Have you or would you celebrate your first fart?

[Kazimiera]

When the husband and I were dating we were discussing farting, and confessed that both of us at one point or another has nearly exploded because we didn't want to let rip.

We decided that farting in each other's company was an important milestone in our relationship and a hurdle which needed to be overcome.

So we bought a bottle of champagne and tucked into some onion soup. When the moment arrived (me first and him a few moments later) we popped the cork (pun intended)!

We have not looked back since!

[PetiteParisienne]

That's too funny.

[Kazimiera]

I really think it was a turning point in our relationship. Knowing that you can fart to your heart's content at any volume or strength of aroma and your partner will love you just as much as had you held it in (and popped on the inside). For me it was a journey of trust. Is he still going to love me if I let rip? You do it, and he still loves you! That is worth a celebration!

Bring on the champagne!

[Pallantides]

Farts don't embarrass me, it's natural and I like women who fart.:D

[Kazimiera]

My late husband said that he had a girlfriend at one stage who said she never ever under any circumstances farts. Not ever! According to her she had never made a single fart in her entire life because she was a real lady.

[Siberian Cold Breeze]

Scientific approach :D

RHcDP_Yew-g

[Kazimiera]

My question is this: people that don't celebrate these sort of things. How do you incorporate farting into a relationship? It's going to happen, just a matter of time. Do you pull a funny face and go "Eeew!" and make the other person feel more self-conscious. Do you say "Yuck!" when it happens.

Does it turn into a taboo subject?

[SilverKnight]

Not really but I think it's hot :D

[Siberian Cold Breeze]

I won't do funny face or say eww but i m sure I would laugh as hell ..sure ..

[arcticwolf]

When the husband and I were dating we were discussing farting, and confessed that both of us at one point or another has nearly exploded because we didn't want to let rip.

We decided that farting in each other's company was an important milestone in our relationship and a hurdle which needed to be overcome.

So we bought a bottle of champagne and tucked into some onion soup. When the moment arrived (me first and him a few moments later) we popped the cork (pun intended)!

We have not looked back since!

:laugh:

I've known one "lady" that could let it rip with the best of men! :D

Well as long as it a fart and not a shart I guess it's alright. :p

[Kazimiera]

Not really but I think it's hot :D

Tell me more.... ;)

[arcticwolf]

Not really but I think it's hot :D

:rolleyes:

[PetiteParisienne]

It's neither here nor there for us. Being a nurse has pretty much jaded me to anything body-related. It's nearly impossible to gross me out.

[Kazimiera]

It's neither here nor there for us. Being a nurse has pretty much jaded me to anything body-related. It's nearly impossible to gross me out.

Likewise! But I do like to take part in the festivities if the opportunity presents itself!

[Partizan]

No,I have never farted(and would never fart) in next of my girlfriend(s).

When I felt/would feel a strong stomachache which urges me to fart,I'd say/I used to say that I need to go to WC :)

[Kazimiera]

No,I have never farted(and would never fart) in next of my girlfriend(s).

When I felt/would feel a strong stomachache which urges me to fart,I'd say/I used to say that I need to go to WC :)

What a polite gentleman you are!

[Γέλως]

This thread smells like a shit.

[Kazimiera]

This thread smells like a shit.

We're not discussing dropping turds here. We are discussing the satisfaction of being able to fart in front of loved one.

[Dacul]

I highly dislike women who fart.Sure they can fart while they are in toilet/wc.
If I see a beautiful woman farting she is not anymore beautiful in my eyes.
At romanians is considered that if you fart while you are eating or drinking you are rude and you are highly criticized for that.

[Kazimiera]

I highly dislike women who fart.If I see a beautiful woman farting she is not anymore beautiful in my eyes.
At romanians is considered that if you fart while you are eating or drinking you are rude and you are highly criticized for that.

I grew up in family or farters who would often let rip at the dinner table, or during dessert. No big thing. My husband came to the right family and he doesn't need to be shy.

[Dacul]

I grew up in family or farters who would often let rip at the dinner table, or during dessert. No big thing. My husband came to the right family and he doesn't need to be shy.

Well I do not know how is the popular custom at poles,at germans I heard is not considered impolite to fart while you eating,is considered healthy.

[Sunphq]

We're not discussing dropping turds here. We are discussing the satisfaction of being able to fart in front of loved one.

