Which Aprician do you think would make the best President or Prime Minister

[Lady L]

How bout a poll for the guys ...:eek::p

Vote Now For which Aprician you think would make the best President or Prime Minster depending on where ya are on the map :p

[The Lawspeaker]

So- in case someone mentions my name (:P): I am so disaffected with politics that I won't even bother to run for any office (and I am not in a party so..)

[Tabiti]

We don't have so severe and fanatic member :D

[Atlas]

Dislike politics aswell, why only 6 choices ?

[Rachel]

what if we polled for the next Mr Aprician? it would be like a beauty contest for the guys...

[Lady L]

Dislike politics aswell, why only 6 choices ?

Because :p A real election wouldn't have 30 freakin choices :D

[Rachel]

Æmeric you so don't believe in a ALL option do you ..? LOL

[Lady L]

what if we polled for the next Mr Aprician? it would be like a beauty contest for the guys...

Lyfing would win!!!! :D:p

[The Lawspeaker]

Ah well- put me up. Just for the heck of it :P
You all know my political ideas (http://www.theapricity.com/forum/showthread.php?t=2408).

[Svarog]

So far, Wat Tyler seemed as a true nationalist and yet not stubborn, would definitely get my vote.

[Loki]

Hmm this poll is sexist! :wink Where are the female candidates? :D

[Lady L]

Ah well- put me up. Just for the heck of it :P
You all know my political ideas (http://www.theapricity.com/forum/showthread.php?t=2408).

I'm not sure how to add you :p

[Vulpix]

This poll is sexist :grumpy:. I boycott!

[The Lawspeaker]

Wat has my vote. He is a nationalist and a fellow European.
The other one living in Europe would not get it as I would find his foreign policies to be, not just at odds with my own ideas, but also dangerous for the country.

So Wat it is.

[Æmeric]

Æmeric you so don't believe in a ALL option do you ..? LOL
This isn't my poll.

[Electronic God-Man]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgEXFivR9bY&feature=PlayList&p=F9DD04C8B7670A90&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=42

Dalton all the way.

He could hire Aemeric as head of Race Relations.

[Loki]

The other one living in Europe would not get it as I would find his foreign policies to be, not just at odds with my own ideas, but also dangerous for the country.


LOL! Europe would be safer under my rule, as there wouldn't be any missile defence system provocations. :coffee:

[Aemma]

Well all of these gents have fine merits that I look for in any leader:

Lyfing: deep-thinking, lateral thinker, 'big picture' kind of guy, backs up his words with excellent sources (;)) :)

Æmeric: traditionalist, accountable, man of conviction, maturity/life experience :)

Loki: a mover and shaker, a risk-taker, entrepreneurial, great listener, approachable, objective :)

Psychonaut: brilliant, strategic thinker, academician, great debator (and more than likely great orator too :)) :)

Beornie: passionate, nationalist, humanitarian, charismatic (he would hold babies and babies and their moms especially would just love him! :D) :)

Dalton: [Sheesh in my haste, I almost forgot about you! (My bad...sowwy! :() ] lover of land, blood and soil, Old Stock-er, historian, respectful of nature and all of her beings, laid-back, just plum groovy (:p) :)

So you see, all of these fine gents would do nicely as elected Presidents/Prime Ministers. :)

Good poll Lady L.! :) I'm just really glad--no, correction, grateful!-- I'm not in it...thank you very much! :D

Cheers!...Aemma

[Æmeric]

The obvious choice would be myself. I would be fiscally conservative & do away with the welfare state that is killing off the West. I would have no qualms about deporting millions of illegal immigrants & legal immigrants. Compassion be damned! I have definite hardline principals that will not be bent in regard to poll numbers. On the contrary I would bend popular opinion to my viewpoint. I would advocate a strong national defense but non-interference in the internal affairs of other nation as long as thy do not threaten my own. I will smash globalism, desolve the Federal Reserve & restore the gold standard. I would end direct taxation by the central government & guaranty gun rights. Just what would my opponents do that would make them more worthy of your vote?

:victory0: :victory0: :victory0: :victory0: :victory0: :victory0: :victory0: :victory0: :victory0: :victory0: :victory0: :victory0: :victory0:

[Svarog]

Lyfing: deep-thinking, lateral thinker, 'big picture' kind of guy, backs up his words with excellent sources (;)) :)

I must say I enjoyed reading some of his posts the most on this forum but definitely would not pick him as a prime-minister, as little as I know him you described him perfectly and those are not attributes you want from a prime-minister, he is a 'big-picture' man and kind of a dreamer, nothing but a great characteristic but not the one prime minister should have, I'd definitely pick him as my spiritual leader any day.

honestly, I doubt he'd be interested anyway :D

[Phlegethon]

Because :p A real election wouldn't have 30 freakin choices :D

Then you've never seen a German ballot.

