Jokes About Turks

[Turkophagos]

A Turk at the airport:

- Name?
- Dede Kopeoglu.
- Sex?
- Three to five times a week.
- No, no. I mean male or female?
- Male, female, sometimes camel.
- Holy cow!
- Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.
- But isn't that hostile?
- Horse style, doggy style, any style!
- Oh dear!
- No, no! Deer run too fast!

[archangel]

dude didnt you got bored

[Turkophagos]

A Greek and a Turk get into a car accident and it's a bad one. Both cars are totally demolished, but, amazingly, neither of them are hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the Greek sees the guy is wearing a T-shirt with Turkish written on it and says, "So you're a Turk. I'm a Greek. Just look at our cars. There's nothing left, but we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God. God must have meant that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace the rest of our days." The Turk replies, "I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God." The Greek continues, "And look at this. Here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of Retsina wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then he hands the bottle to the Turk. He agrees, takes a few big swigs, and hands the bottle back to the Greek. The Greek takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap on, and hands it back to the Turk. The Turk asks, "Aren't you having any?" The Greek replies, "No...I think I'll wait for the police..."

[Turkophagos]

How do you ruin a Turkish party?
Flush the punch bowl.

How do you get a Turk out of a bath tub?
Throw in a bar of soap.

What do you call an abortion clinic is Turkey?
Crime prevention.

What's the difference between a Turkish baby and a trampoline?
You take your shoes off before jumping on a trampoline!

What's delaying the Turkish space program?
Development of a working match.

Why do Germans put their trash in Ziploc bags?
So that the Turks can go window shopping.

Why is there no national library in Turkey?
Someone stole the book.

How do you stop the Turkish cavalry?
Turn off the carousel.

A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed. A guy came in for a drink and the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?" The man replied, "150." So the robot proceeded to make conversation about physics, astronomy, and so on.

The man listened intently and thought, "This is truly amazing and a testament to the marvels of human innovation." Another guy came in for a drink and the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?" The man responded, "100." So the robot started talking about the Superbowl, dirt bikes, and so on.

The man thought to himself, "Wow, this is really cool. I have to tell my buddies about this." A third guy came in to the bar. As with the others, the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?" The man replied, "80."

The robot then said, "So, how are things in Turkey these days?"

[Serpent Mist]

LOL :picard2: those jokes are pretty shit. Guess us Turks have a long way to go until people joke about us like they do the gayreeks ;)

What's the Greek Army's motto?
Never leave your mate's behind.

In Greece, how do you separate the men from the boys?
With a crowbar!

Why did the little Greek boy run away from home?
He didn't like the way he was being reared.

What do you give a Greek man with a scratchcard?
A coin to scratch it with.

Why did Greece fail to get the latest installment of EU aid?
Because no one in Greece works long enough to complete the application form

What's teh capital of Greece? €1.50

What do Greek men and ambulances both have in common?
They get loaded from the rear and go whoo hoo

It's only a joke...

[Turkophagos]

LOL :picard2: those jokes are pretty shit. Guess us Turks have a long way to go until people joke about us like they do the gayreeks ;)

What's the Greek Army's motto?
Never leave your mate's behind.

In Greece, how do you separate the men from the boys?
With a crowbar!

Why did the little Greek boy run away from home?
He didn't like the way he was being reared.

What do you give a Greek man with a scratchcard?
A coin to scratch it with.

Why did Greece fail to get the latest installment of EU aid?
Because no one in Greece works long enough to complete the application form

What's teh capital of Greece? €1.50

What do Greek men and ambulances both have in common?
They get loaded from the rear and go whoo hoo

It's only a joke...



Make your own "Greek jokes" thread, bitch...

[Serpent Mist]

A Turk at the airport:

- Name?
- Dede Kopeoglu.
- Sex?
- Three to five times a week.
- No, no. I mean male or female?
- Male, female, sometimes camel.
- Holy cow!
- Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.
- But isn't that hostile?
- Horse style, doggy style, any style!
- Oh dear!
- No, no! Deer run too fast!

Haha this is actually a joke about an arab http://email-junk.com/jokes/an-arab-at-the-airport.html
you just changed it to a turk lol how lame.

[Serpent Mist]

Make your own "Greek jokes" thread, bitch...

ooooh you mad?

I think I'll just post jokes about greeks just to see you rage :P

[Furnace]

"Do you know why a turk doesn't eat pork?

Well, for the same reason we don't eat people!"




"A turk, an arab and a paki are in a car. Who's driving?

Answer: The police!"



"How do you hide your money from a Turk?

Put it under a bar of Soap!"




"How long can a little toorkie-girl stay virgin?

Answer: As long as she can run faster than her brothers, her father, her uncles and her cousins!"

[Linet]

I hadnt seen this thread :lol:

[Han Cholo]

How do you call an orthodox Turk that writes with funny symbols? A greek.

[Linet]

charming charming :rofl:...:lmao
I cant believe he created such a thread in the Turkish section :fhhorse: , oh i ll die laughing today :dielaughing:

[iNird]

These are pretty funny. Lulz were had.

[Linet]

Anyway, if Turkish members are annoyed by it :shakefist , let me know to change location to it :)