[SPLIT] Most awful music ever

[Absinthe]

Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner:

Bosnia & Herzegovina ;)

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(Svarog, stfu n00b :D)

[Loxias]

How'bout this!?

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[Absinthe]

^ I pawn you again! :D

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Besides anyone residing northern than the Danube has absolutely no chance of winning this competition! ;)

[Absinthe]

Hey, how we split the last responses to a "Most awful music ever" thread? :D This ought to be fun and we could certainly use some of that around here ;)

[Svarog]

(Svarog, stfu n00b :D)

http://www.fotorola.com/uploads/16ba2f7e7f.jpg

[Absinthe]

Albanian whigger:

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:eek:

[Loxias]

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Understanding of the lyrics adds another level of wtf to the song.

[SuuT]

xx2E7es-S9g

sZG-VvlErJY

IdkCn-O-9zo


:coffee:

[Wölfin]

C'mon this takes the cake:
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[Absinthe]

I win with the Inquiring Mind as an Armenian hip-hop singer:

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OMG the resemblance is uncanny!! :clap: :lol: :rofl:

[Svarog]

..and he is back in the game *half dead Svarog kicks Absinthe for 50pts of cultural damage*

U18ers - cover your eyes, this is personal between me and Absy now :cool:

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[Absinthe]

..and he is back in the game *half dead Svarog kicks Absinthe for 50pts of cultural damage*

Death from Turkey:

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This will make you die of internal haemorrhaging, and you can survive only by gnawing one of your legs off... :D

[Loxias]

5v7gnE3xEFI

?

[Absinthe]

You guys know SHIT about excrutiatingly awful music :rolleyes:

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[Absinthe]

This is for the master Suut:

Sk2hxC6Xsso

:thumbs

[Loxias]

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This one is very painful.

[Troll's Puzzle]

I like the first few songs :) many of them remind me of a CD of Egyptian Pop my mother had when I was small :). They are overflowing with the goodness of world culture and diversity! fabulous! :love:


what about this classic from the Country which brought us Mynydd? :heartbea:
Rodolfo Chikilicuatre - Baila el Chiki Chiki

here's wonderful slice of culture, representing the glory of America :) SCENE! :D
'ALCOHOL'- MILLIONAIRES

and the winner, featuring the 4 sexiest ladies from England :wink:
Vanilla - No Way No Way

[Svarog]

http://www.fotorola.com/uploads/7a5d975657.jpg

[Loxias]

NecoBo0BhEk

[Absinthe]

Oh my Loxias, this is hard to top... :(

But I will nevertheless try:

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:thumbs

[Troll's Puzzle]

I like the song Loxias posted, it's very catch beat :)

her'e sthe ORIGINAL white rapper: :D
Average Homeboy

[SuuT]

I can't do it.

*unsubscribed*

[Absinthe]

This gem was firstly discovered by Exordium. I am in debt to him :thumbs

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Let me see you top THAT!! ^ :D

[Loxias]

Well done! But I am not out of munitions!!

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wait for the various vocals to start if you are not already convinced by the start... ;)
Bonus terror from 3:10 onto the end.

[Absinthe]

Well done! But I am not out of munitions!!

If you wanna mess with the best on this level, then I am not out of munitions either. In fact I haven't even started yet :thumb001:

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0dR9QA1lJEA

[Loxias]

Metal is too easy... :p
Check this out!
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[Absinthe]

Metal is too easy... :p
Check this out!

Puh-lease, what kind of a n00b do you think I am? :rolleyes:

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[Loxias]

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I actually like this stuff, though. :D

[Loxias]

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and the ultimate :

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[Absinthe]

Burn, baby, burn :D

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Version 2:

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Version 3:

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;)

[Loxias]

Take that!!
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wait a bit for it to start (around 00:57)

[Absinthe]

Take that!!
India pawns Japan once more :thumbs

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[Loxias]

This one is awesome though, and the filmography is really cool.
And that last one was Indonesian, btw... :D

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This one owes a lot of its charm to the sonority of the language (and the creativit of the DJing).