http://www.wallenhorst.de/fileadmin/zentral_daten/wahlen/eu_wahl_2009/europawahl_2009_-_stimmzettel.jpg

[Aemma]

I must say I enjoyed reading some of his posts the most on this forum but definitely would not pick him as a prime-minister, as little as I know him you described him perfectly and those are not attributes you want from a prime-minister, he is a 'big-picture' man and kind of a dreamer, nothing but a great characteristic but not the one prime minister should have, I'd definitely pick him as my spiritual leader any day.

honestly, I doubt he'd be interested anyway :D

Ahh but Svarog, mystics/spiritualists can be awesome leaders as well...Ghandi comes to mind. The political scope would be more wholistic and broader in vision; something extremely necessary more often than not. But I do honestly think that there is always room for visionaries in political leadership positions. :)

But I think you may be right on that last point. ;)

[Ulf]

I'd put a hot tub in the oval office and invite you all over for milk and cookies. Politicking is overrated.

[Gooding]

Psychonaut for le President! We need some real, folkish Psychos in office!!!

[Svarog]

@Aemma, yeah, I understand perfectly what you mean and you're right, but unfortunately today, some other qualities are asked from the leaders, Gandi would not last for a week..

[Phlegethon]

Vote for me; I will enforce celibacy.

[Svarog]

would not change all that much for me haha

[Aemma]

@Aemma, yeah, I understand perfectly what you mean and you're right, but unfortunately today, some other qualities are asked from the leaders, Gandi would not last for a week..

Perhaps you're right, Svarog. Today is a different ball game altogether. But I'm a true idealist...always have been. It's a tough habit to break. ;)


Vote for me; I will enforce celibacy.


Now that's a way of ridding the world of those pesky human beings. ;)

[Phlegethon]

would not change all that much for me haha

You can be my vice president then. It would also prove that I do not hold anti-Serbian prejudices. ;)

[anonymaus]

mystics/spiritualists can be awesome leaders as well...Ghandi comes to mind. The political scope would be more wholistic and broader in vision; something extremely necessary more often than not. But I do honestly think that there is always room for visionaries in political leadership positions. :)

Gandhi was a repugnant little primitivist, intellectually bankrupt, and a complete hypocrite who advocated violence when he felt like it.

His broad vision saw in only one direction: backwards to the fearful infancy of humanity.

Visionaries who would move society forward are not likely to be anchored by the dead weight of bronze age mysticism.

[Aemma]

Gandhi was a repugnant little primitivist, intellectually bankrupt, and a complete hypocrite who advocated violence when he felt like it.

His broad vision saw in only one direction: backwards to the fearful infancy of humanity.

Visionaries who would move society forward are not likely to be anchored by the dead weight of bronze age mysticism.

Ahh but this is where worlview comes into play Anon. Not all of us subscribe to the viewpoint that the more Abrahamic concept of the linearity of time, and subsequently its 'unidirection of forwardness' (if I may be permitted such an awkward term) which is usually equated with the concept of progress is valid nor feasible nor welcome any longer.

I don't subscribe to the notion of bronze age mysticism being dead weight. But then again I am Heathen and see things differently than you do. This doesn't make me a fluffy bunny or hippy-dippy either btw ;). I'm just as logical and analytical of a person as you are. But my lenses are different. It just is what it is. There's plenty of room for everybody in the political process Anon and vital roles to be played by different people with very different gifts.

Cheers Fresca! :D

[Æmeric]

I'm not slinging mud but I do want to remind those who haven't voted that;

1: Loki is a Russophile.

2: Loki & Dalton are both childless bachelors who are approaching 40.:wink

3: Lyfing has an arrest record (http://www.theapricity.com/forum/showpost.php?p=14617&postcount=25) a mile long.

4: Wat Tyler has an outstanding warrant for public urination on Guernsey.

5: Psychonaut is French.

6: Dalton lives in Vermont & listens to NPR.

[Rainraven]

Aemeric.

I'm a sucker for advertisements and campaigns.

My favourite mails the circulars :p

[Electronic God-Man]

2: Dalton is a childless bachelor who is approaching 40.:wink

6: Dalton lives in Vermont & listens to NPR.

America is the only family he needs. And he loves his family.

6 sounds like a good reason to vote for him.

[Beorn]

Vote for me! Or perhaps you may wish to vote for someone else. Either way the choice is yours and I'm sure your choice will be the best whatever.

As the legitimately elected representative I would strive to do what it is that is best for my people. I will try with my all to deliver the conclusion to current issues and give the peace of mind for your troubles, and if I can't I will be sure to not look you in the eye and lie, lie, lie.

I will ensure that your family are fed and have a roof over their heads, and I will ensure to you that you can wake up everyday with the opportunity to work a job you have worked your entire life to have.

I will strive to listen to your problems and work together to solve them.

(I will also have hot, swarthy naked chick parades every 18th March)

[Jägerstaffel]

All the candidates are men, you sexists.

