Man stole beer in his underwear

[Creeping Death]

Man stole beer in his underwear (http://www.kxan.com/dpp/news/crime/Man_stole_beer_in_his_underwear)
AUSTIN (KXAN) - Austin police arrested two men for stealing beer from a convenience store on South First Street, and one of which was in his underwear.

Police got a call just before midnight on Wednesday about two men arguing with a store clerk over beer. When officers arrived, the store clerk said a man wearing only dark blue underwear and another man in black shorts and a white shirt stole some beer and ran away.Is that a longneck or are you happy to see me?
I hope they didn’t put it back in the cooler:confused:

[Thorum]

Cheers my fellow Drunkin' Sod!! :)

[Creeping Death]

Cheers my fellow Drunkin' Sod!! :)
I like you.

[Octothorpe]

"Man stole beer in his underwear"--if it's already in your undies, can you really be said to be stealing it? "Possession is nine-tenths," and all that. :rolleyes:

[Goidelic]

Is that a longneck or are you happy to see me?
I hope they didn’t put it back in the cooler:confused:

I hope too, he must have been desperate to say the least. :rolleyes::p

[Äike]

Beer in the underwear, that's not very innovative. I remember that I was watching this Estonian crime TV show a few years back and saw a story about real innovation. A 17-year old Russian woman tried to steal 5 eyelash conditioners. The hiding place, it was quite close to underwear, but I'm going to leave you guessing :....

[Creeping Death]

I will bet you the store owners were cheap Bastards and put the beer back in the cooler without cleaning the bottles.

[Cato]

Did he look like this?

http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w294/madpunk0184/HomerSimpson.jpg