ask larali

[larali]

Phuck it, I'm bored and I have beer tonight. (Yes I know it's Wednesday, that is WHY I am having beer.)

[Bobby Six Killer]

have u ever had cybersex?

[larali]

have u ever had cybersex?

I think once when I was 18 or so, it was lame.

[Bobby Six Killer]

Fav food?

[larali]

Fav food?

Pizza, seafood, fish tacos

[Oneeye]

What's your favorite beer?

[larali]

What's your favorite beer?

Bud Light, Miller Light, really any light beer, Yuengling

I like all beers.

[iNird]

a/s/l

[Jamal Hernandez]

Do you believe that once you go black, you can never go back?

[larali]

a/s/l

33/ female/ Florida.


Do you believe that once you go black, you can never go back?

I don't know, I've never gone black :)

[Jamal Hernandez]

Have u ever gone spic?

[larali]

Have u ever gone spic?

No, my sexual experience is limited to Turk and Anglo.

[Hurrem sultana]

Are you religious?

[larali]

Are you religious?

Hard to answer this. I'm agnostic, but I go to church (Methodist). My kids go to Sunday School and my hub is the Sunday School teacher. I sing in the choir.

I used to be very religious when I was younger. But I also have an AA degree in philosophy and am pretty well studied in Methodism, and I am more practically religious than spiritual... if that makes sense.

To sum it up-- kinda.

[Neanderthal]

You're like the gayest poster around (even for chick standars.) How do taht makes you feel?

[larali]

You're like the gayest poster around (even for chick standars.) How do taht makes you feel?

Hahahaha, gay howso??

[Graham]

What are those yummy looking biscuit/cakes on your avatar?

[larali]

What are those yummy looking biscuit/cakes on your avatar?

Sugar cookies with buttercream icing that I made for my daughter's Valentine's Day party. I am a kick ass baker. :thumb001:

(Except compared to Ashina, I think she beats me)

[Wadaad]

Whats it like living in the suburbs with your white picket fence and 2.4 kids

[Graham]

Look good, though I'm the greedy sort, to sneak about 5 of them.

[R4ge]

Do you workout to stay in tip-top MILF shape?

[larali]

Look good, though I'm the greedy sort, to sneak about 5 of them.

I ate most of the leftover buttercream. :icon_ask:



Whats it like living in the suburbs with your white picket fence and 2.4 kids

It's good, although like any normal woman sometimes I long to fly away and have sex with millions of hot guys.

Just kidding. Sort of.

[Bobby Six Killer]

Do put spicy sauce over those fish tacos?

[larali]

Do you workout to stay in tip-top MILF shape?

I do, I usually run about 15 miles per week, however I have been bad about it lately and it shows.

I had to quit the gym last year for financial reasons. But yeah.

[larali]

Do put spicy sauce over those fish tacos?

Guac and salsa and/or Louisiana hot sauce :)

[Oneeye]

How many drinks til you're drunk?

[Oneeye]

And do you have any tats?

[larali]

How many drinks til you're drunk?

One time I got drunk off 3 beers, after I had not drank in a long time. But normally 8 beers or 2 glasses of wine, and I don't drink liquor anymore.


And do you have any tats?

Nope, I don't, but I am fascinated by them for some reason.

[Jamal Hernandez]

which male you liked on abf?

[larali]

which male you liked on abf?

I had several crushes on abf ;) Not naming names.

[Bobby Six Killer]

what's the most delicious dish you can cook?

[larali]

what's the most delicious dish you can cook?

Erm... how about jambalaya?

It's not my favorite but some people like it. Hub is the primary cook in our family, to be honest.

[Oneeye]

Chinese or Mexican takeout?

[larali]

Chinese or Mexican takeout?

Mexican. I hate Chinese.

[Sippola]

West or East coast...or mid?

North or South....or mid?

I know u will not answer if you don't want to....just curious....

[larali]

West or East coast...or mid?

North or South....or mid?

I know u will not answer if you don't want to....just curious....

Just making sure, is this about geography or is it a sexual reference? lol

[Oneeye]

Have you ever been to Europe?

[Sippola]

Just making sure, is this about geography or is it a sexual reference? lol

I should be more careful next time.....I did mean geography..:D

[larali]

Have you ever been to Europe?

Only Turkey. My ex lived there.


I should be more careful next time.....I did mean geography..

OK I thought you meant that. I feel an affinity with the place I grew up in, the southeast, especially the Gulf area.

[Sippola]

OK I thought you meant that. I feel an affinity with the place I grew up in, the southeast, especially the Gulf area.

southeast, Gulf....hmm...the gulf is mostly on the west coast of FL...

[larali]

southeast, Gulf....hmm...the gulf is mostly on the west coast of FL...

