The "Six Word Story" thread

[Ulex]

Hemingway wrote his best story ever in just six words. So he claims. In disrespect of all copyright rules I present to you his entire story for free download. Here it is:

"For sale: baby shoes, never worn."

I like six word stories, for they are the hardest ones to write. The story line should consist of an introduction, action and ending like regular stories. A few examples of my own:

What is "death", mom? Mom? Mom?

Heroes marching! Thundering sky! ...umbrellas forgotten.

"PEACE!" cried to mountains. No echo.

Also erotic stories can be written in six words. Here I write about love in an artificial world:

My inflatable girlfriend... She loves blowjobs.

Can you write a story in six words?

[Lady L]

Ah Hah! I think the inflatable girlfriend was a conversation stopper! :D Just picking at ya Ulex..:D :p

I can write a story with 6 words. Hmmm...

He was hungry, so he ate. :D

But maybe you mean one a little more on the poetic side of things...

My love he was. Forever And.

The smoke fills me, I'm whole.

..? There, I tried. :)

[Frigga]

Spinning a yarn.....Fabric, or Tale?

Filled with strife, her father hated.

An Unexpected Calf, T'was Immaculate Conception? :D

I'm not very good at these either.

[Rainraven]

I'm not very good at these either.

Hey that one has 7 words! :p

[Groenewolf]

Hey that one has 7 words! :p

Actualy that are eight words.

Let me see,
what to write.

[SwordoftheVistula]

Stupid thread, time to kill it

[Dombra]

So much time, too much lol

Want to know what? Check wikipedia

[Nurzat]

in the morning i get to
work late and i get paid
in the evening i go home
quite late but i get laid

[Kazimiera]

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