You know you are European when...

[Foxy]

How to know if you are European?
This is what I found on the net.

- the plane touches down and everyone starts to clap
- there are more Smart Cars than SUVs on the highways
- all traffic laws become optional
- you find yourself eating lunch at 2:00 and dinner at 10:00
- your socks are forever hard and crusty because there are no clothes dryers
- Coke tastes like Pepsi
- “Going for coffee” will take at least two hours
- the “non-smoking section” is in the middle of the “smoking section”
- you have to sleep in the fetal position because your king size bed is really about the size of a twin
- your laptop is as big a the TV screen in your hotel room
- nothing is open on Sunday
- you practice twice a day, every day . . . just because
- after getting your 5th foul, you realize what a luxury it is to have 6 in the WNBA
- taking an on-side step to start a drive or doing a spin move at the end of a play is traveling, but the five steps you take at the end of the drive are not?
- when someone says they will do it “tomorrow” that really doesn’t mean the following day . . .it refers to some approximate date in the future.

[Queen B]

Are you sure this is not only for Greeks? :lol:

[Foxy]

Other:

You're not fat.

You don't come home at midnight, you go out at midnight.

You walk in heels on cobblestones.

You wear a training suit only at the gym.

You travel and bring back food or even fresh flowers. You just cant go to Italy without bringing back Parmesan!

A 2 hours drive brings you to a place where they speak another language

Your house is older than America (sometimes your car depending if you're from eastern Europe)

You speak at least two languages fluently and understand the rest.

You pay alot for gasoline.

You know all the royal houses in Europe and have a favourite princess. If you're hardcore a favourite lady in waiting.

Your jeans actually fit your body.

You know a little about a lot.

You would never wear a fleece jacket and flip-flops at the same time.

You belive we are way to americanized over here. You hate it, but can't stop watching Desperate Housewifes and other no quality shows.

You don't have a local church, you have a local cathedral.

You dont wear white socks with formal shoes.

[Peter Nirsch]

European? It seem like how act levantines.
In Germanic world people don't clap after take off, don't have dinner at 10pm and traffic laws are respected.

[Foxy]

Are you sure this is not only for Greeks? :lol:

Greeks are European! ;) Btw no, going on it mention eastern Europe, so it should be pan-European.

[Foxy]

@Peter: Europe is not only the Germanic part.

[Graham]

A 4 hour drive is a huge journey

[Foxy]

This one is only for Eastern Europeans

[ Fun ] You know you're Eastern European when...

1.You had to share a room until you were 21.

2.Everything you eat is savored in garlic and onions.

3.You are standing next to the two largest suitcases at the airport.

4.You arrive one or two hours late to a party - and think its normal.

5.All your children have nick names, which sound nowhere close to their real names.

6.You talk for an hour at the front door when leaving someone's house.

7.Your mom tells you you're too skinny even though your 30 pounds overweight.

8.Your house is full of medicine from your old country and it's probably all illegal here.

9.You and your friends have been kicked out of a restaurant or recreational park for being too loud or rowdy.

10.You dont know how to use a dishwasher b/c u are the dishwasher.

11.You have a vinyl tablecloth on your kitchen table.

12.You use grocery bags to hold garbage.

13.Your dad has butchered a pig or lamb.

14.You don't use measuring cups when cooking.

15.If you don't live at home, when your parents call, they ask if you've eaten, even if it's midnight.

16.Your parents don't realize phone connections to foreign countries have improved in the last two decades, and still scream at

the top of their lungs when making foreign calls.

17. It's "normal" if your wedding has 600 people.

18.Your 15 year old sister can out-drink any American guy.

19.You drive a nicer car than your parents.

20.Your dad carries around enough money to buy a car.

21.You have all brand new appliances in your kitchen but your mom cooks in the basement with the stove from your old house.

22.Your parents have gone on vacation ONCE and it was to your home country.

23.You base your whole life on the fortune in your coffee cup

24.Your parents still prefer to buy cassettes instead of CDs.

25.You're actually nodding and laughing at most of these things

26.You 're a proud Eastern European and pass this on to your European friends.

27. your non-english speaking grandmother gives a shocked looked when you say 'pizza'

28. you wear french connection and other designer clothing when going to work out

29. you carry liquor back here from your country in plastic sprite bottles under tons of clothing in the suitcase

30. You have 17 consonants and 2 vowels in your last name

[Queen B]

How to know if you are European?
This is what I found on the net.