Southeast United States, Gulf Southern states (Fl, Alabama, Mississippi, Lousiana). Sorry if I'm confusing.

[Sippola]

Southeast United States, Gulf Southern states (Fl, Alabama, Mississippi, Lousiana). Sorry if I'm confusing.

no need to say "sorry"....I confuse lots of people myself....thanks for answering...I am from Florida as well.

[Aredhel]

Do you consider yourself conservative?

[larali]

Do you consider yourself conservative?

No, I'm politically centrist. I like to save money, though.

[ZephyrousMandaru]

No, my sexual experience is limited to Turk and Anglo.

Do you give men of a certain racial and/or ethnic background preference over others, as it pertains to dating?

[Oneeye]

What's sexier, a banana hammock or a speedo?

[larali]

Do you give men of a certain racial and/or ethnic background preference over others, as it pertains to dating?

Well, I haven't dated in a long time. In the past I did not give race a thought. I am generally attracted to white guys similar to myself, however.

If I were to lose hub for some reason I'd probably not date again.


What's sexier, a banana hammock or a speedo?

I have never heard of banana hammock before (lol) but it must be sexier than a Speedo!!

[Oneeye]

How's it feel to be the first nominee of "Apricity's most attractive members?" :thumb001:

[larali]

How's it feel to be the first nominee of "Apricity's most attractive members?" :thumb001:

:rolleyes: Well I'm flattered that one of the cutest guys here jumped in to give me a mention :D

[Kryvich]

Those cookies in your avatar... do you have any left over? :icon_hungry:

[Incal]

Besides Miami, what are other good places in FL to find bubble butts?

[larali]

Besides Miami, what are other good places in FL to find bubble butts?

LOL. :p Orlando.

[papa diddy pop]

LOL. :p Orlando.

orlando=Amusement park

[Mistel]

Larali, what do you think is the best lipstick you can buy (regardless of the price)? :)

[larali]

Larali, what do you think is the best lipstick you can buy (regardless of the price)? :)

I never buy expensive brands so I don't know about them, but I love Mary Kay. I have two friends who sell it and we have Mary Kay parties sometimes. :)

[dado]

what do u think of bosnians

[larali]

what do u think of bosnians

Know nothing about them

[rhiannon]

Are you a member of the 99% or the 1% ....or rather, where do your sympathies rest?:)

[larali]

Are you a member of the 99% or the 1% ....or rather, where do your sympathies rest?:)

1% as in...?

[Acquisitor]

do you have a job ? if yes, then what do you do ?

[rhiannon]

1% as in...?
The top 1% versus the bottom 99%:D

[larali]

do you have a job ? if yes, then what do you do ?

I'm a stay at home mom, but I'm thinking about working when my kids are in school full time.

I want to do foster care, not sure though...I'm trained in communications, PR and graphic design. I used to work in the art field.


The top 1% versus the bottom 99%

Yeah I thought that's what you meant... How about the bottom 1%? Lol no, my hub does pretty well for himself. We're middle class. I usually vote Democrat ;)

[papa diddy pop]

Are you a member of the 99% or the 1% ....or rather, where do your sympathies rest?:)

the 99vs1 is a stupid marxist concept ,why would it be the 99vs the 1% , i see people in the "we are the 99 manifestation" with peace and love symbol which is totally antagonist of the 99 concept which is to throw hate against the 1% .

[rhiannon]

the 99vs1 is a stupid marxist concept ,why would it be the 99vs the 1% , i see people in the "we are the 99 manifestation" with peace and love symbol which is totally antagonist of the 99 concept which is to throw hate against the 1% .
I don't feel sorry for the 1% in any way, shape, or form. Sorry!

[papa diddy pop]

I don't feel sorry for the 1% in any way, shape, or form. Sorry!

yeah ofc but do you feel any anger toward them ? cause they did nothing to you ,most except the mafia and some corrupted politician earned their money honestly,by their work ,why would it be taken from them ?

[rhiannon]

yeah ofc but do you feel any anger toward them ? cause they did nothing to you ,most except the mafia and some corrupted politician earned their money honestly,by their work ,why would it be taken from them ?If you believe that, I cannot say anything more.

[Grace O'Malley]

Phuck it, I'm bored and I have beer tonight. (Yes I know it's Wednesday, that is WHY I am having beer.)

Good girl. You're very brave.

[dado]

did u had hard times getting used to family life...kids,hubby and all that

[larali]

did u had hard times getting used to family life...kids,hubby and all that

Yeah, I actually like working, so staying home was really hard to get used to. I cried a lot. But me staying home works out better for our family, because of the kids' crazy schedules and day care expenses.

The hubby part was easy. I got married fairly young so it's all I know.

[papa diddy pop]

If you believe that, I cannot say anything more.