If you really loved someone you wouldn't want to subject that person to the stench of your flatulence. :....

[Sultan Suleiman]

Farting wasn't a problem in most of my relationships.

[arcticwolf]

Well I do not know how is the popular custom at poles,at germans I heard is not considered impolite to fart while you eating,is considered healthy.

I can only speak for the Poles, that's not true. Farting while eating is considered rude, and if you did that at the table you would hear an earful.

[Balmung]

Sigur said its kind of hot? I think i'm going to be sick :lol:

[Mraz]

Nope, I would run away :D
For me it's a matter of respect, I don't do it when people are around me
so I expect others to avoid this behavior too.

[Γέλως]

If you want brand new farts with Greek finesse in your living room just give me a call. It would be a pleasure to rip a few farts in your home.

Yours truly

[arcticwolf]

Sigur said its kind of hot? I think i'm going to be sick :lol:

Those voodoo Caribbeans are really strange folk! :laugh:

[Talvi]

I think me and my bf have been farting together from the very beginning.
Or at least I have.

And since I dont have and never have had a sense of smell, I dont understand the disgustingness of farts (makes him happy, too).

[Sultan Suleiman]

Those voodoo Caribbeans are really strange folk! :laugh:

Say it after you tried Dominican "wind magic" first hand.

[arcticwolf]

Say it after you tried Dominican "wind magic" first hand.

Thanks but no thanks! Never even seen a Dominican IRL. I'm not really that fond of diversity, and don't need it to be happy. :laugh:

[Sultan Suleiman]

Thanks but no thanks! Never even seen a Dominican IRL. I'm not really that fond of diversity, and don't need it to be happy. :laugh:

You don't know what you are missing :thumb001:

[arcticwolf]

You don't know what you are missing :thumb001:

This is the only instance that I agree with this saying "ignorance is a bliss" :D

[SilverKnight]

Tell me more.... ;)

It might be gross to some, but the only fart ill ever want to receive in my face is that of my partner's , inhaling the smell that goes in you in heavenly and very sexual in some kind of way. ;)

[Siberian Cold Breeze]

Are we going to fill the baloons too ?

[SilverKnight]

Are we going to fill the baloons too ?

Make sure when you do pop it right in my face ;)

[SilverKnight]

Say it after you tried Dominican "wind magic" first hand.
:picard1: x 10,000,000
Dominicans don't do voodoo silly , Haitians next to us do, we're Christian nation and it's a taboo to do so, we even have the Bible in our flag

Funny tho :loco::laugh:

[Balmung]

All this talk about farting, now i have to shit. Sigur you're more than welcome to sniff my farts through the door. How soon do you think you can get here?

[SilverKnight]

All this talk about farting, now i have to shit. Sigur you're more than welcome to sniff my farts through the door. How soon do you think you can get here?

I feel appreciative of you adding my quotes as your signature :)

eww no dude, I said farts from my partner, only girls no dudes.. xD Maybe you should ask someone else to do that like the avatar in the photo who is she?

[Balmung]

I feel appreciative of you adding my quotes as your signature :)

You should be, seriously its the most hilarious thing i've read for a while, thank you.


eww no dude, I said farts from my partner, only girls no dudes.. xD Maybe you should ask somewhere else to do that like the girl in the photo who is she?

So, you're trying to say my farts aren't good enough?

Fart sex isn't really our thing.

[SilverKnight]

You should be, seriously its the most hilarious thing i've read for a while, thank you.



So, you're trying to say my farts aren't good enough?

Fart sex isn't really our thing.

You're welcome.


You should try it dude maybe you'll both like it who knows. I think is gross tho if someone else other then her does it ^^

[Balmung]

You're welcome.


You should try it dude maybe you'll both like it who knows.

I'm afraid it would destroy my entire understanding of the world. I am under the impression that women do not fart, and i refuse to believe otherwise!

REFUSE!

[SilverKnight]

I'm afraid it would destroy my entire understanding of the world. I am under the impression that women do not fart, and i refuse to believe otherwise!

REFUSE!

You're not alone :D

But then again the ones I don't mind much are hers, I don't know, I guess I see hers as 'perfume' then undesirable xD the same with others chicks before.

