What is your occupation?

[Germanicus]

I am a plumber, but i have more hair than Joe.
Actually my title is an industrial heating engineer, but the work my firm is currently quoting for is in the retail business, Tesco's and suchlike.
Boiler houses, plant rooms, are my speciality, as i am also a coded welder Gas/Arc. Also i am a registered gas installer.
This is true, i was earning more money in the 80s

http://i339.photobucket.com/albums/n449/ruffusruffcut/joetheplumber_wideweb__470x3200.jpg

[Tabiti]

Forumer!
Hah, joking, I'm still a student;)
Will be an engineer, lol...

[Grumpy Cat]

I'm a computer programmer.

[Vargtand]

Unemployed looking for work, anyone want to hire a guy that will work for food and do anything?

[Germanicus]

Unemployed looking for work, anyone want to hire a guy that will work for food and do anything?

We have 2 apprentices who drink coke all day and smoke cigarettes, you could do more in a day than they do all week, even though you do not know plumbing...i wish i could help out, sorry.:(

[Vargtand]

We have 2 apprentices who drink coke all day and smoke cigarettes, you could do more in a day than they do all week, even though you do not know plumbing...i wish i could help out, sorry.:(

Hehe that is quite alright, got an interview on the 30th hope I get the job, otherwise I'm afraid I'll have to start to collect welfare... yeah you heard me welfare... It is shameful I know, but rather I than Mohammad I've at least payed for the crap trough taxes just in case of something like this would happen. :P

Edit: But seriously I'm going mad... I've been without anything productive to do all summer, and it was fun for a week, and it is not like I can apply for more jobs, as I make weekly passes by the local shops, and check the unemployment agency etc etc.
Apart from that all I can do is exercise to stay in shape and sleep, but I mean I have way to much time on my hands... I exercise for 1h 30 mins per day I sleep for 7-8 hours, what should I do the rest of the day... Oh well I bet it will be better after summer.

[Elveon]

Computers maintenance

[Germanicus]

Computers maintenance

Mrs Germanicus is the computer maintenance technician also....:D

[Brännvin]

Student of business IT, I do not like it, I wanted to study Graphic Design..

[Psychonaut]

http://fl0wer.net/files/us_army.png

[Germanicus]

Student of business IT, I do not like it, I wanted to study Graphic Design..

My eldest son studied Graphic design, and IT, he has degrees in both, he works in video conferences now.:(

[Vargtand]

Student of business IT, I do not like it, I wanted to study Graphic Design..

I'm building a portfolio for that and am doing some odd work here and there, why don't you switch?

[Germanicus]

I'm building a portfolio for that and am doing some odd work here and there, why don't you switch?

Myself i am too old, and besides i am too good at what i do...:p

[Brännvin]

I'm building a portfolio for that and am doing some odd work here and there, why don't you switch?

What I'm trying to do, I like 3d modeling. Business IT is not so bad but it has become boring.

[Mrs Ulf]

Student, working towards my Clinical Herbalism degree. I enjoy it but I hate the school. I'd prefer to be a writer :P

[Brynhild]

Currently a domestic cleaner/working mother.

[Piparskeggr]

Hey all;

I am a merchandiser in a "big box" home improvement store: set up and maintain displays, reset product bays, clean, make sure take-away literature is available, signage and pricing are correct...best of all, it's Monday - Friday 06:00 - 15:00. (I do get up at 04:30, though ,-)

I was in floor sales until a year ago June, boy am I glad I'm out of that part of the business.

[Zankapfel]

I just finished my first year of technical school for Mechatronics (I got my Abitur a year earlier than the rest of my class because I'm a no-life loser nerd).
First two semesters cover a lot of common courses that almost all engineers do regardless of field, but I'm mostly interested in Mechanical Design.
In the meantime I like to pretend that I'm a Philip K. Dick character.


What I'm trying to do, I like 3d modeling. Business IT is not so bad but it has become boring.

And as far as I recall, you were doing great with 3D modelling.
Have faith in yourself and switch before you're stuck with something you won't be prolific at, or happy with (:

[Lyfing]

I'm a logger. I cut the timber, and run the loader ( knuckle-boom )..:thumb001:

Later,
-Lyfing

[Tolleson]

Mechanical Engineering Technologist in Commercial/Industrial Sales. :thumb001:

[Cato]

I sell TVs and computers at Walmart (hardlines).