Yeah of course rich are evil who stole the money of the poor :rolleyes: look at bill gates,the son of bitch ,maybe I exaggerated a bit by saying there were honest since there a lot of lawyer probably Jewish in that 1%:p ,
anyway it's the money they earned they do what they want with it .

In France we don't have this problem ,the 1% are taxed more than 50% of their revenue if you count ISF and revenue taxes and the 0,1% are taxed 85% in average or soon will be,so now the rich fly away and it become even worst than before.

We just need an optimum taxes rate that will make earn the state much money and don't make the rich go away and spend their money elsewere.It's like company taxes ,in average too much taxes and the company will not be competitive and foreigner will not invest in the country,it also depends of other factors ofc but it plays a big role.

I don't say that rich people are perfect but we need them ,cause it's them who have the production tools and other system than capitalism would be an awful mess, disorganized mess.

http://media.economist.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/full-width/images/print-edition/20120121_USC422.gif

[amerinese]

Which would you try first... possum or squirrel?

[rhiannon]

Yeah of course rich are evil who stole the money of the poor :rolleyes: look at bill gates,the son of bitch ,maybe I exaggerated a bit by saying there were honest since there a lot of lawyer probably Jewish in that 1%:p ,
anyway it's the money they earned they do what they want with it .

In France we don't have this problem ,the 1% are taxed more than 50% of their revenue if you count ISF and revenue taxes and the 0,1% are taxed 85% in average or soon will be,so now the rich fly away and it become even worst than before.

We just need an optimum taxes rate that will make earn the state much money and don't make the rich go away and spend their money elsewere.It's like company taxes ,in average too much taxes and the company will not be competitive and foreigner will not invest in the country,it also depends of other factors ofc but it plays a big role.

I don't say that rich people are perfect but we need them ,cause it's them who have the production tools and other system than capitalism would be an awful mess, disorganized mess.

http://media.economist.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/full-width/images/print-edition/20120121_USC422.gif

I don't deny some have come by their fortunes legitimately. More power to them. I like Bill Gates.

The rest of them?

I have nothing to say.

[larali]

Which would you try first... possum or squirrel?

Squirrel, of course. The ones in my yard are really fat too, so they should taste good.

[asingh]

Are you missing your interactions with Unome.

[larali]

Are you missing your interactions with Unome.

HAHAHAHAHA!!!

No. Well....

[The Alchemist]

What's you current job, Lara??

[larali]

What's you current job, Lara??

Laundry, lots of it.... I make my own laundry soap too.

I also spend a lot of time at the school helping out. I teach the kids to read, and I'm the "room mom" so I coordinate the parties and carnivals and stuff.

But I don't get paid for it. :)

[Hoca]

How did you meet your (ex?)-husband?

Which languages do you speak?

What do you do for living?

Do your kids look like you or more like your husband? Can you post pictures? :)

What is your education?

What is your favorite drink?

[larali]

How did you meet your (ex?)-husband?

I don't have an ex husband, I have a husband and I've been with him for 10 years :) We met at a party (set up by friends). I have an ex boyfriend that I almost married, I met him on a chat room when I was a teen...long story.


Which languages do you speak?
Just English, I can understand a little Spanish and French. I used to be fairly fluent in Turkish but I've forgotten it.


What do you do for living?
Just a mom


Do your kids look like you or more like your husband? Can you post pictures? :)
OK just a min


What is your education?
AA philosophy; BA communications/ PR minor psychology; AS graphic design


What is your favorite drink?
Beer, water

[Pallantides]

What is Prutos secret?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHwWALic4po

[Lobotomist]

Your hair and eye colour?

[larali]

What is Prutos secret?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHwWALic4po

:mmmm:



Do your kids look like you or more like your husband? Can you post pictures?

Actually I'm not sure I feel comfy posting pictures of them, since the Cynewald incident. One can't be too careful.


Your hair and eye colour?

Brown/ blue

[Pallantides]

:mmmm:


Do you think Pruto was part of Dolans poson shørt scheme?

[Azalea]

Did you miss me? :p

[Han Cholo]

What do you think when you hear "Ciudad Juarez".?

[larali]

What do you think when you hear "Ciudad Juarez".?

:mmmm:

I think "Weird beaner"

[Hoca]

Did I miss the pictures? :o

[larali]

Did I miss the pictures? :o

I'm worried about posting pics of my kids on this forum, since we had a pedophile here not too long ago.

[Hoca]

I'm worried about posting pics of my kids on this forum, since we had a pedophile here not too long ago.