[Kazimiera]

It might be gross to some, but the only fart ill ever want to receive in my face is that of my partner's , inhaling the smell that goes in you in heavenly and very sexual in some kind of way. ;)

http://24con.infonews.com/files/image/63/63861/4cf817081dfe9.png

This has a name. It is called "eproctophilia". Read more about it here:
http://drmarkgriffiths.wordpress.com/2012/05/11/farting-company-the-strange-world-of-eproctophilia/

Just in case anyone thinks either my husband or I get turned on by it, we are not. We are just really comfortable with each other's bodies and it's natural functions.

My grandmother was a farter of note. She'd stand in front of the stove cooking and when she thought no-one was looking she'd let rip. And she had this leg motion that went along with it, much like kick-starting a bike.

I like that I can fart in front of my husband. I don't deliberately go out of my way to fart in front of him, but I also don't go out of my way not to. The same goes for him.

I'd never dutch oven him and I would hate it if he did it to me.

[arcticwolf]

So let me ask the follow up question. Have you ladies let one slip when your man was going down on you? :laugh:

Man, has this happened to you?

Sigur we all know it did happen to you many times and it was no slip, so answer if you feel like it. :laugh:

[Kazimiera]

So let me ask the follow up question. Have you ladies let one slip when your man was going down on you? :laugh:

Luckily not! Although if my man was like Sigur I wouldn't deprive him of his pleasure. :D

[Absinthe]

We decided that farting in each other's company was an important milestone in our relationship and a hurdle which needed to be overcome.

You guys, the rest of you finding the idea of your love partner farting in your presence to be disgusting, may I guess that you haven't been in a long-term relationship (cohabitation included) right? :p

Funny (and disgusting) as it may sound, it is an important milestone in the relationship.

So is pissing with the bathroom door open (maybe with the other half brushing his/her teeth next to you).

So is eating like a pig when you're watching a movie and getting tomato sauce all over your clothes.

So is walking around in your granny undies when you have a period (or him walking around in his favorite t-shirt with holes in it and a ridiculous stamp that makes sense to him only).

....
and various other little things which may sound ridiculously mundane, or even disgusting, but if you have ever been bonding with someone, you know they make all the difference in the world :)

[Supreme American]

Farts are worth celebrating, up there with belches.

[Kazimiera]

You guys, the rest of you finding the idea of your love partner farting in your presence to be disgusting, may I guess that you haven't been in a long-term relationship (cohabitation included) right? :p

Funny (and disgusting) as it may sound, it is an important milestone in the relationship.

So is pissing with the bathroom door open (maybe with the other half brushing his/her teeth next to you).

So is eating like a pig when you're watching a movie and getting tomato sauce all over your clothes.

So is walking around in your granny undies when you have a period (or him walking around in his favorite t-shirt with holes in it and a ridiculous stamp that makes sense to him only).

....
and various other little things which may sound ridiculously mundane, or even disgusting, but if you have ever been bonding with someone, you know they make all the difference in the world :)

BRAVO!!!

**standing ovation**

And you know you love someone, and they love you, when you can tell them that they have a booger hanging out their nose and them being grateful for the observation.

[arcticwolf]

Wow. So much to look forward to! Whiffing and savoring! You ladies have opened my eyes to real beauty. So much I do know about life! Thank you! :laugh:

[Kazimiera]

Wow. So much to look forward to! Whiffing and savoring! You ladies have opened my eyes to real beauty. So much I do know about life! Thank you! :laugh:

We have only given you the whiff.

Sigur will teach you how to savour and appreciate the beauty. ;)

[arcticwolf]

We have only given you the whiff.

Sigur will teach you how to savour and appreciate the beauty. ;)

Thanks but no thanks! Sigur is a sick puppy. :p For all I know he could be one of those:

In a sexual context, scatology refers to the romanticism of fecal matter, whether in passing admiration, the use of feces in various sexual acts, or simply the act of seeing it. Entire subcultures in sexuality are devoted to this fetish.

I hate to reject your suggestion. But thanks for the education none the less!

:laugh:

[Kazimiera]

Thanks but no thanks! Sigur is a sick puppy. :p For all I know he could be one of those:

In a sexual context, scatology refers to the romanticism of fecal matter, whether in passing admiration, the use of feces in various sexual acts, or simply the act of seeing it. Entire subcultures in sexuality are devoted to this fetish.

