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Grumpy Cat
07-05-2013, 05:16 PM
Here's an article from cracked.com

http://www.cracked.com/article_20501_7-filthy-jokes-you-didnt-notice-in-shakespeare.html

But yeah, Shakespeare is full if sexual innuendos.

One they forgot in this article is from Romeo and Juliet:

CAPULET
75 What noise is this? Give me my long sword, ho!

LADY CAPULET
76 A crutch, a crutch! why call you for a sword?

CAPULET
77 My sword, I say! Old Montague is come,
78 And flourishes his blade in spite of me.

Lady Capulet is making fun of her husband's penis size.

Marko
07-05-2013, 05:35 PM
Typical english humor.