Japan vs South Korea - who would win?

[Loki]

Same genre, next episode.

What do you think?

[SKYNET]

Loki's user account hacked?

[Dombra]

Which would be each countries allies?

[RussiaPrussia]

Japan, korea is just fake japan

[Vesuvian Sky]

Excellent thread idea.:)

I'd go with S. Korea. They are more war minded/prepared for war then Japan is. Even my Japanese friend had ZERO confidence in Japan's current military prowess.

Furthermore, Japanese culture is so fem'ed up right now that their bushido 'code of the Samurai' mindset is clearly a distant thing of the past. Koreans, both N. and S. would probably luv nothing more to have a go at it w/ their former masters once and for all. They have way too much piss and vinegar in them whereas the Japs have had theirs taken out a looooong time ago.

Also everyone their looks like a wuss even their fattest sumo wrestler. I was pretty sure even I could kick that entire country's ass right now and I ain't meat head.

Yeah Japan would be toast.

[Loki]

South Korea is heavily militarized at the moment ... it will probably be in the early lead. But don't underestimate the Japanese.

Purely hypothetical scenario, of course.

[Vesuvian Sky]

I'd give them more credit if they weren't so obsessed with 10 year old pre-pubescent caucasoid girls and AKB48:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHdcW2axwMk

Then again S. Korea has this guy:icon_ask::


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1eoOzC5s7g

[Loki]

Japan:

Fit for military service
22,390,431 males, age 18–49 (2010 est.),
21,540,322 females, age 18–49 (2010 est.)

Active personnel 247,746
Reserve personnel 57,899


South Korea:

Available for military service
12,483,677 (2005 est.), age 15–49

Active personnel 639,000
Reserve personnel 2,900,000

[RussiaPrussia]

I'd give them more credit if they weren't so obsessed with 10 year old pre-pubescent caucasoid girls and AKB48:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yKqOSpDDp4


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C746VSnX4Qs

[Loki]

Korea has about twice as many tanks as Japan.

[SILNI]

What kind of question is this? JAPAN OF COURSE.

http://akter.co.rs/medias/_files/KAMIKAZE%2014.jpg

[Vesuvian Sky]

Maybe a better question is who is the wussiest most feminized E. Asian "Yamamoto" type: S. Koreans or Japanese?

Meh, I say the wild card factor should be considered here and that N. Korea will blow them both up before its all said and done.

edit: that's funny I knew Koreans were obsessed w/ plastic surgery but I didn't think it would be to make them more "white".

Yamamoto types have much deep down hatred for Caucasoids so its hilarious to see some so self hating.

[Loki]

If there ever was a united Korea, it could be a different story altogether ...

[Vesuvian Sky]

If there ever was a united Korea, it could be a different story altogether ...

And it would definitely be if Fatso clan had won.

[SILNI]

If there ever was a united Korea, it could be a different story altogether ...
I would never bet against North Korea , no matter who is on opposite side.

[HillY35]

Current military-facts scenario, the South Koreans have the advantage over the Japanese. Indomitable kamikaze-ish war spirit of the Japanese vs. Korean cultural spirit? : the Japanese would crush the Koreans.