I hate to reject your suggestion. But thanks for the education none the less!

:laugh:

No, no! We aren't talking about scat. That is in a league of it's own which does not form part of our discussion here. Ours here focuses and flatulence without solids.

The pursuits of scatology will probably found in Mary's threads.

[Virtuous]

Farts don't embarrass me, it's natural and I like women who fart.:D

You and your big booty fetish :lol:

[Pallantides]

You and your big booty fetish :lol:

big farting booty:naughty2:

[CelticViking]

On the first few dates it might be weird but after 30 dates or what ever you pick for Intimacy time, it doesn't get weird. It has never bothered me. All my friends and family do farts. If we are at the table, we say "Excuse Me "if we think it might be smelly or loud and leave the table to go to the bathroom but apart from that, if it happens than it happens. At BBQ, lots of people fart, it is almost a farting party. It is not super funny in my opinion unless every thing is quite and we are watching a movie. It can be awkward whilst out in public dates so we didn't do it but at home, we did it all the time. The funniest fart was maybe when we were watching the Titanic, it was really romantic but I farted. We don't fart in the bath, shower, table or in public places. Toilet humour is mainly a British thing that has travelled to USA,Canada,South America, South Africa, Australia and New Zealand. We grew up with it so it isn't offensive. It is normally the Africans,Arabs,Indians and Asians that find it offensive when you accidentally fart in public but they can't tell me what is yuck because they act more gross. It doesn't embarrass me when I fart, but if It is the first time being around someone, I might apologize. I'm the queen of farting like almost all New Zealand women, maybe it is all the meat that we eat or the milk that we drink. I don't know but it is natural and holding in farts might be bad for you. If no one is eating and you need to fart just let it rip and if they don't like you, don't give up just find someone else. It is a small thing and shouldn't be made into a big deal breaker.

[Comte Arnau]

I don't care about farting except when at the table or if it's right on my face. (That is, unless consented.)

[Absinthe]

Wow. So much to look forward to! Whiffing and savoring! You ladies have opened my eyes to real beauty. So much I do know about life! Thank you! :laugh:
You're making it sound like Japanese fart porn or something :D Come on, you are reading way too much into it! :p

It's not some kind of fetish or pleasure, in fact it is quite the opposite; it is such a simple, insignificant, mundane thing, that becomes significant in this case only because it is part of a set of behaviours that indicate that you and your partner start to feel comfortable around each other and can just "be yourselves". :)

You know, when you start dating someone, everything is supposed to be perfect... You pick her up, she is all dolled up, she smells nice (and so do you), you go somewhere and have dinner and a movie, you hold hands, you kiss.... and once in a while, you go away for the weekend together, and she will only wear her fancy lingerie (that she bought one day before the trip just for you), you will try to be a gentleman and open the shower, let the water flow, at the time you go for number 2 in the toilet, because you don't want her to hear anything, then ventilate the bathroom before you go out, etc :D

Now that is all very nice and it is part of the dating procedure and the initialization of sexual attraction. But it's not real. Why?

Because, unless you're Dexter or the character in American Psycho, you can't be squeaky clean, polished, perfect and act gentlemanly all the time. You will let out a fart every accidentally, it's perfectly normal. You might burp accidentally in her presence as well.

And unless she's a character in Desperate Housewives, she can't wear stilettos and lingerie all the time. She's human too, she will let her legs unshaven for 2 days once in a while, she will accidentally let out a fart in front of you as well, she will look like a mess sometimes when she wakes up, etc.

The whole point of this thread is the timing when the "perfect" bubble bursts :)

If it happens too soon, i.e. you're on the first dates, still getting to know each other, and the woman lets out a fart or does something "un-lady like" or if the man does something piggish enough, it might just ruin the whole thing and there will not be a next date.

But when it happens at some point, that both people will burst into laughter and joke about it, hug each other and go on with what they were doing because it's no big deal, then it definitely means that your relationship, from the stage of sexual attraction, is going to the next level: intimacy :thumbs

[rhiannon]

When hubs and I were just starting to date, we used to hang out at his house a lot (his kids were pretty young at this time) and we'd be sitting around bullshitting, when next thing I know, he'd *step out* for a moment...say about 15 seconds or so....and then he'd come back in and we'd continue our talking.

It got so hilarious because I knew exactly what he was doing:p After about his 5th or 6th time, I said 'Oh for God's sake would you just FART already!!

