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Neanderthal
05-28-2013, 04:58 PM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/264780_201702203211434_3784049_n.jpg

Baluarte
05-28-2013, 04:59 PM
Yus

Ultra
05-28-2013, 05:00 PM
Yeah.

Philo
05-28-2013, 05:00 PM
Ubermensch.

Neanderthal
05-28-2013, 05:01 PM
Be honest guys pls

Neanderthal
05-28-2013, 05:04 PM
Also rate me pls

King Claus
05-28-2013, 05:06 PM
not really xD

Neanderthal
05-28-2013, 05:09 PM
not really xD

Why not? I think you're lying. People from my block call me 'El Sueco' wich means the Swedish guy, you just hating bro.

Vasa
05-28-2013, 05:14 PM
Why not? I think you're lying. People from my block call me 'El Sueco' wich means the Swedish guy, you just hating bro.

You wouldnt even pass in Mars. Just because youre an albino nigga doesnt make you look Swedish.

Baldur
05-28-2013, 05:17 PM
Why not? I think you're lying. People from my block call me 'El Sueco' wich means the Swedish guy, you just hating bro.

They probably call you that because of your hair color. But your face is one i would never guess as swedish.

Mazik
05-28-2013, 05:21 PM
Not really.

Hunting Shadows
05-28-2013, 05:27 PM
Scary.

Neanderthal
05-28-2013, 05:28 PM
You wouldnt even pass in Mars. Just because youre an albino nigga doesnt make you look Swedish.

U jelly because i'm blonder than you.

Neanderthal
05-28-2013, 05:29 PM
Scary.

Could you rate me pls?

quaquaraqua
05-28-2013, 06:16 PM
You reminds me a bit geoffrey rush wothout blond hair.

Neanderthal
05-28-2013, 06:18 PM
You reminds me a bit geoffrey rush wothout blond hair.

lol thanks. Would you rate me pls?

Styggnacke
05-28-2013, 06:19 PM
You're so funny.

Neanderthal
05-28-2013, 06:21 PM
You're so funny.

Why? I thought all Swedes were blonde and blue eyed so I was like, why not? :dunno:

The Lawspeaker
05-28-2013, 06:22 PM
No.

Virtuous
05-28-2013, 06:23 PM
Aryan God.

Ultra
05-28-2013, 06:25 PM
You really look like a depigmented, blonde indian... sort of. Honestly, no, you wouldn't pass. :)

Neanderthal
05-28-2013, 06:25 PM
No.

U jelly too, people says I look like him

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-UnjMZxL88Oc/T8V9rNhBJ-I/AAAAAAAAAYc/7aviaTL5y94/s1600/Alexander_Skarsgard_06.jpg

I just have a few pimples, that's all.

Ultra
05-28-2013, 06:26 PM
lol...

Styggnacke
05-28-2013, 06:26 PM
Why?
Because you stole someone's pic. and now you're claiming that it is you on it. Seriously, you're such a comical genius.

Neanderthal
05-28-2013, 06:26 PM
You really look like a depigmented, blonde indian... sort of. Honestly, no, you wouldn't pass. :)

Hmm... Excuse me?

http://coldunited.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/sami_sweden-500x280.jpg

Are they not Swedish? :confused:

Mazik
05-28-2013, 06:27 PM
Hmm... Excuse me?

http://coldunited.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/sami_sweden-500x280.jpg

Are they not Swedish? :confused:

No, why?

Mans not hot
05-28-2013, 06:28 PM
U look more like you could fit better in Finland than Sweden.

Neanderthal
05-28-2013, 06:28 PM
Because you stole someone's pic. and now you're claiming that it is you on it. Seriously, you're such a comical genius.

Staph, don't make stuff up about me please, that's me in the picture, I can take a shirtless picture of me right now if you want...

Pictus
05-28-2013, 06:29 PM
If you walk in the streets of Sweden, maybe none will notice you as a non swedish, but if they would analyse your face, you would not pass as one.

And the majority of swedes are light brown hair or brown hair, with very golden hair as a a minority with a heavy majority with light eyes.


Typical average swedish:

http://photos.posh24.com/p/1122567/z/andreas_wilson/andreas_wilson.jpg

It is very obvious you do not have his face or phenotype.


PS: Why does this worry you so much?

Neanderthal
05-28-2013, 06:29 PM
No, why?

Well they have been living in Sweden longer than any of your ancestors... so...

Neanderthal
05-28-2013, 06:30 PM
If you walk in the streets of Sweden, maybe none will notice you as a non swedish, but if they would analyse your face, you would not pass as one.