[Absinthe]

This one owes a lot of its charm to the sonority of the language (and the creativit of the DJing).

You think your tuff boys can compete with my Indian Michael Jackson? :D

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[Loxias]

Another "tough guy", made of shit for so many reasons, and from Paris. :mad:

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[Absinthe]

Another "tough guy", made of shit for so many reasons, and from Paris. :mad:

:thumb001: I see that, and I raise you a:

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[sturmwalkure]

*Steps In*

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XD

[Loxias]

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How could I forget about those!!! :eek:

[Absinthe]

*Steps In*
XD

That is hideous, but no Central European band can beat the Balkans in that respect!! :D

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[Absinthe]

And this, from my all time "favorite" Bulgarian "artists" :D

So vile a rape of aesthetics that I am forced to wrap it with spoiler tags.

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Warning: enter at your own risk :eek:

[Loxias]

Oh yes! I was looking for this one, but didn't remember the name.
This is foul!

[Absinthe]

Oh yes! I was looking for this one, but didn't remember the name.
This is foul!
It's actually so foul, it's not even funny :....

[Loxias]

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[Absinthe]

Israeli kitch at it's worst :thumb001:

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Makes you think, doesn't it... :mmmm:

[Loxias]

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This one makes my brain melt.

[Loxias]

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:D

[Absinthe]

:D

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:wink

[Turkophagos]

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[Absinthe]

:eek:

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[Turkophagos]

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[Absinthe]

Voted as the "Most annoying song of all times" by readers of the Rolling Stone magazine :thumb001:

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Who am I to disagree with them? :cool:

[Loxias]

I hated this song at first, and now I actually like it... Definitely a shameful thing, though.

[anonymaus]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYXZAAlxzOI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V92OBNsQgxU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5Hv0tsvpyU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9ainQJqdhU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZVlVgpghA4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzsCg79wQlE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNxSJHi98lQ


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[Absinthe]

Let us not leave Sverige out of this :D

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[MeorgeGichaels]

I'm in shock that no one mentioned this (I couldn't see it anywhere)

Anyway, this is absolutely rubbish-from the land of pickled herring.

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[Bari]

From the suburbs of Kazakhstan:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S__IF--63_w


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-_LYSAvVzU

[sturmwalkure]

Doesn't seem to work... Never mind.

[Loxias]

HAHAHAHAH That Fristailo guy is awesome, the Shakira bit in the middle! And the minimalism of the track is quite nice.
And the rapping in the middle, "angry asian man" gets a new meaning.

[sturmwalkure]

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Wow.

[Absinthe]

Borat called, he sues the Iranian singer for copyright breach :D :D :D

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[Absinthe]

Which one of you can top Iranian football-themed disco? :D

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[Eldritch]

Shitty Sex

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOBMy_QajIs

[Loxias]

Both sides in that story came up with militant musical gems
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[Smaland]

Any and all rap and hippety-hop, without exception.

This filth is much worse than even disco.

If I were able to think of an insulting, non-obscene nickname for rap, I would use it. If I were able to think of a really insulting, non-obscene nickname for hip-hop, I would use it.

In case I haven't made myself clear, I hate rap and hippety-hop.

Thank you. :D

[Bari]

Which one of you can top Iranian football-themed disco? :D

Ph3nMRbR5zk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJztXj2GPfk

[Absinthe]

Both sides in that story came up with militant musical gems

Obscure balkanoid military marches? FUCK yeah!! :clap:

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And this is the daily special:

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:D

(I hope Svarog does not hate me for this :o)

[la bombe]

For some reason I can't see all the posts in this thread so IDK if someone has mentioned this group yet, but for me there is only one...

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Try and time how long you can make it before your ears start bleeding.

This is pretty damn bad too
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[Loxias]

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Rotinda, official PKK singer!

LB, I already mentioned Brokencyde!

