create your own love anectode

[Mortimer]

-Inquiring Mind and xxxx two bodies but one soul
-There is only one God i worship and only one woman i love
-xxxx Eyes are the window to my soul and her face is the door to my heart

[finþaų]

IM, don't you think you're taking this just a wee bit too far?

[Mortimer]

IM, don't you think you're taking this just a wee bit too far?

maybe i should delete the name out of the anectodes but the anectodes are good i think, they are creative

[Hurrem sultana]

are you serious or trolling

[Mortimer]

are you serious or trolling

not trolling, ok i maybe not really in "love" but i find her cute and very attractive, and i think my anectodes are creative. i also want to present my anectodes. its a reason. you can invent one too if you like, actually all people should participate and invent some.

[MissProvocateur]

I think it's pretty cute how you like [Insert fruit name]. It makes me giggle at times. xD

This is adorable. x)

[Strawberry]

???????

[Mraz]

Your father is a thief...Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes :laugh:

[SKYNET]

The doctor says to the man:
You got two different testicles.
One is made of wood,
and the other one is metal.
The man is quite surprised,
and the doctor doesn't know what to say either.
But then he asks:
"Do you have children?"
The man says: "Yes, two -
Pinocchio is 3 and
Terminator will be 7 soon.


that's what I know

[Mortimer]

Your father is a thief...Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes :laugh:

thats quiete good, i know it from clubbing

[Mortimer]

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[Osprey]

strawberry, do you love IM? Don't break his heart...

[Nurzat]

Atrox:

in the morning i go to work and get late
in the evening i go out and get laid