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anonymaus
07-20-2009, 08:21 PM
Classify Jessica Alba. Thought I'd contribute to the ludicrous preponderance of thread names beginning with Alb*.

http://www.herdaily.com/mediaImage/jessica_alba_tr2913_large.jpg

http://jeanettes-celebrity-corner.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/jessica-alba423.jpg

http://a.abcnews.com/images/Entertainment/inf_alba_081117_ssv.jpg

Æmeric
07-20-2009, 08:25 PM
Pueblid + CM.

Tony
07-20-2009, 08:48 PM
Full lips a la negresse , likely a nose job , cro-magnism easily spotted in the jaw area , a Caucasoid mixed with "natives" or blacks.

Pueblid + CM.
You say so just because she's American ;)


http://education.makemeheal.com/images/5/5f/Jessica-alba.jpg

Æmeric
07-20-2009, 08:50 PM
I say so because I know she is of Mexican descent paternally & Danish maternally.;)

Tony
07-20-2009, 08:58 PM
I say so because I know she is of Mexican descent paternally & Danish maternally.;)
I see , well there are many Mexicans who claim to be white nonetheless , now the capital question , would you accept her as an Apricity member?
:D

Æmeric
07-20-2009, 11:18 PM
No but maybe Wat Tyler would. We all know about his fetish for 'tanned' females.;)

Beorn
07-20-2009, 11:24 PM
No but maybe Wat Tyler would. We all know about his fetish for 'tanned' females.;)

What's her Mexican ancestry?

Æmeric
07-20-2009, 11:26 PM
Afaik 50%. And that would likely be a mix of Spanish & Amerindian. But the Amerindian would most likely be Pueblid.

Beorn
07-20-2009, 11:35 PM
Afaik 50%. And that would likely be a mix of Spanish & Amerindian. But the Amerindian would most likely be Pueblid.

Interesting. I'd never heard of 'Pueblid' before. What's the typical look it?

Psychonaut
07-20-2009, 11:38 PM
Interesting. I'd never heard of 'Pueblid' before. What's the typical look it?

From our very own SNPA:


PUEBLID

A northern subvariety of Centralid, in Biasutti's typology.


CENTRALID (American Tropical Race (Agassiz, roughly equivalent); Istmid (Lundman); Zentralid (in German))

Indianid type. Medium to small, stocky and infantile brachycephals native to the areas between the southern coast of the USA and New Mexico and Arizona (Pueblo, Hopi etc.), eastern and southern Mexico (Maya and Aztec ancestry), Central America and western Colombia. Centralids are characterized by relatively steep but narrow foreheads, rectangular faces, relatively gracile features, sparsity of Mongoloid eye features, medium broad to broad, striking straight or slightly convex noses, smooth or slightly wavy hair and medium brown skin. The type is geographically highly variable, and Biasutti proposed two further subtypes, the southern, hyperbrachycephalic Istmid and the northern, less brachycephalic Pueblid.

http://www.theapricity.com/snpa/bilder/centralid.gif

Loddfafner
07-21-2009, 02:01 AM
Classify Jessica Alba. Thought I'd contribute to the ludicrous preponderance of thread names beginning with Alb*.


Yes, what is up with that? I am fully expecting threads on the Albert Hall, albinos, albacore tuna, record albums, and albatrosses.

Phlegethon
07-21-2009, 04:54 AM
Especially the albatross around my neck.

Absinthe
07-21-2009, 05:50 AM
http://a.abcnews.com/images/Entertainment/inf_alba_081117_ssv.jpg

That is Jessica Alba?! :eek:

What happened to her? :p

anonymaus
07-21-2009, 05:51 AM
That is Jessica Alba?! :eek:

What happened to her? :p

She was surgerized ;)

Tabiti
07-21-2009, 05:53 AM
No special make up, no Photoshop...
BTW, most teen girls consider her to be the most beautiful woman on earth, don't know why. I mean she is not ugly, even with the Mexican Ameridian traits, but nothing special at all. I bet many of her female fans are better looking even without make up and effects.

lei.talk
07-21-2009, 06:03 AM
She was surgerized ;)is that a post-pregnancy image?

anonymaus
07-21-2009, 06:07 AM
is that a post-pregnancy image?

No indeed, but when she was young and pre-tweaking.

Brynhild
07-21-2009, 06:11 AM
No indeed, but when she was young and pre-tweaking.