[MeorgeGichaels]

They're too busy waging cultural/ethnonationalist Jihad against Turkey, Syria and Iraq to hire an AmericanIdol reject like every other organisation.

[Loxias]

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Watch the whole video, you are in for incredible surprises!

[Bari]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wF3uqqDyVDc

[Black Turlogh]

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[Grumpy Cat]

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[Anthropos]

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:whistle:

[Anthropos]

:bump:

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[jerney]

This is for the master Suut:

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:thumbs

This needs to be moved to best song/performance of the century

[Baron Samedi]

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:whistle:

Are you kidding me? I love ABBA!

[Anthropos]

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Edit:

Are you kidding me? I love ABBA! Nonsense lyrics, phoney melodies, poor style, shrieking-singing like drunks....... no I am not kidding you. :)

[RoyBatty]

They're too busy waging cultural/ethnonationalist Jihad against Turkey, Syria and Iraq to hire an AmericanIdol reject like every other organisation.

Iran too but with limited operations and intel gathering for USrael.

[RoyBatty]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0V6N4elMVX4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zXiClnK8oE

[Thorum]

Frankly, I think he was just ahead of his time. :p

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:thumb001:

[Anthropos]

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[Absinthe]

More from Inquiring Mind :D

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[Piparskeggr]

From looking at the other entrants, mine is more gently awful, more for its sentiment than its music...

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[Anthropos]

ABBA fans, do you recognise this woman?

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Lyrics (sic):


Tropical summer - balmy day
sit around
you haven't much to say
'cause the heat is on
the heat is on.
You know you're in
the hands of fate

Now you're gone
and found me you
appreciate
That the heat is on
the heat is on.
You're on the road
to Mandalay

Never gonna make it
try another day
'cause the heat is on
the heat is on.
The temperature is
rising to fever
pitch

The sun is
getting closer
and we all get
rich
'cause the heat is on
the heat is on.
Hot pants
[ Find more Lyrics on www.mp3lyrics.org/cat ]
I'm free
calculated madness
sure feels sweet.
The heat is on
heat is on.
Summer
summer
summer dress on
Summer
summer
summer dress on
When the world
gonna rattle when
the heat is on.
Tropical summer - balmy day
don't say much
ain't much to say
'cause the heat is on
heat is on

The heat is on
the heat is on
the heat is on
heat is on.
Hot pants
I'm free
sure feels sweet.
The heat is on
daddy
yes
the heat is on.
Tropical summer - balmy day
on the road to Mandalay

Temperature
is rising to
fever pitch.
The heat is
on.

:icon_lol:

[jerney]

worst, or possibly the best?

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[Óttar]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UN-PsIrOQZc
Flippity-flop, blippity-blop, I can iz do hippity-hop, negro man, negro you, I can iz do negro too!

OK, now where's my 10 million dollars? :cool:

[Treffie]

Anything from Mika is annoying, his voice is like someone scratching their fingernails down a blackboard.

http://www.virginmedia.com/images/mika-431x500.jpg

[Turkophagos]

Eurovision song contest, the most embarrassing greek entry ever:

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[Inese]

Hm you are all forgetting the total ugly summer hit of 2004!?? O Zone --- Dragostai din tei!! :leaving:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGLMALvtjBc

And the Ketchup song....loool :icon1:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFzyYYZsxGc

[Absinthe]

I believe this is horrendous enough to qualify

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although I am sure that someone here will like it :D

P.S. Mega-lol @ singer air-kicking :D

[Absinthe]

...

My dear friend...please note that your excellent efforts have been noted down and acknowledged...

However, be forewarned that any ambition of yours as to winning this competition is futile, as no silly Scandinavian pop can ever be a worthy opponent of the notorious turbofolk from the Balkans!!! :victory0:

To prove my point...

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:Pruegelknabe:

[Absinthe]

I dare anyone to beat that :eek:

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[Bari]

My dear friend...please note that your excellent efforts have been noted down and acknowledged...

