Things you learnt the hard way with the opposite sex

[Sol Invictus]

For me I learned that unless you're visiting a prostitute, women don't like to be 'thanked' after sex. :(

[Vargtand]

Never pull out straight after... then you get slapped :P

[Birka]

Getting married is the biggest financial step you will ever take.

[Sol Invictus]

Getting married is the biggest financial mistake you will ever take.

^Is that what you meant?

[Spaniard_Truth]

I'm really unattractive.

[Rachel]

i learned how to kiss correctly after having kissing wrong for the first four years

[Atlas]

Hooked up with the libertine swinger type. It sucked at the time, I now love it.

[Æmeric]

For me I learned that unless you're visiting a prostitute, women don't like to be 'thanked' after sex. :(

Why would you thank a prostitute? Shouldn't she be thanking you for your patronage? It's not as if they are doing you a favor, it's just a matter of being able to pay the asking price.

[Rainraven]

i learned how to kiss correctly after having kissing wrong for the first four years

How do you kiss wrong? :confused:

[Rachel]

oh sweety you don't want to know :) but if you must i pretty much like sucked in his whole face i would open my mouth and like plant it on his pretty much taking both of his lips into my mouth... it was BAD KISSING ... really really bad

[Crose]

i learned how to kiss correctly after having kissing wrong for the first four years

I didn't know there was a wrong way to kiss.

forgot to add:
The biggest lesson learned was to not lose myself in the process.. or 'during the relationship'. When you stop living for yourself you stop being you.

[Rachel]

I didn't know there was a wrong way to kiss.

forgot to add:
The biggest lesson learned was to not lose myself in the process.. or 'during the relationship'. When you stop living for yourself you stop being you.

i so know that to be true ....

i also learned that men have can be emotional .. some times just as much as women

i also learned how to deal with a crying man i used to shy away from it because it scared the crap out of me but now i am okay with it when it happens

[Angantyr]

Women do not always tell the truth about their feelings. A very harsh lesson I learnt as a very trusting man. :(

[Brynhild]

Men with commitment issues - a prime example of this would be:

"Come here" "Go away" Are they honestly worth it? :(

[Svarog]

i also learned that men have can be emotional .. some times just as much as women

You would think so :(


Women do not always tell the truth about their feelings. A very harsh lesson I learnt as a very trusting man. :(

Man, I don't trust any girls anymore, it is that bad that if they'd say snow is white i'd think they lie.

[HawkR]

That some of you can be some real drama-queens thus ending an relationship with a little "ill-tempered" man who can't stand drama.

[Tabiti]

Some nowadays males have negative female traits...

[HawkR]

Some nowadays males have negative female traits...

Wish this hadn't been true, but it is. Damn...

[SuuT]

The alphabet method.

Foolproof.

[Lady L]

Besides the fact that many many men will tell you anything to get some, I've learned far worse things and more so from the same sex :rolleyes2:

[Allenson]

Women do not always tell the truth about their feelings. A very harsh lesson I learnt as a very trusting man. :(

I'll second this one.

I never want to go through that crap again. :stop

[Rachel]

lets see what else i have learned... men are more rational beings and women are more emotional muture....

[Sol Invictus]

-Can end a relationship with the snap of their finger
-They are cunning and smart enough to know exactly what to say or do to get under your skin.
-They know how to get what they want. And we're often powerless to resist.
-They bleed for days on end and never die, so they shouldn't be trusted.
-Are very much like hurricanes, they take your car, your house, and your cat like it was nothing at all.
-It's really, really hard to keep them in the kitchen when you're out.

[Atlas]

The thing you learn first as an adolescent is that it's YOU who hit on, go talk to women.

I've rarely been hit on by women. Only a few times, and strangely with two canadians and one american.

[Beorn]

I learnt that not all women are impressed with the "skills" you bring to the bedroom from porn films.


The thing you learn first as an adolescent is that it's YOU who hit on, go talk to women.

Not so in England. ;):D


I've rarely been hit on by women.