[Barreldriver]

I have no occupation.

[Rasvalg]

I work for Menard Inc. as a trailer mechanic... What I actually do is rebuild them from the ground up and make some that are older than me road worthy again. Not a bad job and rather enjoyable with all of the fabrication and welding.

[Piparskeggr]

Hey Rasvalg;


I work for Menard Inc. as a trailer mechanic... What I actually do is rebuild them from the ground up and make some that are older than me road worthy again. Not a bad job and rather enjoyable with all of the fabrication and welding.

I work for Lowe's, best part of the job...management lets me know what I need to do for them and lets me alone to do it.

in regards - Pip

[Vargtand]

I'm a logger. I cut the timber, and run the loader ( knuckle-boom )..:thumb001:

Later,
-Lyfing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zey8567bcg

:D

[Octothorpe]

I'm a high-school social studies teacher. I teach Advanced Placement U.S. History, and Psychology. Also, the occasional U.S. Government or 'regular' (General) U.S. History, and this year a section of Contemporary World History.

[Inese]

I am a school student. :embarrassed

[Cato]

I am a school student. :embarrassed

I remember having that occupation many a year ago. :D

[Sally]

http://i25.tinypic.com/6jhoc9.jpg

[Phlegethon]

I am the modern equivalent of a rowboat slave.

[HawkR]

I'm soon done as an office slave for so to be an assistant at the junior high here in the district, and then the army:D

[Atlas]

I have no occupation.

Me neither at the moment. I'll go back to school next september, at worse january of 2010. Meanwhile I'd like to work again, simple jobs though. Waiter is good for tips, just a thought.

[Sarmata]

Well I'm technician-electrician and political "scientist" also:D and I doing something completlly different:D ofcourse

[Kempenzoon]

I work in the warehouse of a supermarket atm, sometimes in the store itself.

But I hope to soon change that for something more interesting. This job I only picked because I needed an income badly and the crisis killed the logistic sector in my region (and since I'm specialised in logistics ... yeah)

If I can't get the job with the railroad company, I think I'll go for a second education as a computer programmer.

[Heimmacht]

After 3 years of spending my time on useless jobs, I decided to go back to school again this september, studying Biology and medical labresearch.

[Phlegethon]

So you will do all my paternity tests one day? ;)

[anonymaus]

So you will do all my paternity tests one day? ;)

You can't monopolize a whole lab like that, you old sailor.

[Phlegethon]

I can, as I will reintroduce phallocracy in Germany! ;)

[Barreldriver]

Me neither at the moment. I'll go back to school next september, at worse january of 2010. Meanwhile I'd like to work again, simple jobs though. Waiter is good for tips, just a thought.

I just got out of a similar job, server assist/bus boy, basically the other bus boy's and I along with the expediters do all the servers work, while they just sit at the bar or stand in a powwow circle doing nothing.

They take order's that's about it, then the bus boy's get drinks and salads, the expediters take the main order out and such, then the bus boy's clean the tables.

Pretty much the only action the server's I worked with got was taking the initial order then collecting the tip, they had it soooooo hard, that's why they got to piss on my position and misplace their tips so I can lose my job, after all it's my responsibility as a bus boy, a glorified garbage man, to make sure the waiters and waitresses are competent enough to collect their bill and tip from their own tables, tables that they didn't even do anything for except say "hello what would you like?"

I have no respect for waiters and waitresses, they are lazy scum in my eye, and I refuse to become one. Servers that don't serve what a concept!

[Birka]

Pharmaceutical representative for over 25 years.

[Óttar]

I am between jobs. I took a course to get TEFL certification, and I have up to 6 months to get my portfolio done to get the certificate, but I'm kind of stuck on it right now. The trainers are hardly available. I find designing this particular lesson plan to be soul-crushing, i.e. coming up with something for phonology for "wish structures" I mean, first there's the "I" and then there's the "wish"... What more can one write!?

I took this course because I thought it would be practical in this economy, but I don't see myself going off somewhere and designing lesson plans. Who knows? The problem with modern language instruction is how language is taught. No wonder people have a hard time learning languages, the way language is taught is completely impractical and designed to intimidate or just bore the student to death.

For example, why explain the concept of "first person pronoun", but not make it explicitly clear that "I" is what is meant?