- the plane touches down and everyone starts to clap ✔
- there are more Smart Cars than SUVs on the highways ✔
- all traffic laws become optional ✔
- you find yourself eating lunch at 2:00 and dinner at 10:00 ✔
- your socks are forever hard and crusty because there are no clothes dryers ✔
- Coke tastes like Pepsi ✘
- “Going for coffee” will take at least two hours ✔✔✔✔✔✔
- the “non-smoking section” is in the middle of the “smoking section” ✔
- you have to sleep in the fetal position because your king size bed is really about the size of a twin ✘
- your laptop is as big a the TV screen in your hotel room
- nothing is open on Sunday ✔
- you practice twice a day, every day . . . just because ✔
- after getting your 5th foul, you realize what a luxury it is to have 6 in the WNBA
- taking an on-side step to start a drive or doing a spin move at the end of a play is traveling, but the five steps you take at the end of the drive are not?
- when someone says they will do it “tomorrow” that really doesn’t mean the following day . . .it refers to some approximate date in the future.✔



Other:

You're not fat. ✘

You don't come home at midnight, you go out at midnight. ✔

You walk in heels on cobblestones .✔

You wear a training suit only at the gym. ✘

You travel and bring back food or even fresh flowers. You just cant go to Italy without bringing back Parmesan! ✔✔

A 2 hours drive brings you to a place where they speak another language ✘

Your house is older than America (sometimes your car depending if you're from eastern Europe) ✔

You speak at least two languages fluently and understand the rest. ✔

You pay alot for gasoline.✔

You know all the royal houses in Europe and have a favourite princess. If you're hardcore a favourite lady in waiting. ✔

Your jeans actually fit your body. ✔

You know a little about a lot. ✔

You would never wear a fleece jacket and flip-flops at the same time. ✔

You belive we are way to americanized over here. You hate it, but can't stop watching Desperate Housewifes and other no quality shows. ✔

You don't have a local church, you have a local cathedral. ✘

You dont wear white socks with formal shoes .✔


Greeks are European! ;) Btw no, going on it mention eastern Europe, so it should be pan-European.
Sure, I mean, ONLY for Greeks.

[Dilberth]

European? It seem like how act levantines.
In Germanic world people don't clap after take off, don't have dinner at 10pm and traffic laws are respected.

Sup Kacca

[Graham]

You live near a Castle

[Supreme American]

You know you're European (white) when --

The planet hates your guts but wants to live with you and have sex with you.

[Foxy]

I sign the ones that worth for Italians.


How to know if you are European?
This is what I found on the net.

- the plane touches down and everyone starts to clap
- there are more Smart Cars than SUVs on the highways
- all traffic laws become optional
- you find yourself eating lunch at 2:00 and dinner at 10:00 (only in the south)
- your socks are forever hard and crusty because there are no clothes dryers
- Coke tastes like Pepsi
- “Going for coffee” will take at least two hours
- the “non-smoking section” is in the middle of the “smoking section”
- you have to sleep in the fetal position because your king size bed is really about the size of a twin
- your laptop is as big a the TV screen in your hotel room
- nothing is open on Sunday
- you practice twice a day, every day . . . just because
- after getting your 5th foul, you realize what a luxury it is to have 6 in the WNBA
- taking an on-side step to start a drive or doing a spin move at the end of a play is traveling, but the five steps you take at the end of the drive are not?
- when someone says they will do it “tomorrow” that really doesn’t mean the following day . . .it refers to some approximate date in the future.


Other:

You're not fat.

You don't come home at midnight, you go out at midnight.

You walk in heels on cobblestones.

You wear a training suit only at the gym.

You travel and bring back food or even fresh flowers. You just cant go to Italy without bringing back Parmesan! (Ok, we buy terrines in France and knoedels in Germany but it's the same)

A 2 hours drive brings you to a place where they speak another language (let's say 6 hours from my region via continent, 1.5 crossing the sea :D )

Your house is older than America (sometimes your car depending if you're from eastern Europe)

You speak at least two languages fluently and understand the rest.

You pay alot for gasoline.

You know all the royal houses in Europe and have a favourite princess. If you're hardcore a favourite lady in waiting.

Your jeans actually fit your body.

You know a little about a lot.

You would never wear a fleece jacket and flip-flops at the same time.

