I'm Craving KFC :'(

[SilverKnight]

So I wake up this morning.. my stomach started to gurgled with a sound as if that lil nigga just had enough and wanted some juicy delicious KFC :'(
With a small town of just 99% crackaa, .5 nigga-crackas, and .5% just plain niggas and no KFC how could I remedy this situation ?





Horatio stole my KFC the other day : '( (how dare he) :






and Britney was showing off her new special edition and the Music Video Awards the other day .. which made me crave that motha fucker even more!







Could Chuck Norris help if I call him






or just dream about it, water my mouth in agony or just go watch some KFC porn ?

[Kiyant]

Dont forget the watermelons.

[Dombra]

Make your own chicken!

Feed up time!!!

[SilverKnight]

Good ideas guys!

[Sehnsucht]

I have a solution:

Step 1: Get in your car

Step 2: Drive to the nearest KFC

Step 3: Go up to the counter and order what you want

Step 4: Pay (or you could steal it, since you are a nigger) and wait until your chicken is served

Step 5: Eat. As Kiyant said, don't forget the watermelons, nigga

[SilverKnight]

I have a solution:

Step 1: Get in your car

Step 2: Drive to the nearest KFC

Step 3: Go up to the counter and order what you want

Step 4: Pay (or you could steal it, since you are a nigger) and wait until your chicken is served

Step 5: Eat. As Kiyant said, don't forget the watermelons, nigga

I think option 4 is much easier. I'd go with that one

Also number 5, as dessert

[papa diddy pop]

Drive to the nearest kfc from your location,niggers are everywhere now,they're like cancer so it's shouldn't be hard to find and then enjoy your meal !

[Bobby Martnen]

I love KFC