If someone just told me "accusative" and "dative" just has to do with 'I give the book TO him' Or 'I have something FOR you' i.e. the words "for", "to", "under", "over", "near", "with" instead of inane convoluted terminology like "direct/indirect object" it would have made learning German one Hell of a lot easier. I hate how language is taught like a science. I hate these terms, "perfect past" (What the Hell is so "perfect" about it!? I know Latin perfectus means "complete" but why is this MORE complete than the "imperfect past" ?) I.e. What is more complete about "I have given him the book" than "I gave him the book" ? :confused: Just tell the student it has to do with using "have", anything more complicated is erroneous (except for a grammarian) and just plain STUPID! :mad:

Another example: In German, there is a distinction made between "I'm jumping IN the pool" i.e. jumping up and down while in a pool, and "I'm jumping in the pool" i.e. leaping into the pool from outside. If this was explained to a student as 'I'm jumping while inside the pool' and 'I'm jumping INTO the pool', the student would not be confused and would learn a lot faster. But NOOOOO, teachers have to prattle on about the difference being "direct/indirect objects." I HATE THAT! Reform Language Instruction Now!!!

I'm going to grad school eventually, I'm just confused about what to go into. Until then, I'd really like to work in a bookstore, but there aren't any positions available.

[Heimmacht]

So you will do all my paternity tests one day? ;)

Alas, like my boyfriend told me, I dont think a German boss would ever hire me because of my tattoo's.

[Skandi]

Long sleeves and concealer, for the interview :p

[Germanicus]

Long sleeves and concealer, for the interview :p

Or wear plasters, like Richard Gere in "Officer and a gentleman"

[Óttar]

Long sleeves and concealer, for the interview :p

Yeah. Duh. :P :D

[Ariets]

Im Political science student (just finished first year), sometimes working in a various places. But at the moment I have vacations.

[Vulpix]

Alas, like my boyfriend told me, I dont think a German boss would ever hire me because of my tattoo's.

Try this

http://i.ehow.com/images/GlobalPhoto/Articles/1373/woman-business-suit-main_Full.jpg

[Aemma]

I have no occupation, just many preoccupations. :)

[Lady L]

Long sleeves and concealer, for the interview :p

Yea I saw Kat Von D has a new product out ...concealer :p

[Jägerstaffel]

Male prostitute.

[Sol Invictus]

I'm Jag's pimp.

Should see the amount he brings in each night. ;)

[Jägerstaffel]

Spare change on a good night...

[Tabiti]

Male prostitute.
How much?:cool:

[Steffan]

I'm a software and database engineer. Since moving to Sweden, I work from home, which it turns out actually sucks. It's really distracting and it's hard to draw a line between work time and play time. Doesn't help that my Xbox is hooked up to the same display as my work laptop XD



Try this

http://i.ehow.com/images/GlobalPhoto/Articles/1373/woman-business-suit-main_Full.jpg

Women in business suits like that are pretty hot.

[Ulex]

I have several jobs at the moment. All lousy and underpayed. But a couple of hours here and there makes it possible to make a living. I am at the bottom of society, struggling for a meal. I will cope. I think of it as a study. Life has taught me everything, and this is another lesson.

[Allenson]

I wear several hats--I work at a university doing mapping/cartography & geographic reference (working with students & faculty).

I also 'moonlight' drawing custom maps for books & magazines, some freelance photography and lastly, tree pruning/arboriculture in the winter months.

[Sol Invictus]

How much?:cool:

Depends what you're asking for.. ;)

[Manifest Destiny]

Unemployed looking for work, anyone want to hire a guy that will work for food and do anything?

If you lived near me I could put in a good word for you at the dairy processing plant where I work. It's a union job, so the pay and benefits are great.

[Zyklop]

I am the modern equivalent of a rowboat slave.Leiharbeiter?

[Phlegethon]

Leiharbeiter? Nah, but in some instances those are even better off than the company's own slaves. I do tech support for crap products sold to even crappier customers. Fortunately I shall be on vacation shortly, otherwise I'd probably go postal.

[Rainraven]

Student - 'studying' surveying :rolleyes: (for all of those who haven't already heard me whinge about it ;))

[Phlegethon]

Booooooooooooring!

[Germanicus]

Booooooooooooring!