[Loyalist]

All the candidates are men, you sexists.

This is because a woman's place is in the kitchen.

[Beorn]

As your legally elected representative, I would ensure that women do not have to toil behind the oven all day to feed the family, but will endeavour to, in some way, for our scientists to invent a cooking machine that can provide a full meal for all the family and leave you and your family time to bond and spend time together as a family.

[Jägerstaffel]

Or in a birka right?

[SwordoftheVistula]

I hired Acorn to secure the votes of Reichgirl, Boche, MarcvSS, Nachthimmel, and CHEAPVIAGRALINKS.NET...so I should be in the lead now :D

http://rlv.zcache.com/help_a_c_o_r_n_im_dead_and_only_gotto_vote_once_ts hirt-p235149464378481990t5tr_400.jpg

[Æmeric]

As your legally elected representative, I would ensure that women do not have to toil behind the oven all day to feed the family, but will endeavour to, in some way, for our scientists to invent a cooking machine that can provide a full meal for all the family and leave you and your family time to bond and spend time together as a family.
They already have. It's called a microwave oven. :rolleyes:

Wat Tyler is not up to speed on modern technology. He does not deserve your vote.

[Barreldriver]

LYFING! lol Perhaps the most wise man I've ever had contact with. Definitely the formula for a great leader.

[Psychonaut]

Vote for me! All of my opponents are hippies and hippie sympathizers! Especially Æmeric! If you elect him he'll mandate that everyone wear Birkenstocks and tie-dyed t-shirts! The horror!!!

[Jägerstaffel]

You're too intellectual Psycho. You smarties intimidate the rest of us.

That's why people voted for Bush. He's a president you can talk about boobs with.

[Aemma]

Or in a birka right?


no, no, no...it's barefoot and pregnant. Sheesh!

[Sol Invictus]

:thumbs up I nominate Loyalist for Governor General. :thumbs up

[Aemma]

:thumbs up I nominate Loyalist for Governor General. :thumbs up


But he's not a female nor a visible minority. He gets immediately disqualified.:rolleyes:

[Æmeric]

Vote for me! All of my opponents are hippies and hippie sympathizers! Especially Æmeric! If you elect him he'll mandate that everyone wear Birkenstocks and tie-dyed t-shirts! The horror!!!

That's a damnable lie! I'm the one who complained that people were too casual & wore tee shirts too often. Vote for me & I'll abolish casual fridays.

If you elect Psychonaut he will make everyone speak French!

[Brynhild]

At the risk of sounding cynical, but here's a joke:

What's the definition of impossible? An honest politician.

[Æmeric]

I promise to do the impossible!:thumbs up

[Psychonaut]

That's a damnable lie! I'm the one who complained that people were too casual & wore tee shirts too often. Vote for me & I'll abolish casual fridays.

If you elect Psychonaut he will make everyone speak French!

Falsehoods abound! My private sources have confirmed that Æmeric is at this very moment posting from a nudist colony where he teaches interpretive dance! Is that what you want your leader to be doing in his spare time? No!

[Loki]

1: Loki is a Russophile.


Loki is as much a Russophile as he is an Americophile, Germanophile and Baltophile. That is his strength -- objectivity and fairness. An approach like that prevents misunderstandings and limits the need for senseless wars.

In contrast, Æmeric is an avowed Russophobe. When he enters the White House America can kiss international diplomacy goodbye. Vote for him, and be prepared to spend more and more money on defense, the construction of nuclear bunkers ... and even be prepared to receive your sons back in body bags, as his foreign policies will undoubtedly result in major wars, if not World War III. :wink

I think his international approach can best be described as ignorant and narrow-minded. :coffee:

[Rainraven]

Æmeric is at this very moment posting from a nudist colony where he teaches interpretive dance! Is that what you want your leader to be doing in his spare time?

Hell yes, that sounds fun :wink

[Absinthe]

1: Loki is a Russophile.

As are many others on the forum :p


2: Loki & Dalton are both childless bachelors who are approaching 40.:wink

Which makes one a great catch for childless women approaching 30s :D


3: Lyfing has an arrest record (http://www.theapricity.com/forum/showpost.php?p=14617&postcount=25) a mile long.

Delinquency is a sign of genius maybe? :wink


4: Wat Tyler has an outstanding warrant for public urination on Guernsey.

:thumb001:


5: Psychonaut is French.

You have a point there. :laugh:


6: Dalton lives in Vermont & listens to NPR.

What's NPR? :confused:

[Phlegethon]

What's NPR? :confused:

National Public Radio (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Public_Radio), you dummy! ;)

[HawkR]

I know I ain't on the list, but I will make you vote for me!

If you vote for me, I will first take Poland and Austria, for then to run over France and then mostly any other country around Germany. Then I will try to take Moskva only to fail and then get bommed by someone called "The Allies". Who does not want a leader who can predict future? Oh, is it 2009? Not 1936? Oh, damn... :p

[Absinthe]

I voted for Dalton because over the years he's proven to be an extremely sensible, fair and consistent individual.