And the majority of swedes are light brown hair or brown hair, with very golden hair as a a minority with a heavy majority with light eyes.

Typical average swedish:

http://photos.posh24.com/p/1122567/z/andreas_wilson/andreas_wilson.jpg

It is very obvious you do not have his face or phenotype.


PS: Why does this worry you so much?

It is because the pimples right...?

Mans not hot
05-28-2013, 06:30 PM
Staph, don't make stuff up about me please, that's me in the picture, I can take a shirtless picture of me right now if you want...
Don't make him fapping.

Styggnacke
05-28-2013, 06:31 PM
Well they have been living in Sweden longer than any of your ancestors... so...
Barely anyone lives in what is their "native territory".

Virtuous
05-28-2013, 06:31 PM
Staph, don't make stuff up about me please, that's me in the picture, I can take a shirtless picture of me right now if you want...

Post a video showering.

Mazik
05-28-2013, 06:32 PM
Well they have been living in Sweden longer than any of your ancestors... so...

Our Swedish I1 ancestors migrated to Scania 12-13000 years ago and later expanded northwards following the melting ice sheets.

Northern Fennoscandia, the native territory of Saami's, was covered with ice back then.

I'm part Saami fyi.

Neanderthal
05-28-2013, 06:32 PM
Barely anyone lives in what is their "native territory".

Want a shirtless picture yes or not???

Styggnacke
05-28-2013, 06:33 PM
Want a shirtless picture yes or not???
No.

Neanderthal
05-28-2013, 06:33 PM
Our Swedish I1 ancestors migrated to Scania 12-13000 years ago and later expanded northwards following the melting ice sheets.

Northern Fennoscandia was covered with ice back then.

I'm part Saami fyi.

Do you dance with funny hats and have sex with reinders too?

Vasa
05-28-2013, 06:33 PM
Well they have been living in Sweden longer than any of your ancestors... so...

False. They have only lived in the North and lived therefor longer than swedes, but in the middle and the south there have only lived Swedes so in that area Swedes have lived longer.. Quite logic. But overall both Saamis and Scandos have lived in the North about equally long but always separated.

Neanderthal
05-28-2013, 06:34 PM
No.

Why not???

Neanderthal
05-28-2013, 06:34 PM
False. They have only lived in the North and lived therefor longer than swedes, but in the middle and the south there have only lived Swedes so in that area Swedes have lived longer.. :)

U know nothing, U swarthy.

Pictus
05-28-2013, 06:36 PM
Lol Vasa is a very typical swede in phenotype, do you have identity crisis????

Mazik
05-28-2013, 06:36 PM
Do you dance with funny hats and have sex with reinders too?

No :coffee:

Virtuous
05-28-2013, 06:37 PM
You people should stop hating, haters gonnaty hate.

Styggnacke
05-28-2013, 06:37 PM
Why not???
You are too sexy for me.

Neanderthal
05-28-2013, 06:38 PM
Lol Vasa is a very typical swede in phenotype, do you have identity crisis????

Vasa looks like a light Puerto Rican.

Neanderthal
05-28-2013, 06:39 PM
You are too sexy for me.

Are you making fun of me...? It is because my pimples right...?

Vasa
05-28-2013, 06:39 PM
This is the Saami traditional way of reindeer castration.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fftnExG-WFg

Pictus
05-28-2013, 06:39 PM
Vasa looks like a light Puerto Rican.

You look like a light mesitzo.

Baldur
05-28-2013, 06:39 PM
Vasa looks like a light Puerto Rican.

Yet you get called El Sueco in your barrio? Shouldnt they call you Boricua instead then.

Sblast
05-28-2013, 06:39 PM
Probably.

What do you mean by 'rate me'?
You need a woman by your side to style you man. Starts with a haircut.

Vasa
05-28-2013, 06:40 PM
This is the Saami traditional way of reindeer castration.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fftnExG-WFg

Biting the balls, thats why saamis teeth points out of their mouth..

Neanderthal
05-28-2013, 06:40 PM
you look like a light mesitzo.

Get out of my thread!!!

Neanderthal
05-28-2013, 06:42 PM
Probably.

What do you mean by 'rate me'?
You need a woman by your side to style you man. Starts with a haircut.

You think I would look more Swedish with a SS haircut?

Neanderthal
05-28-2013, 06:42 PM
Yet you get called El Sueco in your barrio? Shouldnt they call you Boricua instead then.

Yeah, you jelly too.