Ok, I understand

[kwestos]

Hey Lara, thank you for bringing me here, in return I will send you over twenty packets of minced beef meat (however it may contain some horse).
Hello everyone, I am here to bore you a bit.:tongue

[larali]

Hey Lara, thank you for bringing me here, in return I will send you over twenty packets of minced beef meat (however it may contain some horse).
Hello everyone, I am here to bore you a bit.:tongue

I saw you lurking down there :D

[kwestos]

I saw you lurking down there :D
when?how?why?where?
questions are endless.
in case you dont answer you will be taken to a secret CIA prison in eastern Europe.

loveXXX

[Farah]

Which Middle Eastern country would you like to visit the most? :D What do you think of those who express anti-American sentiments in some parts of the world (like burning of the flag & such) ?

[larali]

Which Middle Eastern country would you like to visit the most? :D What do you think of those who express anti-American sentiments in some parts of the world (like burning of the flag & such) ?

Leave it to you to ask a real question :D I really love Turkey, but I've already been there, so maybe Egypt-- it seems safer than Iraq or Saudi Arabia. Egypt has the pyramids so if I ever do visit the Middle East, that's the most likely place I'd go.

Anti-American sentiments are everywhere... it doesn't really bother me, unless it leads to terrorism, because that's scary. Cultural clashes are natural and unavoidable.

[alfieb]

Hey Lara, thank you for bringing me here, in return I will send you over twenty packets of minced beef meat (however it may contain some horse).
Hello everyone, I am here to bore you a bit.:tongue
Welcome to my favorite Polack.

[ZephyrousMandaru]

If you had a child with Wadaad. Where do you think it would plot? I'm not trolling or being sarcastic, I'm genuinely curious. But given the nature of the query, you don't have to answer it.

[Wadaad]

Speaking of children...which one of your kids is your favourite ... And no PC 'I love em all equally' type replies, every parent has a favourite.

[randomguy1235]

What do you think of this forum? Do you miss ABF?

[larali]

If you had a child with Wadaad. Where do you think it would plot? I'm not trolling or being sarcastic, I'm genuinely curious. But given the nature of the query, you don't have to answer it.

Ok, weird question. lol. I'm no expert at all this plotting business, but I will say Morocco. My mtDNA is H1 which is common in Berbers and Basques. And it's sort of halfway between subnordid land and Somalia.

What do you think? Am I way off?


What do you think of this forum? Do you miss ABF?

I like it, especially the new layout... I'm getting pretty comfy here. :D

ABF is home though...

[randomguy1235]

I like it, especially the new layout... I'm getting pretty comfy here. :D

ABF is home though...

lol Yeah. The new layout is very similar to that of ABF. Unfortunately, there's a much greater diversity of threads/topics at ABF.

[Han Cholo]

Are Latin American mestizos attractive to you?

[larali]

Are Latin American mestizos attractive to you?

Sure, in general they are.

[ZephyrousMandaru]

Ok, weird question. lol. I'm no expert at all this plotting business, but I will say Morocco. My mtDNA is H1 which is common in Berbers and Basques. And it's sort of halfway between subnordid land and Somalia.

What do you think? Am I way off?

I think it would plot somewhere in North Africa, so I don't think your estimation is inaccurate. But I wouldn't limit it to one North African country. :)

[larali]

Speaking of children...which one of your kids is your favourite ... And no PC 'I love em all equally' type replies, every parent has a favourite.

Oh I missed this. I love both kids differently. The oldest one is the responsible, mature, gifted one. The younger one is the crazy nutso one who loves to give hugs and kisses. I honestly don't have a favorite. One is usually annoying me more than the other at any point in time, though :D

[rhiannon]

I like it, especially the new layout... I'm getting pretty comfy here. :D
ABF is home though...
TA and ABF are my favorite forums :) I've missed ABF since it went down. It looks to be just about fully functional now, though

[asingh]

TA and ABF are my favorite forums :) I've missed ABF since it went down. It looks to be just about fully functional now, though

You MOD...here. Mmmm. This place has so so many MODs. Every other handle seems to be a MOD.

:)

[Mordid]

If you were single, would you date me?

[Mans not hot]

Do you like Polish guys?

[larali]

If you were single, would you date me?

Not if you are that guy you post in the pics!!! Hahaha!!


Do you like Polish guys?

Very much so.

[StonyArabia]

Do you think Arabian men are attractive, if you were not married would marry or date one?

[larali]

Do you think Arabian men are attractive, if you were not married would marry or date one?

Absolutely. Love 'em!

[Mans not hot]

Very much so.
Why?

[larali]

Why?

Why not? They are cute. I have some Polish ancestry in fact.

[StonyArabia]

Would you marry or date a younger men, if you were still single?

[larali]

Would you marry or date a younger men, if you were still single?

LOL.... I don't know. Depends on the guy, I suppose.

[archangel]

how old are you?

[larali]

33

[StonyArabia]

Are you on 23andme?

[larali]

Are you on 23andme?

Yep, username larali, feel free to add.

[StonyArabia]

Added.

Do you have any cousins on this anthroforums?