He's low profile, he's always able to calm things down, he's a gentleman and able to survive in the wild at the same time. :)

[Svarog]

1: Loki is a Russophile.

In that case I might reconsider my vote :p


2: Loki & Dalton are both childless bachelors who are approaching 40.:wink

One step closer to vote for Loki, during the history there is a proven fact that many great man failed cause of their woman :D


3: Lyfing has an arrest record (http://www.theapricity.com/forum/showpost.php?p=14617&postcount=25) a mile long.

Not even kind of a disadvantage imo, most of the current world leaders should be lock up for life and more


4: Wat Tyler has an outstanding warrant for public urination on Guernsey.

:D

Sorry Loki, but my vote stays with Wat :D

[Beorn]

They already have. It's called a microwave oven. :rolleyes:

Do not vote for Æmeric as he would be willing to allow us all to become obese with incredibly tasteless microwave food.
My crack team of scientists have been telling me that they are ever so close to finishing the new cooking machine (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_Z-lklXD5A)which will save families untold amount of hours.

[Æmeric]

Loki is as much a Russophile as he is an Americophile, Germanophile and Baltophile. That is his strength -- objectivity and fairness. An approach like that prevents misunderstandings and limits the need for senseless wars. Vote for Loki & you will have aworld dominate by tatarized Ruskies. Do you want to be dominated by Moscow?


In contrast, Æmeric is an avowed Russophobe. When he enters the White House America can kiss international diplomacy goodbye. Vote for him, and be prepared to spend more and more money on defense, the construction of nuclear bunkers ... and even be prepared to receive your sons back in body bags, as his foreign policies will undoubtedly result in major wars, if not World War III. :wink On the contrary, I would ignore Russian agression as long as the Russians stay in their backyard. Let them toy with Ukraine but hands off Cuba & Venezuela. If it makes Putin feel like a man to invade the Republic of Georgia I will not interfer but stay out of Atlanta! I will not aim missles at Russian cities but only at incoming Russian missles. Loki is opposed to self defense against the Russians. Vote for Loki & we will all have to convert to the Cyrillic alphabet.

I think Loki's international approach can best be described as ignorant and narrow-minded. :coffee:


Falsehoods abound! My private sources have confirmed that Æmeric is at this very moment posting from a nudist colony where he teaches interpretive dance! Is that what you want your leader to be doing in his spare time? No! Psychonaut lis the one who lives in a nudist colony & has paid his interpretive dance instructor to impersonate me online.


Do not vote for Æmeric as he would be willing to allow us all to become obese with incredibly tasteless microwave food.
My crack team of scientists have been telling me that they are ever so close to finishing the new cooking machine (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_Z-lklXD5A)which will save families untold amount of hours.
Wat Tyler's promises of a 'cooking machine' sounds like mandates from Congress for better fuel efficiency vehicles :rolleyes:. He is delusional with the belief that he can simply make things happen simply by issuing degrees to said effect. We have suffered that kind of governence for too long.

I have just received confirnmation that all of my opponents have millions of pornographic images of Asian women on their harddrives. Except for Loki & Dalton.:wink

[Beorn]

I have just received confirnmation that all of my opponents have millions of pornographic images of Asian women on their harddrives.

HOW THE HELL DID YOU FIND OU....uh?...I mean. What lies!

[Treffie]

HOW THE HELL DID YOU FIND OU....uh?...I mean. What lies!

He e-mailed them to you. ;)

[Beorn]

He e-mailed them to you. ;)

Political sabotage....why I oughta! :mad:

[Lady L]

I have just received confirnmation that all of my opponents have millions of pornographic images of Asian women on their harddrives. Except for Loki & Dalton.:wink


Except Loki, Dalton and Lyfing ;)

[Æmeric]

Lyfing has millions of pornographic images of Bruennish women on his harddrive.:D

[Lady L]

Lyfing has millions of pornographic images of Bruennish women on his harddrive.:D

:dev

[The Lawspeaker]

Lyfing has millions of pornographic images of Bruennish women on his harddrive.:D
Perhaps of a certain Bruenish lady...

[Lady L]

Ok Guys it has gone off topic, get your minds out of the gutters :coffee:

:D

[Allenson]

I'm not slinging mud but I do want to remind those who haven't voted that;

6: Dalton lives in Vermont & listens to NPR.

There isn't much else for radio around here--too many hills, reception is terrible. :coffee:

I never once voted for Bernie Sanders though. :thumb001:

[Inese]

Americ maybe!!? he can me nice polls and can organisate things. I maybe would want to start street revolution against the other names on the list lol!! :p:cool:

[Barreldriver]

Lyfing needs more votes! Vote Lyfing now! Or else.:shakefist

[The Lawspeaker]

"fetches a clog":mad:

Or else... what ?

