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Methusalem
10-29-2013, 10:55 AM
First guy is 16 years old

https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/1379455_574915842557411_396514664_n.jpg
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https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/481787_439704306078566_81654425_n.jpg


Second guy is 18

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McCauley
10-29-2013, 11:00 AM
Guy #1: poser bitch

Guy #2: poser bitch wearing camo pants

Methusalem
10-29-2013, 11:01 AM
Guy #1: poser bitch

Guy #2: poser bitch wearing camo pants

Are you jealous that these two young guys have more muscles than you ? Lol guess their ancestry, subrace or ethnic background.

Han Cholo
10-29-2013, 11:02 AM
Are you jealous that these two young guys have more muscles than you ? Lol guess their ancestry, subrace or ethnic background.

LOL everyone is trolling your classification threads lately.

Dynamo
10-29-2013, 11:03 AM
First guy looks afghan.

Methusalem
10-29-2013, 11:05 AM
LOL everyone is trolling your classification threads lately.

lol only you and this americunt. Yep 'everyone'. Sure.:cool:

Herr Abubu
10-29-2013, 11:05 AM
Are they of the same ethnicity? If so, both are Kurds.

McCauley
10-29-2013, 11:06 AM
Are you jealous that these two young guys have more muscles than you ? Lol guess their ancestry, subrace or ethnic background.

And yet they're not stronger than me. Bodybuilding gives you superficial, non-functional strength and looks fake and faggoty. Muscle gotten from actual hard labor is real mucsle, even though you might not look "ripped" and "cut" like these two faggots.

For instance, I knew an old military guy with a beer gut who smokes like a chimney who I saw arm wrestle this young "ripped" guy that got his muscle from the gym, the old guy beat him in like 6 seconds.

Methusalem
10-29-2013, 11:07 AM
I AM A FAGGOT

Fixed. Now will you leave and suck a cock? Thanks.

Methusalem
10-29-2013, 11:08 AM
Are they of the same ethnicity? If so, both are Kurds.

Kurdish? Really?

Han Cholo
10-29-2013, 11:08 AM
lol only you and this americunt. Yep 'everyone'. Sure.:cool:

More will join.

Herr Abubu
10-29-2013, 11:09 AM
Kurdish? Really?

First guy looks like the average Kurd over here.

Methusalem
10-29-2013, 11:11 AM
First guy looks like the average Kurd over here.

In Italy? How would you classify his subrace? By the way I disagree. What about the second guy?

McCauley
10-29-2013, 11:11 AM
Fixed. Now will you leave and suck a cock? Thanks.

You wouldn't fight me you fucking Internet warrior douchbag.

Queen B
10-29-2013, 11:12 AM
1.Georgian (while it looks like some Albanians in Greece)
2.Russian? He looks Eastern

Methusalem
10-29-2013, 11:12 AM
I AM A FAGGOT SUCKING DICK RIGHT NOW

Interesting.

Methusalem
10-29-2013, 11:13 AM
1.Georgian (while it looks like some Albanians in Greece)
2.Russian? He looks Eastern

Could first guy pass as Greek or only as Albanian?

Methusalem
10-29-2013, 11:16 AM
Gregor just post a guess. I will reveal it later.

Herr Abubu
10-29-2013, 11:17 AM
In Italy? How would you classify his subrace? By the way I disagree. What about the second guy?

No, not in Italy. Taurid with strong robust Alpinoid influences, I guess. The second guy I would think to be Turkic or something like that.

gregorius
10-29-2013, 11:17 AM
Im guessing both as turks,

KrashNick
10-29-2013, 11:17 AM
Could first guy pass as Greek or only as Albanian?

Greeks are to white compare to Albos :D

The 1st guy looks Turk

Queen B
10-29-2013, 11:18 AM
Could first guy pass as Greek or only as Albanian?
Αs Greek, no.

Methusalem
10-29-2013, 11:18 AM
No, not in Italy. Taurid with strong robust Alpinoid influences, I guess. The second guy I would guess to be Turkic or something like that.

