This woman..

[Ozzy]

http://www4.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Alexis+Texas+CLOw-uxk9jmm.jpg

She's German and Puerto Rican? (Some random site mentioned that, I don't remember if it was her site or not?) :eek: That might explain some things.. lol

Does she look PR at all?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/ac/Alexis_Texas_at_Exxxotica_New_Jersey_2010.jpg

I don't really see it.

[Incal]

I can see it:

http://i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg183/Incal_x/GIFs/round-of-applause.gif

[Ozzy]

What I want to know is.. Can they isolate the Puerto Rican gene responsible for that thing of great beauty?

Oh jesus, I've gotta go to the bathroom.. I'll be back!

[Incal]

As Agrippa used to say, it's recombination: She got the euro looks and the rican ass. I've seen Alexis a couple of times IRL and besides the booty she looks WASPy indeed.

[Ozzy]

Pretty much, I guess. That GIF you'd posted has sucked me in and had me hypnotized for the last five minutes or so.

[davidzappa]

She has had too much surgery. You can tell from her nose.

[Ozzy]

She has had too much surgery. You can tell from her nose.

Yeah, I sort of got a "worked on" vibe from her.. I'm not sure if this is the case. But there are no pre-surgery photos to really go by, so who knows. I do agree that she looks slightly fake to me, as with most women in her line I guess... :D

[le penalty]

Alexis Texas ???? :D

[Incal]

Pretty much, I guess. That GIF you'd posted has sucked me in and had me hypnotized for the last five minutes or so.

LOL

[Ozzy]

Alexis Texas ???? :D

I think you just need a girl like that to sit on your face bare-assed and fart in your mouth or something. You'll be making your own thread for her soon enough, I'm sure.

[American_Hispanist]

PRs can look like anything bruah.

[Sikeliot]

The ass is probably fake.

[Ozzy]

The ass is probably fake.

True, it could be.. But it's still nice to look at, probably fun to play with as well and maybe use as a pillow at night for my big ass head. :D

[Incal]

The ass is probably fake.

As a conASSeur, I can tell you it's not.

[EagleAtHeart]

She looks pure WASP. She's a porn star, she probably said German and PR to sound exotic. She would have more roles that way.

[Incal]

She looks pure WASP. She's a porn star, she probably said German and PR to sound exotic. She would have more roles that way.

Nah I don't really think so. Besides, it's really hard for a white woman to grow an ass like that... unless she were Italian of course. All the white porn stars with good ass I've seen have been Italian or part Italian.

[EagleAtHeart]

Nah I don't really think so. Besides, it's really hard for a white woman to grow an ass like that... unless she were Italian of course. All the white porn stars with good ass I've seen have been Italian or part Italian.

It's probably butt injections then.

And maybe in Sicily, but most Italian women outside there have flat asses lol - the same as all other Europeans.

[Ozzy]

It's probably butt injections then.

And maybe in Sicily, but most Italian women outside there have flat asses lol - the same as all other Europeans.

I knew an Italian/German girl and although I might've only seen it bare in photos, she definitely had a nice, round ass. I'm gonna keep an eye out for non-southern european girls with bubble butts now. To be honest, I think that most of the girls who're northern/central euro looking with big hineys were part Italian that I've personally known.. or something similar. Shit. :p

[Incal]

And maybe in Sicily, but most Italian women outside there have flat asses lol - the same as all other Europeans.

You answered yourself: Most Italian-Americans came from Sicily. Sum the fastfood diet and you got the recipe for Big ASS.