there has always been a lucrative smuggling trade in electronics around which there has even been, at times, a cottage industry in making things such as hollow balsawood 'musical instruments'.

My friend, who was one of Osho's sannasyins told me all about this once.

Anyway... Rather than pay twice the price for another laptop, I will buy a new one when I get back.

Cannot be bothered with internet cafes, and I have settled into my yoga practise here and am loving the local cats.

So much love to you all, and see you in a month's time.

Love love love, I love you. :embarrassed :D

FORTIS!

[Absinthe]

Typical Fortis, you can't go on vacations without breaking something or losing something, eh? :D Have fun and see you in a month! :)

[Thorum]

C'mon everyone. Don't let him fool you. He spilled his hookah all over his laptop after a night of a little too much black hash and Old Smuggler whiskey...

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[Loki]

Have fun Fortis. We'll miss seeing you around.

[Manifest Destiny]

What's it like in India? I heard that it was the exact opposite of America; like all the Quickie Marts are owned by white people, etc.

[Frigga]

That sucks that you shorted your laptop! :( See you in a month! :)

[Sally]

Have a great time! I'll be looking forward to your return. :thumb001:

[Rainraven]

Enjoy your cats and yoga and we'll all still be here when you return :D

[Maelstrom]

Love love love, I love you. :embarrassed :D


Love you too. :embarrassed

Have fun, try not to pull too many muscles... Oh wait ;)

Hope you're eating well. I'm addicted to natural yoghurt sweetened with honey... Take lots of great photos. :)