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Enter the Triplecity Zone. (v1)

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You're traveling through another dimension.
A dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind.
A journey into a wondrous land of imagination.
Next stop—

"Nothing must disturb my undiluted Englishry—God Save The King! I am naturally a Nordic — a chalk-white, bulky Teuton of the Scandinavian or North-German forests — a Viking berserk killer — a predatory rover of Hengist and Horsa — a conqueror of Celts and mongrels and founders of Empires — a son of the thunders and the arctic winds, and brother to the frosts and the auroras — a drinker of foemen's blood from new picked skulls — a friend of the mountain buzzards and feeder of seacoast vultures — a blond beast of eternal snows and frozen oceans — a prayer to Odin and Thor and Woden and Alfadur, the raucous shouter of Niffelheim — a comrade of the wolves, and rider of nightmares”[1]
HP Lovecraft, The Conservative, 1923.

Every post a trip times three.™

Access this page on your iPhone XX™ while logged into your gmail™ account with that pesky adblock™ turned off to really show these capitalist pigs that you are not racist™, brother. #FightThePower™ Furthermore, feel free to skip ahead to the bottom where I, for the first and last time, address hate terrorists' attempt to assume my phenotype-maintaining cell nucleus chromatin content. #LoveDrumpfsHate

└📁 On Hollywood (Vol. 1, Vol. 2, Vol. 3).
└📁 On pop song lyricism.
└📁 On death.
└📁 ―――
└📁 On conversion to Judaism.
└📁 Psychology of supremacism and intergroup conflict.
└ [society > linguistics]
└📁 On herd mentality.
└ [society > ethnology]
└📁 On "original nations" and the "imposters" who replace them. [WARNING: lethal doses of radioactive irony]
└📁 On tracing your ancestry/heritage. (skit)
└📁 On high-functioning autists.
└📁 On introvert motivation.
└📁 On Jewish conspiracies 1, 2 (skit)

― alternate history corner ―

― meta corner ―

The next fire-ass mixtape coming soon.

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Quote Originally Posted by Mortimer View Post
Do you think Triple K is a real Ashkenazi Female or a black dude pretending?
Life on the internet can be stressful sometimes. Goes triple for J*w*sses who sexually identify as black men.

Imagine you wake up one day and realize™️ there is a queer (and proud) light-skinned blackman trapped inside you -- BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE BILLY MAYS HERE WITH ANOTHER FAR-OUT TRIPTASTIC WORD PASTA GHOST-COOKED BY NONE OTHER THAN TERRY A. DAVIS -- identifying as an unapologetically homophobic (and proud) 35-year-old straight swarthy Bostin Irish Catholic fahtah (pronouns: wicked pissa fella) of 3 (Patrick Jr, Patrick Jr II, Patrick Jr III), fantasizing about running away ("I gotta go to tha yahd stoah to get me s'more smokes. BRB.") and starting a new secret life as a Chicano drag queen mami named Carmen who does eproctophile porn for a living. Why? Fuck you, that's why. Buy my bathwater.

As a content creator of color with disabilities (extreme intelligence, looks, BMI 20.1, better than you) I regularly get bullied cyberassaulted by random peasants from countries I can't even point out on a map because by the time I finish writing this sentence their country no longer exists and patriarchal white supremacist Gypsies on the internet for just beeing myself™️. Many such cases!

You can #StopTheHate and start helping out a "strong sassy sista" who don't need no men - only men's money - by redistributing your fucking cis white male Facebook Libra wealth right to me e-wallet that you owe me for reading this. Pay up, paypigs.

Patreon (coming soon) Tiers payment plan made EZ-PZ Japanesy
$10 Authentic™️ macking-ass ho-smacking street™️ style Triple K logo cups, hats, tees n coolwear to make yo grandma do a heart attack backflip.
$100 Send you bathwater with a "thank u, next" note.
$1,000 Brap in your face in person while wearing nothing but a men's Bostin Celtics jersey.
$10,000,000 Take your money and put it all on Lockheed Martin. Persuade warhawks into waging war with [random 3rd world country] then watch that [random 3rd world country] resources dough roll in.
$1,000,000,000 Create A.P.R.I.C.I.T.Y., a strong independent self-sustaining island (one such location is up for grabs for real cheap now ;) community who don't need no Adsense man.

(Link to my wallet pastebin.)

*I personally can't stand that one lol.

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