However, be forewarned that any ambition of yours as to winning this competition is futile, as no silly Scandinavian pop can ever be a worthy opponent of the notorious turbofolk from the Balkans!!! :victory0:

To prove my point...

yzdTYVczaxw

:Pruegelknabe:

- Have you heard Tallava?:D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_EZ0oHnGA2Y

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgLMcLo0Bww&feature=related

[Smaland]

Frankly, I think he was just ahead of his time. :p

skU-jBFzXl0

:thumb001:

The leader so far.

Nice touch: Dick Martin trying really hard to seem politely interested.

Saving grace (?!?): it's so ridiculous and so gay that it can be funny to watch. :D

[Eldritch]

Right. Top this. :eek:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCPSh47gHz8

[Absinthe]

Right. Top this. :eek:


:coffee::coffee::coffee:

-Z1Xg5V3t0o

[Anthropos]

The best and worst song in this thread is still an Absinthe contribution, Ουίσκι με κόκα κόλα (Whisky and coca cola), if I may say so! :icon_cheesygrin:

My contributions tend to be rather boring, I know...

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[Absinthe]

^ This is for you, my friend :D

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[Cato]

This guy is the WORST:

http://www.sivablood.com/

HORROR:

http://www.sivablood.com/songs.htm

[Absinthe]

This guy is the WORST:

O RLY? :D

Trisatanic Diavolator (http://www.diymusic.org/index.php?option=com_remository&Itemid=150&func=download&id=454&chk=8ec53cfffbf788f172abb6f6b6ee2a0a&no_html=1) (downloadable mp3s) :thumb001:

[Eldritch]

Okay. I think it's settled now. None of us can compete with Absinthe. :eek:

But perhaps I can still try for a consolation prize with this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0sCghw8QI0Y&feature=related

[Absinthe]

I see your pizza and I raise you a kebab:

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[Bari]

From Mexico:D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gSuviM9uks&feature=related

[Turkophagos]

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Lol at 'chorus'...

[Eldritch]

Well, it's better than anything by Xuxa ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba9JLbDrpWI

[Ankoù]

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[Turkophagos]

Necro & Ill Bill - White Slavery (explicit)


http://www.rapdj.com/mediadetails.php?key=4afcf4683ce8909c4ce2&title=Necro+%26+Ill+Bill+-+White+Slavery+%28explicit%29



Jewish hardcore rap...

[Rainraven]

Aaron Carter
Crazy Little Party Girl :thumb001:

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[Grumpy Cat]

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[Absinthe]

:confused:

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[Grumpy Cat]

WTF? Bad music and bad dancing!

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[Eldritch]

I have to resurrect this thread just for this unbelievable song.

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[Absinthe]

Anything you guys can come up with, I can top with Balkan disco :D

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[antonio]

I usually like old memories from my childhood, but this is too much for me, so I assume you, without the emotional charge, will find it simply laughable.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3T1_TCY5q0I

Ps. Though look is OK for me. Failure resided in the combination of ridiculous dance, weak lyrics and melody. But dont feel sorry for him, he ran a successful career as sport locutor and showman at the most important radio channel of Spain.

[Pallantides]

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[Absinthe]

Welcome to the Balkans :D :thumb001:

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[Eldritch]

Hair-raisingly Embarrassing Hollywood Vanity Projects, part 47,926:

Scarlett Johansson singing Tom Waits!

What could possibly go wrong !?!

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[Bari]

:whoo:

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[Eldritch]

New ownage by some of the same stars who already have appeared in this talent-studded thread!

It's an Official Video World Wide HIT 2009 !!! Can you feel it down there?

:dance nerd

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[Eldritch]

@Inese:

You can't fool me by changing your nick to "Aisha". ;)

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[Monolith]

I'm shocked you haven't posted this video, Absinthe :D

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[Eldritch]

Master Chief (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Master_Chief_(Halo)) has a pretty awful taste in music:

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[Autobahn]

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NN3MGN899yE

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[Bloodeagle]

tFNJLs-Ql0o

kNGNLo8K6Fk

8hYtUYiuzkw

[Autobahn]

HilzQ7paTEk

PJQVlVHsFF8

[Eldritch]

"Rats in my Room", Leona Anderson, 1957.