Thanks for your input. Don't see the alpinoid component tough.

gregorius
10-29-2013, 11:18 AM
although the first guy seems to have a very dinaric headshape,

Hadouken
10-29-2013, 11:19 AM
1. kurd
2. afghani

Methusalem
10-29-2013, 11:20 AM
although the first guy seems to have a very dinaric headshape,

It is funny that every is guessing them as Turks although they look very taurid.

Dynamo
10-29-2013, 11:20 AM
^ out of the two, the first guy looks afghan tbh

Methusalem
10-29-2013, 11:20 AM
Noone thinks they are Europeans?

Hadouken
10-29-2013, 11:21 AM
Noone thinks they are Europeans?

could be balkanites

first could be albanian and second dont know lol

Dynamo
10-29-2013, 11:22 AM
^ If they are European, probably Albanian but its not that, so......

gregorius
10-29-2013, 11:22 AM
^ out of the two, the first guy looks afghan tbh

because he has lighter eyes ?

Methusalem
10-29-2013, 11:22 AM
could be balkanites

first could be albanian and second dont know lol

I agree. First looks very Albanian. Maybe he is one. Do you think they are from same ethnicity?

Herr Abubu
10-29-2013, 11:23 AM
If the first one looks Albanian, I'm a Bantu.

Dynamo
10-29-2013, 11:24 AM
because he has lighter eyes ?

Nope, just his features, I've seen quite few of them here

Methusalem
10-29-2013, 11:24 AM
If the first one looks Albanian, I'm a Bantu.

Why?

KrashNick
10-29-2013, 11:25 AM
I agree. First looks very Albanian. Maybe he is one. Do you think they are from same ethnicity?

Very Albanian ??:rolleyes:

If he was from my region i would consider him as gypsy .

Hadouken
10-29-2013, 11:25 AM
I agree. First looks very Albanian. Maybe he is one. Do you think they are from same ethnicity?

possible :)

gregorius
10-29-2013, 11:25 AM
Nope, just his features, I've seen quite few of them here

Than we live in different worlds,

Herr Abubu
10-29-2013, 11:25 AM
Why?

I'm Albanian and have never seen someone who looks like him. If he looks Albanian every person with Caucasian features looks Albanian.

Methusalem
10-29-2013, 11:28 AM
I'm Albanian and have never seen someone who looks like him. If he looks Albanian every person with Caucasian features looks Albanian.

Look at this Albanian look alike of him

https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/1012219_535381313177531_2116418076_n.jpg

Herr Abubu
10-29-2013, 11:30 AM
Look at this Albanian look alike of him

https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/1012219_535381313177531_2116418076_n.jpg

Except for a very broad head they don't look similar. That Albanian doesn't look very typical either.

Methusalem
10-29-2013, 11:31 AM
Except for a very broad head they don't look similar. That Albanian doesn't look very typical either.

They look like clones bro.

Herr Abubu
10-29-2013, 11:32 AM
They look like clones bro.

Except for the head shape, they don't look that similar. And as I said, even that Albanian doesn't look Albanian.

Methusalem
10-29-2013, 11:34 AM
Except for the head shape, they don't look that similar. And as I said, even that Albanian doesn't look Albanian.

Okay. You still think he is not Albanian?

https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/1238146_227230930786519_167152844_n.jpg

Herr Abubu
10-29-2013, 11:36 AM
Okay. You still think he is not Albanian?

https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/1238146_227230930786519_167152844_n.jpg

I never disputed that he is. But he still doesn't look like one.

Lena
10-29-2013, 11:37 AM
Okay. You still think he is not Albanian?


No matter that pic first impression when I opened this thread was- Albo. You know them both, right?

Methusalem
10-29-2013, 11:37 AM
I never disputed that he is. But he still doesn't look like one.

How would he perceived on Balkan islands? As foreign immediately?

KrashNick
10-29-2013, 11:39 AM
What about the second guy ?

Herr Abubu
10-29-2013, 11:39 AM
How would he perceived on Balkan islands? As foreign immediately?

I have no idea how he would be perceived elsewhere, but among Albanians I doubt people would think of him as Albanian. Krashnick, who lives in Kosova, doesn't think he looks Albanian either. To me he looks Near-Eastern, so does the other guy on that photo.

