The Apricity Dating Service

[Electronic God-Man]

ill be your babe ;)

Haha. I'm down. I better get the clothes.


i am just a hop skip and jump away from you :) but yeah vespas are soooo cool

Maybe only a hop when I'm in Philly.

[Rachel]

philly eh... okay i am easy on the eyes at least i think so ;)

we just need the key ingredient... the vespa the old one of course!!

i don't have mine yet il be buying mine when i move to MD

[Lady L]

I didn't know I logged into a dating site ...damn

[Sol Invictus]

ill be your babe ;) i am just a hop skip and jump away from you :) but yeah vespas are soooo cool

He's mine. Back off.

[Thorum]

He's mine. Back off.

But VA, I thought you liked my Vespa most? :(

[Rainraven]

He's mine. Back off.

You mean I have to share you VA?! :eek:

But I thought you liked my cute ass most ;)

[Sol Invictus]

But I thought you liked my cute ass most ;)

Truth be told! I do. :D As much as I like Seuth, he lacks the right... Equipment.

[Rachel]

...lol sorry for turning it into a dating site was just being playful ;)

[Beorn]

But I thought you liked my cute ass most ;)

You mean to say that you have been showing your ass via MSN to VA and not us full blooded males at the Apricity?!?!

:twwp:

[Útrám]

Any furries here?

[Electronic God-Man]

Hahahahaha...I love that mine is the first post in this thread.

BTW, these Vespas cost a pretty penny. :cool:

[Rainraven]

One must be careful with cyber dating.. Let down your firewall without protection and you could end up with a virus ;)

On another note Wat, are you implying that VA is not a
full blooded male
:eek::p

[Vargtand]

TA Dating service? how long have I been gone???? :P Shall I make a profile or what...?

[Rainraven]

:twwp:

I've actually put on a bit of weight lately, hope you don't mind ;)

http://www.dorifun.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/fat_ass.jpg

[Beorn]

On another note Wat, are you implying that VA is not a :eek::p
full blooded male

He's of French descent. The only warm thing in his body is the cheap wine he drinks.


I've actually put on a bit of weight lately, hope you don't mind ;)

http://www.dorifun.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/fat_ass.jpg


:runs:

[Vargtand]

He's of French descent. The only warm thing in his body is the cheap wine he drinks.

On that we can agree! :P

[Osweo]

/quietly subscribes self to thread/

[Loddfafner]

Concerning Vespas, a local scooter merchant confided that they tend to break down so if you want one that works you'll have to settled for a brand that was not featured in Quadrophenia.

[Óttar]

Kind of hard to have the Apricity dating service when the men outnumber the ladies so much... It's kind of like a dating service for members of the Hitler Jugend. :D

[Vargtand]

Kind of hard to have the Apricity dating service when the men outnumber the ladies so much... It's kind of like a dating service for members of the Hitler Jugend. :D

Or your average run to the pub :P

[Beorn]

I've only signed up to this dating service because I want to laugh at the saddos who have signed up to get a date.

*browses local women*

[Lady L]

philly eh... okay i am easy on the eyes at least i think so ;)


You've said things like this before, and I have to wonder ...are you seeking forum attention..? It would also seem to me if you have to brag about yourself on the internet, you must not get much attention in real life. :confused:



...lol sorry for turning it into a dating site was just being playful ;)

Nothing wrong with being playful dear, but....this approach you are taking to it is rather annoying. And, I'm not the only one who thinks so. ;)

Just being without my filter here ya know ...:wink

[Electronic God-Man]

oh boy...now the "fun" begins. :D

[Aemma]

Concerning Vespas, a local scooter merchant confided that they tend to break down so if you want one that works you'll have to settled for a brand that was not featured in Quadrophenia.

Ok how about a Lambretti? Better? :D

[Vargtand]

So umm... I'm into moonlight walks at the beach and umm... :P

[Lady L]

oh boy...now the "fun" begins. :D

Well first it was the alphabet method and now this! :p I've had a stressful day OK!!! :D

[Osweo]

Well first it was the alphabet method

Lei.talk's cunnilingus instruction video?


Oh and Vargy... :eyes: I've always enjoyed a moonlight walk... :wink

and 'umm'... :p

[Electronic God-Man]

Well first it was the alphabet method and now this! :p I've had a stressful day OK!!! :D

From what I'm told there's nothing stressful about the "alphabet method" at all.

[Beorn]

From what I'm told there's nothing stressful about the "alphabet method" at all.

That depends on whether you're the one reciting it or "listening" to it.

