LOL wtf milk??!?!?

[SkyBurn]

http://www.whitepowermilk.com/

This website has got to be a joke.


Many are drawn to White Power Milk for the comforting certainty that our milk is the purest available. But it's something more elusive, and difficult to put into words, that keeps our customers coming back. We create a select beverage that is not only more healthy for your body, but is culturally superior. Sure, the milk available at your local grocery store meets USDA government standards for quality, but these standards are set to a mere minimum of purity. You deserve the best.

Yes. This website sells pre-gargled milk. By YOUR choice of WN girl!

"Our secret ingredient is in the process through which rich, beautiful, white girls gargle your milk to absolute perfection."

"Abigail produces a cinnamon undertone giving her milk's creaminess a pleasing "bite". You can taste both high and low culture from her mouth. It's well-bred, but hidden underneath is something pleasingly mischievous."

I assume it's a joke. Somebody please prove me right.

[Graham]

Pick Product


What a rip-off.

http://imageshack.us/a/img96/2369/zrjq.png

[Furnace]

What this is I don't even..

[SkyBurn]

What a rip-off.


I know, right? I wouldn't pay a dollar over $80 for Abigail's gargled milk.

[Empecinado]

http://i.imgur.com/spVrM.gif

[Graham]

I know, right? I wouldn't pay a dollar over $80 for Abigail's gargled milk.

Feel ripped off paying a fiver, for a White Russian cocktail. $125 no way.

[SkyBurn]

Feel ripped off paying a fiver, for a White Russian cocktail. $125 no way.

Yes, but this is a White American "cocktail". It's definitely...something else

[Rouxinol]

Why should it be a joke? Certain individuals in this forum are no joke. Vicious people do really exist.

[SkyBurn]

I wouldn't drink gargled milk even if someone paid me.

Who said it's for drinking...

*shudder*

[Furnace]

Who said it's for drinking...

*shudder*

stop being so gross :(

[RussiaPrussia]

really disgusting, and womens come all from new york, suprise. There is an obvious evil liberal agenda behind it.

[Neanderthal]

You know what's even more weird? Probably the way you found out about this. :sick2:

[Furnace]

Yes, SkyBunny probably has a fetish for white power

[SkyBurn]

Yes, SkyBunny probably has a fetish for white power

No, I just watch Tosh.0 :p

[Austo]

i take sarah

[Oneeye]

What are you doing, googling "White Power," SkyBurn?


Milk that may appear by smell to be perfectly consumable (even organic), can contain contaminants such as suspended particles, parasites, bacteria, viruses, and fungi. Through extensive recruitment within the upper echelons of society, we deliver the finest milk purified in a way only we can. Our secret ingredient is in the process through which rich, beautiful, white girls gargle your milk to absolute perfection. It's her touch that sets us far above the rest.


LOL, pedigreed white girls purifying milk.




Our diverse selection includes West Coast, The South, New England, New York, and London.


Spot the brit. Also, the southern girl. The latter was easy for me.

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[Austo]

What are you doing, googling "White Power," SkyBurn?



Yeah man, he must be a white supremacist.

[Austo]

What are you doing, googling "White Power," SkyBurn?



Yeah man, hes a white supremacist.

[Vogon Poet]

Why do I feel this is going to be very popular amongst Aframs? No, seriously, though. Quite an obvious scheme. How hilarious that some of the reactions were so far off from getting the point; coincidentally it seems they were the very people who--unjustly--pride themselves in a certain mentality.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_onlySeGGaU

[Blackout]

Kinda running low on milk here, how do i order some? I want some cereal...

[Oneeye]

Why do I feel this is going to be very popular amongst Aframs? No, seriously, though. Quite an obvious scheme. How hilarious that some of the reactions were so far off from getting the point; coincidentally it seems they were the very people who--unjustly--pride themselves in a certain mentality.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_onlySeGGaU


I'm not sure how he thinks his point is made... if anyone has to gargle my milk, I would still rather that it was a young attractive white woman.

[larali]

Where do I sign up to be a milk gargler? I am 100% white and I brush my teeth at least once a day!

[Graham]

I'd pay 125$ to punch that man in the face, repeatedly.

[larali]

OK in all seriousness, after I had my kids I donated breast milk to premature infants. I have often wondered if I could sell my pure Caucasian breast milk to people on Craigslist. You know somebody would buy it. :naughty2: I could be like a human cow. I could even say it's been genetically tested for purity. Brilliant really.

[SilverKnight]

OK in all seriousness, after I had my kids I donated breast milk to premature infants. I have often wondered if I could sell my pure Caucasian breast milk to people on Craigslist. You know somebody would buy it. :naughty2: I could be like a human cow. I could even say it's been genetically tested for purity. Brilliant really.


I want your milk ;) it will compliment with my ceral:cool:

[Manifest Destiny]

Who said it's for drinking...

*shudder*

Who says it's just milk?