Quite rightly in my country old boy if we have nothing to say we keep quiet..:)

[Jägerstaffel]

How much?:cool:

I'll cut you a deal.

[Heimmacht]

Try this

http://i.ehow.com/images/GlobalPhoto/Articles/1373/woman-business-suit-main_Full.jpg

Yes that will do during the winter, but in summer, can't hide them very well then.

[Rainraven]

Yes that will do during the winter, but in summer, can't hide them very well then.

Something like this perhaps? ;)

http://compactbydesign.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/muu-muu.jpg

[Germanicus]

Something like this perhaps? ;)

http://compactbydesign.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/muu-muu.jpg


Mrs Germanicus wears that sort of thing to bed when it's really cold, however it's a lot longer and covers her ankles.....:rolleyes2:

[Heimmacht]

Something like this perhaps? ;)

http://compactbydesign.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/muu-muu.jpg

NEVAAAH!!!! :eek:

[Germanicus]

Perhaps the funniest story of my employment as a Heating engineer/industrial pipefitter welder, is when my company had a contract on the Isle of Mann, My boss called and asked if i could bring into the office all of my certificates and endentures, which was HVCA authenticated, so he could photo copy them and send back to the Isle of Mann goverment so they could process if i could work on the island.
The upshot of it all was that of all the documents that the I,O,M goverment would acknowledge was the Corgi gas card i had, so i was entitled to work on the island as .........gas fitter.
This was duly a measure that they implimented to stop an insurge of plumbers and heating engineers flooding the work place, which was quite right in my understanding.

[Piparskeggr]

Heya Germanicus;

My brother is third generation HVAC, followed in the footsteps of our dad and his. Luckily, for the current economic climate, he landed a job 3 years ago with a company that has been on contract to the university there in State College, Pennsylvania for over half a century School's always full, so there's plenty of work for him.

I'm muddling on, got a whopping 3.2% annual increase last pay period. Found out the district manager likes seeing me in the building ,-)

[Germanicus]

Heya Germanicus;

My brother is third generation HVAC, followed in the footsteps of our dad and his. Luckily, for the current economic climate, he landed a job 3 years ago with a company that has been on contract to the university there in State College, Pennsylvania for over half a century School's always full, so there's plenty of work for him.

I'm muddling on, got a whopping 3.2% annual increase last pay period. Found out the district manager likes seeing me in the building ,-)

We have had a 3 year pay deal for the past 6 years with the HVCA, UK.
For the last 3 year pay deal our pay increased by 21.3 %
But the employers, the crafty buggers have implemented a sly no overtime policy, to which they have added trackers to all company vehicles, and non payment of OTA payments to work.
All in all i have less money in my paycheck, but i am doing the same work load.
Having been a union member since i came out of my time years ago, i have seen a big change in HVCA work practices.
Remember, i came out of my time when Margeret Thatcher came into power back in 1979........:mad:

[Manifest Destiny]

Booooooooooooring!

Are all 885 of your posts criticisms about people and threads here at Apricity? Because that's all I recall seeing from you. Hell; even your profile signature is whining.

[Phlegethon]

Feel free to sue me.

[Manifest Destiny]

Feel free to sue me.

Being an obnoxious whine-ass isn't against the law here in America, so you're in luck. :thumbs up

[Phlegethon]

If you've really read all my posts you really need a hobby.

[Manifest Destiny]

If you've really read all my posts you really need a hobby.

That IS my hobby. :confused:

[Phlegethon]

Your hobby sucks.

[Lady L]

For all the people who left me rep asking who Kat Von D is ...


Kat Von D (born Katherine von Drachenberg on March 8, 1982 in Monterrey, Mexico) is an American tattoo artist and television personality. She is best known for her work as a featured tattoo artist on the TLC reality television show Miami Ink. A subsequent TLC series starring Von D, LA Ink, premiered August 7, 2007 in the United States and November 11, 2007 in the UK.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f8/Katvondphototattooartist.png

She is of Italian German decent. You can buy her tattoo concealer online. :)

[Frigga]

I'm a fiber artist, who knits and crochets, and spins yarn. The pay sucks.

I'm also a student midwife, and hope to get an apprenticeship soon, after I complete my current midwifery course, which also qualifies me to be a doula.

[Crose]

I have no respect for waiters and waitresses, they are lazy scum in my eye, and I refuse to become one. Servers that don't serve what a concept!