The last time I recited the alphabet, it felt as if my tongue and jaw was going to drop off. It didn't help that she was Latvian :D

[Lady L]

Lei.talk's cunnilingus instruction video?


There's a video ..!?!?!!! :D SuuT put up a link to a description ...:D


From what I'm told there's nothing stressful about the "alphabet method" at all.

It's stressful when you've never heard of it and your husband is at work! :D

[Aemma]

Lei.talk's cunnilingus instruction video?


Oh and Vargy... :eyes: I've always enjoyed a moonlight walk... :wink

and 'umm'... :p

lei.talk's?????? :eek:

[Cato]

Where do I sign up? The life of a bachelor ill suits a fine fellow like me. :D

[Svarog]

I posted this on some forum already, this is the extended version cause i am double as desperate

Me: Stupid and violent, a beater, a heavy alcoholic, poor (last time I checked I had 20 DM on my account), rather tall so I can wear homemade clothes only, eating much, sleeping much, lazy (of cause girl must work to buy me beer and pay my bills), I want at least ten years younger girl (over 20 under 70 please), she has to be prettier than me, much prettier (not very hard) so I can take her everywhere and show to my friends and also speak when spoken, when I watch football she have to bring and open a new beer just before I am finished with the one I already had, she doesn't need to be white it will only increase my pleasure during the regular beatings, she need to have longer hair than me, she is not allowed to sleep around with my friends (only with the best ones).

Anyone?

[Rachel]

I posted this on some forum already, this is the extended version cause i am double as desperate

Me: Stupid and violent, a beater, a heavy alcoholic, poor (last time I checked I had 20 DM on my account), rather tall so I can wear homemade clothes only, eating much, sleeping much, lazy (of cause girl must work to buy me beer and pay my bills), I want at least ten years younger girl (over 20 under 70 please), she has to be prettier than me, much prettier (not very hard) so I can take her everywhere and show to my friends and also speak when spoken, when I watch football she have to bring and open a new beer just before I am finished with the one I already had, she doesn't need to be white it will only increase my pleasure during the regular beatings, she need to have longer hair than me, she is not allowed to sleep around with my friends (only with the best ones).

Anyone?
i think ill pass but thank you for the option ;)

[Turkophagos]

Maniot the Greek lover seeks for female company:

http://accordionguy.blogware.com/Photos/2005/02/hairy_beach_dude_for_jesus.jpg


Anyone?

[Rachel]

Maniot the Greek lover seeks for female company:

http://accordionguy.blogware.com/Photos/2005/02/hairy_beach_dude_for_jesus.jpg


Anyone?

sorry the cross scares me :(

[Cato]

Maniot the Greek lover seeks for female company:

http://accordionguy.blogware.com/Photos/2005/02/hairy_beach_dude_for_jesus.jpg


Anyone?

Mario or Luigi?

[Sally]

sorry the cross scares me :(

Yeah, I've never seen one that big. Around the neck, in any case. :eek:

[Phlegethon]

He is holier than thou.

http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/products/a1190/a1190_bm.gif

[Aemma]

He is holier than thou.

Yes, he just might impale himself with that thing which would render him even holier. ;)

[Phlegethon]

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[Smaland]

I posted this on some forum already, this is the extended version cause i am double as desperate

Me: Stupid and violent, a beater, a heavy alcoholic, poor (last time I checked I had 20 DM on my account), rather tall so I can wear homemade clothes only, eating much, sleeping much, lazy (of cause girl must work to buy me beer and pay my bills), I want at least ten years younger girl (over 20 under 70 please), she has to be prettier than me, much prettier (not very hard) so I can take her everywhere and show to my friends and also speak when spoken, when I watch football she have to bring and open a new beer just before I am finished with the one I already had, she doesn't need to be white it will only increase my pleasure during the regular beatings, she need to have longer hair than me, she is not allowed to sleep around with my friends (only with the best ones).

Anyone?

:D

[Cato]

bHq12lIYJME

LMAO! I remember those skits from Mad TV. :p

[Fortis in Arduis]

Hi there!

Kindly naff off! :)

[Heimmacht]

OMG! Apricity orgies!?? :confused: :eek: *runs like hell!*

[Electronic God-Man]

OMG! Apricity orgies!?? :confused: :eek: *runs like hell!*

Hey! As the "starter" (didn't actually start this..) of this thread I am the leader of this orgy!

