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Birka
06-16-2009, 09:58 PM
This girl gets 56 stars tattooed on her face and claims she only ordered 3 of them. I have no tattoos, but I believe you would not be able to sleep for 53 tattoos on your face.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1193384/Scarred-life-The-teenager-asked-tattooist-THREE-stars-face-ended-constellation.html

Psychonaut
06-16-2009, 10:07 PM
LOL! What an idiot! I've got tattoos myself and I can't even imagine trusting someone who only has a tenuous grasp on the language I'm speaking to understand what it is that I want to have permanently etched into my body.

Bloodeagle
06-16-2009, 10:50 PM
This falling asleep business sounds like it could be the reason that most tattoo artists refuse to tattoo drunk and drugged patrons. :D

Phlegethon
06-16-2009, 11:14 PM
Without the help of illegal substances you simply cannot fall asleep while getting tattooed. The whole story stinks. Of course in every civilized country that tattoo artist would be put out of business immediately for tattooing faces.

Anyway, I think now that the line has already been crossed that chick should also get "STUPID" tattooed across her forehead as a punishment.

Beorn
06-16-2009, 11:39 PM
Bloody Romanians. I wouldn't trust one sitting wide awake and with a gun in my hand, let alone fall asleep on one.

I've worked with some of those scum of Europe in my time and have had to be sent out by the boss to "recollect" the gear those born thieves stole from the other workers.

Oh, and don't get me started on the whinging they make. Whinge whinge whinge, all the fucking time. It was no wonder that one of them squared up to me when I had a pop. Haha! It was all handbags at dawn of course, especially when the top boss, McAlpine came out to watch (he was a good craic), and the Romanian brothers realised they had near every Englishman with every World Cup and Euro defeat in mind to hit them :thumb001:

Treffie
06-17-2009, 09:14 AM
She claims she fell asleep while he was doing his work... and awoke to 'this nightmare'

How the hell can someone fall asleep while having a tattoo? I found the pain bad enough to make my eyes water and I've only got a small tattoo :confused:

Vulpix
06-17-2009, 09:27 AM
This is the guy she is suing (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1193384/What-did-expect-Incredible-face-revealed-man-tattooed-girl-56-stars-asked-three.html):

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/06/17/article-1193384-055E4FE3000005DC-456_306x481.jpg

:laugh:

Treffie
06-17-2009, 09:41 AM
This is the guy she is suing (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1193384/What-did-expect-Incredible-face-revealed-man-tattooed-girl-56-stars-asked-three.html):

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/06/17/article-1193384-055E4FE3000005DC-456_306x481.jpg

:laugh:

Well, it's not as if he's got a lack of experience.:rolleyes:

HawkR
06-17-2009, 09:47 AM
Apperantly, blondes ain't the stupid ones:p

And there's now way she'll win the lawsuit as every tattooer and person who've been tattoed will tell how much pain there is in a tattoo. Mine hurt like hell when I took it, and there's more nerves in the face then on back.

Tabiti
06-17-2009, 09:49 AM
Felt asleep while tattooing? I've my shoulder tattooed and know perfectly all the feelings while the whole process. It's not so painful, but still you feel really uncomfortable. You must be very drunk or drugged not to feel anything and to fell asleep!

Phlegethon
06-17-2009, 10:18 AM
Just saw that tattooer on TV and he spoke English fluently in the interview. There is no way he could not have understood her, and of course before tattooing you get the outlines drawn on your face with a pen. At this point she would have had the chance to intervene.

Revenant
06-17-2009, 10:24 AM
It's obvious she's gone in, got it done and then afterwards decided she didn't like it so she made this BS up to get the money for removal.

Beorn
06-17-2009, 01:01 PM
How the hell can someone fall asleep while having a tattoo? I found the pain bad enough to make my eyes water and I've only got a small tattoo :confused:

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Felt asleep while tattooing? I've my shoulder tattooed and know perfectly all the feelings while the whole process. It's not so painful, but still you feel really uncomfortable. You must be very drunk or drugged not to feel anything and to fell asleep!


With that said (and I'm not justifying the girls experience here) I have had a tattoo and felt nothing. With concentration and relaxed breathing, you can transplant the pain into a different sensation. In my case it was colours and visions.

Mind you, it didn't help that the tattooist was a Swindon fan and I had managed to pick one of the only parlours in Guernsey which had an avid hater of Bristol City. :D

Eldritch
06-17-2009, 03:46 PM
This is the guy she is suing (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1193384/What-did-expect-Incredible-face-revealed-man-tattooed-girl-56-stars-asked-three.html):

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/06/17/article-1193384-055E4FE3000005DC-456_306x481.jpg

:laugh:

Okay, I've no problem with tastefully done tattoos or piercings, but I wouldn't want to even be in the same room with this creature. Or the same building. Or most preferably of all, in the same country. How can that idiot even eat?

As for other Romanians, I'm starting a petition to raise money for a water cannon to blow off those damn beggars off the streets of Helsinki, since the authorities have proven completely useless.

It's especially bad at the main railway station, where I see them every single day on my way to and from work. They especially like to hang out by where the Finnair express bus from the airport arrives. Just imagine some tourist getting off the bus, thinking, "whew, I can't wait to see what Helsinki is like", and what's the first thing he sees? A group of old Gypsy hags dressed in rags, shaking tattered McDonald's cup at him. :rolleyes: