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  1. Slavproofing Your Property

    In many cases a simple fence will do, but the Slav is curious by nature and surprisingly crafty. Many people have had Slav encounters on their own lawns. While the Slav is not necessarily nocturnal, these run-ins are most likely to occur after the sun has set. I have come up with three handy hints that will hopefully prevent these critters from showing up at your doorstep in the first place.

    1. Keep all vodka stored properly: Vodka is an integral part of the Slav's diet. It is instinctively ...