Kurious Kat's Korner
Enter the Triplecity Zone. (v1)
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, 08-18-2019 at 09:46 AM (1799 Views)
You're traveling through another dimension.
A dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind.
A journey into a wondrous land of imagination.
Next stop—
"Nothing must disturb my undiluted Englishry—God Save The King! I am naturally a Nordic — a chalk-white, bulky Teuton of the Scandinavian or North-German forests — a Viking berserk killer — a predatory rover of Hengist and Horsa — a conqueror of Celts and mongrels and founders of Empires — a son of the thunders and the arctic winds, and brother to the frosts and the auroras — a drinker of foemen's blood from new picked skulls — a friend of the mountain buzzards and feeder of seacoast vultures — a blond beast of eternal snows and frozen oceans — a prayer to Odin and Thor and Woden and Alfadur, the raucous shouter of Niffelheim — a comrade of the wolves, and rider of nightmares”[1]
HP Lovecraft, The Conservative, 1923.
Every post a trip times three.™
Access this page on your iPhone XX™ while logged into your gmail™ account with that pesky adblock™ turned off to really show these capitalist pigs that you are not racist™, brother. #FightThePower™ Furthermore, feel free to skip ahead to the bottom where I, for the first and last time, address hate terrorists' attempt to assume my phenotype-maintaining cell nucleus chromatin content. #LoveDrumpfsHate
[POLITIKKKS]
└📁 Every Election Ever (skit).[MEDIA]
└📁 Jive Ass Donkeys vs Elephantiasis.
└📁 "Anprim ingrates vs transhumanist industrialist." (skit)
[SEXUALITY]
[RELATIONSHIPS][METAPHYSICS]
└📁 On death.[RELIGION]
└📁 ―――[FSOCIETY.DLL]
└📁 On conversion to Judaism.
└📁 Psychology of supremacism and intergroup conflict.[JEWISH ISSUES]
└📁 WAKE UP SHEEPLE.
└ [society > linguistics]
└📁 On herd mentality.
└ [society > ethnology]
└📁 On "original nations" and the "imposters" who replace them. [WARNING: lethal doses of radioactive irony]└📁 On high-functioning autists.
└📁 On tracing your ancestry/heritage. (skit)
└📁 On introvert motivation.
― alternate history corner ―[WHAT IF]
― meta corner ―[META]
└📁 The Apricity Thread Simulator I.
└📁 "Chad Circlejerk vs Virgin Spectator." [Upboaters' Choice* 👍🏻👍🏼👍🏽👍🏾👍🏿 ]
└📁 On the "Downvote/Upvote" system (Official Downboat Victims Shelter) .
└📁 What others think of me in the Applecity hood.
└📁 Tribute to fallen homies (Battle Royale) .
└📁 Excellence in Masterbaiting Awards .
The next fire-ass mixtape coming soon.
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Imagine you wake up one day and realize™️ there is a queer (and proud) light-skinned blackman trapped inside you -- BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE BILLY MAYS HERE WITH ANOTHER FAR-OUT TRIPTASTIC WORD PASTA GHOST-COOKED BY NONE OTHER THAN TERRY A. DAVIS -- identifying as an unapologetically homophobic (and proud) 35-year-old straight swarthy Bostin Irish Catholic fahtah (pronouns: wicked pissa fella) of 3 (Patrick Jr, Patrick Jr II, Patrick Jr III), fantasizing about running away ("I gotta go to tha yahd stoah to get me s'more smokes. BRB.") and starting a new secret life as a Chicano drag queen mami named Carmen who does eproctophile porn for a living. Why? Fuck you, that's why. Buy my bathwater.
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(NO REFUNDS!):
$10 Authentic™️ macking-ass ho-smacking street™️ style Triple K logo cups, hats, tees n coolwear to make yo grandma do a heart attack backflip. $100 Send you bathwater with a "thank u, next" note. $1,000 Brap in your face in person while wearing nothing but a men's Bostin Celtics jersey. $10,000,000 Take your money and put it all on Lockheed Martin. Persuade warhawks into waging war with [random 3rd world country] then watch that [random 3rd world country] resources dough roll in. $1,000,000,000 Create A.P.R.I.C.I.T.Y., a strong independent self-sustaining island (one such location is up for grabs for real cheap now ;) community who don't need no Adsense man.
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