[Svarog]

Americ maybe!!? he can me nice polls and can organisate things. I maybe would want to start street revolution against the other names on the list lol!! :p:cool:

I'd volunteer to crush the rebels in the favor of the government :cool:

[Barreldriver]

"fetches a clog":mad:

Or else... what ?

Or else I barreldrive your face. :D

[Æmeric]

http://www.hsc.wvu.edu/eastern/som/images/eastdiv/Dental/ChildrenSmiles.JPG

A vote for Æmeric is a vote for their future!:)

[Loki]

http://www.hsc.wvu.edu/eastern/som/images/eastdiv/Dental/ChildrenSmiles.JPG

A vote for Æmeric is a vote for their future!:)

This picture taken in an underground bomb shelter. ;)

[Æmeric]

http://www.racialcompact.com/New%20Australian%20Race.jpg

Vote for Loki & the future will look like this! And they will speak Russian!:mad:


Æmeric in 2009!:thumbs up

[Ulex]

Wat Tyler! He has the spirit of a political extremist in his heart, carefully hidden under thick layers of diplomacy and "Mr. Niceguy"-attitudes. He may seem tolerant at first glance, but once he is in the office with supreme power, he will prove his madness by kicking all non-whites out of Europe (Wat "Iron Boot" Tyler) and replace them with nordic beauty queens, all dressed in nurse uniforms.

[Allenson]

2: Loki & Dalton are both childless bachelors who are approaching 40.:wink


LOL--I missed this part till just now. In response: yes, but I look thirty, regularly get carded & everything below the belt is in top form. :cool:



I voted for Dalton because over the years he's proven to be an extremely sensible, fair and consistent individual.

He's low profile, he's always able to calm things down, he's a gentleman and able to survive in the wild at the same time. :)

Thanks kindly. :)

The bolded part is important because I am a "behind the scenes" type of fellow. Perhaps I'd be better suited for Chief of Staff. Just call me Rahm. ;)

[Groenewolf]

Vote for me and you will never have to vote again :thumb001: .

[Æmeric]

http://lighthousepatriotjournal.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/aboslutvodka-ad-mexico.jpg

My opponents all drink Absolut Vodka & support the reconquesta!:mad:





http://www.usmcstore.com/images/Posters/be%20a%20marine.gif

I will defend the border & turn back the invasion!



Æmeric in 2009!:thumbs up

[Absinthe]

^ You are taking this seriously, aren't you? :D

[Svarog]

My opponents all drink Absolut Vodka & support the reconquesta!:mad:

Actually, reconquesta was a good thing because Arabs were kicked out of Europe and Spain by Spanish armies ;)

[Atlas]

[CENTER]http://lighthousepatriotjournal.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/aboslutvodka-ad-mexico.jpg

You support the idea of Aztlan ? :confused:

[Æmeric]

^
^
^ Don't you have some cyber pets that need tending or cyber plants that need to be watered?;)

[Absinthe]

^
^
^ Don't you have some cyber pets that need tending or cyber plants that need to be watered?;)
Har har. You just lost a vote :D

Now don't you have a cyber campaign to run? :D

[Æmeric]

You support the idea of Aztlan ? :confused:

No, but my opponents drink abosolut & absolut supports the reconquesta!:mad:

[Groenewolf]

My opponents all [...] support the reconquesta!:mad:

Indeed, vote for me for a Reconquisita of Europe.

http://lh3.ggpht.com/alexbarrow/R28Vj1oM0NI/AAAAAAAAAVs/27YB-InEvq8/Reconquista-rendicion-granada.jpg

[Tabiti]

Concerning your campaigns, you can be the perfect nowadays Balkan politicians :D

[Absinthe]

So true. Throwing mud at the opponents but proposing no alternatives himself. :D

[Tabiti]

So true. Throwing mud at the opponents but proposing no alternatives himself. :D
The last campaigns here had slogans not "Vote for us", but rather "If you vote for them"...And some really great offenses like "Bad human material". Elections seem to become funnier every time :D

[Aemma]

So true. Throwing mud at the opponents but proposing no alternatives himself. :D

But this is how we all campaign in North America! It's what gives us our edge...and fascinating TV during the sweeps months. :D

[Allenson]

Actually, I prefer Grey Goose.

And, I prefer Gin to Vodka, thanks. Almost time for a gin & tonic! :)

Slurp!

http://www.recipetips.com/images/recipe/beverages/gin_tonic.jpg

[Svarog]

The last campaigns here had slogans not "Vote for us", but rather "If you vote for them"...And some really great offenses like "Bad human material". Elections seem to become funnier every time :D

on the last elections here, one party had a slogan, vote for *name of the opponent party* for the return into the middle ages :confused:

[Psychonaut]

Attention all citizens of the Apricity!!!

