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MissProvocateur
12-10-2012, 05:34 PM
It’s Christmas season! And you know what it means? Presents! Food! Fat me in red suits! Lights!

So, my dear Apricians… what would you give the member above you as a present for this lovely day we call Christmas?

Partizan
12-10-2012, 05:41 PM
A nice female hat:

http://images.gittigidiyor.com/6269/JAPON-STYLE-SIK-HASIR-BAYAN-SAPKA__62696063_0.jpg

Siberian Cold Breeze
12-10-2012, 05:45 PM
http://i.imgur.com/jg8Yg.jpg

Hurrem sultana
12-10-2012, 05:47 PM
a car

Anusiya
12-10-2012, 05:47 PM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-yuYs9EJxaJw/Tjkkz0hmSvI/AAAAAAAAIAI/0SusFQxVRvI/s1600/3%2B%25CE%25BC%25CE%25B9%25CF%2581%25CE%25B1%25CE% 25BD.jpg

Virtuous
12-10-2012, 05:47 PM
a balalaika

Baldur
12-10-2012, 05:48 PM
http://www.starpulse.com/news/media/esswaynewsfeat.jpg

MissProvocateur
12-10-2012, 06:20 PM
You're Swedish?
Ah, then I'd give you:
http://food.sndimg.com/img/recipes/69/17/3/large/picWHFvSl.jpg

Or maybe a Dala Horse. :P xD

kabeiros
12-10-2012, 06:24 PM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-jlpoOinUafQ/T1TAD69PkZI/AAAAAAAAAXs/cl8qepYLrjs/s1600/mixed-flowers-9d.jpg

Baldur
12-10-2012, 06:26 PM
You're Swedish?
Ah, then I'd give you:
http://food.sndimg.com/img/recipes/69/17/3/large/picWHFvSl.jpg

Or maybe a Dala Horse. :P xD

I will get lots of those on christmas eve :P Its better u find me a hot southamerican girl :D

Mans not hot
12-10-2012, 06:27 PM
http://i00.i.aliimg.com/photo/101231379/Fleshlight_Vagina_Toys.jpg

MissProvocateur
12-10-2012, 06:29 PM
Probably a blow-up doll...

http://www.funkyfeverfancydress.co.uk/Uploads/Catalogue/Product/l/stag-blow-up-doll-female-6508.png

.... With no holes in it... :)

kabeiros
12-10-2012, 06:30 PM
http://i00.i.aliimg.com/photo/101231379/Fleshlight_Vagina_Toys.jpg
You naughty boy, here is my present for you :D
http://alfgrumblemp.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/03-05_realdoll.jpg

kabeiros
12-10-2012, 06:30 PM
Probably a blow-up doll...

http://www.funkyfeverfancydress.co.uk/Uploads/Catalogue/Product/l/stag-blow-up-doll-female-6508.png

.... With no holes in it... :)you beat me to it, but my doll is better :)

Madonna
12-10-2012, 06:31 PM
http://i00.i.aliimg.com/photo/101231379/Fleshlight_Vagina_Toys.jpg

acmilan do you like your gift? hahaha :rolleyes:

MissProvocateur
12-10-2012, 06:31 PM
You naughty boy, here is my present for you :D
http://alfgrumblemp.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/03-05_realdoll.jpg

I'll give you chocolate if that doll comes with no holes in it.

Baldur
12-10-2012, 06:32 PM
acmilan do you like your gift? hahaha :rolleyes:

no, who the hell would want that?

Mans not hot
12-10-2012, 06:33 PM
Probably a blow-up doll...


.... With no holes in it... :)
That's ok, my dick can enter into her bottom part.

Madonna
12-10-2012, 06:34 PM
no, who the hell would want that?


hahah thats so funny !!! you must admit I almost fell off my chair :D :rolleyes::D

MissProvocateur
12-10-2012, 06:34 PM
That's ok, my dick can enter into her bottom part.

Are you that small?
Also, Jusia deserves all kinds of diamonds for her. <3

Baldur
12-10-2012, 06:38 PM
hahah thats so funny !!! you must admit I almost fell off my chair :D :rolleyes::D

Its funny to laugh at me ?

Mans not hot
12-10-2012, 06:38 PM
Are you that small?
I have a dick like a baby. Are you aware it's a medical condition that makes it that way

Kazimiera
12-10-2012, 06:40 PM
http://1.1.1.2/bmi/www.maykool.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/c/h/christmas-costumes-3pc-stripe-printed-sexy-santa-costume-002752_1.jpg

To charm your boyfriend in, Mordid.

MissProvocateur
12-10-2012, 06:41 PM
I have a dick like a baby. Are you aware it's a medical condition that makes it that way


I'm sorry you suffer that condition, having a micropenis must suck.

:p

Madonna
12-10-2012, 06:42 PM
Its funny to laugh at me ?

come on it was funny :D :rolleyes:
dont be boring Swedish pls :D :D

Baldur
12-10-2012, 06:48 PM
Well anyways he is right such a tool is probably the closest i will come to a woman so, i would accept it.