You belive we are way to americanized over here. You hate it, but can't stop watching Desperate Housewifes and other no quality shows.

[jerney]

Most of the first list seems to just apply to Southern Europeans, and many on the second list too..

[safinator]

I don't know how it feels.

I'm a nigga.

[Queen B]

I sign the ones that worth for Italians.

Haha, !

3 years ago, I went to a German ''village''
It was 9 at the evening, and I was hungry, so I asked the reception what was open..

Guess. An Italian cafe, and a Greek restaurant. :lol:

[Foxy]

Well in Italy people dine at 7-7:30 pm in the north, 8.00-8:30 in the centre (me too) and 10-10:30 pm in the south. So our restaurants serve food from 7:00 to 11:00 pm (don't work as waitress here!!!).

Lunch is more uniform, usually at 1:00-1:30 pm, a bit later in the south.

[Queen B]

This one is only for Eastern Europeans (but many worth also for Italians)

[ Fun ] You know you're Eastern European when...

1.You had to share a room until you were 21. ✘

2.Everything you eat is savored in garlic and onions. ✔

3.You are standing next to the two largest suitcases at the airport. ✔

4.You arrive one or two hours late to a party - and think its normal.✔

5.All your children have nick names, which sound nowhere close to their real names. ✔ (yes and no)

6.You talk for an hour at the front door when leaving someone's house. ✔

7.Your mom tells you you're too skinny even though your 30 pounds overweight. ✔✔

8.Your house is full of medicine from your old country and it's probably all illegal here. ✘

9.You and your friends have been kicked out of a restaurant or recreational park for being too loud or rowdy. ✔ (Cinema)

10.You dont know how to use a dishwasher b/c u are the dishwasher. ✔

11.You have a vinyl tablecloth on your kitchen table.✔

12.You use grocery bags to hold garbage.✔

13.Your dad has butchered a pig or lamb. ✔ (chicken)

14.You don't use measuring cups when cooking. ✔

15.If you don't live at home, when your parents call, they ask if you've eaten, even if it's midnight. ✔✔✔✔✔

16.Your parents don't realize phone connections to foreign countries have improved in the last two decades, and still scream at

the top of their lungs when making foreign calls. ✘

17. It's "normal" if your wedding has 600 people. ✔

18.Your 15 year old sister can out-drink any American guy. ✔

19.You drive a nicer car than your parents. ✔

20.Your dad carries around enough money to buy a car. ✘

21.You have all brand new appliances in your kitchen but your mom cooks in the basement with the stove from your old house. ✔

22.Your parents have gone on vacation ONCE and it was to your home country. ✘(more than once, but in my country, yes )

23.You base your whole life on the fortune in your coffee cup :lol:✘

24.Your parents still prefer to buy cassettes instead of CDs. ✘

25.You're actually nodding and laughing at most of these things ✔

26.You 're a proud Eastern European and pass this on to your European friends. ✘ No, proud Greek.

27. your non-english speaking grandmother gives a shocked looked when you say 'pizza' ✔

28. you wear french connection and other designer clothing when going to work out ✔

29. you carry liquor back here from your country in plastic sprite bottles under tons of clothing in the suitcase ✔

30. You have 17 consonants and 2 vowels in your last name No, but I have long name in general :lol:

[Graham]

You drink fanta lemon

[Aces High]

You know you are a European when your alcohol tolerance is ten times that of anyone elses.

[PetiteParisienne]

-Getting out of the shower in the dead of winter is enough to prepare you for life in the Arctic.

-We don't eat. We dine. None of that rushing through meals business.

-Small refrigerators.

-Food shopping is daily rather than weekly.

-You can determine a person's political standing by what newspaper they read.

[Queen B]

-Small refrigerators.

:confused::eek::eek::eek::eek:

[Aces High]

For Brits.

You know you are British when you get excited by the sight of a cup of tea and some rich tea biscuits.

[Foxy]

It's funny that Greeks have this obession with medicines. Italians are more original: whatever is your disease you have at least a grandma who knows all the medieval countryside remedies.

Here some:
- formula against jinx for headache :thumbs up
- ethylic alcool on sun burns :thumbs up
- grain of salt on wounds of the gum (this one works)
- inhalation of steam flavoured with some herbs against blocked nose (it works but after 5 minutes it is locked again)
- exposition to the sun to sweat against temperature
- pack of row eggs and olive oil against dry hair
- walking in sea water against cellulite and vascular problems
- warm wine and orange peel against cough

But the true specialities of Italian grandma are herbal teas and honeys.

Italians usually have only plasters and painkillers in their medicine cabinet.

[PetiteParisienne]

For Brits.

You know you are British when you get excited by the sight of a cup of tea and some rich tea biscuits.

Caramel Digestives are my undoing.

[PetiteParisienne]

:confused::eek::eek::eek::eek:

If you've been to the US, you'll know what I mean. Our fridges are tiny compared to theirs!

[Queen B]

It's funny that Greeks have this obession with medicines. Italians are more original: whatever is your disease you have at least a grandma who knows all the medieval countryside remedies.

Greeks have that obsession?
:confused:

[Queen B]

If you've been to the US, you'll know what I mean. Our fridges are tiny compared to theirs!
I haven't been but I ve seen in movies, does this count?

[Foxy]

If you've been to the US, you'll know what I mean. Our fridges are tiny compared to theirs!

My aunt in Australia had 2 FRIDGES AND 2 FREEZERS... and they are just 2 persons! :eek:
I know what you mean.

[Foxy]

Greeks have that obsession?
:confused:

I don't know if they have for real, but they have for fame...

[ficuscarica]

My aunt in Australia had 2 FRIDGES AND 2 FREEZERS... and they are just 2 persons! :eek:
I know what you mean.

That´s weird. Things would simply rot if we had so much fridges. :confused:

[Queen B]

I don't know if they have for real, but they have for fame...
Probably.
I haven't notice anything strange on that. We have many strange in general, but haven't notice that.

[PetiteParisienne]

I haven't been but I ve seen in movies, does this count?

Haha, I'd say so. Good enough! :p

[Queen B]

Haha, I'd say so. Good enough! :p
In my home there is that type
http://www.everydayminimalist.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/fridge.jpg
And a freezer. I don't know if its much or ''less''

[Foxy]

Probably.
I haven't notice anything strange on that. We have many strange in general, but haven't notice that.

Anyway it's not a negative thing. Also Australians and Americans have this "obession". They make far more check-ups and controls than the avarage Italian, who goes to the doctor only if he has already a foot in the grave.
The avarage Italian goes to the doctor... maybe once a year?

[PetiteParisienne]

In my home there is that type
http://www.everydayminimalist.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/fridge.jpg
And a freezer. I don't know if its much or ''less''

That's pretty big! My fridge is about half that size. I also have a small freezer in the garage.

[Foxy]

That´s weird. Things would simply rot if we had so much fridges. :confused:

Yes but the closest shop was 30 minutes far (or more, I don't remember) so they went to buy food once a week with the result that they bought far more food than they needed. And an other mystery is that Sydney's apples go rotten after 2 weeks rather than after 2 days. :D

[Queen B]

Anyway it's not a negative thing. Also Australians and Americans have this "obession". They make far more check-ups and controls than the avarage Italian, who goes to the doctor only if he has already a foot in the grave.
The avarage Italian goes to the doctor... maybe once a year?
Well, we go to the doctors, but for other things like getting sick, breaking a leg, etc.
Now, the check ups, it depends.
Someone with good health, maybe goes once a year/2 years. Someone with health problems, goes very often.
I do my blood test/ Pap Smear test once a year, and the rest, when needed.

[Aces High]

You know you are northern European when you die and go to heaven and there before you are all the pleasures to be tasted and experienced.....so you go and stand at the back of the queue.

[Peyrol]

European? It seem like how act levantines.
In Germanic world people don't clap after take off, don't have dinner at 10pm and traffic laws are respected.

Adygea and Saskatchewan, but your IP location is from Noord-holland.
Interesting...

[Peyrol]

How to know if you are European?
This is what I found on the net.

- the plane touches down and everyone starts to clap


This is undoubtely a latino-greek tradition, not pan euro.:icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:

And i deeply hate this "tradition"

[Foxy]

This is undoubtely a latino-greek tradition, not pan euro.:icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:

And i deeply hate this "tradition"

But does it exist? I have taken the airplain 3 times in Italy in my life (always from Rome) and I have never seen anyone clapping...

[Queen B]

This is undoubtely a latino-greek tradition, not pan euro.:icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:

And i deeply hate this "tradition"
I don't know about Latino, but is a ''trend'' among older (over 70) Greeks.