I'm hit upon by women all the time. Mostly because they say I'm the dark, handsome quiet type. :cool:

[Eldritch]

The alphabet method.

Foolproof.

Not always. Women are a lot more varied than men in that department. And to think of it, in most other areas as well.

One thing I've learned the hard way about women is that they often assume that men are psychic telepaths who can reads their minds, so they can then fulfill their every wish without actually vocally having to be asked to do so.

[Lady L]

One thing I've learned the hard way about women is that they often assume that men are psychic telepaths who can reads their minds, so they can then fulfill their every wish without actually vocally having to be asked to do so.


What!?!?! You mean ya'll aren't ........??? :D

What's the alphabet method btw ..? :confused:

[SuuT]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=alphabet+method

[Lady L]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=alphabet+method

:eek:

[Rainraven]

I think most things I've learnt from men women do too.. You just learn them quicker when it comes to matters of the heart. I guess the main one would be actions speak louder than words. Men will say one thing then turn around and do something completely different,

[lei.talk]

I learned how to kiss correctly
after having kissed wrong for the first four years.

Originally Posted by Rainraven
How do you kiss wrong? :confused:during that four years,
did he ever - once - complain? :swl

[HawkR]

Men will say one thing then turn around and do something completely different,

Like this:

"Yes hunny, I'm gonna wash the kitchen now." - 5 minutes later the sound of bombs and gunfiring can be heard from the TV.

?:p

[Lulletje Rozewater]

What!?!?! You mean ya'll aren't ........??? :D

What's the alphabet method btw ..? :confused:
AAAAHHHH when you meet her
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ when the job is done

I have never asked a woman out.
I behave like them,hint and they will ask you in a round about way.
Very few women like to be ignored,but plenty women are curious.
Women are the spice of life, handle them with care-----tenderness comes later :)

[Thorum]

Alcohol can ruin the best relationships...Took me decades to learn that.

[Frigga]

Men are not as expressive of what is hurting them as women are. So they will sit and stew in their anger long before we realize anything is wrong....

[Caismeachd]

Women are very fickle by nature. So you have to be extremely patient with them and not invest too much emotional energy into them.

If you care deeply about a woman you can't show it or express it. Better not to have a lot of emotional investment if you can help it. Keep your guard up and keep your distance.

Women don't think of sex as being a very personal or sacred thing to show love. They use it only to feel better about themselves in the moment most of the time.

Women do a lot of foolish/bad things in the moment to get a temporary ego boost.

Better not to take women too seriously and don't emotionally invest yourself unless it's truly worth it. (and it never really is, no matter all the I love you's or trust you develop. Women think in such a fickle way that you will burn yourself out trying to rationally care for them deeply).

[WinterIsComing]

Some people just like leading you on, and are a complete waste of time. :rolleyes2:

[Anusiya]

What I learned the hard way?

http://www.deer.com/content/modules/rhino.pages/files/uploads/deer/deer-hunting-info-at-your-fingertips/img-006.jpg

Common species of the European wild :D

[Sarmatian]

Men's wisdom #1
No woman can please a man as good as two ;)

Men's wisdom #2
No woman can screw a man's brain as bad as two :(

[Arbërori]

Feelings always evolve from one side, when you go physical.:(

[Wonder]

Don't have high expectations.

[Damião de Góis]

They might tell you good night normally one day and then break up with you the next day because of something ridiculous that happened the night before.

So yeah, they don't usually tell what is going on with their "feelings".

[Mago]

all women are nuts en la cabeza. It's funny when they want to hide something or don't want to admit guilt, they will start an argument with the guy so that the guy feels guilty. Works on some guys not all.

[Silent]

all women are nuts en la cabeza. It's funny when they want to hide something or don't want to admit guilt, they will start an argument with the guy so that the guy feels guilty. Works on some guys not all.
Hahah, I know what you mean.

[Arthas]

#1 lesson in life: Lower your standards.

This isn't from my (very limited) experience, it's a quote from my stepdad.

[Graus]

They expect you to prioritise their feelings over your own.