As a host/waitress I greeted and sat everyone that walked into the restaurant. I also picked up the slack in other peoples sections so that I could do my job and sit more people. I was also in charge of ringing everyone up and at the end of the night counting down the til. I received no respect, which was a good thing...... because it landed my ass back in school. :D All thanks to those customers who were rude. ;)

[Manifest Destiny]

Your hobby sucks.

Your posts suck. I win.

[Manifest Destiny]

I just got out of a similar job, server assist/bus boy, basically the other bus boy's and I along with the expediters do all the servers work, while they just sit at the bar or stand in a powwow circle doing nothing.

They take order's that's about it, then the bus boy's get drinks and salads, the expediters take the main order out and such, then the bus boy's clean the tables.

Pretty much the only action the server's I worked with got was taking the initial order then collecting the tip, they had it soooooo hard, that's why they got to piss on my position and misplace their tips so I can lose my job, after all it's my responsibility as a bus boy, a glorified garbage man, to make sure the waiters and waitresses are competent enough to collect their bill and tip from their own tables, tables that they didn't even do anything for except say "hello what would you like?"

I have no respect for waiters and waitresses, they are lazy scum in my eye, and I refuse to become one. Servers that don't serve what a concept!

Waiters and waitresses must have a very different job where you live. In my neck of the woods, a "greeter" (or whatever it's called) take you to your table. After that, the waiter/waitress does everything else. They get your drinks, take your order, bring your food and drinks, check back time and again to see if you need anything else, etc.

[Phlegethon]

Your posts suck. I win.

If that is winning how can losing be any worse?

[Radojica]

Graduated student of Civil protection and protection of environment, but where will i work and what i have no idea, i did not start to look for a job yet since i have to finish with the army firstly :rolleyes2:

[Guapo]

Civil service sector

[Cato]

Walmart employee by day, masked professional wrestler by night.

[Phlegethon]

http://images.buycostumes.com/mgen/merchandiser/21036.jpg

[Radojica]

http://images.buycostumes.com/mgen/merchandiser/21036.jpg

You forgot these

http://www.bdsmsrbija.com/images/ponuda/img/1158071970465.jpg

:cool:

[SPQR]

I run a kitchen in a local restaurant here. Cook food 6 days a week from 6am to 3pm.

[Loddfafner]

I don't occupy anyone although some Lenni Lenape Indians might disagree. My tax dollars, though, might play a part in some distant occupations.

[Sally]

I have an undergraduate degree in social work. Believe me, it comes in handy working in libraries. ;)

[Spitfire]

*wanders in, posting in random places*

Ahhh...student for me. I want to be an illustrator/artist in the future though. Hurray for being younger than everyone else here?

[Lady L]

*wanders in, posting in random places*

Ahhh...student for me. I want to be an illustrator/artist in the future though. Hurray for being younger than everyone else here?

How young are ya ..? :)

[Spitfire]

How young are ya ..? :)


Seventeen~. c:

[Útrám]

I'm unemployed. Contrary to popular belief, It's a very hard occupation since it keeps leading to ennui.

[Barreldriver]

*wanders in, posting in random places*

Ahhh...student for me. I want to be an illustrator/artist in the future though. Hurray for being younger than everyone else here?

Illustrator eh? I have vocational training in commercial illustration and graphic design, and illustration is my minor in college.

Perhaps you should fancy the post your art thread eh?


http://www.theapricity.com/forum/showthread.php?t=2549


I will point out this, if you are interested in pursuing a career in art it is most likely best to get vocational training first then go to a general university rather than an art specific school, I made a mistake of going to an art specific school and spent thousands of dollars on regurgitated info I already knew, my vocational training was free and very thorough in my training.

As a result of going to an art school I was not able to transfer any credits to a more general university due to the lack of gen ed courses at the art school I went to.

If you do go to an art school, be careful and watch out for the credits and make sure they are transferable if you are not satisfied with the school, in a lot of cases these credits are not, at least in the U.S. I don't know about the UK to be honest.

[Vargtand]

Alright got a job now after a long 1 month quest for employment I have now landed a job in the financial/banking world :P alright I book meetings and such but still it is a step into an interesting sphere and the pay is good :)

[Germanicus]

*wanders in, posting in random places*

Ahhh...student for me. I want to be an illustrator/artist in the future though. Hurray for being younger than everyone else here?

