Classify Apeish Looking English Guy

[Apina]

There is something very primitive about him. How do you classify him?

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/481828/JOEY-ESSEX.jpg
http://www.mrpaparazzi.com/image/71beac4d-b/Joey-Essex-has-second-brush-with-the-law-as-police-called-to-break-up-party.jpg
http://www.bigbang.co.uk/uploads/1325848535-Joey%20Essex%20%20-%20%20Close%20up.jpg
http://www.mybliss.co.uk/image/image_gallery?uuid=c6c4be50-1b8d-4903-bc13-cf90ff167090&groupId=13020&t=1316682774182
http://news.musto.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/Joey-Essex-The-Only-Way-is-Essex-TOWIE-with-Musto-clothing-at-T4-on-the-Beach.jpg
http://www.mrpaparazzi.com/image/48549be5-9/Joey-Essex-visits-cosmetic-surgery-clinic.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v85/harry64/september17/vlcsnap-2012-01-30-21h10m37s245.jpg

[Siegfried]

Paleo-Atlantid with Nord Atlantid/Nordid influences.

It's the archaic CM input that makes him look a bit more like a monkey.

[leisitox]

Paleo-atlantid+North-Atlantid, agreed with Siegfried :)

[Iron Cutter]

Looks something like Mark Whalberg or that UFC fight Forrest Griffin.

[Neanderthal]

Paleo-Atlantid + Keltic Nordid.

[Iron Cutter]

Despite having 'primitive' features, there's something boyish or paedomorphic about him too. Probably the result of being muttish. He looks 'harmonious' though--if that's a euphamism for attractive.

[Ugo Tognazzi]

essentially Cro Magnid/Faelid with minor Atlantid influences

similar type to critic Mark Kermode
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_N0TSGcQUzgU/Sd4i-RAWX_I/AAAAAAAAA1M/1uI5faa7t6k/s1600/kermode.jpg

[British-Wolf]

if you want to see apish, look at Ian Brown

[Gospodine]

No, look at Wanderlei Silva.
http://www.theapricity.com/forum/showthread.php?t=54236

[Davy Jones's Locker]

Brunn + Atlantid.

[Iron Cutter]

Maybe it's the tan, but I think this guy looks kind of pan-european. Something like a robust Justin Beiber. Third pic especially gives off wog vibes.

[JeanBaMac]

Mostly Brünn/CM. Nothing "woggish".

[CUNextWednesday]

Faelid, Paleo-Atlantid, Brunn or a mix?

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/11/25/article-2513250-19A2B5E000000578-374_634x857.jpg

http://cdn.itv.com/uploads/editor/medium_uT6mNjYEm_a6fcixgSFJJX4YtMM_CWu5b_X9gKJZmLM .jpg

http://thetalentzone.co.uk/images/uk/realitytvspy/joeyessex.JPG

http://www.femalewardrobemalfunctions.com/images/60462-joey-essex.jpg

http://img.thesun.co.uk/aidemitlum/archive/01437/joey-essex_1437317a.jpg