KrashNick
10-29-2013, 11:41 AM
I have no idea how he would be perceived elsewhere, but among Albanians I doubt people would think of him as Albanian. Krashnick, who lives in Kosova, doesn't think he looks Albanian either. To me he looks Near-Eastern, so does the other guy on that photo.

I hope Kastrioti never meets him :D

Herr Abubu
10-29-2013, 11:43 AM
I hope Kastrioti never meets him :D

Kastrioti should see this thread. :laugh:

Methusalem
10-29-2013, 11:43 AM
I hope Kastrioti never meets him :D

What will Kastrioto do to him?

Herr Abubu
10-29-2013, 11:43 AM
What will Kastrioto do to him?

Skin rape him and his family.

Methusalem
10-29-2013, 11:43 AM
What about the second guy ?

Guess him too.

Methusalem
10-29-2013, 11:44 AM
Skin rape him and his family.

Why? Isn't he taurid enough?

Herr Abubu
10-29-2013, 11:46 AM
Why? Isn't he taurid enough?

No, he's too Taurid looking, just the wrong sort. :laugh:

Paluga
10-29-2013, 11:48 AM
I don't know really, my first guess would be from Caucasus like Chechen or something like that.

Methusalem
10-29-2013, 11:48 AM
No, he's too Taurid looking, just the wrong sort. :laugh:

You mean more Armenoid or even Mtebid since I just trolled you guys with this thread. Sorry my Albaninan mountain brothas I have to admit it now both are Chechens but usually the first guy gets often mistaken as Albanian by Albanians here in Germany. LOL That's why open this thread. It is quite interesting how different the opinions are. Kurdish, Afghan, Albanian LOL.

Methusalem
10-29-2013, 11:49 AM
I don't know really, my first guess would be from Caucasus like Chechen or something like that.

You nailed it. ;)

Queen B
10-29-2013, 11:51 AM
I was too close :(

Herr Abubu
10-29-2013, 11:54 AM
You mean more Armenoid or even Mtebid since I just trolled you guys with this thread. Sorry my Albaninan mountain brothas I have to admit it now both are Chechens but usually the first guy gets often mistaken as Albanian by Albanians here in Germany. LOL That's why open this thread. It is quite interesting how different the opinions are. Kurdish, Afghan, Albanian LOL.

I had the feeling you were trolling. I was thinking of Chechen first, but decided on Kurdish instead.

Admittedly, some Chechens do look Albanian. There was this Chechen guy at my high school who I initially thought was Albanian because he had a big head with a flat occiput. This guy doesn't look anything like an Albanian, though.

Roy
10-29-2013, 11:57 AM
I also thought the first one was Albanian. They can look very similar to Chechens, the second one does not look European though.

Methusalem
10-29-2013, 11:57 AM
I had the feeling you were trolling. I was thinking of Chechen first, but decided on Kurdish instead.

Admittedly, some Chechens do look Albanian. There was this Chechen guy at my high school who I initially thought was Albanian because he had a big head with a flat occiput. This guy doesn't look anything like an Albanian, though.

Well Albanians here often mistake him as a fellow Albanian. And I agree Mtebid Chechens and some Dinarid/Borreby-Dinarid Albanians overlap heavily. And guess what: Even Kastrioti admits it. He told me that Mtebid Chechens and Dinarid Albanians look closer to each other than swarthy Gracile Mediterranid Greeks do.

McCauley
10-29-2013, 12:00 PM
Well Albanians here often mistake him as a fellow Albanian. And I agree Mtebid Chechens and some Dinarid/Borreby-Dinarid Albanians overlap heavily. And guess what: Even Kastrioti admits it. He told me that Mtebid Chechens and Dinarid Albanians look closer to each other than swarthy Gracile Mediterranid Greeks do.

You and those Albanions don't belong in Germany.

Methusalem
10-29-2013, 12:03 PM
To be honest you can clearly see those Mtebid stronger towards Armenoid leaning traits in the first guy. Just look at his earshape which looks particular non-european.

Cleitus
10-29-2013, 12:36 PM
They are both Caucasian.

Methusalem
10-29-2013, 12:43 PM
They are both Caucasian.

Are they Adamites? Could they pass as Balkanians?

Cleitus
10-29-2013, 12:44 PM
Are they Adamites? Could they pass as Balkanians?
Yes they are, and yes they can pass in Balkan but i would say in the south so Greece,Southern Albania.

