5 answers...

[Osweo]

Maybe this will work?
A bit like the 'five questions' thread, but in reverse. I find it hard to think of questions, to be honest! Maybe this is a bit easier?

SO, list the five questions (addressed to yourself) that these are the answers to:

1. Twice a day at least.
2. Only when I was a very little girl or boy...
3. No way, Man! That's just sick as &%^$!
4. Osweo, of course.
5. Black, with red strips.

EDIT: IF people post before you, I think you should answer their questions too, eh?

[Lars]

1. How often do you take a leak?
2. Do you play with dolls?
3. Do you like girls with brown eyes?
4. Who envy the Danes' sense of humour?
5. What colour candy taste the best?
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1. No, I think Anders Fogh Rasmussen should take care of that.
2. Hahahaha, like Obama did that time.
3. White.
4. Four wheelS and a bathtub.
5. That's the most important thing I'll ever do.

[MarcvSS]

1. Twice a day at least.

How often do You crap your self?

2. Only when I was a very little girl or boy...

Did you ever piss your pants?

3. No way, Man! That's just sick as &%^$!

Do you like getting ass-raped?

4. Osweo, of course.

Who is the biggest fag on TA?

5. Black, with red strips.

Whats the colour of my underwear?

Ofcourse these "questions" need a kg of salt to go with them...

1. No, I think Anders Fogh Rasmussen should take care of that.

Can Obama save the world?

2. Hahahaha, like Obama did that time.

Did you see Michael Jackson an all the other niggers act like a monkey the other day?

3. White.

What colour is Obama?

4. Four wheel and a bathtub.

What stuff do you own?

5. That's the most important thing I'll ever do.

Do you jurk of?

My answers?

1; The Netherlands ofcourse...
2; Dutch...
3; Stalin...
4; Muslims...
5; Dr. Foots...

[Äike]

1; The Netherlands ofcourse...

Where is weed legal?

2; Dutch...

What ethnicity are you?

3; Stalin...

Who's the most evil man in human history?

4; Muslims...

Who are retarded?

5; Dr. Foots...

A random doctor?


My answers:

1. Estonians
2. Cars
3. Cats
4. Russians
5. I have only done it once in my life.

[HawkR]

1. Estonians
Who shot the russians in the back during WW2?

2. Cars
What got 4 wheels?

3. Cats
What got for legs?

4. Russians
Who sucks at forums?

5. I have only done it once in my life.
How many times have you vomited on others?



1. 3 times top

2. It was brought originaly by the vikings

3. Christianity

4. What the fuck kinda question is that?

5. Bob Dylan

[SwordoftheVistula]

1. 3 times top

How many times should you run over a zombie?

2. It was brought originaly by the vikings

Where did your genes come from?

3. Christianity

What is a good source of jokes?

4. What the fuck kinda question is that?

4. What the fuck kinda answer is that?

5. Bob Dylan

Who's the guy who sang that one song, I think he died like 30 years ago?



1. Not before eating it


2. Well it is now


3. Not as much as you did last weekend


4. Because I didn't see it


5. 1035 and a half

[Gaztelu]

1. Not before eating it

Would you make a sculpture from uncooked beef?

2. Well it is now

Is the threat of WMDs existent?

3. Not as much as you did last weekend

Did you watch that much pornography for 72 hours straight?

4. Because I didn't see it

Why did you let gypos steal your bike?

5. 1035 and a half

How many bottles of hot sauce did you drink in 5 minutes?

My answers:

1. Don Cojón
2. Samarkand
3. Arrows
4. Vincent Van Gogh
5. Titties

[Bozkurt_Karabash]

Don Cojon
How do you call a spic with big balls?

Samarkhand
What was the capital of the Timurid empire?

Arrows
What was steppe nomads proyectile of choice?

Vangogh
Name one random Renaissance painter?

Titties
What I lust the most?

My answers:

Only in the ass
No, Armenians have small junks
Only when I'm horny
Yes, I still have it.
No, Albania is more like Saudi Arabia.