[larali]

I share a 9 mb segment with Amerinese :) Also share with a guy on ABF called Red Rover.

[Mans not hot]

Why not? They are cute. I have some Polish ancestry in fact.
High five, sista.

[Turkophagos]

What's your opinion on bukkake?

[larali]

What's your opinion on bukkake?

I do not know what that is?

[Sonboy]

have you ever been in mexico?

[larali]

have you ever been in mexico?

Nope! Have not.

[Oneeye]

Do you play any instruments?

[amerinese]

Do you and the hub know how to shoot? Keep any guns around the house?

[larali]

Do you play any instruments?

No... I tried to learn guitar in high school, but I lost interest.

[larali]

Do you and the hub know how to shoot? Keep any guns around the house?

No, I'm scared of guns :D

[amerinese]

No, I'm scared of guns :D

Well that's a healthy fear, but one that could be harnessed for the powers of good.

What about your dad, does he keep guns around his house?

[larali]

Well that's a healthy fear, but one that could be harnessed for the powers of good.

What about your dad, does he keep guns around his house?

No... not anymore.

When I was growing up, he had a hunting rifle. It was kept in the closet unloaded. I was in awe of it.

[amerinese]

No... not anymore.

When I was growing up, he had a hunting rifle. It was kept in the closet unloaded. I was in awe of it.

Did he ever shoot gators, swamp rats, water moccasins, etc. with it?

[Bobby Six Killer]

Have you ever been arrested?

[larali]

Did he ever shoot gators, swamp rats, water moccasins, etc. with it?

Well, one time he shot a rattlesnake that was about a million feet long. He and a neighbor had found it, were going to divide the skin and make something pretty from it. But it was destroyed when they shot it.

I'm sure he shot a few cottonmouths and black snakes, but I can't remember the specifics.

There were boars in the woods where we lived, I think he may have shot one before I was born.

[larali]

Have you ever been arrested?

Yes. ;)

Underage possession, like all the other cool kids.

[Armand_Duval]

Did you miss me when they got me banned?.....:D

[OnceLord]

larali,

Why consume a beer on Wednesday? Should that not be a Monday thing?

Or, is that when the wine cork enters the scene? :)

[amerinese]

Did you miss me when they got me banned?.....:D

We all missed you and wondered at your whereabouts.

[larali]

larali,

Why consume a beer on Wednesday? Should that not be a Monday thing?

Or, is that when the wine cork enters the scene? :)

I usually only drink on the weekends, but since I've been sick I've rationed my beer to one a night. The last one is waiting till the kids go to bed tonight :D

[Bobby Six Killer]

You you change the suburbs to nyc?

[Armand_Duval]

We all missed you and wondered at your whereabouts.

I do appreciate your concern brah.

But....

@Larali, why did you think it was funny they banned me?....:mmmm:

[larali]

You you change the suburbs to nyc?

I am adaptable, but I like where I'm at :)


@Larali, why did you think it was funny they banned me?....

Because LOL!!!!!!

[Oneeye]

How difficult do you find it to stop staring at another woman's epic cleavage?

[Armand_Duval]

Because LOL!!!!!!


Lol!.

@Larali, do you believe in ghosts?. Why?.

[Bobby Six Killer]

Have you ever practiced black magic, witchcraft or wicca?

[larali]

How difficult do you find it to stop staring at another woman's epic cleavage?

I don't bend that way, if that's what you're asking. :p

It would probably make me turn the other way, in fact!


Have you ever practiced black magic, witchcraft or wicca?

You people are asking weird questions now....

I did once have a Ouija board, which my church youth leader told me to burn. She said if I burned it, I would hear screaming as the spirits left. So, my friend and I burned it in the fireplace.

It was quite a let down....

[larali]

Lol!.

@Larali, do you believe in ghosts?. Why?.

I don't know, but sometimes when I get up at night to go to the bathroom, I pray that my grandma will not appear at me XD

[Armand_Duval]

Larali who are your fave and lest fave posters?.

[larali]

Larali who are your fave and lest fave posters?.

I like anybody who is nice to me, that pretty much sums it up.

[Bobby Six Killer]

Did you vote for Pedro?

[larali]

Did you vote for Pedro?

Of course and I wore the T shirt!

[Armand_Duval]

@Larali, what annoys you the most in life?.

[larali]

@Larali, what annoys you the most in life?.

Good question!

When there is no coffee left!!

(Also when hub puts dirty dishes on the wrong side of the sink, that comes in at #2)

[Armand_Duval]

@Larali, if you hadnt been born a gringo gal, what other race/country would you like to choose if you could?.

[larali]

@Larali, if you hadnt been born a gringo gal, what other race/country would you like to choose if you could?.

French! They are the complete opposite of me, but I love them.

[Oneeye]

What do you do when you're bored, besides posting "Ask me" threads inebriated?

