The "Prettiest/Most Handsome Hands and Feet Contest" Thread.

[SuuT]

Prettiest for the ladies, most Handsome for the gentlemen, obviously.

Rules:

1.) If you have bunions, hammer toes, ingrown toenails, or any manner of visible fungus, you must post first.

2.) Only one submission per Aprician (unless you intend encasing your feet in Jell-O, or something. Then, by all means: One submission will not suffice): make it count.

3.) Ladies, feel free to dust-off the slut shoes that have lain dormant underneath the box of half-used toiletries in the bathroom closet since your honeymoon. For all you single ladies, they're over there - by the front door.
3.a.) The majority of the foot must be visible: think 'strappy'.
3.b.) Tiny little barely visible bows earn you extra points.

4.) Men, clip your nails: Ladies will be viewing this thread and making up all manner of complete bullshit in their own heads about you based on your hands and feet and it is your responsibility, as a man, to reinforce said delusions.

The judges for the ladies WILL BE:
1.) ME
2.) Loki
3.) Wat
4.) Psycho
5.) The next dood to make a "Mongoloid" thread.

The judges for the men WILL BE:
1.) Foxie
2.) Lady L.
3.) Aemma
4.) Friggin' Spindle
5.) The next chick to bitch about a "Mongoloid" thread.

Good luck: And may the best appendages win.


P.s. I will be posting mine later today or monday.




Disclaimer: All decisions are final. Any hurt feelings are the soul responsibility of your nasty-ass gnarly feet and/or hands. Prize amounts are subject to change at any time and since the prize is currently zero this should not pose too much of a problem.

[Aemma]

Prettiest for the ladies, most Handsome for the gentlemen, obviously.

Rules:

1.) If you have bunions, hammer toes, ingrown toenails, or any manner of visible fungus, you must post first.

2.) Only one submission per Aprician (unless you intend encasing your feet in Jell-O, or something. Then, by all means: One submission will not suffice): make it count.

3.) Ladies, feel free to dust-off the slut shoes that have lain dormant underneath the box of half-used toiletries in the bathroom closet since your honeymoon. For all you single ladies, they're over there - by the front door.
3.a.) The majority of the foot must be visible: think 'strappy'.
3.b.) Tiny little barely visible bows earn you extra points.

4.) Men, clip your nails: Ladies will be viewing this thread and making up all manner of complete bullshit in their own heads about you based on your hands and feet and it is your responsibility, as a man, to reinforce said delusions.

The judges for the ladies WILL BE:
1.) ME
2.) Loki
3.) Wat
4.) Psycho
5.) The next dood to make a "Mongoloid" thread.

The judges for the men WILL BE:
1.) Foxie
2.) Lady L.
3.) Aemma
4.) Friggin' Spindle
5.) The next chick to bitch about a "Mongoloid" thread.

Good luck: And may the best appendages win.


P.s. I will be posting mine later today or monday.




Disclaimer: All decisions are final. Any hurt feelings are the soul responsibility of your nasty-ass gnarly feet and/or hands. Prize amounts are subject to change at any time and since the prize is currently zero this should not pose too much of a problem.

LMAO! This has got to be one of the funniest contests ever! LOL :thumb001:


Oh but you know regarding this:


Men, clip your nails: Ladies will be viewing this thread and making up all manner of complete bullshit in their own heads about you based on your hands and feet and it is your responsibility, as a man, to reinforce said delusions.

If choosing a male companion based on feet was good enough for Skadi herself, it should suffice for us mere mortal women as well. ;)

[Bari]

So who wants to rub my feet?:)

http://img2.imageshack.us/img2/4210/52322342332.jpg
(Warning! Open at your own risk if you are squeamish;))
They wont...scratch;)

[Tolleson]

If choosing a male companion based on feet was good enough for Skadi herself, it should suffice for us mere mortal women as well. ;)

It obviously worked for you. :thumb001:

[Tabiti]

What' so sexy about male feet? :D

[SuuT]

So who wants to rub my feet?:)

http://img2.imageshack.us/img2/4210/52322342332.jpg

They wont...scratch;)

EEEeeewwwwww.....