I have uncovered a photo of Æmeric's VP! Is this the man you want breaking ties in Congress? No!

http://itola.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/fat-guy.jpg

Vote Psychonaut in 2009!!!

http://wwwc.mentalfloss.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/nixon-v.jpg

[Æmeric]

Psychonaut is a Hispanic! (http://www.theapricity.com/forum/showpost.php?p=18755&postcount=6) Hispanic = mestizo, mulatto, moor etc....

This is his paternal grandparents;http://www.learn-speak-spanish.com/images/sidePics/Mexican%20couple%20in%20market.jpg

And his maternal grandparents;http://www-tc.pbs.org/destinationamerica/images/prog_stations_tout.jpg

Psychonaut has also admitted to his Hispanic ancestry! (http://www.theapricity.com/forum/showpost.php?p=16178&postcount=4) :no no

I can now confimed that my campaign has uncovered evidence that Psychonaut was once a member of a boy band!


http://citizenchris.typepad.com/citizenchris/images/takethat.jpg
Psychonaut is the one in the middle.

[Atlas]

I have chosen :

http://www.theapricity.com/forum/image.php?u=25&dateline=1241364682

For president:thumb001:

[Psychonaut]

Lies! All lies!

My opponent is a filthy liar who is spreading lies about my heritage to keep the spotlight off of his own questionable past. I have just uncovered a photo of him performing one of his infamous interpretive dances:

http://newsfornatives.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/native_ceremonial_eagle_dancer.jpg

Look at this mug! Sure he's American, but is this really who we want in charge? No!

http://www.mygenealogist.com/Sitting_Bull.jpg

Vote Psychonaut
Vote French
Vote for Victory!!!

[Phlegethon]

I have chosen :

http://www.theapricity.com/forum/image.php?u=25&dateline=1241364682

For president:thumb001:


http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/products/a610/a610_bm.gif

:D

[Útrám]

Who really is Æmeric? Vote for Psychonaut for a more psycho tomorrow.

http://i40.tinypic.com/dvlf8l.jpg

[Ulf]

Vote for me, I won't do anything, good or bad. :thumb001:

[Æmeric]

Lies! All lies!

My opponent is a filthy liar who is spreading lies about my heritage to keep the spotlight off of his own questionable past. I have just uncovered a photo of him performing one of his infamous interpretive dances:

http://newsfornatives.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/native_ceremonial_eagle_dancer.jpg

Look at this mug! Sure he's American, but is this really who we want in charge? No!

http://www.mygenealogist.com/Sitting_Bull.jpgMore damnable lies!


Vote Psychonaut
Vote French
Vote for Victory!!!
What an oxymoron! French & victory in the same slogan? :rolleyes: In a time of crisis the French Psychonaut will fold like a lawn chair.



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Another pic of Psychonaut from his boy band days. Psycho is the one on the right.:D

[Psychonaut]

What an oxymoron! French & victory in the same slogan? :rolleyes: In a time of crisis the French Psychonaut will fold like a lawn chair.

While it's true that my people may not have the most glorious military record (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/victories.html), I can assure you, the people of the Apricity, that I'll defend our glorious land by putting as many Anglos between myself and the enemy as is possible! :thumb001:


Another pic of Psychonaut from his boy band days. Psycho is the one on the right.:D[/CENTER]

Again! Lying about my past to cover up your own involvement in a boy band:

http://blog.oregonlive.com/behindbeaversbeat/2008/12/large_village%20people.png

Also, how can we forget about the Navy's "questionable" record on homosexuality...

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a69/joanovarc/sailor-gay.jpg?t=1244681421

[Æmeric]

More lies spread by the Psychonaut - who I have discovered is a member of the secret closeted gay society called Skull & Bones. I have photos of Psychonaut wrestling nude with George Bush & John Kerry at Bohemia Grove but I will not post them because I have a sense of decency.:coffee:

[Gooding]

http://lighthousepatriotjournal.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/aboslutvodka-ad-mexico.jpg

My opponents all drink Absolut Vodka & support the reconquesta!:mad:





http://www.usmcstore.com/images/Posters/be%20a%20marine.gif

I will defend the border & turn back the invasion!



Æmeric in 2009!:thumbs up

I want AEmeric in office for this..I want Psychonaut in office for the French even-handedness, Loyalist for British preservation, Aemma for French preservation and Wat to begin negotiations with Westminster on how to resolve that stupid 1812 thing and to revoke that Monroe Doctrine thing.Lawspeaker and Groenewolf to keep the peace.For a German to make it all work, I vote for Sword of the Vistula and I vote for V.A. to help unite the North American Anglosphere.Oswiu for morale and Loki & Foxie to oversee everything.

[Beorn]

Whilst my two fellow potential candidates for office are bickering between themselves, I would like to state to my people that if elected I will make sure every child has an ice-cream, every woman a box of her favourite chocolates, and every man will receive two tickets to any event of his choosing.