Pictus
05-28-2013, 06:43 PM
Where did you get your golden blond hair, not from an iberian source of course??

Neanderthal
05-28-2013, 06:46 PM
Where did you get your golden blond hair, not from an iberian source of course??

I have one Swedish grandparent.

Pictus
05-28-2013, 06:47 PM
I have one Swedish grandparent.

Only 1? I see your Y-DNA is R1a.

Neanderthal
05-28-2013, 06:48 PM
My grandfather:

http://transtromer.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/127738975-crop-rectangle3-large.jpg

Neanderthal
05-28-2013, 06:52 PM
I love Swedish girls, my dream is marrying one. :)

Baldur
05-28-2013, 06:55 PM
I love Swedish girls, my dream is marrying one. :)

That is the biggest dream you have out of your life?

Mazik
05-28-2013, 06:56 PM
Your grandpa got the typical "nobel prize winner-look" :cool: :rolleyes:

Neanderthal
05-28-2013, 06:57 PM
That is the biggest dream you have out of your life?

That and fucking acevedoricky up.

Neanderthal
05-28-2013, 06:58 PM
Your grandpa got the typical "nobel prize winner-look" :cool: :rolleyes:

What are you implying???

MissProvocateur
05-28-2013, 06:58 PM
you don't look Nordic at all, so no. Maybe it's just your hair colour, but that's about it. Your face looks odd. There seems to be an alpinid hint, but... There's something off.

Mazik
05-28-2013, 06:58 PM
What are you implying???

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tomas_Transtr%C3%B6mer

Baldur
05-28-2013, 06:59 PM
That and fucking acevedoricky up.

Buena suerte then!

Neanderthal
05-28-2013, 06:59 PM
you don't look Nordic at all, so no. Maybe it's just your hair colour, but that's about it. Your face looks odd. There seems to be an alpinid hint, but... There's something off.

Rate me?

Neanderthal
05-28-2013, 07:00 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tomas_Transtr%C3%B6mer

OMG He looks just like my grandpa!!! :eek:

MissProvocateur
05-28-2013, 07:02 PM
Rate me?

You can't be serious.

Neanderthal
05-28-2013, 07:03 PM
You can't be serious.

What?? I think i'm a very pretty guy myself, I just want some opinions...

Neanderthal
05-28-2013, 07:10 PM
bump

Lábaru
05-28-2013, 07:10 PM
You look pure Aryan.

Baluarte
05-28-2013, 07:11 PM
You look pure Aryan.

I agree. Stay true to the race ihammer!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3dPUzj3Lh0

Neanderthal
05-28-2013, 07:13 PM
You look pure Aryan.

Thanks friend, but it seems there are a lot of jelly people around, personally, I can't stand jelly wannabe's. They just hate me for my phenotype :dunno:

Smaug
05-28-2013, 07:14 PM
Thanks friend, but it seems there are a lot of jelly people around, personally, I can't stand jelly wannabe's. They just hate me for my phenotype :dunno:

They are jealous because of your Aryaness. I wish Welsh were Nordid like you, but we are a bunch of Atlantid wogs.

Mans not hot
05-28-2013, 07:16 PM
They are jealous because of your Aryaness. I wish Welsh were Nordid like you, but we are a bunch of Atlantid wogs.
Girls dig tall dark Atlantids, so be happy.

Lábaru
05-28-2013, 07:16 PM
honestly you should send a sample of your sperm to save and preserve here.
http://www.buscounviaje.com/public_html/fotos/svalbard-noruega-1407/entrada-al-bunker-de-semillas-550-412.jpg
http://spc.fotolog.com/photo/28/15/48/el2012/1212040050_f.jpg

Neanderthal
05-28-2013, 07:17 PM
Girls dig tall dark Atlantids, so be happy.

That's not true, I have a lot of boyfriends. ;)

Pictus
05-28-2013, 07:17 PM
Indio, you need to start and catch the irony of the members here..... an advise from me.

Neanderthal
05-28-2013, 07:17 PM
honestly you should send a sample of your sperm to save and preserve here.
http://www.buscounviaje.com/public_html/fotos/svalbard-noruega-1407/entrada-al-bunker-de-semillas-550-412.jpg
http://spc.fotolog.com/photo/28/15/48/el2012/1212040050_f.jpg

I save my sperm in bottles, you think that is weird?

Neanderthal
05-28-2013, 07:18 PM
Indio, you need to start and catch the irony of the members here..... an advise from me.

They are just being nice, you should try it sometime...

Lábaru
05-28-2013, 07:20 PM
I save my sperm in bottles, you think that is weird?

everybody does the same, nothing wrong.

