Dickhead Hygiene

[Gooding]

So, here we go, as the circumcision thread was such a success, I thought I'd ask the other guys here something else:
1: Do you clean your penis in the shower/bath?
2: Do you clean it seperately from your overall bathing?
3:How often do you wash it?
My answer is:
1:I wash mine with shampoo and water in the shower once every evening (I use shampoo to wash my pubic hairs and armpits).

[The Lawspeaker]

1: Do you clean your penis in the shower/bath?
2: Do you clean it seperately from your overall bathing?
3:How often do you wash it?

1. None of your bloody business
2. None of your bloody business
3. None of your bloody business

:D

[Rainraven]

I find this site (http://www.ultimate-dildos.com/cleaning_your_dildo.html) very useful when it comes to cleaning my penis.

;):D

Sorry G, couldn't help myself! :D

[Gooding]

I find this site (http://www.ultimate-dildos.com/cleaning_your_dildo.html) very useful when it comes to cleaning my penis.

;):D

Sorry G, couldn't help myself! :D

That was awesome, Rain!!LOL:D:thumb001:

[anonymaus]

I am a total dickhead and I shower every morning.

























Oh, I see.

I am cut and:

1) Yes.
2) Yes, see 3
3) In the shower every morning and before bed as part of my evening wash/brush. I am as fastidious about cleaning as I am about shearing, so washing is not some big production.

[Svarog]

1: Do you clean your penis in the shower/bath?
2: Do you clean it seperately from your overall bathing?
3:How often do you wash it?

1. yeah
2. yeah
3. morning and evening shower and after I entertain myself as I want to do occasionally :D

[The Lawspeaker]

1: Do you clean your penis in the shower/bath?
2: Do you clean it seperately from your overall bathing?
3:How often do you wash it?

1. Under the shower (we have such a small bathroom that we don't have a bath).
2. No I do it before washing myself and I use soap or sometimes just water.
3. Twice a day- as I shower twice a day.

[chap]

I use wire wool.

[Gooding]

LOL, I'm going to be incoherent for the rest of the day..:dielaughing::lol00002::laugh:

[Tolleson]

Clean what? Smegma? :eek:

[Gooding]

Clean what? Smegma? :eek:

And just about everything else.:D

[Lyfing]

Usually, I just swish it around in the commode when I take my morning dump..:lightbul:

Later,
-Lyfing

[Barreldriver]

1:I wash mine with shampoo and water in the shower once every evening (I use shampoo to wash my pubic hairs and armpits).

I do a similar method, shampoo, water, and soap during each shower. :D I also use shampoo on the armpits. :P

[Loki]

Well, as a man I don't understand why one would want to use soap and shampoo. ;) I just use an all-in-one shower gel. Works as soap and shampoo. Easy, no fuss. Smells nice too. :thumb001:

[Pino]

I wash it once a day as part of my shower/bath.

Why do I feel suddenly un-clean people going out of there way to clean it 3 times a day? Is that honestly neccesary or hygeine paranoia?

[Sol Invictus]

I wash, but I won't use soap on my penis. Only the inner thighs and the ass I worry about. The rest I wash off with just water. I'm also trying to find an organic alternative to shampoo.. I've heard vinnegar and baking soda is a better alternative but I don't think I can handle the smell.

[anonymaus]

I wash it once a day as part of my shower/bath.

Why do I feel suddenly un-clean people going out of there way to clean it 3 times a day? Is that honestly neccesary or hygeine paranoia?

Aside from cleaning after sexual contact/masturbation, it shouldn't normally be necessary to wash more than once per day. In my case it's a matter of preference.

[Lulletje Rozewater]

NEVER NEVER
I must bland in the the kaffirs here.:D:D:D

[lei.talk]

People going out of there way to clean it 3 times a day?

Is that honestly neccesary or hygiene paranoia?that might depend
on how many times a day (http://www.theapricity.com/forum/showthread.php?p=3071#post3071)
one allows a girl to borrow it. :swl
*

[Vargtand]

Erum... weird question to ask... I clean him as I take a shower or a bath.
I do so every day, or every second day normally. and well nothing more to be said about that, I hope all your lives have been enriched by this knowledge and that in some way you all feel like better people.