[Foxy]

In Italy there was the tradition to clap in cinemas if the movie was particularly beautiful, but last time I've seen people clapping in a cinema was 14 years ago.
Honestly I have never seen people clapping in airplains.

[Peyrol]

But does it exist? I have taken the airplain 3 times in Italy in my life (always from Rome) and I have never seen anyone clapping...

You never taken the Torino-Palermo flight, or the Palermo-Rhodes one (as i did 4 years ago)...:laugh:

[PetiteParisienne]

-It's not unusual for more than two generations to live under the same roof.

-The fact that American women are discouraged from giving birth at home seems insane.

-For the UK: you can easily spot German and Spanish tourists.

-Eurovision.

[Maddy]

European? It seem like how act levantines.
In Germanic world people don't clap after take off, don't have dinner at 10pm and traffic laws are respected.

Actually...the hand clapping thing...yeah, I agree. I've been to London....when the plane touched down there was no clapping.

I've been to Paris....when the plane touched down...no clapping

I've been to Beirut, when the plane touched down....lots and lots of clapping....I was scared at first and didn't know what was going on...lol....

So...maybe more of a Levantine thing?

[Queen B]

Actually...the hand clapping thing...yeah, I agree. I've been to London....when the plane touched down there was no clapping.

I've been to Paris....when the plane touched down...no clapping

I've been to Beirut, when the plane touched down....lots and lots of clapping....I was scared at first and didn't know what was going on...lol....

So...maybe more of a Levantine thing?

No.
Its a ''thing'' among people that haven't use airplane in transportations so much...

[Maddy]

You live near a Castle

Not necessarily...there are still castles in other parts of the world...for example Lebanon...I know cause I visited there...

[Foxy]

For central Italians:

- you are central Italian when for a "light" dinner in a restaurant with friends you order: braised obese pork with cholesterol in the blood, pasta alla carbonara with fried balls of bull, pork belly and beans, deep fried boar brain with hot salami, roasted chicken stuffed with fried peppers, mucilage of Fregene with some other mixed vegetables, wine in proportion... and this just as entree.

[askra]

I live on an island, and so i take plane often, only some tourists that come here on holiday, clap when the plane lands, i have never seen clapping passengers out of summer, when there aren't tourists.

[iNird]

The clapping thing happens in the Balkans. On my connecting flights to Vienna, Zurich etc, most of the time there was clapping as well. But these could of been the Balkanites on the flight.

A lot of these can be applied to Albanians.

Albanian ones I would add:

- You drive a Mercedes/BMW
- You eat bread with every meal
- You put feta cheese on most of your meals
- You either have an Albanian 2 headed emblem on your necklace or a tattoo of one (this may be more of a Albanian American)
- You drink raki
- Your father curses and often times curses your mother out without realizing it with lines like "I will fck your mother." And when he's not cursing your mother, his other curses usually involve some sort of fcking
- Whenever you go over someone's house each person in the house will ask each guests how they are and how they are doing.
- Saying goodbye can last up to an hour at the door with random conversation
- You never tell the truth concerning prices. You either brag how expensive something was or you brag how you were able to get something so cheap. Weird dynamic.
- You wear designer clothing (armani, diesel, gucci) but you work a minimum wage job
- You live with your parents even when your married and you have no intentions of buying your own home.
- You find ways to scam the system whether that is the government, businesses, etc.
- You would never send your parents to a retirement home
-When you go out for coffee, you empty out everything in your pockets and leave it on the table (keys, cellphone, wallet) It's a way to show off to the others what kind of phone and car you have.
-You all fight to pay for the meal. The concept of splitting a bill does not exist.

[Foxy]

^^^ It's true, all the (rich) Albanians in Italy drive a Mercedes! Usually a black one.

[dralos]

^^^ It's true, all the (rich) Albanians in Italy drive a Mercedes! Usually a black one.
i'm going to prove this wrong just wait when i get rich,i'm buying an orange lamborghini murcielago:D

[iNird]

^^^ It's true, all the (rich) Albanians in Italy drive a Mercedes! Usually a black one.

It's not just the rich ones that drive a Mercedes if you catch my drift.....

http://www.albanianblogger.com/wp-content/uploads/cabriole-mercedes-in-albania.jpg

:icon_lol:

[Peyrol]

^^^ It's true, all the (rich) Albanians in Italy drive a Mercedes! Usually a black one.