What' so sexy about male feet? :D


BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Bari]

EEEeeewwwwww.....


- Yeah, they all say that before they feel em tickling;)

[Lady L]

http://i15.tinypic.com/8dxlord.jpg

..:humble:

Has to win one of these contests god damn it

[Atlas]

Feet turn me off, heck even get me anxious when very ugly, I try to give the woman another look.

[Absinthe]

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1005/1166916658_9fc33b5e8a_o.png

[Psychonaut]

THIS JUST IN!!!

Straight from the judges scorecard: the Athenian feet have the lead in the ladies competition!!!

[ikki]

One fairly intresting beauty contest is one wherein you see only the calves... and having both genders participate equally... was one such in helsinki around -60 that my uncle won :D

[Tabiti]

My "beauties":
Almost my boots are army ones and I don't have hands/feet fetish, sorry;)

[SuuT]

http://i15.tinypic.com/8dxlord.jpg

..:humble:

Has to win one of these contests god damn it


...

Ehhhhhhcellent.

[Germanicus]

It's very hard to choose i'm sure, as all the ladies have such outstanding beautiful assets....:)

[SuuT]

It's very hard to choose i'm sure, as all the ladies have such outstanding beautiful assets....:)

Post your feet. Or do you fear the wrath of the ENBREASTED BUNION HUNTERS?


:coffee:

[Aemma]

It's very hard to choose i'm sure, as all the ladies have such outstanding beautiful assets....:)

No Germanicus, this is feet and hands, not assets! :rolleyes: :p :D

[Lady L]

Vote LL and you get a date with the feet! :D But only ....the feet.

Alright Absinthe this is War! bahahhahaaa! :action-smiley-043:

[Aemma]

One fairly intresting beauty contest is one wherein you see only the calves... and having both genders participate equally... was one such in helsinki around -60 that my uncle won :D

Those must have been some sexy calves! :D

[HawkR]

Bad thread, feet turns me on. Neg rep to Suut:p

[Germanicus]

Vote LL and you get a date with the feet! :D But only ....the feet.

I'd be more than happy to curl up on the sofa on a cold winters night watching a rental of the new Trek film on the 42" plasma, a glass of Jack Daniels and diet Coke in my left hand and your lovely freshly varnished feet in my right hand, that would be a perfect evening......:D

[ikki]

Well here they are ;)
Have fun judging... but unless my only competition are the ingrown nails... haha

[ikki]

Those must have been some sexy calves! :D

well they are an intresting bodypart in that genders arent easily told apart, obesity or such wont bother... and maybe even help as that leads to well muscled calves ;)
What is left is hairyness, length vs thickness etc esthetic questions.

[WinterMoon]

Well, I've posted my feet on forums for years..... I don't expect to win any prize for them, so I honestly don't care if no one likes them. :p

http://i387.photobucket.com/albums/oo318/QuietWind_album/Feet2.jpg

[Óttar]

http://i387.photobucket.com/albums/oo318/QuietWind_album/Feet2.jpg
So tiny! :shocked:

[Tolleson]

No Germanicus, this is feet and hands, not ASSets! :rolleyes: :p :D

Now there's a good thread topic! :thumb001:

[Absinthe]

Lady L and Wintermoon, I love how you wear that cute jewelry on your toes!! :thumbs

[SuuT]

Well, I've posted my feet on forums for years..... I don't expect to win any prize for them, so I honestly don't care if no one likes them. :p

http://i387.photobucket.com/albums/oo318/QuietWind_album/Feet2.jpg

[SuuT]

:bow00001:

[Psychonaut]

http://www.theapricity.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=2771&stc=1&d=1254006040

http://www.theapricity.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=2769&stc=1&d=1254006040

http://www.theapricity.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=2770&stc=1&d=1254006040

[SuuT]

Toe cheese violation. :coffee:

[Psychonaut]

Toe cheese violation. :coffee:

Well...


