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anonymaus
09-30-2009, 07:05 PM
STOCKHOLM, Sweden — Former Toronto Maple Leafs captain Mats Sundin is retiring from hockey after nearly two decades in the NHL.

"It was a tough decision," Sundin told reporters at a news conference at Stockholm's Grand Hotel on Wednesday. "It's sad to tell you today that my career as a pro hockey player is over."

Source (http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/20090930/Mats_Sundin_090930/20090930?hub=TorontoNewHome)

A better name would have been "High Priest of the Church of Lagom" since this unfailingly mediocre man personified this shitty loser's attitude toward life. He didn't care if he scored, he didn't care if his team won, he doesn't care that he didn't win a Stanley Cup after 20 years in the NHL.

His weak attitude and limp-wristed fear of using his 6ft5in 230lb body to his advantage contributed to fucking over every NHL team he played with; when he was injured or sick, his team always played better without him.

Good riddance, fuckface.

http://gfx.aftonbladet-cdn.se/multimedia/dynamic/00076/en_vinnares_ansikte_76608b.jpg

Tolleson
09-30-2009, 07:56 PM
Ummm, are you a Laffs fan? :eek:

Poor fucker. :D

anonymaus
09-30-2009, 07:58 PM
Ummm, are you a Laffs fan? :eek:

Poor fucker. :D

Not in the slightest, actually. They have the same loser attitude Sundin did. Match made in mediocre heaven.

Jamt
09-30-2009, 08:13 PM
A better name would have been "High Priest of the Church of Lagom" since this unfailingly mediocre man personified this shitty loser's attitude toward life. He didn't care if he scored, he didn't care if his team won, he doesn't care that he didn't win a Stanley Cup after 20 years in the NHL.

His weak attitude and limp-wristed fear of using his 6ft5in 230lb body to his advantage contributed to fucking over every NHL team he played with; when he was injured or sick, his team always played better without him.

Good riddance, fuckface.

http://gfx.aftonbladet-cdn.se/multimedia/dynamic/00076/en_vinnares_ansikte_76608b.jpg

That was the funniest and most outrageous I have read at Apricity. :D
Thank you anonymus.

Tolleson
09-30-2009, 08:23 PM
Not in the slightest, actually. They have the same loser attitude Sundin did. Match made in mediocre heaven.

There is hope for you then. :thumb001:

Motörhead Remember Me
10-09-2009, 08:51 AM
That "loser" won Olympic and World Championship gold's... What are you in the real life, ano? A winner??

Brännvin
10-16-2009, 05:07 PM
That "loser" won Olympic and World Championship gold's...

Oh no, 2006 in Turin, against Finland. Unforgettable :D



What are you in the real life, ano? A winner??

You bet? ;)

anonymaus
10-16-2009, 06:14 PM
I hereby award myself gold medal in trolling.

http://www.taeparktkdtournament.com/images/Gold-Medal.jpg

Congratulations, me!