Kurious Kat's Korner

My semi-public semi-diary, sharing my The Apricity Experience™.

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    Ancestry/Heritage Tests (AncestryDNA, MyHeritageDNA, 23andMe, etc Diss)

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    KuriousKatKommittee
    , 01-07-2019 at 06:30 AM (Kurious Kat's Korner)


    It's funny how people still fall for the "ancestry" meme.

    Don't get me wrong, I understand the curiosity here. The ancestry tests are a tool to
    1. discover a plethora of people all carrying snippets of the same DNA as you then pestering them over social media with "Haaii! we're soooo related cuz we share 3.5% of our DNA. Isn't it great? We're practically sisters :)"
    2. or sometimes find
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    You Ain't a Cherokee Princess/Genghis Khan/King of the Celts/Cleopatra, Dawg

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    KuriousKatKommittee
    , 01-07-2019 at 05:50 AM (Kurious Kat's Korner)

    Genealogy is an elaborate fiction.

    Statistically, you and some random nigga on the street are more related than any of them historic niggas from the 2nd BCE, 9th CE, 12th, 15th, 16th century y'all think are related to.

    You, me, your pet, everyone is a jumble of DNA; autistic gene LEGO blocks randomly smashed together as if by a neurotypical baby in a fit then thrown in a jambalaya pot and overcooked by burned-out ...
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    Rant: "Friends" and "reputations" (new hot diss track 2020) (WSHH Exclusive) (VEVO) 👏🏿

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    KuriousKatKommittee
    , 12-31-2018 at 05:27 AM (Kurious Kat's Korner)
    I noticed y'all niggas got pretty messed-up priorities here. (what)

    I come to the 'pricity hood to appreciate that in-depth anthropolOGilical analysis and I ain't down with that wack fefe shit, that triflin social Succbook shit, nawmsayin? And you provocative niggas always master-baitin' around tha hood or turning them respectable whole-some threads into yo tweaker troll bando hideouts,[1] suck on my big black majestic member (wow). Or y'all banal busta-ass fools talkin shit about ...
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    Rant: PSA to all y'all ""Caucasian"" niggas out there

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    KuriousKatKommittee
    , 12-30-2018 at 06:55 AM (Kurious Kat's Korner)


    Y'all spoiled pumpkin spice latte-sipping, old racist cracker woman-voting suburban Millennial whiteboys on anthro forums, Succbook, Plebbit, YouTube, and elsewhere, who always be like:
    "erm, I am a Caucasian American, I'm so very proudie of my 1/4 Norwegian 1/2 Russian 1/8 African American 1/1024 Cherokee Princess ancestry here to celebrate my European
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