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Anglojew
11-05-2012, 10:24 PM
I think he looks super Jewish and appears to have very little Euro admixture.

What would he be classified as?

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwgz20o6Ej1r4hrk9o1_1280.jpg

http://www.solarnavigator.net/films_movies_actors/actors_films_images/jeff_goldblum.jpg

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljjh4bp7TI1qf3wnd.jpg
Tried to include younger photos.

King Claus
11-05-2012, 10:26 PM
atlantid with a gracile med component and armenoid and alpine cm

Anglojew
11-05-2012, 10:28 PM
Atlantid? Really?

British-Wolf
11-05-2012, 10:36 PM
i dont think he looks that jewish to be honest

Anglojew
11-05-2012, 10:38 PM
What do you think he looks?

British-Wolf
11-05-2012, 10:49 PM
kind of atlantid+med + dinarid or armenoid. But he just doesnt look overly jewish to me

Toretto
11-05-2012, 10:49 PM
Sicilian...


edit sorry i'm not Sikeliot :D for me Jewish...

Anglojew
11-05-2012, 10:50 PM
Interesting. He looks like he just came from ancient Judea to me.

King Claus
11-05-2012, 11:08 PM
to me armenoid is jewish:p

Sikeliot
11-05-2012, 11:24 PM
Armenoid and ugly. Can't pass as European at all.

ChocolateFace
07-22-2013, 10:21 AM
Armenoid

Smeagol
07-22-2013, 10:24 AM
Armenoid/East Med.

YeshAtid
07-25-2013, 04:42 AM
some ssa mix?

Sarmatian
07-25-2013, 05:00 AM
There was a classification thread about him, he looks like a Bolliwood star.

Swearengen
07-25-2013, 05:23 AM
Perfect example of jewish phenotype.

He probably does have some euro admixture though. Hard to believe he wouldn't since the jews were in europe for so long.

1stLightHorse
07-25-2013, 05:40 AM
Interesting. He looks like he just came from ancient Judea to me.

Me too, can't believe the classifications i'm reading :lol:

Anglojew
07-25-2013, 05:49 AM
Me too, can't believe the classifications i'm reading :lol:


He reminds me of the guy on the right in this painting

http://dnaconsultants.com/images/Gottlieb-_Yom_Kippurjewishwomanonbalcony.jpg

YeshAtid
07-25-2013, 05:50 AM
He's probably mizrahi in origins

Anglojew
07-25-2013, 05:53 AM
Armenoid and ugly. Can't pass as European at all.

He doesn't have any trouble with the ladies. He's one of the biggest playboys in Hollywood

His current GF is half his age (30)

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1114557/thumbs/o-JEFF-GOLDBUM-GIRLFRIEND-570.jpg?6

other GFs

http://counterforce.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/jeff-goldblum-is-literally-staring-into-the-past.jpg

http://i.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/jeff-goldblum-and-gf__oPt.jpg

http://www.hipstercrite.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/jeff-gf.jpg

http://img.allvoices.com/thumbs/image/609/480/80546198-geena-davis.jpg

http://x17online.com/gallery/galleries/JGoldblum062609_X17/full/JGoldblum062609_08.jpg

YeshAtid
07-25-2013, 05:54 AM
money talks though

Swearengen
07-25-2013, 05:58 AM
i don't think he's ugly even though he does look predominantly armenoid + some other stuff.

solaris
09-09-2015, 11:43 PM
despite his surname, i always assumed he was indian or paki.

curupira
09-09-2015, 11:59 PM
He reminds me of the guy on the right in this painting

http://dnaconsultants.com/images/Gottlieb-_Yom_Kippurjewishwomanonbalcony.jpg

That's the painter Maurycy Gottlieb, I had opened a thread on him (he put himself over there):
http://www.theapricity.com/forum/showthread.php?157878-Maurycy-Gottlieb-Yiddish-painter&highlight=Gottlieb


Jews Praying in the Synagogue on Yom Kippur or Jews pray, is a painting by Maurycy Gottlieb of 1878, depicting Ashkenazi Jews praying in the synagogue on Yom Kippur, the Jewish day of atonement. Traditional elements shown include tallitot, kippot, the Torah, and the separation of men and women in the synagogue. The artist has painted himself (to the right of the seated rabbi, looking outwards) among the people of his hometown of Drohobych.

From reproductions published as prints and in the press in Poland and Germany it become a well-known example of Jewish art.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jews_Praying_in_the_Synagogue_on_Yom_Kippur

http://i59.tinypic.com/2znzmo4.jpg

Anglojew
09-10-2015, 01:11 AM
That's the painter Maurycy Gottlieb, I had opened a thread on him (he put himself over there):
http://www.theapricity.com/forum/showthread.php?157878-Maurycy-Gottlieb-Yiddish-painter&highlight=Gottlieb


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jews_Praying_in_the_Synagogue_on_Yom_Kippur

http://i59.tinypic.com/2znzmo4.jpg

Clearly an Ethiopid throwback.

