Behrouz
10-22-2013, 05:16 PM
I found it on the internet
*Why did Hitler kill himself?
The Jews sent him a gas bill!
*Have you heard of the Jewish "Catch 22"?
Free Ham!
*What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?
Pizzas don't scream when they are put in the oven!
*What's the difference between a catholic wife and a Jewish wife?
A catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewellery!
*What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe?
A canoe tips!
*What's the difference between Santa Claus and a Jew?
Santa Claus goes down the chimney.
*I asked a jewish girl for her number. She rolled up her sleeve.
*Why do Jews have such big noses?
Because air is free!
*What's the difference between karate and judo?
Karate is a method of self defence and judo is what bagels are made of!
*What do Jewish women make for dinner?
Reservations!
*One day a Jewish grandmother had taken her grandson to the beach for a play when suddenly a huge wave washed over the infant and pulled him out to sea. The distraught grandmother fell down on her knees, and sobbed, "Please God, don't let my grandson die, please, he is my only grandson! He is the future of my family, please return him to me safely!" Instantly another huge wave rolls the infant back onto the beach and the grandmother looks up to the sky and said, "He had a hat!"
*How do you know when your on a Jewish golf course?
The players don't yell 'FORE' they yell '$3.99!'
*How do you get 100 jews into a car?
Throw a quarter in it.
How do you get them out again?
Tell them Hitler is driving.
*What language does a Jewish homo speak?
Heblew
*What's faster than a speeding bullet?
A jew with a coupon.
*'There is safety in numbers'
Unless there are 6,000,000 of you.
And you are all Jews.
*Why are Jewish synagogues round?
So they cant hide in the corner when the collection box comes round!
*Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?
He came down the chimney and said "Do you want to buy some presents kiddies?"
*What's the difference between boy scouts and Jews?
Boy scouts come back from their camps.
*Why did Hitler kill himself?
The Jews sent him a gas bill!
*Have you heard of the Jewish "Catch 22"?
Free Ham!
*What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?
Pizzas don't scream when they are put in the oven!
*What's the difference between a catholic wife and a Jewish wife?
A catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewellery!
*What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe?
A canoe tips!
*What's the difference between Santa Claus and a Jew?
Santa Claus goes down the chimney.
*I asked a jewish girl for her number. She rolled up her sleeve.
*Why do Jews have such big noses?
Because air is free!
*What's the difference between karate and judo?
Karate is a method of self defence and judo is what bagels are made of!
*What do Jewish women make for dinner?
Reservations!
*One day a Jewish grandmother had taken her grandson to the beach for a play when suddenly a huge wave washed over the infant and pulled him out to sea. The distraught grandmother fell down on her knees, and sobbed, "Please God, don't let my grandson die, please, he is my only grandson! He is the future of my family, please return him to me safely!" Instantly another huge wave rolls the infant back onto the beach and the grandmother looks up to the sky and said, "He had a hat!"
*How do you know when your on a Jewish golf course?
The players don't yell 'FORE' they yell '$3.99!'
*How do you get 100 jews into a car?
Throw a quarter in it.
How do you get them out again?
Tell them Hitler is driving.
*What language does a Jewish homo speak?
Heblew
*What's faster than a speeding bullet?
A jew with a coupon.
*'There is safety in numbers'
Unless there are 6,000,000 of you.
And you are all Jews.
*Why are Jewish synagogues round?
So they cant hide in the corner when the collection box comes round!
*Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?
He came down the chimney and said "Do you want to buy some presents kiddies?"
*What's the difference between boy scouts and Jews?
Boy scouts come back from their camps.