I remeber being 17 and really it is a click of the fingers and you are 30, another click and you are 40, and if you are really lucky you will aquire grey hair, be loved by a beautiful woman who will bear you many children, the children in turn will cost you many thousands of Dollars to educate and keep in the custom of which they have been brought up.
So from now until then, walk softly and carry a big stick,and use your years wisely until you aquire all of this.....:)

[Solwyn]

I am an esthetician. I teach part time and just started renting space in a salon two days each week where I charge women obscene amounts of money to rip the hair out of their woohoos. God bless the dental floss bikini:p

:coffee:

[Tolleson]

I am an esthetician. I teach part time and just started renting space in a salon two days each week where I charge women obscene amounts of money to rip the hair out of their woohoos. God bless the dental floss bikini:p

:coffee:


I guess someone has to do it! :scared: :icon_skull:

[Germanicus]

I am an esthetician. I teach part time and just started renting space in a salon two days each week where I charge women obscene amounts of money to rip the hair out of their woohoos. God bless the dental floss bikini:p

:coffee:

Hmmm you attend to a ladies "lady garden" eh?............:coffee:

[Phlegethon]

Living out your sadistic intent and getting paid for it as well! Best job in the world!

[Bari]

Carpenter producing stairs.

[Phlegethon]

I'll be buying a stairway to heaven. ;)

[Bari]

I'll be buying a stairway to heaven. ;)

- Just let me take some measurements:thumbs up

[Barreldriver]

I'm tempted to create my own occupation, I will call it the super Barreldriver Force of Border Patrols that Barreldrive Mexican campers in the Face.

[fratelloRocco]

I'm a member of the army of glorious Italy.

Well, we have tried :wink

[Lady L]

I'm a Love Goddess :smilie_liebe9:

[Lars]

My last day on the job in on this Thursday and in late August I begin my education in library and information science.

[Solwyn]

Hmmm you attend to a ladies "lady garden" eh?............:coffee:

I am the lawnmower, LOL

[Liffrea]

Err …..bum.

[Skandi]

Back to bar supervisor, but at least it's not a nightclub anymore, and I get a £1 an hour more than I did there :) I love having a degree it really helps :rolleyes:

[Tolleson]

I love having a degree it really helps :rolleyes:

Congrats Thrym. It will be all worth it when your Masters is all done.
**Fatherly speech complete**:)

[Germanicus]

Here we have a simple job of cutting into, and welding a swept branch into a pipe.
http://i339.photobucket.com/albums/n449/ruffusruffcut/P051010_1429.jpg

Firstly i cut the shape out of the pipe, put a few runs of weld inside the pipe, allow to cool so it stresses,so when i weld it,it stresses back the other direction normalising the pipe.
http://i339.photobucket.com/albums/n449/ruffusruffcut/P051010_1430.jpg
Tacking up the swept branch fitting, you can see underneath the burnt paint from the prestressing.
http://i339.photobucket.com/albums/n449/ruffusruffcut/P051010_1439.jpg
Finished the weld, it looks ok.
http://i339.photobucket.com/albums/n449/ruffusruffcut/P051010_1455.jpg
Next job adding the bend onto it, making sure everything is square and level.
http://i339.photobucket.com/albums/n449/ruffusruffcut/P051010_1524.jpg
Then adding a bit of cosmetics, job done.
http://i339.photobucket.com/albums/n449/ruffusruffcut/P051010_1604.jpg
Sometimes i do make it look easy to the younger guys, but i reasure them i have been doing this a hell of a long time. :)

[Don Brick]

Well you all probably already expected this but I´m a part-time porn star/rock star.

[Germanicus]

Well you all probably already expected this but I´m a part-time porn star/rock star.


yes we did, because you have distinguishing feature for the job, a dick on your forehead? :)

[Don Brick]

yes we did, because you have distinguishing feature for the job, a dick on your forehead? :)

Hey now, some people are into that kinda kinky stuff and I´m glad to have this unique (and woman pleasing) gift, a dick on my forehead. Ahem. Haven´t you ever seen Pornocchio 2? :lie: I star in that one.

[Germanicus]

Hey now, some people are into that kinda kinky stuff and I´m glad to have this unique (and woman pleasing) gift, a dick on my forehead. Ahem. Haven´t you ever seen Pornocchio 2? :lie: I star in that one.