My feet are disgusting.


OHHHH NOW YOU HAVE TO POST THEM!

:coffee:

[Jägerstaffel]

As someone who hates feet, I'm going to avoid this thread.

Have fun, sickos.

[lei.talk]

as with fine wines, cheeses, artisanal breads
and limited-edition pressings of vegetable-oils,


connoisseurs - even gourmands - will appreciate
this extremely delectable medial attachment
of the musculus tibialis anterior :
http://i15.tinypic.com/8dxlord.jpg (http://www.theapricity.com/forum/showthread.php?p=103091#post103091)
:hungry:
*

[Jägerstaffel]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_G0wiHJ7WHzY/SiZ4JSx6cqI/AAAAAAAAIKU/3no-kAWKUZU/s320/hobbit_feet.jpg


Does this turn you on Suut?


But Mr Frodo sir, I swear I weren't droppin no eaves!

[Jägerstaffel]

http://foltinspage.com/movie/images/Gandalf_2_card.jpg

Confound it all, Samwise Gamgee. Have you been eavesdropping?

http://tolkiengateway.net/w/images/1/16/Peter_Jackson%27s_Samwise_Gamgee.jpg
I ain't been droppin' no eaves sir, honest. I was just cutting the grass under the window there, if you'll follow me.

[Loki]

:cool:

[Inese]

http://i15.tinypic.com/8dxlord.jpg

..:humble:

Has to win one of these contests god damn it
Competition!! :D And i have a anklet too. ^_^
http://i34.tinypic.com/10yp1j4.jpg

[Osweo]

How's this?
http://img690.imageshack.us/img690/6587/200911220072.jpg

The other foot is not fit to be seen. My mother ran over it with a hoover when I was very small. She then did it AGAIN a few years later. Two of the nails were ripped out, and grew back very strangely...

[Eldritch]

http://www.theapricity.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=2769&stc=1&d=1254006040



Very long life line, just like mine.

[Fred]

When is the SPLIT going to happen? Who knows what other body parts will be on display next...

[Eldritch]

I don't want people to go blind, or their monitors to short-circuit, so I'm not posting pictures of my feet. However here's a couple of pics of my hand.

Sorry about the filthy fingernails -- I took them just after getting home from work. The scratch on the back of my hand I got this weekend when trying to move a broken refrigerator, only to realise it was bolted to the floor.

Looking at the other pics in this thread, I realised something: my thumb is very short compared to my other fingers. Anyone know what that means?

http://i48.tinypic.com/52hn45.jpg

http://i47.tinypic.com/eg9838.jpg

[Aemma]

My footsies:

http://i47.tinypic.com/2eg6tg9.jpg


My hands:

http://i46.tinypic.com/2jajggh.jpg

http://i45.tinypic.com/33vga6a.jpg


Well, it is wintertime here afterall. :D


:cold0000::snow::snowman

[larali]

16012

16013

[Damião de Góis]

I accept the challenge. But only because i found a pic of when i twisted my anckle...

http://oi54.tinypic.com/27yb9r9.jpg

and my hand:

http://oi54.tinypic.com/2nmn4.jpg

http://oi53.tinypic.com/nwaezl.jpg

[The Journeyman]

16012

16013

Cute toes.

[Damião de Góis]

Here's a better pic. :lol:
The reason why i took it was because i had a sunburn at the time. But it doesn't show on the pic...


http://oi51.tinypic.com/30xih00.jpg

[Jägerstaffel]

http://i1112.photobucket.com/albums/k481/approachinglightspeed/reer.jpg?t=

To bring back a classic.

[Barreldriver]

larali vs LL...

[Lady L]

larali vs LL...

Really? Mine! :thumb001::D

[Barreldriver]

Really? Mine! :thumb001::D

If this be thee:

http://www.theapricity.com/forum/showpost.php?p=103091&postcount=8