She still is young! :P

anonymaus
07-21-2009, 06:27 AM
She still is young! :P

Well, shit, she's my age... am I sexist or old?

I leave it for the uterine fates to decide.

Freomæg
07-21-2009, 07:33 AM
I always assumed she was 1/2 or 1/4 black.

Just an aside regarding lips - my fiance has very full lips but has no known non-European ancestry (English, Scottish, German and Belgian). I think full lips are quite a precarious marker for non-white ancestry.

Phlegethon
07-21-2009, 01:24 PM
Full lips can also be a result of getting cross my way. They often coincide with black eyes and nosebleed. ;)

SilverFish
08-15-2009, 08:05 PM
I do see danish ancestry coming from her. The nose seems the stereotypical anglo saxon type like we all see in the history books.

Creeping Death
08-15-2009, 08:12 PM
Classify Jessica Alba. Thought I'd contribute to the ludicrous preponderance of thread names beginning with Alb*.
Why classify her? It is obvious she is not white, I do not understand why these threads are allowed to waste bandwidth on this forum.

anonymaus
08-15-2009, 08:24 PM
Why classify her? It is obvious she is not white, I do not understand why these threads are allowed to waste bandwidth on this forum.

And thank you for contributing to that, you dimwitted douchenozzle :thumb001:

If you were here when it started, you'd understand. Knowing some context before you post would help ;)

Psychonaut
08-15-2009, 08:33 PM
Why classify her? It is obvious she is not white, I do not understand why these threads are allowed to waste bandwidth on this forum.

On the contrary, the classification of mixed individuals is, for those of us who live in mixed societies, quite a useful exercise. The way I see it, becoming skilled at classification is most useful in allowing one to get a rough idea about the ancestral makeup of those who surround oneself.

Creeping Death
08-16-2009, 04:42 AM
And thank you for contributing to that, you dimwitted douchenozzle :thumb001:

If you were here when it started, you'd understand. Knowing some context before you post would help ;)
I dont care why you posted the thread, I just dont like threads with pictures of coloured women in them, same as the Kardashian Thread offensive.

On the contrary, the classification of mixed individuals is, for those of us who live in mixed societies, quite a useful exercise. The way I see it, becoming skilled at classification is most useful in allowing one to get a rough idea about the ancestral makeup of those who surround oneself.
The only classification is coloured who cares what flavour .

Psychonaut
08-16-2009, 05:08 AM
The only classification is coloured who cares what flavour .

If you don't care to know, then here's a solution: don't open or post in classification threads of those who are (or who you suspect might be) mixed. It's too easy.

Beorn
08-16-2009, 05:20 AM
Did someone mention KIm Kardashian? Hmmmm!!! Big breasts and Asian phenotypes.....:P

Tabiti
08-16-2009, 06:16 AM
There is nothing wrong in classifying people of mixed and non-European types, but as long as the discussions are serious.

Gustavsson
08-08-2012, 12:40 AM
Negroid(Sudanid) + Pueblid + Visible Danish, French, German, Irish, Italian, Spanish influences. :D

Her father is a Mexican American who has African Black and Amerind and Spanish haritage and her mother is an American of Danish, French, German, Irish and Italian.

Insuperable
08-08-2012, 12:43 AM
Jessica Alba's dna test results where she showed enormous geographical and cultural knowledge
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZNAqwrm9hY

PeacefulCaribbeanDutch
08-08-2012, 12:55 AM
latina girl

Starseed88
05-01-2018, 09:16 PM
Mestiza (mixed European/Native American). It is usually very hard to distinguish different Europid subracial elements in halfbreeds like f.e. Mestizos/Mestizas, so it is in her case.

Xacal
05-01-2018, 09:18 PM
Castiza, Borreby-Med + Amerindian

Odin
05-02-2018, 02:41 AM
Castiza.

frdfgcg
05-02-2018, 03:50 AM
Mestiza.

PrincesaMeridaYucata
02-26-2019, 06:26 AM
Full lips a la negresse , likely a nose job , cro-magnism easily spotted in the jaw area , a Caucasoid mixed with "natives" or blacks.

You say so just because she's American ;)


http://education.makemeheal.com/images/5/5f/Jessica-alba.jpg

Sí eiempre he pensado que luce algo dominicana, no mexicana mexicana, se ve que tiene negro.

swiftie13
02-26-2019, 06:41 AM
Jessica Alba's dna test results where she showed enormous geographical and cultural knowledge
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZNAqwrm9hY

Spain like Omg ��