Methusalem
10-29-2013, 12:48 PM
Yes they are, and yes they can pass in Balkan but i would say in the south so Greece,Southern Albania.

So according to you they could pass as Albanians. Interesting Herr Abubu and Krashnik are Albanians who disagree on this. I think first guy could pass as Albanian though.

gregorius
10-29-2013, 12:49 PM
for me its still a mistery how someone said the first guy looks afghan

Cleitus
10-29-2013, 12:49 PM
So according to you they could pass as Albanians. Interesting Herr Abubu and Krashnik are Albanians who disagree on this. I think first guy could pass as Albanian though.
The First can pass as Southerner the Second one cant.

Methusalem
10-29-2013, 12:50 PM
for me its still a mistery how someone said the first guy looks afghan

Or Kurdish. :coffee:

Trun
10-29-2013, 12:59 PM
First guy looks quite Albanian indeed. He can fit in Bulgaria too, generally everywhere on the Balkans.

cally
10-29-2013, 01:18 PM
Only the first guy could pass as Albanian

Trun
10-29-2013, 01:24 PM
Wtf they are Chechens?

Anthropologique
10-29-2013, 01:33 PM
Pakistani. :icon_cheesygrin:

Methusalem
10-30-2013, 07:28 PM
Wtf they are Chechens?

Yep they are Chechens. Lol didn't you notice it?

Illancha
10-30-2013, 07:37 PM
Interesting guesses.

By the way the pictures contain dead give-aways if you know which details to pay attention to.

Anyway I would guess both are lowlanders.

gregorius
10-30-2013, 07:38 PM
Interesting guesses.

By the way the pictures contain dead give-aways if you know which details to pay attention to.

tr00 that churka hatt of the second guy :laugh: Although I looked over it. It had the northern caucasian emirate sign on it

Methusalem
10-30-2013, 07:59 PM
Interesting guesses.

By the way the pictures contain dead give-aways if you know which details to pay attention to.

Anyway I would guess the first is a lowlander and the second is a low/highlander mix.

What is the difference between Low or Highland Chechens? Both are from Grozny. And which details were dead give aways? You mean his hat? Or some phenotypic characteristics? I like your folk. Interesting people.

Illancha
10-30-2013, 08:26 PM
What is the difference between Low or Highland Chechens? Both are from Grozny. And which details were dead give aways? You mean his hat? Or some phenotypic characteristics? I like your folk. Interesting people.
Historically there has been more mixing of ethnicities in the lowlands as you would expect, whereas highlanders have remained isolated. For this reason lowlanders show much greater diversity in phenotype. Generally speaking the tendency for swarthiness is greater among lowlanders and they often display features which as we call them are "imported" from foreigners. The fact that they're both from Grozny doesn't really mean much. Grozny is a lowland city, but it's also the capital so you would expect to find people from all over the country there.

The give-aways are the hat, the camos and the gun. I could tell even from their stance and general demeanour, but I wouldn't expect non-Chechens to distinguish these subtleties.

Methusalem
10-30-2013, 08:30 PM
Historically there has been more mixing of ethnicities in the lowlands as you would expect, whereas highlanders have remained isolated. For this reason lowlanders show much greater diversity in phenotype. Generally speaking the tendency for swarthiness is greater among lowlanders and they often display features which as we call them are "imported" from foreigners. The fact that they're both from Grozny doesn't really mean much. Grozny is a lowland city, but it's also the capital so you would expect to find people from all over the country there.

The give-aways are the hat, the camos and the gun. I could tell even from their stance and general demeanour, but I wouldn't expect non-Chechens to distinguish these subtleties.

Interesting. So which phenotypic characteristics displays the first guy which are 'imported' looking.

Not a Cop
10-30-2013, 10:51 PM
My first thought was Albanians, but when i saw the gun, man, golden gun for chechens is like a nose for jews - 100% give away

Caerbannog
10-30-2013, 10:55 PM
The first guy looks Romanian.

The second one looks like he's from the Balkans... Albania perhaps?

Ozzy
10-30-2013, 10:57 PM
Looks like two nig nogs, of the sand variety.