It's invitation only. :)

[Phlegethon]

http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/products/a565/a565_bm.gif

[Sally]

Please don't utter the word orgy...it brings to mind the worst movie ever made. ;)

http://i33.tinypic.com/iz48rp.jpg

[Phlegethon]

http://www.ghostofthemovie.de/wp-content/gallery/exploitation-arts/last_orgy_of_the_third_reich_poster_01.jpg

http://home.datacomm.ch/mpaa4/images/Gestapos%20Last%20Orgy%20DVD%20Cover.JPG

http://cm1.theinsider.com/media/0/63/47/max-mosley-nazi-orgy.0.0.0x0.315x346.jpeg

[Osweo]

http://accordionguy.blogware.com/Photos/2005/02/hairy_beach_dude_for_jesus.jpg
I love this guy! :D

What's his story, though? Somebody here must know. Is he perhaps the leader of some guild or club with a religious aspect, wearing its badge of office? There must be a rational explanation for it.

[Guapo]

Montenegrin gangster. I think the cross is bulletproof.

[Osweo]

Montenegrin gangster.
You're joking!?
You're saying it in a jokey way, but it does seem that there's a kernel of fact in it, yes? :eek::D

I think the cross is bulletproof.
The SAS, Mossad, Chingis Khan and the Waffen SS combined would have a hard time getting through that one! :p

[Phlegethon]

I think the thing around his neck is not a crucifix but an anchor.

[Guapo]

You're joking!?
You're saying it in a jokey way, but it does seem that there's a kernel of fact in it, yes? :eek::D

The SAS, Mossad, Chingis Khan and the Waffen SS combined would have a hard time getting through that one! :p

Kind of joking :D I'm pretty sure the pic was taken in Belgrade(Greater Montenegro) :D The Mossad would melt at it's sight.

[Absinthe]

http://accordionguy.blogware.com/Photos/2005/02/hairy_beach_dude_for_jesus.jpg
I love this guy! :D

What's his story, though? Somebody here must know.

It is a Greek Orthodox tradition that every year in the 6th of January, the day of Epiphany (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Epiphany_(holiday)), the Greek priests will throw a big cross into the water in order to bless it, and the most faithful are supposed to jump into the water and retrieve it.
The one who catches it is the one who's faith is stronger than the rest.

Apparently, this guy prevailed. :lightbul::D

[Osweo]

It is a Greek Orthodox tradition that every year in the 6th of January, the day of Epiphany (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Epiphany_(holiday)), the Greek priests will throw a big cross into the water in order to bless it, and the most faithful are supposed to jump into the water and retrieve it.
The one who catches it is the one who's faith is stronger than the rest.
Euxaristo! Many thanks, even if you did kind of ruin my fantasy that he goes every day to the beach wearing it... :tongue


Apparently, this guy prevailed. :lightbul::D
Clearly one of God's elect. :D

Come to think of it, though, there's no major reason to dismiss the possibility that Ioann Xrysostom or St Nikolaos might physically have resembled this fellow. A sobering thought... :thumb001:

Or even Leonidas or Odysseus!!! :eek:

[Absinthe]

Or even Leonidas or Odysseus!!! :eek:

Is this the part where you photoshop this guy's head to the "300" poster? :D

[Osweo]

Is this the part where you photoshop this guy's head to the "300" poster? :D

:D Nah. The belly.

And the other furry bits. (I don't want to name them! :tongue)

If I was Xerxes, though, this man's 'faith' would certainly give me second thoughts about crossing the Bosphorus.




Should I do it? :D A little bit too predictable... And half the fun of them is the surprise, anyway. :thumb001:

[Frigga]

Kind of hard to have the Apricity dating service when the men outnumber the ladies so much... It's kind of like a dating service for members of the Hitler Jugend. :D

Well, us ladies of the Apricity will just have a nicely stocked harem of men then won't we! ;) Why should it be just the men who get to have a large entourage of fawning members of the opposite sex to cater to their every whim? :dev It's time for a change that I can believe in, so: chop chop! Let us women see you kneel at our feet!

:worship:

[Svarog]

Let us women see you kneel at our feet!

:worship:

I like that! :D

[Atlas]

I don't believe anymore in "e-girlfriends". You can't even touch them.

[Germanicus]

Ok how about a Lambretti? Better? :D

Or possibly a Lambretta? :coffee: :)

[Germanicus]

I don't believe anymore in "e-girlfriends". You can't even touch them.

I beg to differ. :coffee:

[Atlas]

Good.

[anonymaus]

I don't believe anymore in "e-girlfriends". You can't even touch them.


I beg to differ. :coffee:

http://www.homemade-sex-toys.com/case/img/case_18.jpg

[Aemma]

Or possibly a Lambretta? :coffee: :)

:D Doesn't this come from another thread altogether?? LOL

I think Lodd had corrected me on this one already though. :P

But anyway for the record, it's a Vespa that I want, damnit!!! :D