Has to be heard to be believed. :lightbul:

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[Autobahn]

"Rats in my Room", Leona Anderson, 1957.

Has to be heard to be believed. :lightbul:



Well, I could only tolerate that for about 10 seconds!:eek:

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[Smaland]

This may not be the absolute worst song on the thread, but the idea of The Village People singing a song called Macho Man is funny. Nice touch: one of the backup singers wearing a completely unnecessary Indian war bonnet. Embedding disabled, but you can watch it on YouTube by clicking on the link "Watch on YouTube".

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:D

[Autobahn]

:eek:
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[Bloodeagle]

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[Absinthe]

OMG, how come I've forgotten this :shocked:

This is *really* embarrassing to watch. I mean, really. You have been warned. :p

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[Äike]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wQmmhN5R-Y

[Eldritch]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wQmmhN5R-Y

Wow, I think I found my new favorite (c)rapper.

The previous one was of course this guy. :thumb001:

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[Äike]

Wow, I think I found my new favorite (c)rapper.

The previous one was of course this guy. :thumb001:

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There are few things in the world which sound worse than Russian rap. The local Russians in Tallinn love it though, walking around the streets with their nigger clothes and loudly listening to Russian rap. Civilized people use earphones. But of course, the Barbarian hordes roaming the streets of Tallinn are far from being civilized.

[Autobahn]

:eek:

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Ub4aPXbjPYo

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[RoyBatty]

POv-3yIPSWc

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[Autobahn]

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[Bloodeagle]

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AVi4PUx8bXk

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_Y-suQWFOfg

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[Smaland]

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Never thought I'd see the day when I said that the Village People were musically superior to someone else. :D

[Autobahn]

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[RoyBatty]

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[Autobahn]

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[Eldritch]

Can't believe I forgot to post this atrocity:

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:coffee:

[Autobahn]

Does anyone remember this piece of crap

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or this horrid remake of a classic country western tune?

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Check out this crappy bar band!:D

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[Megrez]

There is some brazilian music that can easily beat anything you all have posted here.

[Grumpy Cat]

There is some brazilian music that can easily beat anything you all have posted here.

But Sepultura is Brazilian!

Anyways, anything by Lil Jon is the worst.

XHRx1TFqoec

Chris Rock making fun of this song was classic:

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[Megrez]

I said some, not all. Try this:

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The last shit I found, the "surubão".

[Grumpy Cat]

I said some, not all. Try this:

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The last shit I found, the "surubão".

:lol: That's so bad it's hilarious!

How about this Canadian gem?

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Oddly enough, I like this song by the same group:

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[Autobahn]

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[Rainraven]

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:crazy:

[Autobahn]

How about Michael Bolton trashing one of my favorites.:eek:

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Or how about Andy of Mayberry!:D

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This song always reminded me of a great big old turd!:D

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[Pallantides]

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I have watched it three times in a row already, it's sort of awful and amazing at the same time. :D

[Autobahn]

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[Turkophagos]

gC8GTmX2G5w

[Autobahn]

p47fEXGabaY

[Eldritch]

Jordan "singing" her debut single Free to Love Again on television. So awful that it doesn't even make it into the "so terrible it's funny" category.

NY9BRKL12OY

[Smaland]

Part 1:
JZIOZEES25s

:dizzy::D

Don't know if anyone will make it this far, but here's Part 2 just in case. There's some overlap with the end of Part 1.

Part 2:
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:speechless-smiley-0:D

[Autobahn]

These are so awful, that they are hysterically funny!:D

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IOEU4a1IXMY

LMusIC9EskQ

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dR7bBHDI04M

NbNCZOWR9HM

vzKEix4PXBU

GiTY0vEd7oI

ec_VKM3V5tE

[Grumpy Cat]

:lol: Yoko Ono.

