Originally Posted by
Pro.crasti.nation
This German chick used to boss me about, over lunch, at work.
I was a little rough around the edges, not quite polished, table manners-wise, and she'd just bark orders "Elbows off the table! not the dessert spoon! sit up straight!" ... I barely knew this girl, we were just colleagues and another colleague (dishy blonde upper crust, thoroughly racist, returnee from Zimbabwe) was apparently getting us "together" as the German wanted to ask me out but didn't quite know how.
Honestly, I found it sort of erotic. In my defence, S&M and dominatrixes (what's the plural of dominatrix?) are pretty much part of traditional British sexual expression!