At that moment, he knew I was the girl for him:D

I grew up with several brothers, while I was the only girl. My brothers and father together could become quite obnoxious with their fart contests. Needless to say, I think farts are hilarious, and my hubs and I have a very healthy farting relationship:) We engage in our own contests....he wins by sheer number....but mine are certifiably rotten when they are at their worst lol.

Couldn't have it any other way!

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[Óttar]

Babe, if you're good enough to fuck with me, you don't have to wait. You can let it rip anytime. :cool:


...or if it's right on my face. (That is, unless consented.)

:lmao :rofl_002: :thumb001:

[rhiannon]

I grew up in family or farters who would often let rip at the dinner table, or during dessert. No big thing. My husband came to the right family and he doesn't need to be shy.

You are my soulmate lol. We had the same family of farters...including my mom and myself:D

[Absinthe]

Here's another way to explain it:

your partner calls you up and says s/he's had food poisoning (with all the accompanying symptoms) and feels lousy and terrible....

What do you think?

a. Eeeeeewwwwwwww! I'd rather stay away for a few days until this shit (literally :p) is over.

b. Oh my goodness, my poor baby... I better rush and go make him/her some comfort food or something.

In the b. case, you've already entered the intimate phase of your relationship, you're not just fuck buddies anymore :)

[rhiannon]

:laugh:

I've known one "lady" that could let it rip with the best of men! :D

Well as long as it a fart and not a shart I guess it's alright. :p

Shart=SFS Failure.

SFS=Shit Fart Separator:D

[Óttar]

Here's another way to explain it:

your partner calls you up and says s/he's had food poisoning (with all the accompanying symptoms) and feels lousy and terrible....

What do you think?

a. Eeeeeewwwwwwww! I'd rather stay away for a few days until this shit (literally :p) is over.

b. Oh my goodness, my poor baby... I better rush and go make him/her some comfort food or something.

In the b. case, you've already entered the intimate phase of your relationship, you're not just fuck buddies anymore :)

B.

But it ultimately depends on what she wants. She probably wouldn't want me to be around her while she's in such a state.

[Absinthe]

B.

But it ultimately depends on what she wants. She probably wouldn't want me to be around her while she's in such a state.
I would. :) There's nothing more comforting that having your significant other take care of you when you are ill. It is something I really appreciate (and would do the same for him at all times). :)

[Comte Arnau]

Ladies, I'll think it twice before inviting you all to a heavy meal. :D

[Leliana]

I was brought up in the manner that people shouldn't fart in the presence of other people. I don't do it and my parents or relatives don't do it either. If the 'gut wind' is very pressing I just leave the room and beg for excuse if other people are around. The toilet is a good place to go because you can open the window. :p

My family isn't stuffy at all but some basic rules of etiquette shall be reminded and followed. :rolleyes: Farting in presence of others is bad manners. Farting in bed when the partner is around is a pure no-go!

[Contra Mundum]

I had a feeling all the liberals, lefties and multis were hanging out in here.

[Tony]

Shame on u Kazimiera :picard2:

Well I have the fortune to fart very rarely since maybe I don't eat fartin' food while my gf aehm aehm...
We reached a compromise, she promised not to fart when I'm closed to them while I promised not to burp (a thing I do A LOT) when she's closed to me.

I don't think one is allowed to do anythin' even when you're enaged long since, it's a kind of freedom I don't like, it push away romanticism.

I grew up in family or farters who would often let rip at the dinner table, or during dessert.
popopo ppooo ppopo
I'm tryin' to figure out the symphony of this orchestra :D
:picard1:


It might be gross to some, but the only fart ill ever want to receive in my face is that of my partner's , inhaling the smell that goes in you in heavenly and very sexual in some kind of way. ;)
I'm having the pervertion to become your gay partner for a second, just to fart in yo face and hearin' u tellin' me "mmm what a good fart" :D

Hey u know guys there are 3 kinds of farts :eek:?Alfonso, Pasquale and RobertoBracco; unfortunately only Spaniards will be able to understand the lesson but I post it nonetheless

_5qJNPEaGr4

[Leliana]

I had a feeling all the liberals, lefties and multis were hanging out in here.
That's why I came for the rescue of the thread and for the rescue of the honor of females. ;)

[ficuscarica]

Well, I think it´s disgusting to just fart around. But if your partner is around you all the time it will be hard not to fart at all.
When I have male friends around it isn´t a big thing to fart ofc, but with a female it´s strange.

