Ask Longbowman anything

[Richmondbread]

Do you think I'm ugly?

[Teutone]

Did you visited the most important landmark of Kaiserslautern? The golden parking garage?

[Jehan]

Do you support Welsh independance?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sndMXmvfFvU

[Longbowman]

Do you think I'm ugly?

Please stop being a pussy about this. You're not ugly, although you are fat. Your looks have nothing to do with your failures, though. Ironically, worrying this much over your looks will make you unattractive to women.

Did you visited the most important landmark of Kaiserslautern? The golden parking garage?

Yes. At first, I thought, 'this is disgusting in every way.' Later, however, I realised that it would have been a masterpiece, if only it had had at least an adequate construction surveyor. The building felt like it had been surveyed by some kind of kiddy-fiddling fat cunt.

Do you support Welsh independance?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sndMXmvfFvU

Nac ydw, dim o gwbl!

[happycow]

I don't know if anyone asked you this but what is your favorite music? Favorite musical instrument?

[Teutone]

Please stop being a pussy about this. You're not ugly, although you are fat. Your looks have nothing to do with your failures, though. Ironically, worrying this much over your looks will make you unattractive to women.



Yes. At first, I thought, 'this is disgusting in every way.' Later, however, I realised that it would have been a masterpiece, if only it had had at least an adequate construction surveyor. The building felt like it had been surveyed by some kind of kiddy-fiddling fat cunt.



Nac ydw, dim o gwbl!

[Longbowman]

I don't know if anyone asked you this but what is your favorite music? Favorite musical instrument?

[Lioncourt]

It really depends entirely on why I'm in the news, I think. Have I been falsely implicated in a crime? Did I win something? I can't answer.

To narrow it down, these might be two interesting cases:

1. Basically in a "If you see him, report immediately" kind of a way. Being falsely accused of a murder, for example accidently leaving fingerprints/hair/any body fluid on the place where a crime had occured, or looking very similar to the actual criminal.

2. As a lottery winner, even though you didn't even buy a ticket. This was an actual case in Bulgaria in the late 1990s, but I'll give more details later because that might influence your answer (although exactly the same scenario is very unlikely in 2020 UK or even 2020 Bulgaria).

[Longbowman]

To narrow it down, these might be two interesting cases:

1. Basically in a "If you see him, report immediately" kind of a way. Being falsely accused of a murder, for example accidently leaving fingerprints/hair/any body fluid on the place where a crime had occured, or looking very similar to the actual criminal.

2. As a lottery winner, even though you didn't even buy a ticket. This was an actual case in Bulgaria in the late 1990s, but I'll give more details later because that might influence your answer (although exactly the same scenario is very unlikely in 2020 UK or even 2020 Bulgaria).

1) I'd be scared, of course. But depending on the situation I might just turn myself in, and trust in the courts. I used to be a police officer, I have a high degree of faith in them.

2) I would not claim the money. I would immediately make it clear that there had been a mistake. It would be dishonourable otherwise and furthermore I'd live my life in fear of being discovered.

[calxpal]

What would your dream house look and be like?