I would say for the worst, just about any grindcore.

_MqhWg-vuQc

[Autobahn]

You have to hear this one to believe it!:eek::D

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[Eldritch]

Finally found some NSBM shitty enough to post in this thread! :D

AL1G6iqHiKk

Wt0nfSH2NkE

[Autobahn]

zNJ8_Dh3Onk

[Eldritch]

4mw4hDP2IhE

[Smaland]

VvLA-J6eLtY

Can anyone explain to me what "death metal accordion" is? :rolleyes::D

[Eldritch]

VvLA-J6eLtY

Can anyone explain to me what "death metal accordion" is? :rolleyes::D

I guess this guy is playing his accordion like Death Metal musicians play their guitars ... excuse me, axes.

Mlz7WkTUlp4

If Elvis Presley's instrument of choice had been an accordion or a piano, the history of Western popular musicv would have been quite different ... ;)

[Autobahn]

_dGcYH6Fwj8

[Æscwyn]

How anyone can stand to listen to Dizzee Rascal's "music" is a mystery to me.

"Dizzee Rascal - Dance Wiv Me"

[Autobahn]

DOCU53nMxGc

[Eldritch]

Amy Winehouse wipes her arse on The Specials' "Monkey Man".

I think her overdose is long overdue. :cussing

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[Autobahn]

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GUngNNiGWlU

RHZBk4QlYhM

K9NnSuLtFbQ

EGl2x4oQZK4

dBWOmHUvKBw

[Eldritch]

I defy anyone to listen to this all the way through:

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[Autobahn]

tZ9sRqYbQDo

dm7jEA3frY4

[exceeder]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y24yftz27NY

[SaxonCeorl]

i4U33U_UyzQ

Black Metal :noidea:

[Eldritch]

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Black Metal :noidea:

You misread the thread title, dude: this isn't the "most awesome music ever" thread. ;)

[exceeder]

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[Heretik]

3pQMxoE39eE

DPwFT1lORj4

http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/252/44305217.jpg

/thread

[la bombe]

The best or the worst? You be the judge.

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[Sword of the Morning]

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This is literally the worst song. EVAR. :lol00002:

[Adalwolf]

The worst music can be found on any mainstream radio these days...

[Grumpy Cat]

I like some of Sheryl Crow's songs but this one makes me want to rip my own ears off.

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[Peasant]

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[antonio]

One of the more evident probes that average Spaniards musical taste is running to minus infinite. One million of views got this garbage: he's a kind of mainstream-rock Spanish Gaga, but fuglier and abisaly less talented (even assuming Gaga is not preciselly Mike Oldfield).

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[Manannán]

guys step back I got this, this is the worst song ever

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[Eldritch]

^ One could say so for most songs, but I think in this case the song is actually improved by the sounds of someone vomiting in the background. :thumbs up

[Aces High]

Beheading these four with a blunt bread knife should be the reward for coming up with this song.

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[_______]

Beheading these four with a blunt bread knife should be the reward for coming up with this song.

ZkUdydidb5M

i used to love the vengaboys! :D

[Querubín]

Camela, Corazon indomable
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67_N4hEkiyw

[Bloodeagle]

65QFkAETliI

[Eldritch]

^ Good gods. :speechless-smiley-0

[Bloodeagle]

^ Good gods. :speechless-smiley-0

Animals!

[Efim45]

LET ME SMELL YOUR DICK?!?! What the f?

[Eldritch]

Stupid nig-nogs, can't figure out the simplest problem. :tsk: (http://www.starpulse.com/news/index.php/2010/09/14/motley_crue_members_would_rub_egg_burr)

[Cato]

A Russian... rapper?

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[Troll's Puzzle]

it's just come to my attention, that 80's sprint and jump champion Carl Lewis made a horrible music video.
I thought it was Grace Jones at first :eek:
make sure you see the final scene :icon_eyes: (although judging by what we see of carl's apperence in the vid, they were probably just discussing handbags in there)
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[Eldritch]

Thaitanium, straight outta Phuket:

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:thumb001:

[Æscwyn]

Truly horrific.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdbyG2MrBHk&ob=av2e

Cher Lloyd - Swagger Jagger

[Eldritch]

^ Isn't this person a Gypsy traveler or smthng?