Naaah, i know an albanian girl who drive a yellow Ferrari (i'm serious).

[Adrian]

Naaah, i know an albanian girl who drive a yellow Ferrari (i'm serious).

Phone number? :icon_wink:

:p

[Guapo]

You know you are European when you're not muslim.

[Peyrol]

Phone number? :icon_wink:

:p

She's out of both (me and you) our possibilities :(:(:(

[dralos]

She's out of both (me and you) our possibilities :(:(:(
what about me:D

[Adrian]

She's out of both (me and you) our possibilities :(:(:(

It is obvious :(

[Peyrol]

what about me:D

You have a € 15,000 of monthly income?

[dralos]

You have a € 15,000 of monthly income?
-shit mayby later but not now,does she have that

[rashka]

This one is only for Eastern Europeans

[ Fun ] You know you're Eastern European when...
5.All your children have nick names, which sound nowhere close to their real names.

This one is so true for the Serbs. For example Novak is called Nole. :lol:

[ricko0812]

i would like to add something for us americans'
you know your a american when:
you work 70 hours a week
have to file bankruptcy for failure to pay medical bills
drink yourselve to liver failure
eat yourselve to death with fast food because you are working 70 hrs a week so ur too tired to cook.
get blamed for all the worlds fault when the average citizen is just trying to make it themselves
you lose your job cause of the recession and unable to draw unemployment so you lose your home and have to move in with parents.

[Drawing-slim]

You know you are European when you're not muslim.

Genius. The whole India is european now

[arcticwolf]

Genius. The whole India is european now

Are you for a surprise Amigo ;)

India's Muslim population is the world's third largest and the world's largest Muslim-minority population. Most of the Muslims in India belong to Indian ethnic groups, with minor to obvious levels of gene flow from outside, primarily from Persia and Central Asia.
The largest concentrations-about 47% of all Muslims in India, according to the 2001 census—live in the 3 states of Uttar Pradesh (30.7 million) (18.5%), West Bengal (20.2 million) (25%), and Bihar (13.7 million) (16.5%). Muslims represent a majority of the local population in Lakshadweep (93% in 2001) and Jammu and Kashmir (67% in 2001). High concentrations of Muslims are found in the eastern states of Assam (31%) and West Bengal (25%), and in the southern states of Kerala (24.7%) and Andhra Pradesh (14%). Officially, India has the third largest Muslim population (after Indonesia and Pakistan).

[Drawing-slim]

^ sure, but we dont automatically think "muslim" when the name india comes to mind..

[rashka]

^ sure, but we dont automatically think "muslim" when the name india comes to mind..

But we do when the name Albania comes to mind..

[Mesrine]

I've been to Beirut, when the plane touched down....lots and lots of clapping....I was scared at first and didn't know what was going on...lol....

So...maybe more of a Levantine thing?

Agreed, there's something Oriental, or at least Mediterranean in it. The one and only time I've seen people clapping when the plane touched down was in Cairo.




You live near a Castle

You live surrounded by castles. :cool:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_ch%C3%A2teaux_in_the_%C3%8Ele-de-France

[aimar]

europeans are too diverse for this kind of thread.

[Vasconcelos]

When Frau Merkel shows up on the news everyday, eventhough you're not German.


:shrug:

[Damião de Góis]

When sights like this don't impress you.

http://www.fotosantesedepois.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/n1.jpg

[Comte Arnau]

When skyscrapers are meant for financial areas or hotels only and you're fine with it.

[Njegosh]

when you have bunch of ME or South American guys claiming that they overlap with your nation.

[Beethoven]

You're not fat.

Western European countrys got second biggest percent of fat people after USA (Australians also)

[Foxy]

Gardening is among your hobbies and you have vases even on steps and near radiators.

The Italian neighbour

http://www.laudisrl.it/vendita-articoli-giardinaggio/articoli-per-il-giardinaggio.jpg

[rashka]

This one is only for Eastern Europeans

You know you're Eastern European when...

2. Everything you eat is savored in garlic and onions.

That one is simply not true. It is a South European trademark.

[Comte Arnau]

When you don't see Gypsies in a Romantic way.

[Peyrol]

You're european when you know how the real appearence of a northafrican is (NOT WHITE), unlike americans :laugh:

[Virtuous]

Life on a Mediterranean Island is totally different from the Mainland, so how the fuck should I know :shrug:.