RussiaPrussia
05-28-2013, 07:22 PM
yeah you look like typical swede

Neanderthal
05-28-2013, 07:22 PM
everybody does the same, nothing wrong.

I want to sell it because of my good Caucasian genes lol

Neanderthal
05-28-2013, 07:23 PM
yeah you look like typical swede

Thanks my friend, could I join the SS?

Pictus
05-28-2013, 07:27 PM
Have you created an SS battalion in Mexico?

Neanderthal
05-28-2013, 07:28 PM
Have you created an SS battalion in Mexico?

Don't make fun of me :mad: I wasn't asked to be born here. Im Swedish, because I look Swedish, period.

mr. logan
05-28-2013, 07:29 PM
Complete desconfiguration. Poster model for eugenics campaign.

"You didn´t want to. Now meet your little girl´s boyfriend"

Pictus
05-28-2013, 07:29 PM
I am not joking.

Baluarte
05-28-2013, 07:31 PM
Complete desconfiguration. Poster model for eugenics campaign.

"You didn´t want to. Now meet your little girl´s boyfriend"

Better than you logan.
The closest thing we¡ve seen of you is your avatar, which as we all know, looks like a butthole.

Neanderthal
05-28-2013, 07:32 PM
Complete desconfiguration. Poster model for eugenics campaign.

"You didn´t want to. Now meet your little girl´s boyfriend"

Are you on drugs?

Neanderthal
05-28-2013, 07:38 PM
I am not joking.

Ok. But there are not many whites like me here lol

ChocolateFace
05-28-2013, 07:39 PM
tbh I don't think you can pass in Sweden

Pictus
05-28-2013, 07:42 PM
Ok. But there are not many whites like me here lol

Maybe there are bot many golden blondes like you, who are few evan in europe, but Mexico has a lot of white people of french and iberian heritage.

Neanderthal
05-28-2013, 07:44 PM
More pictures, because mr.logan says i'm not handsome :rolleyes:

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/28910_100769633304692_2556990_n.jpg

Neanderthal
05-28-2013, 07:46 PM
Maybe there are bot many golden blondes like you, who are few evan in europe, but Mexico has a lot of white people of french and iberian heritage.

Yes there are lot of Criollos here :D

BLUEU
05-28-2013, 07:55 PM
Yes, you look very typical Swedish sir.

Neanderthal
05-28-2013, 07:56 PM
Ok so we can conclude I look Swedish right?

Baldur
05-28-2013, 07:57 PM
Ok so we can conclude I look Swedish right?

Whatever makes you sleep at nights, buddy.

Smaug
05-28-2013, 08:21 PM
Girls dig tall dark Atlantids, so be happy.

Problem. I am light and only 177cm.

EyeOfTheTiger
02-14-2014, 05:36 PM
yes but youre not so nordid

Neanderthal
02-14-2014, 05:39 PM
yes but youre not so nordid

What do you mean?

MINARDOWICZ
02-14-2014, 05:46 PM
You are albino right?

EyeOfTheTiger
02-14-2014, 05:47 PM
What do you mean?
you look quite different from nordid,
the face structure, but im not really sure..

Neanderthal
02-14-2014, 05:49 PM
You are albino right?

No. Fuck you. I'm Nordid.


you look quite different from nordid,
the face structure, but im not really sure..

GTFO my thread faggot.

EyeOfTheTiger
02-21-2014, 01:15 PM
No. Fuck you. I'm Nordid.



GTFO my thread faggot.
NO

Cleitus
02-21-2014, 01:16 PM
The creature on the picture is not Neanderthal.

Lábaru
02-21-2014, 01:55 PM
No. Fuck you. I'm Nordid.



GTFO my thread faggot.

You are Nordid/ProtoNordid, ancient European with strong cromagnon and Neanthertal features.

The King, I am
02-21-2014, 02:02 PM
Yeah could pass as a Swede but your not Nordic
but you pass anyway ;D

More Finnish imo

Neanderthal
02-21-2014, 03:31 PM
Yeah could pass as a Swede but your not Nordic
but you pass anyway ;D

More Finnish imo

Thanks bro. Rate me?

Yuffayur
02-21-2014, 04:09 PM
Yeah you can.

Kalimtari
02-21-2014, 09:01 PM
yup

btw,


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZtCRJld08c

:D

Prisoner Of Ice
02-21-2014, 09:06 PM
yes

and 8/10

Trun
02-21-2014, 09:08 PM
10/10, no homo.