Drunken tales from life..

[evon]

Well, guess i should start this, seeing since i am drunk and all...:)

Been a hard week, i care for my schizophrenic brother and its a full time job...but as i keep telling myself, who else will do if i dont do it? so tonight i decided it was time for me to go out and have some fun:)

[arcticwolf]

Well, guess i should start this, seeing since i am drunk and all...:)

Been a hard week, i care for my schizophrenic brother and its a full time job...but as i keep telling myself, who else will do if i dont do it? so tonight i decided it was time for me to go out and have some fun:)

You are a good man. You have my respect! Those who do what needs to be done and serve others are the pinnacle of humanity.

Having some fun from time to time is a good thing.

You Sir are the real man!

[evon]

You are a good man. You have my respect! Those who do what needs to be done and serve others are the pinnacle of humanity.

Having some fun from time to time is a good thing.

You Sir are the real man!

Thank you:) I wish i could do more, but what can you do...We are limited by the bodies we inhabit..But i dont think i do more then anyone else would do in my place, if we dont have family what then do we do...Its a struggle, he self medicates by drinking, which breaks my heart, but what can i do.. he is a grown man...

[arcticwolf]

Thank you:) I wish i could do more, but what can you do...We are limited by the bodies we inhabit..But i dont think i do more then anyone else would do in my place, if we dont have family what then do we do...Its a struggle, he self medicates by drinking, which breaks my heart, but what can i do.. he is a grown man...

You do your best and that's all anyone can do. You are doing your part and being a real man. No one should expect anything more form nobody else. Your conscience is clear.

Unwind and have some fun, you've earned it.

[American_Hispanist]

when I was in mexico, I got drunk and the next thing I know, I'm fucking a fine woman. that's one tale I'll say.

[evon]

when I was in mexico, I got drunk and the next thing I know, I'm fucking a fine woman. that's one tale I'll say.

good for you man, been there done that, enjoy it while you can, i think its called youth.. :)

[American_Hispanist]

good for you man, been there done that, enjoy it while you can, i think its called youth.. :)

unfortunately, I haven't had the same luck here in the US. :(

[RussiaPrussia]

i dont drink i probably have only drank alcohol like 5 or 6 times in my life lol

[Feral]

Years ago...
I was waiting the bus with some "friends" after an underground concert. I was highly drunk, so some lowlifes, whom was starting to get on the bus, shouted some insults at me -coz I'm too pretty-, and I didn't react very well. :P I started a fight with some lowlife, couldn't know if he was the one who yelled at me, but whatever :P Then the rest of the lowlifes started to getting off the bus, so I stepped back a little. There was at least five cacos yelling at me and telling me how handsome I am. It was only me, like a fiercly dwarf against an army of orcs -- because my "friends" were standing across the street. One of them cacos threw a kick at me, so I grabbed his leg and stole his shoe. :P The bus started to go, so the lowlifes boarded it. When the bus was driving away, the lowlifes started yelling that they would miss my handsomeness, so I threw the freakin' shoe at the window where they were at. But they keep on yelling how much they loved me, so I run to the bus and climbed the window and threw some punches at them. They tried to hug me but some of them closed the window without knowing that my hand was there, so I was forced to climb off. Finally, I walked in the middle of the street to where my "friends" where wainting me, I was still with thirst for battle. :D But then I took the bus so I could go back m'home.

That's it. I was young and stupid.


Fuckin' orcs... :p

[Virtuous]

Nothing special, but this is what I remember


-So I got drunk, my friend brought me home with a taxi. While he carried me I accidentally dropped the empty bottle of vodka on my neighbours driveway. I only got to know the day after when my neighbour commented on a facebook post of mine.

-So I got drunk, I thought I'd be a badass by snapping a 1.5 inch diameter thick log full of twigs n branches in front of a pack of gals. I failed, miserably.

and I still got the scar on me leg.

-So I got drunk, I climbed on a wall and started acting like some goofy special ops agent, a security told me to get down. After several "What's?" from my side, I understood and got down.

-oh yes and that I removed my t-shirt nd started shouting n yelling n supposedly dancing in a club. With everyone looking at me.

[Feral]

Bumpo. :D

[Äike]

Nothing special, but this is what I remember


-So I got drunk, my friend brought me home with a taxi. While he carried me I accidentally dropped the empty bottle of vodka on my neighbours driveway. I only got to know the day after when my neighbour commented on a facebook post of mine.

-So I got drunk, I thought I'd be a badass by snapping a 1.5 inch diameter thick log full of twigs n branches in front of a pack of gals. I failed, miserably.

and I still got the scar on me leg.

-So I got drunk, I climbed on a wall and started acting like some goofy special ops agent, a security told me to get down. After several "What's?" from my side, I understood and got down.

-oh yes and that I removed my t-shirt nd started shouting n yelling n supposedly dancing in a club. With everyone looking at me.

Do you even need taxis or cars in Malta? Malta is like really small.