[Rainraven]

I clean him as I take a shower or a bath.


Does he have a name? :p

[Vargtand]

Does he have a name? :p

Why yes. Mr Happy.

[Ulf]

I can't believe I actually opened a thread called dickhead hygiene and read through it.

[Gooding]

I can't believe there are actually three pages of material to read through!:D:thumb001: Next topic will deal with current affairs or ethnic history, I think, but thank you guys for being such great sports about it!:D

[chap]

I can't believe there are actually three pages of material to read through!:D:thumb001: Next topic will deal with current affairs or ethnic history, I think, but thank you guys for being such great sports about it!:D

Do you think you'll ever start a dumber topic in your time here?

[Gooding]

Do you think you'll ever start a dumber topic in your time here?

Time will tell, sir, but I have seen dumber things posted here.:rolleyes: I think that after the Circumcision thread (where the topic of hygiene came up in the first place) and this, the fascination might wear down for a couple of weeks,at least.:D

[HawkR]

Ohh... Wishy washy:p

Well, I clean both heads at least once a day, depens on what I do, I have a tendecy to shower after "you know what":P

[Lars]

When I take a shower. I clean the avenger with water.

[HawkR]

When I take a shower. I clean the avenger with water.

WHEN? That sounded a little filthy, but you're a dane anyways:p

[anonymaus]

When I take a shower. I clean the avenger with water.

What a coincidong, I call mine The Punisher! We should do a Marvel Team-Up some time.























I mean no, not that. Not that.

[HawkR]

Haha, I'm gonna start a new dickthread:D (You'll see:p)

[Gooding]

Haha, I'm gonna start a new dickthread:D (You'll see:p)

My purpose is fulfilled!:D:thumb001::tongue

[Grumpy Cat]

I've heard vinnegar and baking soda is a better alternative but I don't think I can handle the smell.

Ummm... You've never made one of those vinegar and baking soda volcanos as a science fair project? Mixing the two results in an explosion!

[HawkR]

Ummm... You've never made one of those vinegar and baking soda volcanos as a science fair project? Mixing the two results in an explosion!

Reason enough for VA to try:p



Oh, I use a soap made exactly for that kind of washing, called Asan.

[Lahtari]

Why the hell am I reading this thread? :mmmm:

I must be one bored dickhead.. Time to go to sleep. :tongue


Well, I clean both heads at least once a day, depens on what I do, I have a tendecy to shower after "you know what":P

Wanking? :D

[Phlegethon]

Leave it to the professionals:

http://www.mersch-reinigungstechnik.de/bilder/titel_frau.jpg

[Útrám]

BxuCeHUxoBY

[Ladejarlen]

So, here we go, as the circumcision thread was such a success, I thought I'd ask the other guys here something else:
1: Do you clean your penis in the shower/bath?
2: Do you clean it seperately from your overall bathing?
3:How often do you wash it?
My answer is:
1:I wash mine with shampoo and water in the shower once every evening (I use shampoo to wash my pubic hairs and armpits).

I clean it in the shower with cold water when I shower, it was what I was learned to do as a kid. When im on my family farm I usually clean my penis every day even if im not doing a body wash. We have no shower there, but its no problem. You heat some water and go behind the house or in your room. People managed doing this for ages, should be no problem for us. I never used shampoo, thought it was bad? Maybe drying out the skin or something. I use shampoo for my hair and normal soap for like cleaning my arm pits.

[Atlas]

1: Do you clean your penis in the shower/bath?

In the shower, yes.


2: Do you clean it seperately from your overall bathing?

No, I use normal soap while cleaning the rest. Although usuing my hands I clean my penis last, face first. ;)


3:How often do you wash it?

Every day of course.

[Jamt]

Once every month. Even when not necessary.

I am Jamt.

[Bobby Martnen]

So, here we go, as the circumcision thread was such a success, I thought I'd ask the other guys here something else:
1: Do you clean your penis in the shower/bath?
2: Do you clean it seperately from your overall bathing?
3:How often do you wash it?
My answer is:
1:I wash mine with shampoo and water in the shower once every evening (I use shampoo to wash my pubic hairs and armpits).

Circumcision is stupid, and makes no sense for hygiene. Do we pull our teeth or brush them?