Man with two penises removes one

[Loki]

Man with two penises removes one (http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?Man_with_two_penises_removes_one&in_article_id=695697&in_page_id=2)

The things men will do to keep their girlfriends...
Ang Qiang was born with two penises but has had one of them surgically removed after his lover said either it went or she would.

'When we first started going out she was amazed but in the end she thought it was a bit creepy,' said the 23-year-old from Guangzhou.

[Beorn]

He should have gone into the freak porn business. Sod the girlfriend!

[Vulpix]

Obviously the man has no business sense :lol:...

[Thorum]

He should have looked up the Doublemint Twins...

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[Osweo]

Hmmm... Side by side, or on top of each other.







The penii, not the Doublemint twins.

[Lars]

So he kept the biggest of the two?:wink

[Lady L]

So he kept the biggest of the two?:wink

ewwwwww :cool::p

[Osweo]

So he kept the biggest of the two?:wink
Actually, I'd be more concerned to keep the more central one, hence my last question! :p

Maybe he let the girlfriend choose her favourite one. I wonder if they gave them names...

And will he keep Little Friend No.2 in a jar or anything? A man gets sentimental about these things. :o

[Octothorpe]

ewwwwww :cool::p

Dear Lady, do you think he should keep the smaller and/or least functional one? How terribly unfair! ;)

[Lady L]

Dear Lady, do you think he should keep the smaller and/or least functional one? How terribly unfair! ;)

What if they are both small and nonfunctional ...? :p

I was just ewwwing at the thought in general :D

[Lady L]

Hey!!!!

:twwp:

[Cail]

Man would've made a fortune in porn business :D.

[RoyBatty]

He should have gone into the freak porn business. Sod the girlfriend!

lol, you have a point there :D

[Groenewolf]

He should have gone into the freak porn business. Sod the girlfriend!

Indeed. This guy could make a fortune with this. But then again for love....

[Tabiti]

Hmm, were the both of them "working"?

[Osweo]

Hmm, were the both of them "working"?
Would be... messy... :p

[Tabiti]

If I were his gf, I would encourage him making money :D

[Loki]

Two cavities, two penises ... I don't see where the problem is. :loco:

[Osweo]

Two cavities, two penises ... I don't see where the problem is. :loco:
Why do you think I asked about their relative positioning? :D

[Phlegethon]

Perfect threesome equipment ruined for no good reason.

[Beorn]

Mind you, it doesn't actually state where the blokes "other fella" was placed.

Just think about this poor little mite.


http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_m6zP9VySHCc/SFIjiv_EXtI/AAAAAAAAETQ/93Mg91hWr2A/s320/kidwithtwopenises.jpg

:eek:



What's not also stated in the article is how big the "other fella" was.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_sh9gf8qy4Ak/SWXodv3VjGI/AAAAAAAAAPc/7IlZe8OJ5P4/s320/diphallia_two_penises2.jpg

[Phlegethon]

So what? Size doesn't matter! ;)

[Angantyr]

So he kept the biggest of the two?:wink

Perhaps they could be combined into some sort of megapenis.

[Jägerstaffel]

One word to all of this:

Gross.

[lei.talk]

any guy thinking his girl-friend's "love-tests" are harmless,
it is a progressive personality dis-order.

find one that is not broken.