[Kazimiera]

Well, I think it´s disgusting to just fart around. But if your partner is around you all the time it will be hard not to fart at all.
When I have male friends around it isn´t a big thing to fart ofc, but with a female it´s strange.

I don't fart around anyone other than my family. I'm very conscious of that.

[Absinthe]

I had a feeling all the liberals, lefties and multis were hanging out in here.

What on earth does this thread have to do with politics? :confused: :picard1:


That's why I came for the rescue of the thread and for the rescue of the honor of females. ;)

Leliana, I am sure you have misunderstood the point of the thread here. We're not talking about going around farting in other people's presence for fun.

We are taking about cohabitation between two lovers. Assuming you share the same roof with your significant other for the rest of your life, would you make up excuses your whole life, to go to the bathroom and do something that is part of the natural human processes? Would you think that you can keep your bodily function hidden from someone that you share not just a house, but your life (and hence your most intimate moments, good and bad), with? :)

That's what the marriage vows are about, "for better or for worse". I guess the "worse" part includes farting as well. :)

[Contra Mundum]

What on earth does this thread have to do with politics? :confused: :picard1:


People on the Left tend to be crude.

[Absinthe]

People on the Left tend to be crude.
Seriously? The majority of really crude and "in your face" people I've met in my life are from the far right.

People on the left, on the other hand, tend to adopt a pretentious seriousness and a pseudo-intellectual and elitist attitude in everything they do.

In any case, this stereotype of yours is bullshit, unless by "people in the left" you mean some 60s hippie commune where everybody walks around naked and eats from the floor while shitting and fucking at the same time. But I think these doesn't exist anymore :)

And for the record, neither me nor Kazimiera belong to the so-called "Left" (whatever that means).

[Contra Mundum]

Seriously? The majority of really crude and "in your face" people I've met in my life are from the far right.

People on the left, on the other hand, tend to adopt a pretentious seriousness and a pseudo-intellectual and elitist attitude in everything they do.

In any case, this stereotype of yours is bullshit, unless by "people in the left" you mean some 60s hippie commune where everybody walks around naked and eats from the floor while shitting and fucking at the same time. But I think these doesn't exist anymore :)

And for the record, neither me nor Kazimiera belong to the so-called "Left" (whatever that means).

Conservatives are well mannered. Lefties are more likely to engage in drug use, are sexually promiscuous and have tattoos.

[Kazimiera]

Conservatives are well mannered. Lefties are more likely to engage in drug use, are sexually promiscuous and have tattoos.

This is a generalisation, but I think this again goes back to what "left" is in America.

http://www.splcenter.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/curtis-1.jpg

[Han Cholo]

Conservatives are well mannered. Lefties are more likely to engage in drug use, are sexually promiscuous and have tattoos.

http://krackowski.blogspot.es/img/skinheads.jpg

[Absinthe]

Conservatives are well mannered. Lefties are more likely to engage in drug use, are sexually promiscuous and have tattoos.
This reeks of stereotyping by a thousand miles away :rolleyes:

Anyway, I don't know where you live. But over here, the skinheads, let's say, are usually among the crudest and most unrefined life forms that one can encounter. And they certainly have more tattoos than everyone else, they can be sexually promiscuous, they binge-drink as part of a destructive lifestyle, and praise Hitler at the same time.

Whereas, hippies excluded, like I said (there are no "true" hippies anymore, anyway), the people who affiliate with the Left are more like, pseudo-intellectuals reading Kundera and attending theater plays and jazz concerts all the time, they are usually of middle to upper middle class background, well educated (in private schools most often) and bon viveurs and at the same time advocates for the rights of "proletariats" and immigrants, both groups they have no real life contact with whatsoever. Karl Marx as well as most of the theoretics of Marxism were part of the Bourgeoisie themselves.

And still I don't see what this has to do with the thread topic which is about intimacy between lovers.

[Contra Mundum]

This is a generalisation, but I think this again goes back to what "left" is in America.

http://www.splcenter.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/curtis-1.jpg

Skinheads are Socialists.

