Things I am currently hating

[Atlas]

Without further ado, things I am currently hating;

1. Weak coffee. God dammit, it's coffee. If I wanted tea, I'd ask for tea. I want my teeth to be stained brown, and my capillaries to contract to the point where I can barely metabolize oxygen.

2. The street being used as a magical garbage disposal. Blowing your leaves into the street is not disposing of them - they just blow into my yard. If your trash can falls over & spills your nasty ass trash into the street...pick it up. Nature will not bio-degrade your plastic tampon applicator fast enough to make me happy.

3. Guy who doesn't look at me when he talks to me. Listen, I understand that working in the drive-through window is not the summit of your aspirations or abilities. But could you tear yourself away from Kashandra, and her party last night, and yet though you be leavin' your cell phone at her house, and you are curious about what she did and where she went, could you at least look at me long enough to not drop all my change on the road as you hand it to me?

4. The woman who assumes I'm going to hit on her and therefore works hard to assure that I won't. Yes we all understand that you're very attractive, and I can almost see your nipples in that barely-suitable-for-work shirt that you're wearing and that your lipstick makes your mouth look like it's perpetually yearning to be a wang receptacle - but I'm not going to hit on you. Trust me. Yes, I am looking at your boobs. Because I can see them, and they look nice. I want to be friends with them. But I am not going to suddenly jam my face into your chest and try to make farty sounds between them. So get over yourself already. It's just an elevator ride, and yes, I'm standing this close because even though it's only us two in here, more people could get on at any moment and I'm trying to be courteous and give them some space.

[Loki]

Good thread, I was thinking of creating such recently, you beat me to it.

Ok, this is an ongoing list ... and by the way, I share your love of good, strong coffee ... :coffee:

Today on my list:

1. Spilling coffee. As I've mentioned, I love coffee. Can't function properly without it. But it needs to stay in the cup, or into my mouth and body. It's not meant to be spilled all over my desk. Cleaning up spilled coffee does not merely entail wiping it off. You have to use a wet or damp cloth, otherwise the smell and stickiness stays. Another unwanted location for coffee is on a white shirt when I'm on my way to work. It sometimes happens on the underground train, when the driver thinks he's on a race track. Trying to read the Metro and drinking a cup of morning Starbucks coffee, whilst maintaining perfect balance in such a scenario, is difficult.

[Oisín]

Standing in something wet when you're only wearing socks. If I'm ever in charge of Ireland I'll make spilling your drink a crime.
The way when you plan a big night out it's never as good as you think it's gonna be.
The way when you're in bed on a day off it's never as comfy as it is when you have to get up for work.
Stuck up people.
A messy kitchen.
When you dip a biscuit into a cup of tea and half of it falls in and there's just a load of crap left at the bottom of the cup.
People clapping on a plane when it lands, is it just stupid Irish & British holidaymakers who do this?
When you go into town browsing around the shops and see loads of things you want to buy but when you go in a couple of weeks later with money there's nothing you fancy.
Ads on the telly.
People who think that because they're eating out it gives them an excuse to be snobs and treat waiters/waitresses like crap.
Bad manners in general.

There's plenty more but if I was to type everything that annoys me I'd miss the rest of Christmas and probably still be here typing for Christmas 2009.

[HawkR]

1. Jews, god'damn moneymaking-world-counqurer assholes. Yes, I understand that your life been "hard" and that the only thing you could be was a banker or some moneyworker back in the old days, but it's fucking over!

2. Christianity: This must be the worst excuse to kill people ever! You've had your time, you have killed enough people! I hate it! Fucking ruined the world!

3. The european governments. Fucktards!

And most likely the thing I hate most: SOCIALISTS! Nuff said.

[Treffie]

Reality shows

Bad drivers

Anything in the news

Gordon Brown and anything to do with our wonderful govt.

[Oresai]

Standing in something wet when you're only wearing socks.

:eek::D Why didn`t you put the rest of your clothes on?!


Here`s mine then...
The big one, typified by the phrase `the state of the world`, and I`ll leave it at that. :)
Cold coffee....it`s brewed to be a hot drink. :)
Pain. I can bear a tremendous amount of it, but yes, I hate it. Wouldn`t mind a bio engineered body, maybe that of a fit young twenty five year old, looking perfect and being as fit as the proverbial flea. Trouble is, she`d want it back. :p
People who say "money won`t bring happiness". Yes it would! No worrying over bills would make me happy. Being financially secure would make me happy. Notice how it`s only the ones who have money who say that?
:rolleyes:
Am with Maidz on the Christianity, sorry christian folks here.
People who mistreat animals. I`m no vegan eco warrior type, in fact I eat most of mine! But having beasts as livestock is no excuse to mistreat them. Isn`t like they can fight back, after all.
Deceit. I like plain, polite speech with no deception. :)

[larali]

What a great thread. BUMP

Things I am currently hating:
- Being sick
- Cold weather
- Kwestos

[kwestos]

What a great thread. BUMP

Things I am currently hating:
- Being sick
- Cold weather
- Kwestos

Hmm, hate and love are very close, watch yourself!

[amerinese]

Hmm, hate and love are very close, watch yourself!

Kwestos, the polack we love to hate?

[AlexandraD]

Kwestos, the polack we love to hate?

he was just saying larali needs to check herself before she wrecks herself (love and hate are close, check your love before you wreck it (into hate) etcetc)... words to live by imo. stuff you would ingrave on gold plates at the foot of memorials of great people like kwestos himself.

[larali]

What?

[AlexandraD]

What?

don't hurt yourself trying to make sense of my extremely liberal interpretation of humour. im like one of those people who keeps going after the audience has left, i dont make sense too often :)

(ps - wasnt making fun of you though dont worry :P)

[amerinese]

What?

This young lady picks up on every obscure west coast gangster rap reference I make, then returns it in kind. Pretty amazing, fairly speaking.

[kwestos]

Kwestos, the polack we love to hate?



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QES-eQ4lR5U
Do you think the music and the style would fit tastes of rednecks/hillbilies?

[Illancha]

I find it really hard to be annoyed by something let alone to outright hate it therefore I have nothing more to add to this thread.

[amerinese]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QES-eQ4lR5U
Do you think the music and the style would fit tastes of rednecks/hillbilies?

Maybe rednecks like this:

http://eddie-lee.com/GayRedneck.jpg

[Vesuvian Sky]

Vesuvian Sky's Top 10 Hatin's
1. headaches
2. presidencies that are highly overated and based on fluffy promises, duping, and morons that blindly support such nonsense (aka 'sheeple')
3. sheeple
4. the 99% (just as assinign as the 1% only with more dingle berries, grateful dead t-shirts and drum circles...:picard2:)
5. vampire bitches that dictate foreign policy
6. 'trouser pants' on women :picard2:
7. Canadian smug or smug Canadians
8. Canadians who think they are real Cossacks :picard2:
9. Losing an arrow in my backyard
10. Evil Empires

Honorable mentions:
Cake, Arm Fat, and Vegans

[Virtuous]

Hangovers, I hate hangovers.

[Jackson]

-People not cleaning things properly. 7 times out of 10 now i have to clean things after i take them out of the drawer, unless i do the washing up of course.
-Running out of milk, there's never enough.
-Running out of socks, there's never enough. The rate it which they get used surpasses the rate at which they get washed, then add in the odd dissapearing socks and it's irritating.