The Blade
04-07-2018, 01:29 PM
Armenoid and East Med. Zero SSA.

Zroota
04-07-2018, 01:33 PM
Berid + South Med + Arabid

Looks like a light-skinned black person (Chris Tucker or something).

amoora
04-07-2018, 02:05 PM
He is so damn hot. And I'm talkin NOW, not only when he was younger

Caterina
04-07-2018, 03:17 PM
He looks like a stereotypical Jew.

On one hand, the Jewish features are too strong imo but on the other hand there's just something about him that just seems so physically attractive.

Teucer
04-07-2018, 03:20 PM
Armenoid and ugly. Can't pass as European at all.

Attractiveness is contingent to being European?

Astarte
04-07-2018, 03:36 PM
Attractiveness is contingent to being European?

He's the hottest man alive :amour101:

Astarte
04-07-2018, 03:37 PM
Armenoid and ugly. Can't pass as European at all.

:eusa_naughty:

He's not ugly.

Teucer
04-07-2018, 04:50 PM
:eusa_naughty:

He's not ugly.

Where would you think he was from if you didn't know?

Astarte
04-07-2018, 05:05 PM
Where would you think he was from if you didn't know?

Armenia, Cyprus, any Arab nation.

Teucer
04-07-2018, 05:06 PM
Cyprus? Really? I can't see it. Maybe it is the just the glasses that make him look Cypriot

Astarte
04-07-2018, 05:16 PM
Cyprus? Really? I can't see it. Maybe it is the just the glasses that make him look Cypriot

Not the typical Cypriot, but I know a couple of swarthy Cypriots with DAT nose.

Odin
04-07-2018, 09:16 PM
Taurid.

kevinmac
02-12-2019, 02:31 AM
Textbook Parsi Zoroastrian

Erronkari
02-12-2019, 02:33 AM
Armenoid borderline Taurid.-

Dna8
02-12-2019, 02:35 AM
Same aesthetic family, to an extent, as is Freddie Mercury's, IMO.

Knight Slayer
02-12-2019, 02:44 AM
Armenoid-Mediterranean.

Skye
06-20-2020, 10:42 PM
Name aside, I immediately thought he was Jewish when I first saw him.

Armenoid + Atlanto Med.

Chris596
06-20-2020, 10:47 PM
Med + Armenoid

He looks a bit like my Gypsy friend it's always funny when I think about it :D

He's one of my favorite old-school actor, why does he get so much hate? :/

Mr.G
06-20-2020, 10:54 PM
Med + Armenoid.

Fantastic actor, supreme charisma, just a very interesting individual.

Immanenz
06-20-2020, 10:59 PM
Armenoid/Assyroid range mainly

Grand Admiral Thrawn
01-27-2021, 02:08 AM
He's probably mizrahi in origins

No lmfao he's fully Ashkenazi Jewish. There are many and I mean Many Ashkenazi Jews that look like he does, most Ashkenazi at bare minimum could pass as Levantine or at least mixed Levantine, with many others passing as White or European all be it Southern, quite a lot of us may look Slavic or Germanic influenced but believe me that's not the vast majority. Remember that most Jews originate in the Middle East and Ashkenazi just like Sephardi and Mizrahi cluster closely with their Jewish cousins genetically.

Skye
05-01-2022, 04:29 AM
On second thought, he looks kind of Indian at a first glance... I noticed that one of the frequently asked questions on Google is if he's Indian lol. Armenoid.

Kosteece
05-01-2022, 06:31 AM
I think he looks super Jewish and appears to have very little Euro admixture.

What would he be classified as?

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwgz20o6Ej1r4hrk9o1_1280.jpg

http://www.solarnavigator.net/films_movies_actors/actors_films_images/jeff_goldblum.jpg

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljjh4bp7TI1qf3wnd.jpg
Tried to include younger photos.
He's an ugly Jew who looks heavily semitic.
We DONT CLASSIFY non-Europeans!

Roy
05-01-2022, 02:57 PM
Name aside, I immediately thought he was Jewish when I first saw him.

Armenoid + Atlanto Med.

Yeah, he's very Jewish looking for sure.

Richard Alvarez
09-17-2024, 05:03 PM
Looks MENA as hell. I think he can probably even pass as atypical in India or Pakistan.

Ketchup
09-17-2024, 07:07 PM
Where are yall seeing Atlantid/Atlanto-Med??? He can pass (not the most typically) in South Asia even