[Gooding]

Now that's campaigning!:D:thumb001:

[Psychonaut]

Whilst my two fellow potential candidates for office are bickering between themselves, I would like to state to my people that if elected I will make sure every child has an ice-cream, every woman a box of her favourite chocolates, and every man will receive two tickets to any event of his choosing.

What tomfoolery is this!?

You wish to fatten up our women and children so that they can be diabetic balls of lard, dependent on your socialist healthcare system? I think not!

A vote for Psychonaut is a vote for Heath and Longevity!

A vote for Wat Tyler is a vote for Disease and Obesity!

[Aemma]

Psychonaut for le President! We need some real, folkish Psychos in office!!!

Haven't you had enough n(a)uts in the oval office? :D


Now that's campaigning!:D:thumb001:

Hmm ya, a life of empty calories and empty promises. :D

[Lyfing]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3598/3613324414_e318090a83_o.jpg

[Æmeric]

Whilst my two fellow potential candidates for office are bickering between themselves, I would like to state to my people that if elected I will make sure every child has an ice-cream, every woman a box of her favourite chocolates, and every man will receive two tickets to any event of his choosing.

This is socialism. Who will pay for all these new entitlements? Cheap thirdworld migrants? Wat Tyler knows nothing about economics.

Let me remind you that Wat Tyler gives money to support the anti-White & anti-English BBC.

[Æmeric]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3598/3613324414_e318090a83_o.jpg
If Lyfing withdraws & throws his support behind me I will make him Secretary of Agriculture which would put him in charge of the US National Forest Service - and he can cut down all the trees he wants.:thumb001:

[Barreldriver]

Election is over, I have come and shall conquer all in the name of all that is Barreldriver! All shall fear my presence and non shall challenge my authoritah!

[Rachel]

okay well when is the last day for votes this race is getting pretty hot.... sizzle

edit : i think ill ask a really stupied question.. do these polls ever close around here ?

[Æmeric]

okay well when is the last day for votes this race is getting pretty hot.... sizzle

edit : i think ill ask a really stupied question.. do these polls ever close around here ?When you create a poll you have the option of setting how many days they remain open or you can let them remain open for ever. This one doesn't appear to have a closing date. Maybe a mod, with Lady Lyfing's consent, could take care of that? A perpetual campaign is a little daunting for even myself.


Election is over, I have come and shall conquer all in the name of all that is Barreldriver! All shall fear my presence and non shall challenge my authoritah!
If elected I will draft Barreldriver into the army & post him somewhere without internet service.:thumbs up

[Svarog]

you guys should have had your campaigns first and then let people to vote, would be kind of better, I feel left out as I voted already, unlikely that my vote would change tho but still

[Lady L]

When you create a poll you have the option of setting how many days they remain open or you can let them remain open for ever. This one doesn't appear to have a closing date. Maybe a mod, with Lady Lyfing's consent, could take care of that? A perpetual campaign is a little daunting for even myself.


If they want to stop it and start another poll or just stop it, whatever, I don't mind ;)


you guys should have had your campaigns first and then let people to vote, would be kind of better, I feel left out as I voted already, unlikely that my vote would change tho but still

Ya, doing it again wouldn't hurt IMO. For Fun of course ;)

[Svarog]

Ya, doing it again wouldn't hurt IMO. For Fun of course ;)

Panem et circenses! :thumb001:

[Beorn]

Shall we make a poll to see if this poll should have a new poll? :confused:

[Aemma]

okay well when is the last day for votes this race is getting pretty hot.... sizzle

edit : i think ill ask a really stupied question.. do these polls ever close around here ?


One is always hopeful that they will...or just not appear altogether. :D (Hear me Æmeric?? :P :D)

[Svarog]

Shall we make a poll to see if this poll should have a new poll? :confused:

I suggest we open a poll to discuss this matter

[Beorn]

I'm not sure. I think we need to consult the results of a poll to see if we should open up your poll to see if we should have a poll to close the current poll...or renew the old poll so everyone can contribute to the poll.

[Psychonaut]

I'm not sure. I think we need to consult the results of a poll to see if we should open up your poll to see if we should have a poll to close the current poll...or renew the old poll so everyone can contribute to the poll.

New poll? There's no need. A clear winner has already been decided. :D

[Æmeric]

I think a new poll might be necessary.


I'm sorry to report that a new pic has surfaced of Psychonaut at the Honolulu Gay Pride parade;

http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/Gay-Pride-Parade.jpg

Psychonaut is the one standing in the cape. Apparently he was the parade king.

[Beorn]

New poll? There's no need. A clear winner has already been decided. :D

It sure has :thumb001:

http://www.blogtalkradio.com/pics/hostpics/b79f4942-4f60-483b-b86a-1cfe63fc1d91Over%209000.PNG

[Svarog]

Looks like Wat Tyler won the elections the 'Serbian Style' :D

[Electronic God-Man]

Looks like Wat Tyler won the elections the 'Serbian Style' :D

We don't even have more than 9,000 members. Hmm, something may be amiss.

