Funniest Aprician Poll

[Lady L]

We need a poll for the most comic member I think...:D I will try to include everyone I view as having a funny personality, although most of us do, but some are just so damn funny ;):D

Cast Your Vote.

Edit: I didn't include SuuT, Aemma or HawkR who are all funny as well :D

[Loki]

I think Dresden should be included in this poll ... he has a good sense of humour.

[Lady L]

I think Dresden should be included in this poll ... he has a good sense of humour.

He does :thumb001: Add him please.

[Rachel]

now that depends on how you define humor.. some of us have dry humor ( you know how those english types can be ;)) and then there's me who's got sarcasm down to a way of life... so maybe we should vote for the member and then add what type of humor he/she/it has? ... like for example ( iam still to new to know if this is true but it's an example) Loki .. becasue he has a sense of humor where political issues are concerned..?

[Lady L]

Tref too! :D And btw, Aemma, don't be mad at me I left you out since you don't like to be in polls, so bitch at Loki I assume! :D

[Brännvin]

I would vote for that greek girl if she were part of poll..!

[Loki]

I would vote for that greek girl if she were part of poll..!

Absinthe? ;) Added.

[Rachel]

if a poll is allowed 40 people then i think we should use all 40 slots LOL... there have to be more funny memebers that we are smiply not thinking about..?

[SuuT]

Where's Loddfafner? - He says some seriously out-of-nowhere funny shit. Always makes me laugh.

Anyway, there's my vote.:)

[Loki]

Some are funny unintentionally and perhaps without realising it. Does that count?

[Aemma]

Tref too! :D And btw, Aemma, don't be mad at me I left you out since you don't like to be in polls, so bitch at Loki I assume! :D


Oh geez, I'm thankful I'm not in it! There are way funnier people than me in the world. No offense taken AT ALL, trust me! :)

Ack! I'm on it I see. No no, please take my name off. Let's have the really funny people on here. Please????

[Lady L]

Well, I'm glad you just take over my poll :p

[Treffie]

The fluffy headed Mancunian got my vote, followed closely by a certain person born in Oslo and then a phlegmatic German. :thumb001:

[Vargtand]

I'm that boring that I don't even make the list? :P

[Vulpix]

I saw this on my phone. I was about to say that I can't believe there are no girls in the poll, (I see that has been rectified ;)) and that one of my votes surely goes to Absinthe :D!

[Lady L]

What about VA for being such an outrageous character? And Æmeric and Hors for political humour?

[Sorry Lady L., I'm just throwing that out there. :D These are just some members that I also find funny.]

VA sure :thumb001: Æmeric - no he belongs in the most serious member poll, although from time to time he seems to loosen his belt and say something hilarious and Hors - Naaaaa.

[Lady L]

I've asked Aemma to add a few special ladies for me ...:thumb001:

[Aemma]

I've asked Aemma to add a few special ladies for me ...:thumb001:

Done! :thumb001:

[Aemma]

A German, two Brits and an American walk into a bar..... :cool:

[Lady L]

Knock Knock....

[Rachel]

who's there ..?

[Phlegethon]

gJx55ShcgxY

[Lady L]

If you was going to hide something from a Mexican where would ya hide it ...?

* Under his soap :D

If you were going to hide something from a black where would ya hide it ..?

* At his work :D

Can I go ahead and win the poll now..? :D

What do you do if some jerk ass sticks your tires ..?

You wait til you move out, so he can't retaliate- you flatten his tires, his son's and his work truck tires! Then you drive off at 2 AM laughing your ass off and think " Fuck with me Mother Fucker " :D

[Lady L]

who's there ..?

Banana Banana Banana Banana Banana ....


Knock Knock ...

[Phlegethon]

http://www.tmcm.com/comics/tmcm070416.gif

[Rachel]

Banana Banana Banana Banana Banana ....


Knock Knock ...

i thought the response was Banana who..?

[Lady L]

i thought the response was Banana who..?

Yes.
:confused:

Anyway :D ...

Orange ....*say Orange who* :D

[Phlegethon]

My vote goes the the swarthy Greco-Mediterranean girl with the bad hair day.

Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder... and my liver go yonder!

[Absinthe]

My vote goes the the swarthy Greco-Mediterranean girl with the bad hair day.

Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder... and my liver go yonder!
:clap:

Awww...and I voted for you already. Everyone on the list is funny but Phleg's sense of humour is extraordinary and far beyond any sense of humour known to mankind :D :thumbs

[Phlegethon]

It is called Galgenhumor and is a German specialty. Laugh when realistically assessing the situation there is nothing to laugh about.

http://resources.metapress.com/pdf-preview.axd?code=up5576417u5v36m2&size=largest

[Lady L]

Rachel says' " Orange who " ..?

Orange ya glad I didn't say banana :D

My 5 year old Rachel told me that btw :) :tongue

[The Lawspeaker]

It is called Galgenhumor and is a German specialty. Laugh when realistically assessing the situation there is nothing to laugh about.

http://resources.metapress.com/pdf-preview.axd?code=up5576417u5v36m2&size=largest


http://miami.uni-muenster.de/servlets/DerivateServlet/Derivate-2146/tagebuch_04_dateien/Galgen.jpg

http://henk50.web-log.nl/onderweg/images/2008/07/29/kijk_eens_vogetjes.jpg
"Look birdies what I have for you"
"Look Tommy what I have for you..."

[Svarog]

So, a pirate walked into a bar.
Bartender asks: "Is that a steering wheel in your pants?"
Pirate responds: "Arr matey, it's been driving me nuts all day!"

..and I am not in the poll, must be my regards about slaughtering of thousands that i make so often, just kill the romance :D

[Loddfafner]

I am surprised that Ulf is not getting more recognition in this poll. Also, VA could be a contender here.