[_______]

Thaitanium, straight outta Phuket:

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:thumb001:

lol! if it makes the thais happy, that makes me happy! :D

[_______]

^ Isn't this person a Gypsy traveler or smthng?

yes, and her grandmother is a geriatric prostitute or something :(

poor girl, no wonder she's the way she is

[Eldritch]

yes, and her grandmother is a geriatric prostitute or something :(

poor girl, no wonder she's the way she is

Do you mean she's like the next Amy Winehouse or something along those lines?

[_______]

Do you mean she's like the next Amy Winehouse or something along those lines?

oh gosh, no! amy was very talented and actually rather charming, despite being such a mess... cher is just a nasty little chav :p

[Eldritch]

What on Earth goes through the minds of people who inflict something like this on their fellow humans?

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:speechless-smiley-0

[billErobreren]

GOD AWFUL!!!
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I despise hair metal & "monster" ballads
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This number was by some Spanish(Asturian) soft core porn star
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while I'm at it, if this girl's...let's say "man" was better looking she wouldn't "take a damn thing easy"
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If you want shitty done right go look under Shitholia, I mean Puerto Nast...Rico. these bastards are as untalented as they are useless, smelly, whorish & ugly
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[Edelmann]

It's probably been posted already, but what the hell.
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[Aces High]

abracadabraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa............:e ek:

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[Hevneren]

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[Turkophagos]

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[alzo zero]

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[Turkophagos]

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[Absinthe]

I honestly don't believe that this is for real :D

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[Gaztelu]

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It saddens me that this shit was actually popular.

[Absinthe]

This is courtesy of Flintlocke, though I knew the artist already :laugh:

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[Raskolnikov]

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[Phil75231]

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[Himera]

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:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:


:puke:puke:crazy::crazy::crazy::laugh::laugh::laug h::laugh:

when I just take a look at this I am totaly red in face like a small kid ...
this is shame of humain art ....:D:D

[Himera]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JbNpWc0DGE

warning! contamination ! contamination! contamination!

[Gamera]

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[Dilberth]

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you have lyrics translation below the video

[Autobahn]

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[TheBorrebyViking]

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[Unurautare]

Lady Gaga and that beaver gay kid that looks like a girl made me stop watching music on TV.

[TheBorrebyViking]

Lady Gaga and that gay kid that looks like a girl made me stop watching music on TV.

Seriously, you need to dig that general up. He is probably a vampire, so he's not dead, he's just trapped xD

[Autobahn]

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[Unurautare]

=))


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[Autobahn]

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[sturmwalkure]

Some nigger half-breed telling Germans what a German is.

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Japanese homosexual telling German what a German is as well.

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Not only is this offensive on the musical level but message wise. :mad:

[Autobahn]

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[Hevneren]

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[Unurautare]

One line song,illustrating the complex mind capabilities of the singer and composer(pretty much typical nigger music but even more nigger-ish). :coffee:

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[sturmwalkure]

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....

[Kacca]

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[Kacca]

FIltEROT690

....

this is not awful. It's very good IMO.

[Raskolnikov]

http://www.theapricity.com/forum/showthread.php?t=39736

[sturmwalkure]

http://www.theapricity.com/forum/showthread.php?t=39736

So true, lol. I tried 'liking' dubstep for five minutes but I felt like my ears got raped.

[Leadchucker]

http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/37178_1343524522797_1671751199_665050_228910_n.jpg

[sturmwalkure]

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[safinator]

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[Iappreciatebingo]

Basshunter is probably the worst artist I've ever heard.

[James David Caulton]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8F5YSA1Oz0

Don't get me started on how DESPICABLY Degernate this is song is

[Caismeachd]

This


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xLt4odEjo8