Sorry but that guy was a bigger prick than you are..... :)

[Graham]

Machine operator, work in a factory that makes silicon wafer. Working with dodgy chemicals like hydrofluoric acid

[Heimmacht]

In a while I'm going back to school to become a security guard, I hope that eventually I'm gonna be able to work with dogs.

[Falkata]

I work as an actuarial consultant for a multinational. It´s still my first year

[Atlas]

Nothing, crook at times because I am lazy.

[Cato]

I was promoted at Walmart, to a photo specialist in the photo lab of my store. I recently had my manager tell me I have managerial qualities (i.e. I can be a hardass when I have to be, but generally play by the book), even though I kind of despises managers.

[Grumpy Cat]

I work for a bank, as a programmer.

[blan]

well in short...... i am an idea man... i dream dreams...and then i sell them... i sell dreams and ideas for an affordable price. if anyone needs a dream or an idea please email me. i am always open 24/7;)

[antonio]

I used to be a man of ideas, too. But currently I make some money working for the Spanish state as computer analist-programmer, which means i do the analysis and the implementation too. Unfortunatelly (or fortunatelly as long as i dont get reassigned) my org is a highly centralized one and i'm not at its centre so i used to pass my worktime mainly unoccupied.

[Vasconcelos]

Ah, so in the Spainish state there are the same issues as in Portugal! :p

[antonio]

Ah, so in the Spainish state there are the same issues as in Portugal! :p

Of course. Although Portugal case is a worse one: you've frontier with Spain while we've it with France. :D

[blan]

I used to be a man of ideas, too. But currently I make some money working for the Spanish state as computer analist-programmer, which means i do the analysis and the implementation too. Unfortunatelly (or fortunatelly as long as i dont get reassigned) my org is a highly centralized one and i'm not at its centre so i used to pass my worktime mainly unoccupied.

i should have got into computers like you...nobody told me dreams would make you so poor....:(:(

[antonio]

i should have got into computers like you...nobody told me dreams would make you so poor....:(:(

Don't worry about that: you're young enough to change to whatever you want...unfortunatelly at the expense of get off your dreams: when I was younger Id always think on becoming a writer but my everyday worklife, even with little work but constricting me on time and space, prevents me from being in the higher moods I need to get inspired. It's nasty. Although being a vocational programmer at spare time is another factor to consider in my failure.

[Svipdag]

LONG (23 years)-retired educator.

Until 1987,I had taught geology and sometimes astronomy at a State College which became a State University, for 28 years. Before that, I had worked as a materials technician for the Highway Department, taught geology for 3 years at a private college, and physics for a year in a Navy school, where I also taught German (to my fellow officers) for 6 weeks one summer.

[Iloko]

And are you satisfied with it as long as it pays the bills, or do you dream of conquering new territory?

Sorry if this is a nosy question but it would be interesting to see what everyone here does? Or if you're a student or unemployed perhaps..

[Iloko]

oh sorry there is already another thread on this, please close this thread admin

[Neanderthal]

i fight crime, u?

[Mark]

Thread merged

[Not a Cop]

i fight crime, u?

I do not.

[Trogdor]

At this point in my life, 'student' would be my occupation.

However, I have been applying for jobs and meeting some managers to find work since I'm going to need some extra cash when I work on my Bachelor's Degree.

[Pyramidologist]

Until I get a proper job, self-employed as a trader on Ebay. This sounds lazy, but it involves hours of packaging each day, going to post-office etc., and then you have to be online for a while uploading all the stuff.

[Jehan]

Lieutenant aux Renseignements généraux, spécialisé dans le fichage des individus dangereux sur internet.

[Oneeye]

Phlebotomy currently, and in a program to be a laboratory tech. Lots of fun poking people and playing with their fluids.

[Neanderthal]

I do not.

what a shame with all that power. Putin and the mother land could use someone with your powers to crush the global elite

[Anglojew]

I can't decide if I should answer Palestine or Spartan?

[Gustave H]

Gigolo.

[Bobby Martnen]

I'm a college student

[Massagetae]

Electrical Engineer. + ex -- Elite Athlete.

[JohnSmith]

I am in IT.

[RenaRyuguu]

Market research analyst I feel like I keep answering this idk lol