[larali]

While inebriated? Lol...

Research family history, read stuff on the internet, hang out with hub, and also stuff you guys would find boring such as sewing and crocheting and reading recipes.

[Han Cholo]

Are you afraid of Mexicans?

[larali]

Are you afraid of Mexicans?

Only when they stare at me funny....

[papa diddy pop]

French! They are the complete opposite of me, but I love them.

why ? you always wanted to be black ? :P ,no seriously why ?

[larali]

why ? you always wanted to be black ? :P ,no seriously why ?

Because they are so shallow!!! I would love to be that carefree ;)

Just kidding, I really like their shoes and fashion. I'm a girl, ya know.

[Dandelion]

French are bon-vivants.

[amerinese]

Do you know how to water ski, kneeboard, or wakeboard?

[larali]

Do you know how to water ski, kneeboard, or wakeboard?

Nope. But my dad grew up on the bayou and is an excellent water skiier (or used to be) :)

Nowadays, nobody skis on the bayou, because it's too polluted.

[Dandelion]

Would you ever try gator meat in your lifetime? Do also gators live near your house?

[larali]

Would you ever try gator meat in your lifetime? Do also gators live near your house?

Sure, I'd try it. Gators are a nuisance and people hunt them. I actually have never tried gator.

Gators do in fact live all around this area. Any body of water will have them. I saw them all the time at my college campus (it was a low lying area surrounded by woods and some creeks.)

[amerinese]

I tried gator and crawfish for the first time, in... Denver, Colorado. :lol:

[larali]

I tried gator and crawfish for the first time, in... Denver, Colorado. :lol:

Random! Was it imported? lol

[amerinese]

Random! Was it imported? lol

I'm sure it was. I was there for some technical training with a guy from Mississippi. We found a Cajun restaurant downtown and got hammered on beer, then ate whatever exotic stuff they had on the menu.

[larali]

That's funny. I'm sure there are places around here that serve gator, but I don't frequent Cajun places that often and have never noticed it on the menu. I've had plenty of crawfish, though!

[kwestos]

Questions from me:

meat or veggies?
wine or hash?
heaven or hell?
trainers or heels?
trousers or skirts?
you credit card number?
old men or young women?
hot or mild food?

[larali]

meat or veggies? Veggies

wine or hash? Hash, I guess

heaven or hell? Heaven

trainers or heels? Depends on the occasion

trousers or skirts? Depends on the occasion again

you credit card number? Your mama's phone number

old men or young women? Old men

hot or mild food? Hot

[Armand_Duval]

@larali have you ever had a fistfight with another gal?.

[larali]

@larali have you ever had a fistfight with another gal?.

Noo!! I am totally a lady!!

[amerinese]

Your mama's phone number

:lol:

[kwestos]

:lol:
She is getting worse and worse. I think she takes drugs, maybe heroine.

[larali]

Hash, I guess

Doy! I thought you meant hash as in potatoes. I change my answer to wine.

[amerinese]

Dated a Turk and didn't know what hash was?

[larali]

Dated a Turk and didn't know what hash was?

He smoked Marlboros and hookah :confused:

[kwestos]

Dated a Turk and didn't know what hash was?
I am sure though Larali knows at least twenty terms for 'heroine'.
I know only dope, smack and white lady but I dont inject that much (as some other members).
ah, and I dont deal.

[larali]

You misspelled it, hun, it's heroin without the e at the end.

[amerinese]

In FLA they have OxyContin.

[larali]

In FLA they have OxyContin.

I do not do Oxycontin nor heroin :mad:

[Armand_Duval]

@Larali, do you have or ever had a worst enemy?.

[larali]

@Larali, do you have or ever had a worst enemy?.

Yes, there was a girl in third grade whom I caught stealing my lunch money. We were enemies up through high school. A few years ago I found her on Facebook, and I tried to add her as a friend so we could laugh about it, and she rejected my friend request! Can you say, bitch!!

Gotta go eat, cheesy greasy, be back later.

[kwestos]

You misspelled it, hun, it's heroin without the e at the end.

oh, clever, I wanted to complment you saying heroine, like a woman-hero, but your vocabulary is too short.


In FLA they have OxyContin.

Its what MJ was doing?


@Larali, do you have or ever had a worst enemy?.

I think I know the answer.

[amerinese]

Yes, there was a girl in third grade whom I caught stealing my lunch money. We were enemies up through high school. A few years ago I found her on Facebook, and I tried to add her as a friend so we could laugh about it, and she rejected my friend request! Can you say, bitch!!

Gotta go eat, cheesy greasy, be back later.

Maybe she does OxyContin...

[papa diddy pop]

I am sure though Larali knows at least twenty terms for 'heroine'.
I know only dope, smack and white lady but I dont inject that much (as some other members).
ah, and I dont deal.

the white lady is too damn expansive and make your willy limp . at first I tough it will be the contrary.

