The Official Sex Tips Thread.

[arcticwolf]

Post things you like, the way you like them done. Things you want to try but are unsure about, ask other users their take on it or experience with it. Show off you master level love making skills, impress the opposite gender, help those who are imagination challenged.:p Now dazzle us with your expertise and imagination! As always be classy! Vulgar and ugly are a turn off! Get to work! :D

[Mary]

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[Osprey]

http://chzjustcapshunz.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/funny-captions-had-sex-with-chuck-norris-totally-worth-it.jpg
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[arcticwolf]

This is a serious thread, you people are not being serious! :p

[Osprey]

This is a serious thread, you people are not being serious! :p

If Mary is not serious on sex, then how can you expect others to be :p

[Mary]

This is a serious thread, you people are not being serious! :p

I guess it's supposed to be an academic thread, huh?

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[arcticwolf]

Mary here is your chance to give good classy advice. Come on I know you've got it in you. :p

[Mary]

Mary here is your chance to give good classy advice. Come on I know you've got it in you. :p

You mean: "How do I get laid?" :D

Well, you need to follow these three steps:

1) Take a shower

2) Go to a place where there are women

3) Mind your own business

Eventually women will come up to you.

[arcticwolf]

You mean: "How do I get laid?" :D

Well, you need to follow these three steps:

1) Take a shower

2) Go to a place where there are women

3) Mind your own business

Eventually women will come up to you.

That's not exactly what this thread is all about. It's tips, things we like to do or we don't in bed or anywhere else we are making love on/at/in. ;) All that is love making, the sensual and not so sensual stuff. You are a grown ass woman, you know what this is all about. :D

I'm going to bed ... alone, need to get some zzzzzzs See ya Mary, be good. :p

[Contra Mundum]

http://chzjustcapshunz.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/funny-captions-had-sex-with-chuck-norris-totally-worth-it.jpg


If they had sex, chuck norris would be dead of a heart attack. He's pretty old and she looks young and fit.

[Christian552]

Just when I thought the internet couldn't get any weirder...

[Mary]

That's not exactly what this thread is all about. It's tips, things we like to do or we don't in bed or anywhere else we are making love on/at/in. ;) All that is love making, the sensual and not so sensual stuff. You are a grown ass woman, you know what this is all about. :D

I'm going to bed ... alone, need to get some zzzzzzs See ya Mary, be good. :p

:coffee:

[Osprey]

:coffee:

don't be shy, if you want to join him, just tell him:thumb001:

[Mary]

don't be shy, if you want to join him, just tell him:thumb001:

I think you're the one who want to join him, Osprey, "always butting in". :thumb001:

[Osprey]

I think you're the one who want to join him, Osprey, "always butting in". :thumb001:

No I am a deviant.
I want to see you two in bed and masturbate :D

[Mary]

No I am a deviant.
I want to see you two in bed and masturbate :D

You know, there's this thing called Internet porn.

[Osprey]

You know, there's this thing called Internet porn.

But i want to see a 10 :(

[Mary]

But i want to see a 10 :(

There are several porn girls to choose from.

[Sarmatian]

Mary you know watching it in real life is far better than on Internet :thumb001:

Also there is always hidden hope to be invited to the action. You know it turns immature boys on :rolleyes:

[Osprey]

There are several porn girls to choose from.

You're the best

[Osprey]

Mary you know watching it in real life is far better than on Internet :thumb001:

Also there is always hidden hope to be invited to the action. You know it turns immature boys on :rolleyes:

Actually i wanted to see if she performed all she has had boasted till now.

[Sarmatian]

Actually i wanted to see if she performed all she has had boasted till now.

You want to see only? :eek: What is wrong with you?

[Osprey]

You want to see only? :eek: What is wrong with you?

Well, If I fuck her, then her condition will be like the woman in previous page.

[Mary]

Actually i wanted to see if she performed all she has had boasted till now.

Is there something specific you're referring to?

[Osprey]

Is there something specific you're referring to?

I'll savour the moment when you take it in the ass and your baby blues are filled with salty water................

[Mary]

I'll savour the moment when you take it in the ass and your baby blues are filled with salty water................

So you wonder if I actually take it in the ass? Don't most girls do that?

[Osprey]

So you wonder if I actually take it in the ass? Don't most girls do that?

I have never tried it with my girl. Felt no need, as yet. Might change my mind if i see you being drilled hard.

[Mary]

I have never tried it with my girl. Felt no need, as yet. Might change my mind if i see you being drilled hard.

Why don't you just watch some porn, there are lots of girls getting drilled hard there, lots of inspiration.

[Osprey]

Why don't you just watch some porn, there are lots of girls getting drilled hard there, lots of inspiration.

Those are just animals. You are a real person. Someone I know.

[Mary]

Those are just animals. You are a real person. Someone I know.

You want to see someone you know get fucked in the ass?

[Osprey]

You want to see someone you know get fucked in the ass?

More specifically, you.
(Now now, don't make it up like I'm interested in incest or some other bullshit)

[Mary]

More specifically, you.
(Now now, don't make it up like I'm interested in incest or some other bullshit)

I see.

[SilverKnight]

First tip (from a tipless out of topic thread :p)

Avoid awkward comments during sex specially when she is riding you like cowgirl fellass is a turn of for them.

right mary ?

[Mary]

First tip (from a tipless out of topic thread :p)

Avoid awkward comments during sex specially when she is riding you like cowgirl fellass is a turn of for them.

right mary ?

In my opinion, there's no point in riding unless she has it in her ass. Regular riding doesn't do anything for the women.

[The Journeyman]

Girls rarely pay enough attention to the balls. Suck on the balls during oral, ladies, it feels good. :thumb001:

[Mortimer]

many things (the regular ones, nothing extraordinary pervert) but i guess its difficult with my weight. also i need to trust her first before we go to bed so i guess the best would be if we are married and know eatch other well.

[Mordid]

i need a good advice from flintlocke

[Maddy]

Does anyone here know how to give a hickey? And do men like them?

[Mary]

Does anyone here know how to give a hickey? And do men like them?

Do you want other women to see that he is taken, hence you want to mark him?

[Maddy]

Do you want other women to see that he is taken, hence you want to mark him?

Oh...I didn't think about it that way....No...it's just that the guy I'm seeing...I tried to kiss him on the mouth (it was my first time)...and I couldn't figure it out....so I thought a hickey would be easier...

I know...I sound like a ditz...but I'm serious...

[Mary]

Oh...I didn't think about it that way....No...it's just that the guy I'm seeing...I tried to kiss him on the mouth (it was my first time)...and I couldn't figure it out....so I thought a hickey would be easier...

I know...I sound like a ditz...but I'm serious...

Nice move. Just practice kissing, you get the hang of it after a while. You guys are 28, you need to have sex. Take a shower, tell the guy to come and wash you, then wash him too.

[Maddy]

Nice move. Just practice kissing, you get the I'm hang of it after a while. You guys are 28, you need to have sex. Take a shower, tell the guy to come and wash you, then wash him too.


Baby steps, Mary :D I'm still trying to get over my super religious upbringing....my parents will kill me if they find out I'm not a virgin anymore....I need to be prepared to move out of the house before I start having sex....

So...for right now I'm just trying other things before we get to that...things are going really slow because I only see him once a week and he's studying a lot...

Thanks for the advice, Mary :thumb001:

[Papastratosels26]

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