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Original trilogy,Revenge of the Sith,Rogue One,Clone wars,Rebels and finally the Mandalorian was like an oasis in the desert.
1. Episode 5 but episode 3 was also kind of good (minus the performance of a well-known actor.. and a few retarded fight scenes), especially the way of how the advent of the empire takes place. That scene was almost prophetic at that time. : )
2. I actually liked Jar Jar Binks. : )
3. Episodes 7, 8, 9 are rubbish, black guy plays low IQ man that only runs around, super girl learns the ways of the Jedi in 3 days because she is a strong powerful woman, the chink is doing some chink martial arts because he is chink and also some lgbtqiawhatever+ activism was thrown in. It was too much accepting of a film as we learn that the force flowed through everything and everybody and was not inherited as intended in the first episodes. I wish there a couple of rabbis flying the death star, so the joke could have been complete. I don't remember all the details as I skipped some parts, it was not only stupid but boring as well.
edit: favourite character was Peter Cushing
I loved the 2D one (from the Samurai Jack's creator) as a pre-teen, but I did watch a few episodes of the 3D one too, and speaking of this one, I didn't watch the extra season, but this is one of my favorite quotes from Star Wars: "Justice is merely the construct of the current power base".
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The force awakens was promising but they fucked up with the rest.
As for the Mandalorian, it was extremely retarded. I was hoping for a postapocalyptic universe where people fight each other for the little food that has left, where one can see toothless homeless roasting rats over rusted barrels. A society where women are objectified, where the weak are turned into sex slaves whilst the strongest excel in the role of brothel matrons. A sort of "escape from LA/NY" film that would happen in the Star Wars universe. Instead, I was served a Gypsy/Indian strongman competing with a strong powerful female that turned out to be annoying as well evolving in a candy world. Needless to say that I was deeply disappointed.
My favourites:
Episode 5
Episode 3
Episode 4
Episode 6
Episode 9
Episode 1
Episode 2
Episode 8
Episode 7
Even Turkish Star Wars were better than the episodes 7, 8, 9.