[amerinese]

Its what MJ was doing?


Yeah, among other things.

[amerinese]

the white lady is too damn expansive and make your willy limp . at first I tough it will be the contrary.

I thought you said there were no white ladies left in France.

[papa diddy pop]

Yeah, among other things.

who the fuck is mj ? sound like the nickname of a 80's movie character.

[papa diddy pop]

I thought you said there were no white ladies left in France.

There are, but it's damn expansive !!! it's something only rich can afford these days .and i'm talking of both white ladies meaning :laugh:

[kwestos]

who the fuck is mj ? sound like the nickname of a 80's movie character.
Michael Jordan hahahaha.

Michel Jacksoun.

[papa diddy pop]

Michael Jordan hahahaha.

Michel Jacksoun.
why don't you the whole word/sentence instead of using some lame abbreviation ,I understand shit . Mike the jedi ?

[amerinese]

There are, but it's damn expansive !!! it's something only rich can afford these days .

We also have some expansive white ladies, but they are the most affordable kind.

http://thecount.com/wp-content/uploads/LEVI-FAT.jpg

[amerinese]

I thought he meant Magic Johnson. He probably takes it along with his anti-retrovirals.

[papa diddy pop]

We also have some expansive white ladies, but they are the most affordable kind.

http://thecount.com/wp-content/uploads/LEVI-FAT.jpg

Well at least with this beauty I could try a new sexual practice : the roll of fat fucking ,a lot better than the usual tits fuck :loco:

[Dacul]

Why you choosed this name,Larali?

[amerinese]

Let's see if Larali can hold her cheesy greasy dinner down when she returns to the thread. :lol:

[papa diddy pop]

Let's see if Larali can hold her cheesy greasy dinner down when she returns to the thread. :lol:

Prozac make you handle everything :thumb001:

[larali]

Why you choosed this name,Larali?

My favorite teacher in high school gave it to me. He used to give me REM posters and put questions about REM on tests so I'd get bonus points ;)

He was caught a few years later with a teenage girl in his car and was fired :eek:

[Armand_Duval]

^^^^ Lol.

@Larali what is you fear the most in life?.

[larali]

^^^^ Lol.

@Larali what is you fear the most in life?.

Something bad happening to my kids.

[Armand_Duval]

Something bad happening to my kids.


Dont even mention it!, i think that's what everybody who is a parent fears the most.

[Armand_Duval]

@Larali, do your hub and you get drunk together?

[larali]

@Larali, do your hub and you get drunk together?

Yeah, of course.

[amerinese]

Dont even mention it!, i think that's what everybody who is a parent fears the most.

No shit. Wait until you have one in ICU or similar.

[PeacefulCaribbeanDutch]

are you really a florida peach

[larali]

are you really a florida peach

You mean Georgia peach?

I'm neither a Georgia peach nor a Florida orange.... :confused:

I did recently buy a variegated kumquat tree for my yard, but that is a bit off topic I guess.

[Armand_Duval]

No shit. Wait until you have one in ICU or similar.

I hope that never happens.....

[larali]

Prozac make you handle everything :thumb001:

Xem nó với sự hài hước gây khó chịu, hoặc tôi sẽ làm cho bạn cần prozac french cậu bé

[papa diddy pop]

Xem nó với sự hài hước gây khó chịu, hoặc tôi sẽ làm cho bạn cần prozac french cậu bé

Tôi không hiểu shit vào những gì bạn nói

[Virtuous]

What the fhucsia you on about?

also, would you like to have sex with me?

[larali]

What the fhucsia you on about?

What's fhucia?


also, would you like to have sex with me?

Yes. Right now???

[Virtuous]

What's fhucia?

No idea.


Yes. Right now???

Whenever you want.

[Oneeye]

Wal Mart or Bi-Mart? :1099:

[larali]

Wal Mart or Bi-Mart? :1099:

What the heck is bi-mart?

(Just googled it-- we don't have it here.)

[Oneeye]

What the heck is bi-mart?

(Just googled it-- we don't have it here.)

It's a neat store that you get a membership card to put on your keyring, before you're let in. I didn't bother to check if it was even out of the Northwest... I guess the closest to compare it to would be Sam's Club.

[larali]

It's a neat store that you get a membership card to put on your keyring, before you're let in. I didn't bother to check if it was even out of the Northwest... I guess the closest to compare it to would be Sam's Club.

Oh, OK. I used to have a membership at Sam's Club. It is the most drab, boring place to shop. I've never heard of Bi-Mart, I thought you were asking me in a roundabout way whether I am bi. :confused:

[Oneeye]

Oh, OK. I used to have a membership at Sam's Club. It is the most drab, boring place to shop. I've never heard of Bi-Mart, I thought you were asking me in a roundabout way whether I am bi. :confused:

You've already denied checking out other lady's cleavage, so what would be the point? Even straight women can appreciate cleavage. :p If anything you're less "bi" than average.