[Æmeric]

Looks like Wat Tyler won the elections the 'Serbian Style' :D

Or ACORN style.:rolleyes2:


We don't even have more than 9,000 members. Hmm, something may be amiss.Just like ACORN.

[Atlas]

Wat Tyler 9,145 99.74%

WTF ? :confused:

[Beorn]

I seriously don't know what's happened? :eyes

[Atlas]

If the UN was witnessing such a landside victory they would claim election fraud. :icon_lol:

[Psychonaut]

Oh (t)Wat! You sonuvabitch! I call shenanigans!!!

[Beorn]

Oh here we go! :rolleyes: Just because you're losing.

[Vulpix]

Someone's abusing their modding powers here :p...

[anonymaus]

http://i35.tinypic.com/20az8m8.jpg

http://www.suspect-device.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/01//this-is-an-outrage.jpg

[Skandi]

I propose that a certain candidate is playing fast and loose with the actuality and therefore his candidature should be rescinded.
Any seconders?

[Ulf]

If elected I will draft Barreldriver into the army & post him somewhere without internet service.:thumbs up

Æmeric deserves those 9,000 votes for this.

[Æmeric]

Yippie! Victory is mine!:cupgold0:

I want to thanks all of those who made it possible. Especially Aemma. I also want to say that I hold no grudges against my opponents, particularly Loki who implied I was a war monger or Psychonaut who made unfounded innuendos about my sexuality. Hopefully we can all move forward, I know I can.


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[Psychonaut]

This election was rigged I tell you, rigged!

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[Útrám]

This election was rigged I tell you, rigged!


http://www.theapricity.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=2066&stc=1&d=1244776854

[Gooding]

So that's it, huh?Well, congratulations, AEmeric and good show,well done, to the rest of you.:):D:thumb001::p

[Beorn]

I can only presume the copious amount of black porn found on Æmeric's pc was to blame for the late reduction in votes.

Well done Psycho. It seems the 50gb of dwarf porn played to your favour and secured your ultimate victory. :D

[Loyalist]

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RECOUNT

[Psychonaut]

http://www.go-patriots.com/Posters/Victory%20sign.jpg

[Jägerstaffel]

I plan to succeed and form my own nation. No more colonial rule!

Down with French supremacy!

[Aemma]

I plan to succeed and form my own nation. No more colonial rule!

Down with French supremacy!

Vive la French Supremacy! :thumb001:

[Jägerstaffel]

Vive la French Supremacy! :thumb001:

Huh? Speaka the English?

[Æmeric]

Round 2. Get out the lawyers.:mad:

Btw, has anyone noticed that 7-months after the general elections a winner has yet to be declared in the Minnesota Senate Race.:rolleyes:

[Treffie]

If elected I will draft Barreldriver into the army & post him somewhere without internet service.:thumbs up

You had my vote! :thumb001:

[Lenny]

My vote would go to AEmeric for sure. :D


Executive Order No.1: "Operation Wetback - 2009" is now in effect.:eek:

[Gooding]

eerrr..methinks Loki won..

[The Lawspeaker]

Yes. Ahmadinejad-style :P

[Æmeric]

4,545,121,614,654,313. That's like 100,000X more people then ever lived. It's obvious I was the choice of a majority but I didn't have access to admin functions to adjust the vote such as Loki, Psychonaut & Wat Tyler. :coffee:

[Rachel]

4,545,121,614,654,313. That's like 100,000X more people then ever lived. It's obvious I was the choice of a majority but I didn't have access to admin functions to adjust the vote such as Loki, Psychonaut & Wat Tyler. :coffee:
its okay you'll live ;)

[Rudy]

Loki must use the same voting machines they use in the US.

[Psychonaut]

4,545,121,614,654,313. That's like 100,000X more people then ever lived. It's obvious I was the choice of a majority but I didn't have access to admin functions to adjust the vote such as Loki, Psychonaut & Wat Tyler. :coffee:

Hey now, I think I'm the only one who didn't alter the thread. My campaigning alone placed me in the lead temporarily! :)

[YeshAtid]

Minard

[Smeagol]

ButlerKing I guess.

[YeshAtid]

ButlerKing I guess.

Why not the most popular scientist of all time?

[Smeagol]

Why not the most popular scientist of all time?

Leave him to his important bug collecting.

[YeshAtid]

Leave him to his important bug collecting.

He has website, and his papers were published before he was even born. He's amazing!

[Not a Cop]

Leave him to his important bug collecting.

Jokes aside i think it would be interesting to observe Germany with Agrippa in head

[Smeagol]

Jokes aside i think it would be interesting to observe Germany with Agrippa in head

Yes it would.

[Bobby Martnen]

How bout a poll for the guys ...:eek::p

Vote Now For which Aprician you think would make the best President or Prime Minster depending on where ya are on the map :p

Definitely not you!