[Contra Mundum]

the people who affiliate with the Left are more like, pseudo-intellectuals reading Kundera and attending theater plays and jazz concerts all the time, they are usually of middle to upper middle class background, well educated (in private schools most often) and bon viveurs and at the same time advocates for the rights of "proletariats" and immigrants, both groups they have no real life contact with whatsoever. Karl Marx as well as most of the theoretics of Marxism were part of the Bourgeoisie themselves.


They tend to defend pornography, drug use, defend immigrant rapists and murderers and blame their victims.

[Absinthe]

Skinheads are Socialists.
So by right wing, you refer to neo-cons, Wasps, or what?

[Kazimiera]

How did a farting thread turn political? Things like this are only possible on TA.

:lol00002:

[Absinthe]

They tend to defend pornography, drug use, defend immigrant rapists and murderers and blame their victims.
They do indeed, but in a very refined and bourgeois manner that does not include farting, burping and being crude in public, like you suggest.

[kabeiros]

pseudo-intellectuals reading Kundera
LOL
I started reading ''Η αβάσταχτη ελαφρότητα του είναι'' when I was at University. I stoped 5 pages later...

[Absinthe]

How did a farting thread turn political? Things like this are only possible on TA.

:lol00002:
I am simply waiting for the point were Islam, Balkan disputes and genetics will pop up in the discussion. ;)

[Absinthe]

LOL
I started reading ''Η αβάσταχτη ελαφρότητα του είναι'' when I was at University. I stoped 5 pages later...
Likewise. The guy is simply unreadable. That's why he's so fashionable, because nobody gets him anyway so they don't have to put any effort into trying :p

[Kazimiera]

http://gozie.com/files/photos/13352295588adea7_l.jpg

[rhiannon]

I don't fart around anyone other than my family. I'm very conscious of that.

Same here:)

[rhiannon]

I had a feeling all the liberals, lefties and multis were hanging out in here.

Political orientation and human bodily function have nothing whatsoever to do with one another. There seems to be a misconception about Kaz or myself that we are just gonna let er' rip anywhere we are, lol. Not true at all!

While Farting/burping is completely natural, I don't think there is a soul in here who is going to run around in public farting around whichever unfortunate soul can be found downwind.

In fact, I am probably more polite in public than a fat lot of other Americans. People are so rude to each other...:rolleyes:, especially to those who are stuck working with the public.

I feel bad for people that are not comfortable enough in their own bodies to simply allow a fart to happen here and there around those they should be most intimate with. There are a lot of people in my country who are very uncomfortable with nudity, human bodily functions, and sexuality. It seems to be an American oddity stemming from our Puritanical roots. It is, IMO, a sad way to be.

I respect everyone's differences on this subject...these are just my own opinions:)

[arcticwolf]

This thread smells. :laugh:

[Mordid]

big farting booty:naughty2:
http://i.imgur.com/nke1F.gif

[Queen B]

I haven't farted in front of my partner. Not because I don't fart, but because I don't feel easy to do. Since we don't live together (if we did, its another story), I can ''keep it''.

However, I don't have problems with him farting, if he wants. I grew up with 3 brothers, it happens all the time in my house :lol:

[Frigga]

Hubby and I broke that boundary a really long time ago! :lol: It's been so long, I can't even remember the circumstance where it became alright for us to do it around each other. As long as it's not during sex, or directly in my face or on my body (that happened once :picard2:) we do it around each other whenever we need to. I actually giggle a little when he or I have a lot of toots to do. And of course it's adorable when the baby does it. But even if we hadn't broken those barriers 12 years ago, they would have come crashing down during the birth of our baby, and the subsequent hospital stay. What I went through with my birth, and he went through with being there with me, there are no illusions of a lack of intimacy in our relationship. :D

I have only had a couple of friends that I have felt comfortable enough to fart around. One in particular was the funniest woman I had ever met in my life. One night we were stoned at my house, and we were bitching about this other girl that we know, and I was at the kitchen sink mocking this one girl pretending to wax eloquently about her "dire situation" and immediately after I finished my soliloquy I accidentally farted. She fell down laughing, and was in tears. :lol:

[Azalea]

No :(. I really can't stand people who fart in my presence. :( Burping is ok but farting? Please take distance. :D

[Turkophagos]

Jerney claims I fart while I'm sleeping.


I don't know how this is possible.