[amerinese]

Costco for the win. Go to a Costco and a Sam's Club in the same area and see the difference in the staff. At Sam's Club they look and act like they are on prison work release. As with fast food joints, the local labor pool is a primary factor, but management, training, hiring policies can make a big difference.

[Oneeye]

Costco for the win. Go to a Costco and a Sam's Club in the same area and see the difference in the staff. At Sam's Club they look and act like they are on prison work release. As with fast food joints, the local labor pool is a primary factor, but management, training, hiring policies can make a big difference.

I've never been in a Sam's Club, but Costco is great. Buy in bulk LOL.

[larali]

You've already denied checking out other lady's cleavage, so what would be the point? Even straight women can appreciate cleavage. :p If anything you're less "bi" than average.

I took a personality test once that told me I'm a traditional female, but also that I challenge authority. Which means that I tell my husband to pick a place to eat, but give him hell about whatever place he picks.




Costco for the win. Go to a Costco and a Sam's Club in the same area and see the difference in the staff. At Sam's Club they look and act like they are on prison work release. As with fast food joints, the local labor pool is a primary factor, but management, training, hiring policies can make a big difference.

I've heard of Costco, we don't have that place either.

[amerinese]

Hell yeah, I just left Costco with a huge case of paper towels and a giant bottle of scotch. Now I'm ready to get shitfaced, spill scotch everywhere, and clean it up like nothing happened.

[larali]

Won't eat at McDonald's but drink Scotch like it's going out of style!! Tsk, tsk.

If y'all are going to drink tonight I might, as well.

[OnceLord]

If you could change anything about the path you'd taken in life or wanted to add anything along the way, what would it be?

[amerinese]

Won't eat at McDonald's but drink Scotch like it's going out of style!! Tsk, tsk.

If y'all are going to drink tonight I might, as well.

Scotch is sterile, an antiseptic, and sealed in a bottle. Not some ecoli-infested garden salad from Mickey D's that was handled by some snotnosed kid who forgot to wash his hands after his last bathroom break.

[larali]

If you could change anything about the path you'd taken in life or wanted to add anything along the way, what would it be?

Hm.... well, I'm still really conflicted about whether to go back to work. For years I had planned to go to med school, and that didn't happen, so there is this whole identity thing I'm dealing with. But I like being a stay at home mom, for the most part.

One thing I want to do is adopt kids, but life won't let me at the moment, and that is frustrating. :)

[Oneeye]

Won't eat at McDonald's but drink Scotch like it's going out of style!! Tsk, tsk.

If y'all are going to drink tonight I might, as well.

Don't knock the Scotch! I'm thinking about getting a bottle of Gelenfiddich, but would wait until tomorrow when I'm steelhead fishing in the mountains to drink it.

[larali]

Don't knock the Scotch! I'm thinking about getting a bottle of Gelenfiddich, but would wait until tomorrow when I'm steelhead fishing in the mountains to drink it.

Not knocking at all, Amerinese is fun when he's drunk.

[OnceLord]

Hm.... well, I'm still really conflicted about whether to go back to work. For years I had planned to go to med school, and that didn't happen, so there is this whole identity thing I'm dealing with. But I like being a stay at home mom, for the most part.

One thing I want to do is adopt kids, but life won't let me at the moment, and that is frustrating. :)

If you are comfortable sharing what identity thing is this you speak of?

And adoption is a very noble thing in my opinion. If it becomes difficult waiting just be mindful (as I'm sure you are) the option is always there and a child in need of love is always around the corner.

[amerinese]

I'm more fun when writing drunk posts on ABF. Better trolls over there.

[Oneeye]

I'm getting the few remaining prerequisites to get into an MLT program out of the way at the moment.

Do you have any family members that were adopted? My maternal grandmother, an aunt, and a couple of my cousins are all adopted.

[larali]

If you are comfortable sharing what identity thing is this you speak of?

And adoption is a very noble thing in my opinion. If it becomes difficult waiting just be mindful (as I'm sure you are) the option is always there and a child in need of love is always around the corner.

Well I dunno, a lot of people don't really respect stay at home moms. The school my kids go to is a private school where most of the moms work, and I feel like they look down on me. It's probably just a feeling though.... :)

[larali]

I'm getting the few remaining prerequisites to get into an MLT program out of the way at the moment.

Do you have any family members that were adopted? My maternal grandmother, an aunt, and a couple of my cousins are all adopted.

No, and my family (mom, dad etc) are solidly against the idea of it. I have two bio girls and want to adopt two boys :)