[Lady L]

I agree. The poll died. Polls are not " in " anymore :D

[Rachel]

two muffins where in an oven and one muffin said to the other " man it's hot in here" the other muffin says " HOLY SHIT ! a talking muffin "


sorry for the bad jokes i could not help myself :)

[SuuT]

One lousy vote:rolleyes:....:D

Looks like the attention-seeking Kraut has seized a hardy victory.



EDIT: Ooooooo! - someone took pity upon me: TWO (lousy) votes.


THREE! I seem to get funnier all the time, I guess.

[Rachel]

i think i just messed up this poll i voted for all of you!!!! Big Smile :))

[Lady L]

i think i just messed up this poll i voted for all of you!!!! Big Smile :))

Good cause I needed a damn vote. :D

[Lars]

A Jewish guy goes into a confession box. “Father O’Malley,” he says, “my name is Emil Cohen. I’m seventy eight years old. Believe it or not, I’m currently involved with a 28 year old girl, and also, on the side, her 19 year old sister. We engage in all manner of pleasure, and in my entire life I’ve never felt better.” “My good man,” says the priest, “I think you’ve come to the wrong place. Why are you telling me?” And the guy goes: “I’m telling everybody!”

[Lady L]

Edit: I'm not worried about filters.

Edit: Your the one out of the kitchen! ;)

[YggsVinr]

Absinthe cracks me up the most, but I also find Aemma and Wat (who I seem to have missed was actually on the list until after I voted) quite funny as well.

[Lars]

Humour comes from male hormones and as we all know: women can't be funny.
Am I the only one who is puzzled over the female candidates?

[Vulpix]

Humour comes from male hormones and as we all know: women can't be funny.
Am I the only one who is puzzled over the female candidates?

If this was a joke, it sure wasn't funny :coffee:.

[Aemma]

One lousy vote:rolleyes:....:D

Looks like the attention-seeking Kraut has seized a hardy victory.



EDIT: Ooooooo! - someone took pity upon me: TWO (lousy) votes.


THREE! I seem to get funnier all the time, I guess.


Oooo I got 4!!! Count 'em and weep SuuTie! :P :D

Don't worry though, mine were all sympathy ones I'm sure! :P

[RoyBatty]

Vargtand, Rainraven as well :thumb001:

[Lars]

Men are naturally funnier than women. This is the claim of a UK male professor, Sam Shuster. He conducted research on 400 different people as he unicycled around his town. He observed the reaction of onlookers and discovered that men made more jokes about him than women, and that men’s jokes were more aggressive. He said three-quarters of male “jokers” mocked him and made nasty comments, while most women tended to tease him with a smile. He said: "The difference between the men and women was absolutely remarkable and consistent." Professor Shuster believes the male hormone testosterone is the cause of men being funnier. He found that teenage boys were aggressive in their humor and this aggression changed with older men into a funnier form of joking.

Link to survey (http://www.bmj.com/cgi/content/full/335/7633/1320)

Link the Christopher Hitchens' article Why Women Aren't Funny (http://www.vanityfair.com/culture/features/2007/01/hitchens200701)

Sure women can make you laugh, but it's not inate to them as it is to men. Men use humour as one of the most important tool they have to get women. Women don't need that.

[Aemma]

Humour comes from male hormones and as we all know: women can't be funny.

...which are secreted by your funny bone I suppose? :rolleyes: :p


Am I the only one who is puzzled over the female candidates?

Well share with us who you had in mind Lars! Don't worry I'll not be insulted if I don't make your top 50! :P :D

[Æmeric]

I haven't voted yet. Anyone interested in doing some horsetrading for my vote, pm me.

I find it odd that Phlegethon would be in the lead. That's sort of like Jeffrey Dahmer winning a culinary award.:coffee:

[Lars]

...which are secreted by your funny bone I suppose? :rolleyes: :p
Hahaha. Good one!


Well share with us who you had in mind Lars! Don't worry I'll not be insulted if I don't make your top 50! :P :D
Gooding and anonymaus often make me laugh at loud when they let go and pour their grotesque humour all over the chatbox.

[Aemma]

Gooding and anonymaus often make me laugh at loud when they let go and pour their grotesque humour all over the chatbox.

Ahh right you are there too! They are funny men as well and have a knack for making me laugh as well. :)

[Phlegethon]

Looks like the attention-seeking Kraut has seized a hardy victory.

Yoo wont blitzkrieg, schweinhund? ;)

And I don't seek attention. Attention seeks me.

[The Lawspeaker]

Yoo wont blitzkrieg, schweinhund? ;)

And I don't seek attention. Attention seeks me.
Errr.. he is living in the U.S.A. Wanna meet the 101st Airborne in Bastogne, nachbar ? ^^:D

http://aycu13.webshots.com/image/38812/2002926361912599851_rs.jpg

[Ulf]

I enjoy stupid jokes.

Two snares and a cymbal fall off a cliff.

ba dum pssht (http://instantrimshot.com/)

[Phlegethon]

Errr.. he is living in the U.S.A. Wanna meet the 101st Airborne in Bastogne, nachbar ?



http://content.ytmnd.com/content/1/d/3/1d325512a5bda234abafbe094c2d53db.jpg

Double Bombardment!

[Dombra]

My god, how dated :eek:

[Lux Aeterna]

Who the fuck are these people?? :confused:

[Smaug]

Houston, we need a new poll.

[Damião de Góis]

Who the fuck are these people?? :confused:

They're the older generation, who have made way to younger members. One day, someone will ask "Who the fuck is Powerpaw?" :D

[Loki]

Who the fuck are these people?? :confused:

Well at least one can recognise me in there :D

And yep - time for a new poll (which is a cool idea), so I will close this thread.

If any of you wants to create it, go right ahead.