[evon]

Well not to bad a hangover today, was a weird night, a guy spilled water on me by accident (He had a mouthful of water and started laughing), so he got me a few drinks as an apology, guess that was aright, Jegermeister shots for 24NOK is quite all right:)

[Grenzland]

I once wrote drunk several letters to German pornstars asking them for an autograph. I was surprised a few weeks after. They send me a nice letter and the autograph too! :D

[larali]

I have too many. I was president of the drunkenest sorority on campus.

Oh yeah!

[Grenzland]

I have too many. I was president of the drunkenest sorority on campus.

Oh yeah!

Haha sororities... :D

[Just90]

I got so drunk in Paris
no taxi cab wanted to take my friend and me to our hotel
I took double " fuck shots "
I dance in the table
Tried to get down w our tour guide
And cried for my mom lol

I didn't remember anything till my friends told me the next morning even my guide mention it , embarrassing lol

[Grenzland]

"fuck shots" ?

[Virtuous]

Do you even need taxis or cars in Malta? Malta is like really small.

Malta is small but you must remember, the streets are relatively small too and there are a lot of corners, it's not like you can go from North to South/ East to West in one go, of course there are bypasses.

[Grenzland]

Malta is small but you must remember, the streets are relatively small too and there are a lot of corners, it's not like you can go from North to South/ East to West in one go, of course there are bypasses.

How do you know, you never leave the forum! :p

[Kazimiera]

Drunken stories? Oh God, where do I begin?

[Grenzland]

With a funny one?

[Just90]

"fuck shots" ?

I had never heard about it either

Till I taste them at this club in Paris

It was like a green liquid idk what exactly it had in it

But they are called fuck shots cause supposedly they leave you like fucked up lol

[Virtuous]

How do you know, you never leave the forum! :p

How do you know? You must be online all the time checking me!

[Grenzland]

How do you know? You must be online all the time checking me!

No, I have several secretaries. ;)

[Virtuous]

No, I have several secretaries. ;)

Dude, you use secretaries to keep tabs on me? You should be doing something else with them :D

[Grenzland]

Dude, you use secretaries to keep tabs on me? You should be doing something else with them :D

Good point! Never thought about it! :confused:

[Drawing-slim]

No matter how much i drink or the amount of cocaine i use to take chased by scotch, i never get out of controll. I'm known amongst my friends about this.
Exept the very first time i tasted alchohol; i drank a whole battle of rakia as if i was drinking a battle of water. I remember was raining in my town and i started walking in the middle of the streets at night. Next thing i knew i woke up in jail. Apperantly i had simply droped in the middle of the city streets and police had taken me in.

[Slycooper]

Was drunk. Chilling with this 30 year old who had kids. I passed out while trying to get her. :picard1:. Woke up to find out that a guy I know ended up fuckin her.:picard1::picard1::picard1:

[Grenzland]

Was drunk. Chilling with this 30 year old who had kids. I passed out while trying to get her. :picard1:. Woke up to find out that a guy I know ended up fuckin her.:picard1::picard1::picard1:

Yeah, that's the dangerous thing about drinking! :D

He can be glad that the lady was just 30 years old! :D

[Dacul]

i dont drink i probably have only drank alcohol like 5 or 6 times in my life lol

Heretic!
You are not real european,if you do not drink!

[Dacul]

Oh lol I do not remember all my times when I got drunk and did weird things...

[Kazimiera]

---> moved to Philosophy

[12345]

When I was 18 and at college, a weekend trip to the beach (100 miles away) was organised. Others were buying beer for the trip on the hired bus but my friend convinced me we should get a bottle of whiskey. On rough roads we broke the glasses on the neck of the bottle when trying to pour. So we searched on the floor, found some empty beer cans and poured the whiskey in. We drank from those and at one point I almost swallowed a wet cigarette end. Some had evidently used that can as an ashtray! Ugghh!!!

I got a fiendish headache before I was even properly drunk and spent most of that weekend in bed - alone! In retrospect, it was probably alcohol poisoning and I have never touched whiskey since.

[larali]

- Got arrested

- got kicked out of a bar for pushing my ex around, he ended up walking me three miles to his apartment where I spent the night :picard2:

- a party involving tequila shots with gouda chasers, I don't know how many. And I got called into work unexpectedly the next morning at 5 am.

- met some hot guys, went to the beach with them, ran into my then-boyfriend who was supposedly having a guys night out (but he was with a crowd of girls), and I ended up driving him home

- walked around downtown for an hour shoeless, because my feet hurt from my high heels and I couldn't find my car, and some people I knew saw me and had to drive me home :picard1:

- Made some concoction I called "diarrhea", because that's what it looked like, and after a few shots of it threw it right back up....

- Called my work and wanted to talk to the cute guys while toasted...

And many other things too embarrassing to mention.




---> moved to Philosophy


LULZ

[Virtuous]

What? Males discuss philosophy and politics when drunk.